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272959  Shay: Elvis went out the same way.

272955  Dr Awkward: @fanny apparently whale milk is incredibly rich and fatty. And whale mothers make like a bathtub quantity of milk daily.

272959  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward ok, they find them on their toilet I should have said. The way I worded it, it sounded like the EMTs were dumping.

272959  Dr Awkward: Actually EMTs and paramedics find older folks dead or unconscious while dumping super often because theyre pushing too hard, essentially doing the Valsalva maneuver, they vagal out and sometime hit their head while passing out. Moral of this story, eat enough fiber so you dont pass out while trying to dump.

272970  romangreek: My desktop usually consist of folders named "bdrfekjgbgw" and "xdrstacmgxdjbasfkw" and "ffffff" by the time I'm done with a project.

272960  Side Boob: I wish Gritty was 100 feet tall and would crush Philly in a hellish rampage. Mostly because I have Jury Duty next week, but just in general too.

272918  Dr Awkward: @Sadbot @Mr. Butt I could use a trusted handyman, but a lot are just guys who have more tools than me. Id happily hire @Teechur in the summer to help fix some shit around here, but Im pretty sure youre multiple states away.

272949  Side Boob: Blep

272950  Side Boob: Dear bird, fuck off just now.

272931  tib gubb: touchbown!

272956  Side Boob: Clearly, the officer was bewitched as well.

272945  BavidDowie: *through full mouth* "IT'S MUH BERFDEY"

272931  Dr Awkward: Its possible that this person is really dumb and doesnt realize the phrase / song is *To Be

272957  Not A Bot: How the fuck is he gonna read that then, smart guy?

272946  White Rice: @danny one can be the embodiment of all that is evil & immoral in the world and still like cute stuff/be freaked out by angry pointy things.

272950  Prostata: another one for the collection! #272952

272941  Crim Tender: Good Lord!

272941  Mr Bleak: Night train to switcherino

272950  White Rice: Not today, Satan.

272950  Dr Awkward: Remind me to never steal chips from Moms plate without asking.

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272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272681 Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272892 UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head



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 Greifer: instarad
 Slerzy: You remind me of the babe
 well duh: I have a friend who would totally wear that shirt out to dinner on the weekend, un-ironically, and think he looked good wearing it in this day and age. Sigh. Oh, and Rad for The Duke.
 Himesama: Beautiful man
 apoxia: Instant rad
 San DoDo: Major Tom FTW
 Ulillillia: Never let me down.
Image 227836   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
264
 
 tane: @jochenau And let's name out mascot Chance, the Golden Gila Monster - when gila monsters don't even live in the Mojave. And THEN let's get sued by the US Army for stealing the copyrighted name of their parachute team. The only thing that's NOT So Vegas about this fiasco is that they're actually winning games.
 Kaviri: Stop right there, criminal scum!
 jochenau: @Ulillillia Also let's give it a terrible name (Golden Knights, really?) and a nonsensical mascot!
 Shay: LET'S GO TROUSER SNAKES!!!
 Side Boob: Our team sportses better than your team.
 Ulillillia: Here's an idea: let's put another hockey team in the middle of the desert
Image 227835   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Image 227834 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Mr. Skeltal. We'll pray for you, Mr. Skeltal.
Score:
564
 
 toad: Only poo of the century matters.
 beep: In the shower?!
 Sparkplug: I wish I had thought of this
 addend: Turdsday is every day.
 jochenau: Do they get an award of some kind?
 apoxia: I remember the day this happened to me. I knew about it.
 Paint Chips: Claim. Disposal involved machete. Avoid prolonged use of codeine, just sayin'..
 tokyopig: In the Borg collective Earth days are irrelevant. The record for biggest poo is always the all time record. There are no "daily" awards and therefore no flukes. It is efficient. It is pure.
 Side Boob: Sometimes I do it knowingly...
Image 227833   01-19-18   Uploaded by    The Bees
Score:
411
 
 Unstableton: This amusement park scenery isn't terribly exciting.
 Greifer: weeeeeeeeeee
 WTF: "Bye honey, I'm off to work!"
Image 227832   01-19-18   Uploaded by    NoOneImportant
Image 227831 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by SaltLick. Your image was bad, SaltLick.
Score:
405
 
 imaginary gf: "I'm going to ride the Wall Of Death one more time..."
 Greifer: weeeeeeeeeee
 Mad Collager: Bye Honey, I'm off to work!
 Peter Pantsless: Isn't there supposed to be a sidecar with a lion in it?
 WTF: "I think we made a wrong turn about 15 miles back. This is the last time I use Map Quest!"
Image 227830   01-19-18   Uploaded by    someguynameded
Score:
826
 
 Lantry: get jobs!
Image 227829   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Bu7Z
Score:
874
 
 Commodore 64: Thanks, little people were delicious!
 San DoDo: 'Halp'
 Peter Pantsless: "-PRRRT-"
Image 227828   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
631
 
 Gluten Fee: Have you met my new sidechick?
 San DoDo: Nice chick
 Not A Bot: Son Colonelku
 FabricMan: "Quaid... start the reactor..."
 romangreek: Don't speak to me or my chick ever again.
Image 227827   01-19-18   Uploaded by    usernamee
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