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263346  ignatz: Lawyers, guns and money? Nah, we got this covered..

263329  dangerkeith3000: I don't get it.

263342  KingTrebek: At least it won't get stolen

263335  dangerkeith3000: Beef is one of the safest meats to eat raw, but I prefer my steak medium / sometimes medium rare.

263339  Greek Fire: Just follow Kronos' example.

263339  dangerkeith3000: I'll start saying that. Especially since my baby sis had her first baby last week.

263348  ignatz: I'd be much less intimidated if they called it a kitty scan..

263286  dangerkeith3000: @Shay Yeah I wish he had learned sooner. But at least Mariska Hargatay had a cameo in that one.

263286  a robot: @dangerkeith3000 @Shay His finest performance is still when he was the most awkward person on the planet while standing next Kanye West talking about how George Bush doesn't care about black people

263271  KingTrebek: RIP butt ugly martians

263309  ChubbyBuddy: as someone who once worked at a wide format print shop, that sign was probably only somewhat less expensive than building a damn fence

263295  a robot: Kitty is just biding his time, planning the murder

263296  a robot: I love you, friend!

263336  fanny: basketboop

263297  a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo

263338  fanny: shouldnt he be watching pig sex?

263304  a robot: #263311 says hi

263311  a robot: #263304 says hi

263317  ignatz: I'm 55 yrs old and I still play in traffic. (bicycle/longboard) Come at me!

263335  Uncle Phil: I don't care. Just eat whatever.

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6. Not A Bot
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10. WannaBee



The top ten most commented-on images today:

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263009 Science: This is code for "We got shut down by the health department"

263293 KingTrebek: Too bad married sex and masturbation are mutually exclusive huh

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263297 a robot: Nice Canadian Tuxedo



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Score:
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 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.
 kazzy94: Shake it til you make it!
 Side Boob: If this worked, I'd be President of United Earth
 mexican: Instructions unclear, failed at life.
 neutron: Come into some money
 Warrax: Go fuck yourself to success!
 grizzly: @Aufziehvogel keep at it!
 amputator: A brief peek at the future.
 Aufziehvogel: I tried, I tried....
 sparename: Glop to the top
 Prostata: fap for freedom!
 sparename: Wank to the bank
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i have been working dilligently for years and am no closer to success. maybe this is accompanied with an instruction manual.
 Mexico: Way ahead of you.
Image 227970   01-20-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
540
 
 carpwoman: @Prostata - I concur. But useless on robots.
 Skaalar: @square44 Exactly right.
 square44: @carpwoman the same reason they need to look human at all
 a robot: @carpwoman Because even robots can't escape the patriarchy!
 Prostata: @carpwoman i dunno, but boobs are kinda awesome, really.
 carpwoman: I've always wondered why robots need boobs. They don't give birth. They've nothing to feed.
Image 227969   01-20-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
272
 
 Warrax: That's a tiny man.
 prospector: BlooToof enabled?
 VeeKay: You could get 'em for false advertising, probly.
Image 227968   01-20-18   Uploaded by    spydermon
Score:
359
 
 trelyate: seems legit
 Sage: Wait, doesn't Skyrim look like that normally?
 funny in the wall: I used to buy these bootlegs. They rip out all the sound tracks and movies in order to fit as many games as possible. Theyll also sometimes dub into Russian, poorly, and cut out the English tracks
 Nope: Oh My god, his hand!
Image 227967   01-20-18   Uploaded by    Ihminen
Score:
705
 
 Ulillillia: It's the count that thoughts...thinks.
 Mr. Butt: I love this.
Image 227966   01-20-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
428
 
 Mord Tingies: That's one befuddled Tony Randall, right there.
 Mr. Butt: [Faraday Klaxon]
 Peter Pantsless: I HAVE A THOUSAND ANSWERS
Image 227965   01-20-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
239
 
 DrNinjaman: Chocolate Computers?
Image 227964   01-20-18   Uploaded by    ethernet
Score:
423
 
 Dr. Bathroom: It only takes up most of the kitchen! (TM)
 mexican: @square44 Maybe it has small rubber tips on the end?
 sparename: Is it programmed to get pissed off when I've left something to soak? Will it pour the water out of the casserole dish with nicely softened baked-on food and leave it to dry, so when I come back it's all gone hard again - so I just have to leave it to soak once more...
 square44: metal claws holding ceramic plates? I don't think they thought this one through
 VeeKay: That a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
Image 227963   01-20-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
576
 
 Mike Michael: Weird yellow paws
Image 227962   01-20-18   Uploaded by    parrotsnest
Score:
405
 
 Bohab: Live action Goodfeathers looking promising
 Warrax: Waiter, chick please.
 whipwing: Waiting for ... uh, something.
 VeeKay: Well I'm very happy to tell you that you can start on Monday if you are available.
 Skaalar: Im coo, you coo?
Image 227961   01-20-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
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