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233460  DrNinjaman: This is more of a braising cut

233490  Not A Bot: do people actually use right shift?

233506  Warrax: @Mr. Shine The Peach has it.

233398  Chile Quornwrap: @Felicity looool

233517  Yurishiro: "All aboard the friendly spaceship!"

233517  Yurishiro: Internet dock is pretty busy today

233494  dangerkeith3000: I had a roommate and if he drank one of my beers he'd leave one or two dollars in the fridge.

233504  dangerkeith3000: Maybe she has a cyst.

233514  tib gubb: joe rogan don't fuck around with no thunderstorms

233509  dangerkeith3000: Proof that anyone who says 'I'm too big to wear a condom' is a liar.

233517  barfolomew: In this town, a glass of water is never allowed to remain upright.

233517  Peter Pantsless: Ah, dang, my aunt left her door open again

233511  dangerkeith3000: For some reason I find this room very comforting.

233512  dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I don't know about that, but some dude had his arm all the way up Yoda's butt in Empire Strikes Back.

232765  Mr Bleak: @carpwoman I had one (or one very similar) - it was a PITA as the buttons were so damn small I couldn't press just one button at a time with any finger...

233505  Dr Awkward: Suffocation. Now breathing. Don't give a fuck if I start my life screaming.

233511  barfolomew: @angry you might have had better luck with Annette Funicello or Jayne Mansfield.

232767  Mr Bleak: Walt? Yeah, I think we found Nemo.

233508  Dr Awkward: I think SASSAS is going all the way this year. Go skwaawks!

232771  Mr Bleak: The mission and meaning of Unicorns: Farting Rainbows.

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1. glenalec
2. Yurishiro
3. Robespierre
4. Felicity
5. tib gubb
6. Teechur
7. Mr. Shine
8. Ulillillia
9. Side Boob
10. Peter Pantsless



The top ten most commented-on images today:

233376 Science: I wanna Oompa those Loompas

233364 a robot: @jochenau *chef kiss* Flawless!

233335 Mr. Shine: Now look at your man, now back to me.

233370 Kaviri: Thank you for contacting bad dragon support center, how can I help you today?

233372 Side Boob: @Sadbot While I agree that some people are indeed weird, I think you are painting with an overly large brush. Maybe you just need to get out more. vOv

233418 Kaviri: *his

233302 tib gubb: what is this, a meme for a... right. carry on.

233451 raditzu: green is the new... black?

233349 Whatever: Pretty old data if The Colbert Report is listed.

233327 Mr. Shine: @fanny Urine IS sterile when fresh, after all.



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glenalec uploaded 233350 (1477 points)
ping uploaded 233067 (1383 points)
phil uploaded 233036 (1337 points)
Peter Pantsless uploaded 233103 (1282 points)
au bon pain uploaded 233034 (1140 points)
fanny uploaded 233197 (1135 points)
Gentleman uploaded 233126 (1119 points)
sergeant uploaded 233119 (1106 points)
grizzly uploaded 233074 (1095 points)
funy speling uploaded 233054 (1090 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 233341 (1048 points)
Mord Tingies uploaded 233165 (965 points)
a robot uploaded 233125 (963 points)
bigbison uploaded 233079 (958 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 233101 (957 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Robespierre: 20110 points
 2. Yurishiro: 11746 points
 3. Peter Pantsless: 5226 points
 4. Mr. Shine: 4358 points
 5. ping: 4169 points
 6. Not A Bot: 2685 points
 7. frankie: 2518 points
 8. HatStand: 2333 points
 9. Side Boob: 2096 points
10. Annoying Vegan : 1965 points
11. nimbus: 1939 points
12. cannabis: 1930 points
13. a robot: 1717 points
14. au bon pain: 1690 points
15. Skinr: 1688 points
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Score:
873
 
 apoxia: That fox should be wearing a seat belt.
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny @wolfpk noooooo
 Shay: Look at me! I'm a miniature orange wolf!
 fanny: @wolfpk Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding
 Ulillillia: I find this so cute, I'm afraid I might be furry.
 wolfpk: What are tou saying?
Image 227780   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Image 227779 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by aoaoaoao. Boo, aoaoaoao.
Score:
347
 
 Mad Collager: If a bonobo assists in the disease transmission, is it then an ebolobo?
 Teechur: @Dr Awkward If he gets sick from Ebola, does he go to the dik dik doc doc?
 Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward I know I dik dik when I see it [snicker]
 Dr Awkward: @Teechur Actually, I'm almost 100% positive that's a dik dik.
 Teechur: @Teechur dik dik (*maniacal cackling)
 Teechur: @Dr Awkward And I suppose you're going to tell us that's actually a dik dik, too. I just wanted to type "dik dik"
 funny in the wall: that's a chimp
 Robespierre: Forecast for this image is foggy, with a 0% chance of science...
 Dr Awkward: No no no, that's all wrong. It's a CHIMP that's flying around with the deer and bats. Sheesh, check your sources, people.
 Yurishiro: Legit. Seems.
Image 227778   01-19-18   Uploaded by    peeper
Score:
64
 
 jazzjunkie: They learn best in a state of lucid dreaming, perhaps?
 Felicity: Sometimes you fall asleep in class whether you want to or not. For example, if its a 9 AM class, and you have to get up at 6 AM because its a two-hour commute to the university. Or its a 1 PM class and youre just starting to crash from the carbs and sugar at lunch. This guy came prepared
 Robespierre: Too much sackbutt before class, clearly.
 Dr Awkward: @Ulillillia Especially since I don't teach in big lecture halls, just regular classrooms.
 Ulillillia: @Dr Awkward That would be awkward.
 Dr Awkward: Not sure why the dude bothered showing up. I'm much prefer a student doesn't show up at all if they intend on having a slumber party during my lecture.
Image 227777   01-19-18   Uploaded by    iCEy
Score:
597
 
 Bluetocracy: We have no idea how that tunnel got there, but you're welcome.
 Wooden Spoon: How did he keep his little face so clean?
 Flarmie: Please speak to both me and my son again in the near future.
 antipatterns: friendly spaceship entryism is a problem.
Image 227776   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
Score:
900
 
 Felicity: Cat Shriners
 Yurishiro: Get Indiana Jones!!!
 Robespierre: Never gonna do it without the fez on.
Image 227775   01-19-18   Uploaded by    nathan
Score:
485
 
 apoxia: What do you expect when you leave your catnip lying around?
 Mad Collager: Could you ... uhhhh ... order a pizza?
 trelyate: the council has spoken, you are under arrest for possession of nip
 Minnesotan: this is the cat equivalent of human selfies w/ guns, piles of cash, drugs, etc.
 Robespierre: King Puszo here got the catnip smacked right outta him.
Image 227774   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Morn Bumbies
Image 227773 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by conner. You have brought shame on us, conner.
Score:
567
 
 Korrok: Korrok approves...
 Robespierre: @Amy Housewine Nice to hear from you again, Al.
 Amy Housewine: Hey it's that guy who built my hotrod.
Image 227772   01-19-18   Uploaded by    greg
Score:
744
 
 Mad Collager: Honey, this isn't what it looks like!
 Robespierre: "Don't you ever KNOCK!??!"
 Mr. Whiskers: DOGS AND CATS...LIVING TOGETHER (another user did this recently, Im just a copycat)
Image 227771   01-19-18   Uploaded by    ColdHotCool
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