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273597  celebgate: Freud would be so disappointed in you!

273607  a robot: @Yam Pygmy anteater, or silky anteater. Smallest living species of anteater, found in Mexico, Central and South America. They are goofy looking but cute

25994  jljocque: I want your socks!

273555  toolbag: It's a Ford GT. To buy one, you have to sign a contract stipulating that you will not flip it for an absurd amount of money first thing you do

273612  a robot: The Kerry and Barry show!

273613  a robot: You gotta swim out to that island to find the treasure chest

273619  usernamee: Quaid, Get your ass to mars!

273614  Dr Awkward: Why am I like this, fridge?

273623  wordjones: The 50 foot tall "Corporate Profits" must be offscreen.

273496  Christina: @Sadbot As a downside of living in New York, it's worth it.

273535  sparename: Phase 3:- Prolapse!

273597  sparename: But the more locks you put on your luggage - the more the "security" guys will want to open it.. pull it all apart, stick it all back in the wrong places, then say "Ooooh, it must've happened in the baggage-hall...".. Or is that just me, when travelling to a not-totally internationally recognised Middle-Eastern state, when I am not of the relevant religious persuasion??? AND they had already had my bag in pieces at Heathrow, so I thought it was OK to protect it against the usual baggage-throwers

273612  Eleftheros: Kerry.... I think it's kicking in

273611  Not A Bot: Where is his paintbrush, I wonder?

273576  Air Biscuit: Theyre all good dogs.

273607  logan: Service must be really slow in that Chinese restaurant...

273610  Minnesotan: CDs and DVDs will be joining you magnetic fucks soon enough!

273362  Mr Bleak: I'm pretty sure that guy is still hoping they will reboot Babylon 5 with him as Londo ... Mind you, a B5 reboot could be damn good (without him, natch).

273366  Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...

273609  dad: I know they have a different spinal arrangement than me, but seeing pinnipeds sit up like that makes my back hurt.

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273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273352 Sadbot: @SuedeOxford A search string that does not disappoint

273447 Micro Jackson: Fresh

273441 Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273366 Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.



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 kornisjon: Eyes: On the prize.
Image 227819   01-19-18   Uploaded by    majorchamp
Score:
304
 
 apoxia: Don't reflect sun back into the atmosphere. That is useful. But nice attempt to deny climate change and be an even bigger nutjob at the same time.
 jochenau: Oh man, that finally explains the ongoing worldwide drought that we're experiencing right now, since thousands of planes are flying all over the planet at all times.
 Not A Bot: The bib is made of cat
 Ulillillia: Since they're just water vapor they'd actually help prevent drought.
 Nope: They cause something alright
Image 227818   01-19-18   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
Score:
828
 
 Slerzy: The ear tufts!
 Side Boob: I have to RAD for kittens, but Jesus fuck, take the 9gag crap off next time.
Image 227817   01-19-18   Uploaded by    guccigucci
Score:
701
 
 Wooden Spoon: @Yurishiro: A troll figurine who comes to life, and decides to roam the countryside eating garbage.
 sodamachine: Now he looks like ALF
 Greifer: a douch is a douch...
 piranharama: @Ulillillia Would it really be so bad though?
 DrinkMixMan: @Yurishiro Some douche
 addend: Blandsville - population 1.
 Slerzy: Flavortown vs barber shop quartet member
 generic: I think I'm ready to ask..Who the fuck is this?
 jochenau: Now make him Santa Claus!
 omgpro: I'm pretty sure this thought won't gain much traction around here, but the Guy's not really much a douche in real life; he just plays one on TV.
 illBilliam: You can take the Guy out of the douche, but you can't take the douche out of the Guy.
 Ulillillia: Congressman Guy Fieri.
 Side Boob: Dan Connor?
 Mern Trulbo: Looks reasonably legit.
 reagan: Little like Jeb Bush..
 dobbiesdoogs: i don't think so tim
Image 227816   01-19-18   Uploaded by    ITS TAPE
Score:
785
 
 Spazstatic: *poots*
 Peter Pantsless: "Crap, Guy Fieri is kinda cute as a non-douche."
Image 227815   01-19-18   Uploaded by    nanananana
Score:
163
 
 UnknownSample: Looks like the set of the Waterworld stunt show.
 GoodSir: @wolfpk it sure is happy to see me
 wolfpk: This Transformer has seen its better days
Image 227814   01-19-18   Uploaded by    east bay
Score:
561
 
 Korrok: Neat.
 Side Boob: Two generations of confused doggies.
Image 227813   01-19-18   Uploaded by    redrex
Score:
203
 
 addend: "Rose water" would've been uninteresting.
 well duh: please follow these tips, please:
 jochenau: @barfolomew That "st" ligature makes my eyes bleed though.
 barfolomew: Humorous translation aside, this package has some lovely graphic design.
 UseYourName: the juiciest of ingredients
 Himesama: I'm allergic to beautiful people slut
Image 227812   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Dominus Umbrae
Score:
267
 
 Mad Collager: @Robespierre B+ for that one!
 Bill Rye: It's Bugs
 fakeplastic: This emisphere bored me anyway. SO LONG
 illBilliam: Hold on I'll go get the pressure washer.
 Sydney: Just looking at this gave me hives.
Image 227811   01-19-18   Uploaded by    violentwrath
Score:
647
 
 Teechur: LOOK AT THE BONES!!!
 jochenau: It looks like a Muppet.
 beyardo: Don't tell me - prom night.
Image 227810   01-19-18   Uploaded by    romangreek
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