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234194  Not A Bot: You should of known better you never get them wet and you never feed them after midnight

234208  GoGo Robotto: that's one hell of a number, I tell ya!

234187  El hefe: Children for sale

234202  El hefe: Do your premiums go up if you don't crash into things?

234176  Darmstadtium: In Soviet Russia, fish catches you!

233184  Mr Bleak: Cows and swings. Not a good combination.

233203  Mr Bleak: Provided consent is involved, fine - I'm up for it. But a better chat up line might help your chances. And dinner. Just sayin'

234180  addend: "What? You don't wash your food clean?"

233218  Mr Bleak: Did you pack your bags yourself Mr White?

233222  Mr Bleak: @redmonkey3 Fine. But ... they don't disintegrate like TP is designed to do, so they clog your plumbing. And if you haven't had the job of fixing a ten foot deep manhole full of effluent you soon will! Took me three hot showers to get the smell out of my nose ...

234198  Amy Housewine: @ping Fairly good username/comment synergy.

234179  addend: @a robot (Takes tray into bathtub.)

233235  Mr Bleak: Slodging for nuns.

233237  Mr Bleak: So ... I stick my fingers down my throat 6 times over a tile floor, and I get a BJ? OK, I can do that.

234201  Amy Housewine: I sent my bofktler for tea.

234138  Volwen: So is a calzone a ravioli?

233242  Mr Bleak: Having killed the cameraman, the drop bears take over the documentary.

234186  addend: kimjongunicycles

234148  Volwen: Carpet doesn't match the drapes? Get a rug!

234152  Volwen: @Mr. Whiskers Technically could be both

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234036 Slerzy: Something something meat curtains

234111 raditzu: this must smell awesome

234027 Felicity: And Elon Musk wants to park there

234010 Felicity: OYTO?

234065 Entertainmentalist: Odds are very good that each thing on the list is there because someone tried it.

234023 a robot: Careful now.

234083 Robespierre: Don't have nuffin to do wif the weather, @Coolguy

234099 Prostata: really?

233978 Austin: Austinnnnn

234026 FatTigerWoods: Bout to cure this autism right quick



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 6. Not A Bot: 2969 points
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 9. dangerkeith3000: 2253 points
10. Shay: 2219 points
11. DrinkMixMan: 2180 points
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 Austin: If you haven't see wizard people Dear reader go do it right now
 Kaviri: Im going to take you to a magical place, and I might even show you my giant hairy spider.
 Dr Awkward: I said "share yer Blizzard, Harry"
 Nope: Ya fucking deaf Harry? Should we call you Harrd of Hearing Harry?
 San DoDo: *Yer
 GoGo Robotto: Youre a lizard Harry.
 Greifer: what?
 Teechur: And you're a hairy wizard.
 Ulillillia: A wizard.
Image 228003   01-20-18   Uploaded by    gulpeg
Score:
536
 
 Not A Bot: Hey bro pass the Cheetos will ya
Image 228002   01-20-18   Uploaded by    Aaron Spacemuseum
Score:
233
 
 Shay: I SAID PUT ON THE SUNGLASSES!!!!
 Mr. Shine: *cccrrunch*
 illBilliam: UFC has gotten wild nowadays
 GoGo Robotto: I got the ball, dont worry!
 Teechur: Those sneaky leprechauns are always messing with my head.
 Starky15: Yellow card for unnecessary chiropractic adjustment
Image 228001   01-20-18   Uploaded by    waaaaaat
Score:
221
 
 carpwoman: He's still half shaven.
 Kaviri: Might want to change the oil in those specs, buddy.
 Dr Awkward: But which side is sexiest?
 Greifer: i'm glad he found his glasses
 Robespierre: I can't tell. Is he shaving, or unshaving?
 sparename: Always do little bits from each side with a rechargeable razor so you don't end up like this when it dies..
Image 228000   01-20-18   Uploaded by    The Man
Image 227999 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Uncle Larry. Boo, Uncle Larry.
Score:
295
 
 Kaviri: @Warrax Hes the only one who wanted to be there.
 wolfpk: I'm not sure how I feel about an Adams Family reboot.
 Teechur: Oh my goth, this is creepy.
 Ulillillia: I love The Osbournes
 Warrax: Dad is the only one that doesn't seem to get the point here.
 glenalec: They're creepy and they're spoooky...
Image 227998   01-20-18   Uploaded by    beefbeef
Score:
899
 
 a robot: Pleh.
 sparename: Kitty licker
Image 227997   01-20-18   Uploaded by    seahawks
Score:
418
 
 Butcherboy: Thats a really cool memory. Thanks for sharing @Robespierre
 Robespierre: @Butcherboy I have - Outward Bound, 1970, the Summer we moved to the States from Hong Kong. Climbing, then rapelling the cliffs on the portage at the south end of Lake Kashipiwi. Four weeks out in the wilderness with practically nothing to break the silence but the occasional sonic boom from an RCAF fighter. I thought I'd died and gone to heaven; then I had to return to suburban Chicago to start my real American life - ugh.
 Greifer: @Annoying Vegan Zombie Bunny Jesus walking on water
 Butcherboy: It was in Quetico Park. Anyone been there?
 Annoying Vegan : Duck or bunny?
 Butcherboy: I remember camping in Canada and seeing a lone loon moving across a glass like lake making a wake that spread for a hundred yards because of how still the water was. It was sunset and 20 years later I can still see it clear as day in my mind
 Robespierre: Loonier than a jaybird is the loon.
Image 227996   01-20-18   Uploaded by    daisy picker
Score:
456
 
 Teechur: Dog says, "PLAY?"
 Butcherboy: Hey shrinkage is real
 glenalec: Turtle-neck turtle neck.
Image 227995   01-20-18   Uploaded by    Aaron Spacemuseum
Score:
692
 
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 Not A Bot: shazam!
 Teechur: That's a smug little grin there. And a tired Mom.
Image 227994   01-20-18   Uploaded by    elronhubard
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