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249329  Prostata: booped

249326  Whatever: In memory of all those who lost their lives eating at Jack in the Box

249328  Whatever: The Howling reboot looks pretty low tech ...

249328  tib gubb: please excuse me while i laugh hysterically

249321  tib gubb: @Dresdenkeogh or saying things like "ooh this is really fun" between bites

249329  Yam: Dude... man

249312  funny in the wall: Not to nitpick, actually, yes, to nitpick thats a Ukrainian plate @dangerkeith3000

249326  Teechur: *Pop Goes the Weasel* intensifies...

249312  brian greene: aeaeoooo

249321  Dresdenkeogh: @grizzly @tib gubb @FabricMan @dangerkeith3000 consider holding and tickling the peel and intermittently slapping yourself with it.

249322  Dresdenkeogh: @dangerkeith3000 No just assholes as a whole. Not to say you're an asshole, I just hate *your* asshole.

249321  FabricMan: Remove the peel with your chompers. Lovingly caress the fruit as you nibble, bit by bit. Maintain eye contact with others at the table the whole time.

249326  Dresdenkeogh: @tib gubb it's nice to be back

249319  Not A Bot: I mean, okay, but it was mens' decision to not let women in the US military previously, and also women are now in combat roles so

249324  FabricMan: Why hasn't it seen it's parents for almost a week?!

249326  tib gubb: now we're in shit-your-pants territory

249189  lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249324  grizzly: @dangerkeith3000 don't cry. Don't raise your eye. It's only infant wasteland.

249324  Teechur: @Knice Decided to wait until after you learned to skate?

249317  barfolomew: @Otterman he might not be able to find an honest man, but it looks like he found a bunch of honest women

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249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249148 Amy Housewine: Your halo is broken.

249073 addend: "Okay, Google, tell Siri to tell Alexa to tell the copier..."

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249106 Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro



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 glenalec: @Felicity - Me too. But that explains a lot.
 Felicity: This is a reference to Tide? I thought it was the Pepsi logo!
 glenalec: Please explain?
 well duh: Given the news timeline, and the relatively fresh appearance, but also the lack of "rashy-looking fresh tattoo skin", I'm hoping this is a 'shopped image. If not, I will have a strong desire to track down both the tattooer and tattooee and punch them both square in the genitals.
 Matricii: @square44 20 years? I'm still confused what it is today
 square44: imagine explaining this in 20 years
 Matricii: @Ulillillia Let's be fair... it would be easier to list the things you should put in your mouth
 Teechur: The tides are turning...
 sparename: "Every Generation Rewashes The World"
 Minnesotan: I ate a tide pod, don't see what the big deal is. yeah, tastes soapy.
 Ulillillia: They need to bring back the "Don't you put it in your mouth" PSA
 VeeKay: A motto today's youth would be well advised to live by.
Image 228183   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
350
 
 Donut: The picture Kim Jong-Il didn't want you to see.
 wolfpk: Enjoy your uncle Tom.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Forbidden Fruit
 Greifer: my guess they are all high af... lady on the right dropped the most
 GoGo Robotto: You may kiss the pork ribs, now
 VeeKay: "By the power invested me by the State of Rhode Island, I Now pronounce you Madame Nguyen and grill".
Image 228182   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
191
 
 Felicity: Scccnk
 kornisjon: Skank box? A box for skanks? I don't need that.
 wolfpk: Ok, and who are you again?
 Aufziehvogel: Yeah blah blah blah heard it all before
 VeeKay: Funny name 'Box'.
 dobbiesdoogs: there's not enough postage on this
 Crispy Liquid Taquito: I wonder how effective this was.
Image 228181   01-21-18   Uploaded by    habbekratz
Score:
582
 
 Mr. Shine: When I was a young boy My father took me into the city To see a marching band He said, "Son, when you grow up Would you be the savior of the broken The beaten and the damned?" He said, "Will you defeat them Your demons, and all the non-believers The plans that they have made?" "Because one day I'll leave you A phantom to lead you in the summer To join the Meat Parade."
 Whatever: Feel the arteries hardening
 titular role: @UnknownSample That was my aim.
 Aufziehvogel: Or join the meat parade at the YMCA
 tib gubb: i vaguely remember something like this from my college years
 VeeKay: 11/10 would buy this lunch box.
 UnknownSample: Those "smiles" will haunt me forever.
 Dr Awkward: Sounds like a total sausage party
Image 228180   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
298
 
 apoxia: When all you have on you is a flame thrower, some rubber tubing, and 5 kilograms of weed.
 Aufziehvogel: @Yam : right
 Greifer: this is not how this works
 Yam: I mean, is it REALLY a bong if the smoke isnt bubbling through the water... right?
 grizzly: This is some dank shit.
 Ulillillia: *fire department shows up* "We get it"
Image 228179   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Alpha Trion
Score:
536
 
 Mr. Shine: Smooch!
Image 228178   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
335
 
 wwwdotcom: His problem: Suffers from smallcox.
 BavidDowie: Babe... there's a fungus among us.
 trelyate: the guy's real problem is that his skin is growing over his left eye
 Spazstatic: "Damnit Jim! I'm a lover, not a doctor!"
 glenalec: He's a fun guy.
 wolfpk: The real question is, who gave it to who?
 Dr Awkward: "Problem" = "venereal disease"?
 sparenamelaptopdied: A problem shared is a problem fucking more people up
Image 228177   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
712
 
 Slickbrew: So mellow that it's ripened and is starting to rot.
Image 228176   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Big Beagler
Score:
321
 
Have a good caption for this one?
Image 228175   01-21-18   Uploaded by    grid
Score:
566
 
 Felicity: Harrumph
Image 228174   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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