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273203  Nope: That doesn't sound like jesus.

273203  Prostata: i bet it smells great in there

273201  Mr. Butt: Is this that game that'll MAKE YOU CUM 2 TIMES IN UNDER 5 MINUTES?

273188  hapi papi: Shopping basket entrapment zones.

273202  Sadbot: So young to be lost to dad-jokism

273163  trelyate: I could get that out if only I had a screwdriver...

273191  trelyate: oh nice, a parking spot for superheroes

273197  trelyate: I recently adopted two kittens, can relate to tired doggo

273199  fanny: RIP then, I guess

273191  Entertainmentalist: If a woman parks in this spot, is it okay to ask her if she's pregnant?

273170  Not A Bot: If he really loved her he would have nutted on it.

273196  Littlecraftywolf: better wake mom #273195

273196  KingTrebek: not worth waking mom for

273195  Littlecraftywolf: @Littlecraftywolf ah and here it is #273196

272795  Littlecraftywolf: @trelyate shut up baby i know it

273186  Remp Wulgus: OOOh. The legendary ass burrito.

273187  Littlecraftywolf: wtf is even going on and why does the owl and robot have fingers but none of the humans do?

273195  Littlecraftywolf: optional route: the second coming of jesus then wake her

272892  Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273193  Littlecraftywolf: this guy was up way too late. 8 hours of sleep!

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273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

272918 Mad Collager: @Sadbot I don't know where you live, but I, too, would like to help with a chance to meet your goats. I can't travel more than an hour from suburban Washington, DC though - kid responsibilities.

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.



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Score:
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 Amy Housewine: I ain't paying it any mind if it ain't going tomake me laugh.
 tib gubb: pain is relative though.
 Dr Awkward: Mild pain. SERIOUS. Can be ignored... I'm getting mixed signals
 jochenau: Serious, unfunny women with small breasts who are in pain can be ignored? You monster.
Image 228075   01-21-18   Uploaded by    sports
Score:
1096
 
 tib gubb: how serious of "treading on her foot"?
 Spazstatic: @Warrax if he didn't apologize, he wasn't a gentleman.
 a robot: Return flight: #228222
 DrinkMixMan: Debutantes Attack!
 tea: One sure-fire way to Make America Great Again.
 Mad Collager: dickatlee.com/poetry/pdfs/…
 Amy Housewine: BLUH BLUH BLUH
 Dr Awkward: When I do "the robot" my wife wants to shoot me in the face too.
 Warrax: Imma pop a cap inna gent.
 Nope: Victoria didn't take no shit
Image 228074   01-21-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
960
 
Cmon. Leave a comment. Don't be afraid.
Image 228073   01-20-18   Uploaded by    nanananana
Score:
510
 
 Drump Porbs: uh huh @a robot!!!
 Side Boob: Fuck the po-lice!
 Fiveninety: follow fashion? you mean the "dress like walking modern art" crap or just wear nicer stuff than jeans and a t-shirt? either way, no. act normal? eh, kinda. walk on the pavement? if there's pavement, sure. watch TV? that would be what it's for, yes. save for old age? ahahaha! if i save for anything, i'll stave to death. obey the law? yep, doing that. sometimes not so much the speed limits, but i live in the sticks and it's a "when in Rome" kinda thing. repeat after you? no. fuck off.
 Mad Collager: The beatings will continue until the country improves!
 DarkTeddy: The fact that I am able to write these words and look at pictures on some weird website at 12AM while laying in bed kinda feels like I am living pretty free, no?
 the snark: If only it was that easy
 a robot: Yeah I liked "Fight Club" when I was in college too
 jochenau: So...get hit by cars while jaywalking, don't save any money, and be a criminal, but do it in the name of freedom?
 Hokie333: You are free, TO DO AS WE TELL YOU.
 Nope: I am free, I dont get it...
Image 228072   01-20-18   Uploaded by    GoGo Robotto
Score:
763
 
 wolfpk: Missed!
 Borp Mento: Shortly: SPROINGGG.... SQUARK!
 Greifer: a second ago there where two birds sitting on that branch
 Life Whacker: Yes I *wroo*
Image 228071   01-20-18   Uploaded by    San DoDo
Score:
595
 
 San DoDo: Dat 501. gator lurking..
 cj22: This car is protected by a 'Gator Security system
 Dresdenkeogh: I think I'm over my car. Yeah I'm done with it anyway
 minimum max: Cmon Gator. Leave a comment. Don't be afraid.
Image 228070   01-20-18   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
Score:
572
 
 goldman sachs: This is the carpark-camo version of #228070
 DrinkMixMan: Has science gone too far?
 Dresdenkeogh: Now make them reproduce
 Ulillillia: Panda-Gator
Image 228069   01-20-18   Uploaded by    arctic fox
Score:
496
 
 raditzu: Porn to kill
 Warrax: ...Trained to heel.
Image 228068   01-20-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
359
 
 frenk: Contact .... has been made!
 Jabberwikket: All your bagel are belong to egg
 carpwoman: Egg Bagel is my stripper name.
 Mr. Butt: Racist.
 addend: Mmm... butter that warm bagel.
 Matricii: Well of course they all touch the egg bagel... how else do you think baby bagels are made?
 tib gubb: that sounds a lot grosser than it actually is
 BavidDowie: Known associates
 bug: coo coo ca choo
 Mr. Shine: All glory to the Egg Bagel!
 Nope: Egg bagel gets around
Image 228067   01-20-18   Uploaded by    Hokie333
Score:
714
 
 Murm Gungus: @Matricii ...and it's working - image is at 482 right now.
 Matricii: Kitty is attempting mind control...
Image 228066   01-20-18   Uploaded by    Matricii
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