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272893  Korrok: Probably....

272892  Peter Pantsless: @Hokie333 Oh, jeeze. How do you put up with the staff's insane, sociopathic antics every Wednesday at 10pm?

272921  morakdais: You should've left it black and white like the original.

272905  ChubbyBuddy: without warning labels the public would still believe that cigarettes cure rheumatism

272900  Not A Bot: Spoiler alert: after this picture was taken, George R. R. Martin turned around and killed 7 of these actors with his own two hands.

272906  Greek Fire: *bird flies in* DAMMIT

272906  Drunk Orc: Lookin at kitty porn

272892  Hokie333: Is Paddy's a chain? If not, this is across the street from where I work.

272746  celebgate: agree @Yam

272861  DrNinjaman: 'Tis a fine boat, English, but sure it is no pool.

272868  DrNinjaman: Paper towel that fine you've got to romance first.

272875  DrNinjaman: Nailed it!

272892  DrNinjaman: @generic As an english ex-pat currently living in America you mean, right?

272868  Lantry: @Mumbles yeah but its the counter space that's so difficult to reach that you can't use it anyway

272903  DrNinjaman: No, no, no, that's for drying under-boob sweat.

272905  DrNinjaman: You're saying we should kill all the young people, gotcha!

272904  filthylaw: Dr. Hobo can't get fired from. Not because he's unemployed, but because he's unemployed with tenure.

272868  some guy : Where's the cat?

272882  Teechur: Bow ties are cool. Where's your fez?

272892  some guy : But 219 is Jacob's lucky number

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272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272892 Peter Pantsless: @Hokie333 Oh, jeeze. How do you put up with the staff's insane, sociopathic antics every Wednesday at 10pm?

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272681 Mr Bleak: Masterblaster: One man, one cat, and one chicken enter. One cat leaves.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head



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 mark64: @Wooden Spoon There was a great /Basic Instructions/ strip where it was ways to make people think youre crazy, and one was to have conversations with your cat, but you also do the cats voice.
 Wooden Spoon: @Felicity: there was an episode of Futurama like that, but the cats were using human puppets
 tea: Also, I could see a race of /Star Trek/ aliens that carry cats around with them, and you have to talk to the cat, not the person holding it, or else its considered rude
 edvard: But rad for cute cat, and lucky human to have his face right where he can nuzzle the cats ears!
 doggggggie: I prefer to tuck the tail under the butt so my wrist isnt touching cat anus
Image 227797   01-19-18   Uploaded by    White Rice
Score:
642
 
 Bluetocracy: paint me like one of your stormfront posts
 Prostata: dude, i think your cat is broken
 Kaviri: Cant you knock!
 Teechur: High four!
Image 227796   01-19-18   Uploaded by    GTA VII
Score:
626
 
 Bluetocracy: @Shay & @Peter Pantsless & @Bagels This little skit just made my day :)
 Aufziehvogel: "get a job" they said...
 Peter Pantsless: @Shay Shit, you win. Take my (+)
 Shay: @Peter Pantsless Trouser snakes of course.
 Peter Pantsless: Yeesh. I'd hate to see what she uses to keep her pants up
Image 227795   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
738
 
 Aufziehvogel: Giant thumb
 WTF: Oh it's a single strand hair tie
 Teechur: It's easy to train your dragons when you get them as dragonlings.
 Nope: I am smol but I am powerful
Image 227794   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
255
 
 UnknownSample: @Felicity Jazzy!
 drhenry: Snazzy!
 Fast Sloth: @Robespierre Zack Morris dancing!
 barfolomew: If it ever stops being the 1980s, my life is over.
 Gringos: Let the Reform Morris Dancing begin!
Image 227793   01-19-18   Uploaded by    fracking
Score:
371
 
 Demon Universe: Blue feet, cyanosis, circulation issues, arterial compensation. Sucks.
 apoxia: @Robespierre Yep. I don't think runners shave their legs routinely.
 parrotsnest: And yet, also hairless
 ColdHotCool: Cycling legs, I'll bet'cha.
 Ulillillia: I bet you think this song is about you.
 Teechur: Insane in the leg vein
 Nope: Christ if he gets a paper cut on his leg hed be dead.
Image 227792   01-19-18   Uploaded by    TheTakeDown
Score:
266
 
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Image 227791   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
228
 
 Hokie333: WE WIN. (#227760)
 Shay: Incoming PETA disruption in 5...4...3...
 redpeepee: Beauty of Bugtussel East
Image 227790   01-19-18   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
605
 
 wolfpk: Scaredy-dog
 Bluetocracy: She's not wearing her canine support human vest
 house md: Relp!
 PenguinBartender: OHSHITITHOUGHTITWASMYMOUSETOYBUTITWASANACTUALMOUSE
Image 227789   01-19-18   Uploaded by    mackdaddy
Score:
254
 
 duckybox: The part of the brain that stores the start of the alphabet.
 space: @Bluetocracy Aye; 'tis true.
 Bluetocracy: part of my brain looks like that
 TheTakeDown: 1/3 of a guitar
 Kaviri: Dendrites in black
 Relp: Not Gorey. Guess again.
Image 227788   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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