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272527  lecj07: I take a look at my enormous penis/ and my troubles start a-meltin' away

272542  Not A Bot: Just today, I've watched my dog eat cat poop and spiderwebs and lick not one but three mysterious stains on the concrete. Soggy is probably ok

272568  tib gubb: i'd hire him

272551  tib gubb: no time like the present... to partay

272554  tib gubb: first god is dead, now god is fake? make up your mind creepy capitalism mouse

272537  cassette1: facepalm.ninja takes a selfie

272556  Dr. Bathroom: The biker's name is tiny.

272564  Yam: mlem

272564  Shay: A pigoat.

272558  Shay: Fuckin' A!

272471  Shay: Vroom, vroom!

272479  Shay: I hate to say it, but I'm going with Adolf Hitler School For Friendship and Tolerance

272488  Shay: @Mr Bleak Tums.

272379  mwoody: Found the rest. NSFW. kengarex.com/the-beauty-of-female-body-by-david-dubnitskiy-30-photos/

272492  Shay: Who do you think I am? Spider-Man?

272572  NoOneImportant: That is an awesome picture! You took it at the perfect moment. Also awww

272496  Shay: @charlemagne Just found out I'm 15% Welsh, so I'm covered.

272539  Nothing:

272546  Shay: My god, its eyes are turquoise.

272511  Darmstadtium: A job for the rest of your life! That's the joke!

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272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272205 Mr Bleak: Anythings a building if you're ...

272155 White Rice: @Science oh no!

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!



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 8. Albo Grungus: 1984 points
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Score:
396
 
 DrNinjaman: Santorum Soda! Just like "Mom" used to make!
 Side Boob: You kids are why we can't have nice things!
 RiderFan: The "boobs dick lol" made me chuckle.
 ruiner: When you give a 15 year old boy a Saturday job.
 WTF: Must be one of those nasty Hansen's Sodas.
 I Hate The Beatles: Sounds like a smegma situation.
 Mr. Butt: I, too, dream of infinite boobs.
 tib gubb: fine work.
 a sedated moose: Ooh! Swears!
Image 227950   01-20-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
253
 
 Dr Awkward: I get all my best ideas on the shitter
 Not A Bot: That's my fetish.
Image 227949   01-20-18   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
452
 
 Mr Bleak: @Starky15 So's the turtle.
 Slerzy: The man looks a bit scared, as he should
 mwoody: Taunt. +3 attack on opponent turn.
 Starky15: Hes like Ahhhhhhhh! the fish hooks in my butthole!
 Dr Awkward: Bowser?
Image 227948   01-20-18   Uploaded by    house md
Score:
346
 
 Starky15: @skillet You give a monkey a apple and he will eat it. Give a man a apple and there a 50-50 chance hell stick it up his ass.
 SS Keith: Hopped up on goofballs
 charlemagne: @skillet he sounds resourceful
 Dr Awkward: @skillet "Satan's dildo for scale" might become a new thing on the spaceship...
 skillet: PASTOR SAYS BANANAS ARE SATAN'S DILDO'S.
 Scoo: In Friendly Spacship heaven the mascots are purpleier and the time-wasting more wasteful
Image 227947   01-20-18   Uploaded by    withak
Score:
523
 
 Mad Collager: @a sedated moose Well, he is sort of reddish...
 Scoo: @a sedated moose (in response)
 Scoo: No one ever accused the writers of pathos-laden Facebook stories of dubious authenticity of being terribly overburdened with brains
 a sedated moose: Poor doggy, glad somebody cares about you now. But, "froxen?"
Image 227946   01-20-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
449
 
 Dresdenkeogh: I am objectively and technically neat. But thank you.
 nclaw: He's a cool one.
 Otterman: Radded because I'm an alcoholic
 Dr Awkward: Something something two fingers.
 Ulillillia: *click*
 Horp Lello: Relation on the rocks.
Image 227945   01-20-18   Uploaded by    taiko
Score:
213
 
 Dr. Bathroom: What the hell kind of haircuts are these?
 Scoo: "Welcome to John's, sorry we have no john"
 Shay: The government shutdown is already taking its toll.
Image 227944   01-20-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
461
 
 Psymon: Kinder than a dick drawing
 Dr Awkward: Sunscreen!
Image 227943   01-20-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
483
 
 qazwsx: "YES!!!" "no"
 Peter Pantsless: "You owe me five bucks!"
Image 227942   01-20-18   Uploaded by    rubix1924
Score:
417
 
 Dresdenkeogh: @Otterman as long as you do not boop a snoot or do a steppy they should be ok. This entirely based off of info I've gleaned from the friendly spaceship. So I assure you that's the only advice you or anyone needs.
 Bill Rye: wiggle ribbons!
 Jabberwikket: Sneks for scale
 Otterman: For some reason, I want to stack them.
Image 227941   01-20-18   Uploaded by    Toasted Taco Brunchito
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