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249395  Dr Awkward: Dr. Baby, PhD

249396  Dr Awkward: Y he so smol?

249393  illBilliam: Eyewitnesses claim that a canine, possibly a coyote, was in the driver's seat.

249401  sparename: "Show Daddy EXACTLY where you found it.."

249388  sparename: Go home dog, you're blurred

249388  square44: isn't it illegal to chase cars under the influence?

249390  square44: yep. that's a coupon, alright.

249383  a robot: Well he's a monkey, so he probably picks it in the wild.

249381  sparename: @Yam As an example - Eric Prydz - Call On Me, sounds terrible enough when played on radio with analogue compression for broadcast but when digitised as well is just nasty.. I never liked the song but just like being reminded of the video..

249382  Mr. Whiskers: You cant say "doot" if theres no skeleton. Thats just science.

249390  Not A Bot: FINISH HER!

249384  barfolomew: They don't make "skin" crayons anymore, for exactly this reason.

249367  Air Biscuit: These 3d glasses are off somehow...

249389  sparename: Yes, the nanobots have increased the size of my red blood cells too.

249336  wolfpk: Connection to #249357

249361  wolfpk: *Temp workers

249387  sparenamelaptopdied: I hate to think what's at the other side..

249374  Zaxxoff: you think that's stealthy? wait till you find the hand dryer!

249375  wolfpk: Hint #249377

249378  wolfpk: @funny in the wall All the mogwai came from Gizmo. Mogwais are naturally evil, with a very few exceptions like Gizmo.

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249351 Telkwa: Too late for magikarp.

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

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249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

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 Felicity: @Wooden Spoon There was a great /Basic Instructions/ strip where it was ways to make people think youre crazy, and one was to have conversations with your cat, but you also do the cats voice.
 Wooden Spoon: @Felicity: there was an episode of Futurama like that, but the cats were using human puppets
 Felicity: Also, I could see a race of /Star Trek/ aliens that carry cats around with them, and you have to talk to the cat, not the person holding it, or else its considered rude
 Felicity: But rad for cute cat, and lucky human to have his face right where he can nuzzle the cats ears!
 Felicity: I prefer to tuck the tail under the butt so my wrist isnt touching cat anus
Image 227797   01-19-18   Uploaded by    White Rice
Score:
642
 
 Bluetocracy: paint me like one of your stormfront posts
 Prostata: dude, i think your cat is broken
 Kaviri: Cant you knock!
 Teechur: High four!
Image 227796   01-19-18   Uploaded by    GTA VII
Score:
626
 
 Bluetocracy: @Shay & @Peter Pantsless & @Bagels This little skit just made my day :)
 Aufziehvogel: "get a job" they said...
 Peter Pantsless: @Shay Shit, you win. Take my (+)
 Shay: @Peter Pantsless Trouser snakes of course.
 Peter Pantsless: Yeesh. I'd hate to see what she uses to keep her pants up
Image 227795   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
738
 
 Aufziehvogel: Giant thumb
 WTF: Oh it's a single strand hair tie
 Teechur: It's easy to train your dragons when you get them as dragonlings.
 Nope: I am smol but I am powerful
Image 227794   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
255
 
 UnknownSample: @Felicity Jazzy!
 Felicity: Snazzy!
 Felicity: @Robespierre Zack Morris dancing!
 barfolomew: If it ever stops being the 1980s, my life is over.
 Gringos: Let the Reform Morris Dancing begin!
Image 227793   01-19-18   Uploaded by    fracking
Score:
371
 
 Demon Universe: Blue feet, cyanosis, circulation issues, arterial compensation. Sucks.
 apoxia: @Robespierre Yep. I don't think runners shave their legs routinely.
 Felicity: And yet, also hairless
 ColdHotCool: Cycling legs, I'll bet'cha.
 Ulillillia: I bet you think this song is about you.
 Teechur: Insane in the leg vein
 Nope: Christ if he gets a paper cut on his leg hed be dead.
Image 227792   01-19-18   Uploaded by    TheTakeDown
Score:
266
 
Go on. Leave a comment. Just a short one, even.
Image 227791   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
228
 
 Hokie333: WE WIN. (#227760)
 Shay: Incoming PETA disruption in 5...4...3...
 redpeepee: Beauty of Bugtussel East
Image 227790   01-19-18   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
605
 
 wolfpk: Scaredy-dog
 Bluetocracy: She's not wearing her canine support human vest
 Felicity: Relp!
 PenguinBartender: OHSHITITHOUGHTITWASMYMOUSETOYBUTITWASANACTUALMOUSE
Image 227789   01-19-18   Uploaded by    mackdaddy
Score:
254
 
 duckybox: The part of the brain that stores the start of the alphabet.
 space: @Bluetocracy Aye; 'tis true.
 Bluetocracy: part of my brain looks like that
 Felicity: 1/3 of a guitar
 Kaviri: Dendrites in black
 Relp: Not Gorey. Guess again.
Image 227788   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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