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234202  El hefe: Do your premiums go up if you don't crash into things?

234176  Darmstadtium: In Soviet Russia, fish catches you!

233184  Mr Bleak: Cows and swings. Not a good combination.

233203  Mr Bleak: Provided consent is involved, fine - I'm up for it. But a better chat up line might help your chances. And dinner. Just sayin'

234180  addend: "What? You don't wash your food clean?"

233218  Mr Bleak: Did you pack your bags yourself Mr White?

233222  Mr Bleak: @redmonkey3 Fine. But ... they don't disintegrate like TP is designed to do, so they clog your plumbing. And if you haven't had the job of fixing a ten foot deep manhole full of effluent you soon will! Took me three hot showers to get the smell out of my nose ...

234198  Amy Housewine: @ping Fairly good username/comment synergy.

234179  addend: @a robot (Takes tray into bathtub.)

233235  Mr Bleak: Slodging for nuns.

233237  Mr Bleak: So ... I stick my fingers down my throat 6 times over a tile floor, and I get a BJ? OK, I can do that.

234201  Amy Housewine: I sent my bofktler for tea.

234138  Volwen: So is a calzone a ravioli?

233242  Mr Bleak: Having killed the cameraman, the drop bears take over the documentary.

234186  addend: kimjongunicycles

234148  Volwen: Carpet doesn't match the drapes? Get a rug!

234152  Volwen: @Mr. Whiskers Technically could be both

234158  Volwen: Now you just need a tattoo of a shirt and there is nowhere you can't go.

234165  Volwen: Explain THIS flat earthers

234188  addend: (Steals sign. Returns it later on with a proper frame.)

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233978 Austin: Austinnnnn

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234083 Robespierre: Don't have nuffin to do wif the weather, @Coolguy

234065 Entertainmentalist: Odds are very good that each thing on the list is there because someone tried it.

234111 raditzu: this must smell awesome

234010 Felicity: OYTO?

233960 Dr Awkward: Pizza hat

234027 Felicity: And Elon Musk wants to park there



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Score:
915
 
 Otterman: @obama Thanks, Obama.
 Starky15: Plot twist. Thats semen not Saran Wrap.
 Mr. Shine: *THWIP*
 saluted: Supervisor strolls by, looks up from clipboard. "Nice." Resumes reading and pace.
 obama: Saran man, Saran man, does whatever saran wrap can...
 arctic fox: "Christ, Peter, here's your fucking Mt. Dew. I thought we were cool since you drank my Dr. Pepper yesterday."
Image 227910   01-20-18   Uploaded by    Pikachu
Score:
710
 
 Robespierre: Stars 'n' Stripes skull ... Gawd, this has gotten to be one sick country.
 duckfarts: Awwwww.... hes got your arm
Image 227909   01-20-18   Uploaded by    goldman sachs
Score:
1226
 
 Otterman: @Mad Collager Thanks!
 Mad Collager: @Otterman Sorry the link didn't format right. You can paste it in now, at least.
 Mad Collager: @Teechur Thank you! I'll have to check it out.
 Mad Collager: @Otterman Actually, it's the Henschel. The Porsche turret had a rounded front plate, and the commander's hatch actually protruded like a small turret from the side, as the top was narrower. To the casual observers (including, until tonight, me) they are very close. http://www.rcuniverse.com/forum/rc-tanks-369/11602010-king-tiger-henschel-vs-porsche-turret.html
 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's basically "Saving Private Ryan" but in the Pacific Theater of WWII
 Teechur: @Mad Collager Look for the movie "Wind Talkers" with Nicolas Cage. There isn't really a whole lot about the language or its usage, but it's a good movie.
 Otterman: @when so It's the Tiger Porsche turret, though, yes?
 Otterman: @when so Yay, I understand super heavy tank references!
 Mad Collager: @Teechur That's cool! I didn't know how they styled their code.
 Robespierre: "You woman have heard of jalopies, you heard the noise they make - let me introduce you to my Rocket 88..."
 Teechur: The Navajo Code talkers in WWII used the word "turtle" to signify "tank." I would like to rad this thrice, please.
 Whatever: Sure, it may be small now, but wait until the biotech M13 turtletank grows up in 150 years and well finally get Giddora
 Kaviri: Ouch, that giant hole in the front of the shell. This turtle has truly seen war.
 Mr. Shine: *throws pokeball*
 when so: The ol' A39
Image 227908   01-20-18   Uploaded by    robocop
Score:
619
 
Cmon. Leave a comment. Don't be afraid.
Image 227907   01-20-18   Uploaded by    bubbles
Score:
918
 
 VeeKay: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGH!
 Robespierre: KILL IT BEFORE IT MULTIPLIES!
 Whatever: Mine!
 Mr. Shine: OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!
Image 227906   01-20-18   Uploaded by    elahabdh
Score:
1071
 
 VeeKay: Hangover kitten is particularly hungover.
 carpwoman: @Yurishiro - that's actually the third eyelid.
 Yurishiro: Wow I think this is the first time I see the White of a cat's eye
 Kaviri: Overbearing parent.
Image 227905   01-20-18   Uploaded by    doggggggie
Score:
864
 
 Amy Housewine: Tinygers.
Image 227904   01-20-18   Uploaded by    mrmrmr
Score:
408
 
 Mad Collager: This site does not allow the upside-down question mark.
 Mad Collager: They asked the pig "Why", and he answered, "Por qu no?".
 Teechur: What's on the menu for the reception? Hot dogs and pork roast?
 FabricMan: "You're such a bitch!" "Chauvinist pig!"
Image 227903   01-20-18   Uploaded by    fatman
Score:
744
 
 NashtasticVoyage: For one who is born, death is certain. For one who is dead, birth is certain. Therefore, you should not grieve over that which is inevitable.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: you could probably tone this down i mean cosplay wizard with authentic flaming skull doesnt really add anything to this message.
 Robespierre: Well, duh...
 Whatever: So are taxes
 duckfarts: I will rad this no matter how many times this pops up
 Amy Housewine: Metal.
Image 227902   01-20-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
509
 
 Teechur: Futons aren't a thing anymore, master. And now yours isn't, either.
 Side Boob: Found the ball!
 Kaviri: You left me alone, what did you expect?
 Yurishiro: Just a minor inconvenience. STILL a good dog
Image 227901   01-20-18   Uploaded by    Big Bong Theory
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