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272282  Not A Bot: HUR HUR HUR *drops in a penny*

272283  SuedeOxford: I'm gonna call the Friendly SpaceCops due to my doubts about this guy having a permit.

272159  SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272309  tib gubb: uh... thanks?

272309  Prostata: my favorite place to eat

272110  AdaMan: Desk pop

272308  tib gubb: u sly dog

272301  Scoo: Craft Beerkf

272309  Dr Awkward: Uh, Wendy, sweetie.... I know you recently had a divorce, but I think ever Tinder is preferable to these signs on your front door.

272305  Scoo: HULK SPLASH

272279  Dr Awkward: Whos the first guy? Some random dude touching his crotch, or someone of notoriety?

272275  Astanapan: Need initial octopus speed, angle of throw, elevation of fan over ice and angle of collision.

272242  toolbag: Don't do this

272295  propro: he had hair on his knob?

272315  MikeWhiskey: Wanna squeeze those lil toe beans :3

272315  superfudge: This is mine. I'm taking this with me.

272315  nimbus: You bring your kitty, I bring mine.

272238  Zukero: His face saves the joke.

272300  Astanapan: Pictured is the witch Hazel as she infuses the face wash.

272314  miller: Hi Parker

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2. Teechur
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

272205 Terrh: Classy...

272195 Air Biscuit: @Knice also happy birthday.

272089 Sage: @Mad Collager That sounds amazing!

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272122 White Rice: @Warrax I don't know how I forgot about birbs...I feel quite silly now.

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

271861 Scoo: SHUT THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI UP!

272155 Mr Bleak: I've looked closely over many years, and I'm still yet to find the coin slot.

272245 Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.

271958 revtom: As if we wouldn't use those Atlas droids to fight. See that 'atlas parkour' video on youtube? We'll be remotely piloting those things in the next war.



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White Rice uploaded 272099 (823 points)
confession uploaded 272135 (818 points)
dorian uploaded 272152 (813 points)
Amy Housewine uploaded 272056 (811 points)
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 9. JollyWell: 1977 points
10. Albo Grungus: 1938 points
11. Cyka: 1715 points
12. Surprising: 1659 points
13. brutal: 1574 points
14. Tacorleone: 1465 points
15. Jennysaurus: 1461 points
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Score:
464
 
 Lantry: thank you for your service dog
Image 227867   01-19-18   Uploaded by    obama
Score:
456
 
 Peter Pantsless: @Butcherboy YOU'RE LATE. MEEEEAAAT
 Butcherboy: You rang?@Peter Pantsless
 jochenau: Packed with original feathers!
 Peter Pantsless: MEAT
Image 227866   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
331
 
 phonk: Ooh! Frost! *licks*
Image 227865   01-19-18   Uploaded by    froggyfresh
Score:
500
 
 Ulillillia: ah luvs mah gun
 Mr. Shine: @tokyopig agreed, amongst properly trained individuals the word "loaded" is a given, and therefore redundant in the sentence, but hey, the sign is in place FOR the idiots of the group, and they NEED reminding.
 tokyopig: ok... so really the sign should read "THERE ARE ONLY 3 REASON TO UNHOLSTER YOUR FIREARM?"
 Mr. Shine: @tokyopig One of the cardinal rules of gun safety is to treat every gun as if it were loaded, all the time, because it helps people be conscious of how they are holding/behaving with it. Semi-autos, even with the magazine removed, can sometimes be holding one in the chamber, and still fire it even if partially disassembled. Most accidents are from when people "thought it was empty." Therefore, NEVER tell yourself it's empty.
 apoxia: The only answer is more guns. More more more, right?
 duckybox: @tokyopig - if it is a gun, you assume it is loaded.
 tokyopig: How can you tell the gun is loaded just by glancing at it? I feel like there's an awkward question and answer implied but omitted here.
 Chest Rockwell: @jochenau For some reason, people think it's OK to pull out their weapons in a gun shop. Most gun shops have a similar sign.
 addend: "You might be an attention idiot if..."
 White Rice: @jochenau people are dumb. Never underestimate how dumb someone can get.
 jochenau: Are people really going around whipping out loaded firearms in stores just for funsies?
Image 227864   01-19-18   Uploaded by    JollyWell
Score:
958
 
 Mr. Shine: I love him.
 apoxia: This looks like an albino fennec fox.
 Dr Awkward: This cat/dog/seal/mythological creature just stole my heart
Image 227863   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
Score:
421
 
 Borb Prembus: A Fokker triplane made from a bench and a couple
 waffle iron: For more information please re-read
 addend: Where the sun /does/ shine.
 Scoo: What?
 WTF: It forgot to not think!
Image 227862   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Disclosure
Score:
623
 
 addend: *wheezing exhale*
Image 227861   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Alpha Trion
Score:
299
 
 apoxia: This is gross
 piranharama: @Dr Awkward But it really could be, thats the thing :)
 Ulillillia: Roll Tide
 Dr Awkward: This is from a Matt and Kim music video... so good news,this isn't a real life family portrait!
 WTF: Life in the commune.
 Mr. Shine: No thanks.
Image 227860   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Osiris
Image 227859 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by ptrain. Your image was bad, ptrain.
Score:
300
 
 deadwombat: Im starting to rethink the whole idea of having gutters
 tokyopig: A:There's a cat on the roof. It's long cat. B: I HAVE LADDER
 apoxia: You were supposed to stay at the bottom!
 jochenau: I don't usually mind climbing ladders, it's the transition from ladder to roof and vice versa that freaks me out.
 Peter Pantsless: That's ten pounds of "nope" in a five pound bag right there
Image 227858   01-19-18   Uploaded by    weirduncle
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