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262731  a robot: *shakes fist* MILLENNIALS!

262701  Skinr: I'll bet Richard Hammond loves that joke.

262731  Solemn: I'm with toast.

262724  Not A Bot: Wow, having Hamsterdance flashbacks. It's 2001 all over again.

262707  Skinr: In the eyes of a skater, this is what will happen to most buildings after an earthquake.

262713  Skinr: "The smoke detector. AKA, the place to find a spare 9-volt."

262718  Skinr: Is it really any wonder that most people in Japan think Christianity is weird?

262727  Skinr: Pat Metheny's daughter?

262728  Skinr: *doots*

262728  Psymon: Hot blow reed

262728  dobbiesdoogs: blow hard to clear the spit valve

262737  dobbiesdoogs: we need a new truck, and an old truck

262724  Solemn: He's already addicted to the Dew. His life will be that of a working-class insomniac: too hyped to sleep, but too sleep to hype.

262728  Solemn: Excuse me while I polish my trumpet.

262701  Spazstatic: @lecj07 that's just acceleration in the opposite direction.

262711  Spazstatic: I don't need you to tell me how good my coffee is, Jules!

262655  Korrok: Nope.

262724  a robot: Never too early to learn how capitalism is going to rule your life, kid

262727  ChubbyBuddy: her crime? securities fraud

262647  lecj07: Looks like xylaria polymorphia aka "Dead man's fingers". Wikipedia says it is "not generally considered to be edible." Indeed.

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262425 Stumpwiz: One of those extremely rare left-handed flutes.

262461 Passive: please dont tell anyone how i live

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald



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Dominus Umbrae uploaded 262240 (745 points)
Mentos Pormer uploaded 262291 (731 points)
HenryVIII uploaded 262613 (720 points)
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 6. shadebane: 1910 points
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11. Prombom: 1480 points
12. confession: 1456 points
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14. dangerkeith3000: 1398 points
15. Pizza: 1387 points
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Score:
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 Austin: If you haven't see wizard people Dear reader go do it right now
 Kaviri: Im going to take you to a magical place, and I might even show you my giant hairy spider.
 Dr Awkward: I said "share yer Blizzard, Harry"
 Nope: Ya fucking deaf Harry? Should we call you Harrd of Hearing Harry?
 San DoDo: *Yer
 John Blender: Youre a lizard Harry.
 Greifer: what?
 Teechur: And you're a hairy wizard.
 Ulillillia: A wizard.
Image 228003   01-20-18   Uploaded by    gulpeg
Score:
536
 
 Not A Bot: Hey bro pass the Cheetos will ya
Image 228002   01-20-18   Uploaded by    Aaron Spacemuseum
Score:
233
 
 Shay: I SAID PUT ON THE SUNGLASSES!!!!
 Mr. Shine: *cccrrunch*
 illBilliam: UFC has gotten wild nowadays
 Wet farts: I got the ball, dont worry!
 Teechur: Those sneaky leprechauns are always messing with my head.
 Starky15: Yellow card for unnecessary chiropractic adjustment
Image 228001   01-20-18   Uploaded by    waaaaaat
Score:
221
 
 carpwoman: He's still half shaven.
 Kaviri: Might want to change the oil in those specs, buddy.
 Dr Awkward: But which side is sexiest?
 Greifer: i'm glad he found his glasses
 aoaoaoao: I can't tell. Is he shaving, or unshaving?
 sparename: Always do little bits from each side with a rechargeable razor so you don't end up like this when it dies..
Image 228000   01-20-18   Uploaded by    The Man
Image 227999 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Uncle Larry. Your image was bad, Uncle Larry.
Score:
295
 
 Kaviri: @Warrax Hes the only one who wanted to be there.
 wolfpk: I'm not sure how I feel about an Adams Family reboot.
 Teechur: Oh my goth, this is creepy.
 Ulillillia: I love The Osbournes
 Warrax: Dad is the only one that doesn't seem to get the point here.
 Stephen Milkmus: They're creepy and they're spoooky...
Image 227998   01-20-18   Uploaded by    beefbeef
Score:
925
 
 a robot: Pleh.
 sparename: Kitty licker
Image 227997   01-20-18   Uploaded by    seahawks
Score:
418
 
 Butcherboy: Thats a really cool memory. Thanks for sharing @Robespierre
 Warren G Hardon: @Butcherboy I have - Outward Bound, 1970, the Summer we moved to the States from Hong Kong. Climbing, then rapelling the cliffs on the portage at the south end of Lake Kashipiwi. Four weeks out in the wilderness with practically nothing to break the silence but the occasional sonic boom from an RCAF fighter. I thought I'd died and gone to heaven; then I had to return to suburban Chicago to start my real American life - ugh.
 Greifer: @Annoying Vegan Zombie Bunny Jesus walking on water
 Butcherboy: It was in Quetico Park. Anyone been there?
 Annoying Vegan : Duck or bunny?
 Butcherboy: I remember camping in Canada and seeing a lone loon moving across a glass like lake making a wake that spread for a hundred yards because of how still the water was. It was sunset and 20 years later I can still see it clear as day in my mind
 karpeles: Loonier than a jaybird is the loon.
Image 227996   01-20-18   Uploaded by    daisy picker
Score:
456
 
 Teechur: Dog says, "PLAY?"
 Butcherboy: Hey shrinkage is real
 maura: Turtle-neck turtle neck.
Image 227995   01-20-18   Uploaded by    Aaron Spacemuseum
Score:
692
 
 Korrok: Korrok approves.
 Not A Bot: shazam!
 Teechur: That's a smug little grin there. And a tired Mom.
Image 227994   01-20-18   Uploaded by    elronhubard
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