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262731  a robot: *shakes fist* MILLENNIALS!

262701  Skinr: I'll bet Richard Hammond loves that joke.

262731  Solemn: I'm with toast.

262724  Not A Bot: Wow, having Hamsterdance flashbacks. It's 2001 all over again.

262707  Skinr: In the eyes of a skater, this is what will happen to most buildings after an earthquake.

262713  Skinr: "The smoke detector. AKA, the place to find a spare 9-volt."

262718  Skinr: Is it really any wonder that most people in Japan think Christianity is weird?

262727  Skinr: Pat Metheny's daughter?

262728  Skinr: *doots*

262728  Psymon: Hot blow reed

262728  dobbiesdoogs: blow hard to clear the spit valve

262737  dobbiesdoogs: we need a new truck, and an old truck

262724  Solemn: He's already addicted to the Dew. His life will be that of a working-class insomniac: too hyped to sleep, but too sleep to hype.

262728  Solemn: Excuse me while I polish my trumpet.

262701  Spazstatic: @lecj07 that's just acceleration in the opposite direction.

262711  Spazstatic: I don't need you to tell me how good my coffee is, Jules!

262655  Korrok: Nope.

262724  a robot: Never too early to learn how capitalism is going to rule your life, kid

262727  ChubbyBuddy: her crime? securities fraud

262647  lecj07: Looks like xylaria polymorphia aka "Dead man's fingers". Wikipedia says it is "not generally considered to be edible." Indeed.

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262425 Stumpwiz: One of those extremely rare left-handed flutes.

262461 Passive: please dont tell anyone how i live

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

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262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald



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Score:
363
 
 addend: (Adds hot sauce.)
 charlemagne: I don't think I could do a vegan diet
 eevee: Leftovers can be tasty. Or not.
 Himesama: Eeewww peas.
 Bluetocracy: let's take a vote: stoner or pregnant?
 a robot: I don't know what you're trying to do, but you're doing it wrong.
 Peter Pantsless: Is this what they call a "full English"?
 fanny: oh god
 Teechur: I see breakfast, lunch AND dinner all at once. Perhaps blunner? brunner? Breanchner?
 Scoo: Part of a Complete Breakfast
 Xeno: What? No parsely garnish? I'm starting to suspect this restaurant isn't as classy as it looks.
Image 227801   01-19-18   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
850
 
 usernamee: @DarkTeddy @funny in the wall this adorable creature is a baby arctic fox
 Himesama: Puppycat?
 Bluetocracy: tanuki!
 DarkTeddy: Let me know too !!!@funny in the wall
 when so: FOXES ARE NICE.
 funny in the wall: seriously, what is this and where can i get one?
 Not A Bot: Oh Calvin. What have you done with you life?
Image 227800   01-19-18   Uploaded by    ColdHotCool
Score:
563
 
 greenbean: Just out of frame, Dr. Manhattan teleports to Mars
 Ulillillia: New Beer, Cold Mexico
 Phum Munts: Up north on the Hispanola Highway?
Image 227799   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
323
 
Cmon. Leave a comment. Don't be afraid.
Image 227798   01-19-18   Uploaded by    mickeyd
Score:
568
 
 mark64: @Wooden Spoon There was a great /Basic Instructions/ strip where it was ways to make people think youre crazy, and one was to have conversations with your cat, but you also do the cats voice.
 Wooden Spoon: @Felicity: there was an episode of Futurama like that, but the cats were using human puppets
 tea: Also, I could see a race of /Star Trek/ aliens that carry cats around with them, and you have to talk to the cat, not the person holding it, or else its considered rude
 edvard: But rad for cute cat, and lucky human to have his face right where he can nuzzle the cats ears!
 doggggggie: I prefer to tuck the tail under the butt so my wrist isnt touching cat anus
Image 227797   01-19-18   Uploaded by    White Rice
Score:
642
 
 Bluetocracy: paint me like one of your stormfront posts
 Prostata: dude, i think your cat is broken
 Kaviri: Cant you knock!
 Teechur: High four!
Image 227796   01-19-18   Uploaded by    GTA VII
Score:
626
 
 Bluetocracy: @Shay & @Peter Pantsless & @Bagels This little skit just made my day :)
 Aufziehvogel: "get a job" they said...
 Peter Pantsless: @Shay Shit, you win. Take my (+)
 Shay: @Peter Pantsless Trouser snakes of course.
 Peter Pantsless: Yeesh. I'd hate to see what she uses to keep her pants up
Image 227795   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
738
 
 Aufziehvogel: Giant thumb
 WTF: Oh it's a single strand hair tie
 Teechur: It's easy to train your dragons when you get them as dragonlings.
 Nope: I am smol but I am powerful
Image 227794   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
255
 
 UnknownSample: @Felicity Jazzy!
 drhenry: Snazzy!
 Fast Sloth: @Robespierre Zack Morris dancing!
 barfolomew: If it ever stops being the 1980s, my life is over.
 Gringos: Let the Reform Morris Dancing begin!
Image 227793   01-19-18   Uploaded by    fracking
Score:
371
 
 Demon Universe: Blue feet, cyanosis, circulation issues, arterial compensation. Sucks.
 apoxia: @Robespierre Yep. I don't think runners shave their legs routinely.
 parrotsnest: And yet, also hairless
 ColdHotCool: Cycling legs, I'll bet'cha.
 Ulillillia: I bet you think this song is about you.
 Teechur: Insane in the leg vein
 Nope: Christ if he gets a paper cut on his leg hed be dead.
Image 227792   01-19-18   Uploaded by    TheTakeDown
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