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234176  Darmstadtium: In Soviet Russia, fish catches you!

233184  Mr Bleak: Cows and swings. Not a good combination.

233203  Mr Bleak: Provided consent is involved, fine - I'm up for it. But a better chat up line might help your chances. And dinner. Just sayin'

234180  addend: "What? You don't wash your food clean?"

233218  Mr Bleak: Did you pack your bags yourself Mr White?

233222  Mr Bleak: @redmonkey3 Fine. But ... they don't disintegrate like TP is designed to do, so they clog your plumbing. And if you haven't had the job of fixing a ten foot deep manhole full of effluent you soon will! Took me three hot showers to get the smell out of my nose ...

234198  Amy Housewine: @ping Fairly good username/comment synergy.

234179  addend: @a robot (Takes tray into bathtub.)

233235  Mr Bleak: Slodging for nuns.

233237  Mr Bleak: So ... I stick my fingers down my throat 6 times over a tile floor, and I get a BJ? OK, I can do that.

234201  Amy Housewine: I sent my bofktler for tea.

234138  Volwen: So is a calzone a ravioli?

233242  Mr Bleak: Having killed the cameraman, the drop bears take over the documentary.

234186  addend: kimjongunicycles

234148  Volwen: Carpet doesn't match the drapes? Get a rug!

234152  Volwen: @Mr. Whiskers Technically could be both

234158  Volwen: Now you just need a tattoo of a shirt and there is nowhere you can't go.

234165  Volwen: Explain THIS flat earthers

234188  addend: (Steals sign. Returns it later on with a proper frame.)

234193  addend: Ugh, ketchup.

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9. Scoo
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234099 Prostata: really?

234036 Slerzy: Something something meat curtains

234111 raditzu: this must smell awesome

234026 FatTigerWoods: Bout to cure this autism right quick

234083 Robespierre: Don't have nuffin to do wif the weather, @Coolguy

233960 Dr Awkward: Pizza hat

233978 Austin: Austinnnnn

234010 Felicity: OYTO?

234070 Demon Universe: Eh, close enough. *starts to eat breakfast*

234065 Entertainmentalist: Odds are very good that each thing on the list is there because someone tried it.



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 5. Annoying Vegan : 3012 points
 6. Not A Bot: 2969 points
 7. Side Boob: 2630 points
 8. Ulillillia: 2459 points
 9. dangerkeith3000: 2253 points
10. Shay: 2219 points
11. DrinkMixMan: 2180 points
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13. falling: 2033 points
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15. wolfpupy: 1830 points
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Score:
701
 
 Wooden Spoon: @Yurishiro: A troll figurine who comes to life, and decides to roam the countryside eating garbage.
 Felicity: Now he looks like ALF
 Greifer: a douch is a douch...
 piranharama: @Ulillillia Would it really be so bad though?
 DrinkMixMan: @Yurishiro Some douche
 addend: Blandsville - population 1.
 Slerzy: Flavortown vs barber shop quartet member
 Yurishiro: I think I'm ready to ask..Who the fuck is this?
 jochenau: Now make him Santa Claus!
 Robespierre: I'm pretty sure this thought won't gain much traction around here, but the Guy's not really much a douche in real life; he just plays one on TV.
 illBilliam: You can take the Guy out of the douche, but you can't take the douche out of the Guy.
 Ulillillia: Congressman Guy Fieri.
 Side Boob: Dan Connor?
 Robespierre: Looks reasonably legit.
 ignatz: Little like Jeb Bush..
 dobbiesdoogs: i don't think so tim
Image 227816   01-19-18   Uploaded by    ITS TAPE
Score:
762
 
 Spazstatic: *poots*
 Peter Pantsless: "Crap, Guy Fieri is kinda cute as a non-douche."
Image 227815   01-19-18   Uploaded by    nanananana
Score:
163
 
 UnknownSample: Looks like the set of the Waterworld stunt show.
 Yurishiro: @wolfpk it sure is happy to see me
 wolfpk: This Transformer has seen its better days
Image 227814   01-19-18   Uploaded by    east bay
Score:
561
 
 Korrok: Neat.
 Side Boob: Two generations of confused doggies.
Image 227813   01-19-18   Uploaded by    redrex
Score:
203
 
 addend: "Rose water" would've been uninteresting.
 well duh: please follow these tips, please:
 jochenau: @barfolomew That "st" ligature makes my eyes bleed though.
 barfolomew: Humorous translation aside, this package has some lovely graphic design.
 UseYourName: the juiciest of ingredients
 Himesama: I'm allergic to beautiful people slut
Image 227812   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Dominus Umbrae
Score:
267
 
 Mad Collager: @Robespierre B+ for that one!
 Bill Rye: It's Bugs
 Yurishiro: This emisphere bored me anyway. SO LONG
 illBilliam: Hold on I'll go get the pressure washer.
 Robespierre: Just looking at this gave me hives.
Image 227811   01-19-18   Uploaded by    violentwrath
Score:
647
 
 Teechur: LOOK AT THE BONES!!!
 jochenau: It looks like a Muppet.
 Robespierre: Don't tell me - prom night.
Image 227810   01-19-18   Uploaded by    romangreek
Score:
559
 
 Slerzy: Humiliation complete
 Slerzy: *Apple. It's been a long week.
 Slerzy: Apple hammock
 Yurishiro: Something something scale something banana
 Ulillillia: Kitten for scale
Image 227809   01-19-18   Uploaded by    dingding
Score:
444
 
Go on. Leave a comment. Just a short one, even.
Image 227808   01-19-18   Uploaded by    140bpm
Score:
157
 
 Felicity: Jelvis
Image 227807   01-19-18   Uploaded by    salmiakki
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