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233184  Mr Bleak: Cows and swings. Not a good combination.

233203  Mr Bleak: Provided consent is involved, fine - I'm up for it. But a better chat up line might help your chances. And dinner. Just sayin'

234180  addend: "What? You don't wash your food clean?"

233218  Mr Bleak: Did you pack your bags yourself Mr White?

233222  Mr Bleak: @redmonkey3 Fine. But ... they don't disintegrate like TP is designed to do, so they clog your plumbing. And if you haven't had the job of fixing a ten foot deep manhole full of effluent you soon will! Took me three hot showers to get the smell out of my nose ...

234198  Amy Housewine: @ping Fairly good username/comment synergy.

234179  addend: @a robot (Takes tray into bathtub.)

233235  Mr Bleak: Slodging for nuns.

233237  Mr Bleak: So ... I stick my fingers down my throat 6 times over a tile floor, and I get a BJ? OK, I can do that.

234201  Amy Housewine: I sent my bofktler for tea.

234138  Volwen: So is a calzone a ravioli?

233242  Mr Bleak: Having killed the cameraman, the drop bears take over the documentary.

234186  addend: kimjongunicycles

234148  Volwen: Carpet doesn't match the drapes? Get a rug!

234152  Volwen: @Mr. Whiskers Technically could be both

234158  Volwen: Now you just need a tattoo of a shirt and there is nowhere you can't go.

234165  Volwen: Explain THIS flat earthers

234188  addend: (Steals sign. Returns it later on with a proper frame.)

234193  addend: Ugh, ketchup.

234194  addend: Bert & Ernie.

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233978 Austin: Austinnnnn

234111 raditzu: this must smell awesome

233960 Dr Awkward: Pizza hat

234026 FatTigerWoods: Bout to cure this autism right quick

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234070 Demon Universe: Eh, close enough. *starts to eat breakfast*

234099 Prostata: really?

234065 Entertainmentalist: Odds are very good that each thing on the list is there because someone tried it.

234010 Felicity: OYTO?

234083 Robespierre: Don't have nuffin to do wif the weather, @Coolguy



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Score:
979
 
 Felicity: Ribena! A friend of mine said that when he was growing up in a small town, bored teenagers would have fermented Ribena parties
 Amy Housewine: One moment before the quietest miaow.
 Mr. Shine: Wanna boop that kitteh
Image 227762   01-19-18   Uploaded by    adeadcrab
Image 227761 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by WetWilly. Boo, WetWilly.
Score:
281
 
 Coach Teacher: @Amy Housewine can i get a what what?
 Amy Housewine: @Coach Teacher What.
 Coach Teacher: @Amy Housewine Ricky Gervais is pretty good stuff. And i hear Jenson Button is a panther in the sack.
 Amy Housewine: And about Chaz Windsor, who really has made a pain in the arse of himself throughout his life.
 Amy Housewine: @Coach Teacher I think angry thoughts about the monarchists.
 Coach Teacher: @Amy Housewine i like it when you think angry thoughts about the english.
 Felicity: @Ulillillia That looks more like what I remember from my childhood
 Ulillillia: @Felicity The UK stopped aging her around 1980 or so c8.alamy.com/comp/EJ2EAF/…
 Felicity: Every time they issue new Canadian money, they update her portrait. Its an ongoing reminder of the fragility of human existence
 Felicity: @fanny She might *be* whats scaring the people in the above picture
 Ulillillia: @Amy Housewine I think she'll live as long as her mom, so another eight years at least.
 PenguinBartender: "And now, young Skywalker ... You will die.
 Amy Housewine: Nah, missus. You are not long for this world. And your son is so really, astonshingly, spectacularly incompetent enough to ensure that even the people who strangely see value in a monarchy will change their minds.
 dangerkeith3000: "When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die. There is no middle ground."
 WTF: Queen me!
 fanny: i bet she's looking at whatever it is that is scaring the folks in the above picture
Image 227760   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Brain Thoughts
Score:
282
 
 Jotun: It's all part of my weeaboo fantasy.
 jochenau: What horrifying school is this?
 Peter Pantsless: The whole thing's backwards
Image 227759   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Messed Up Dog
Score:
370
 
 FatTigerWoods: Them's the notes me grandpappy had and them's all the notes I need
 Ulillillia: @dangerkeith3000 Now I know why they chose the name "Nickel"back.
 jazzjunkie: It's more about the notes you *don't* play.
 Amy Housewine: I have one chord and one chord is all I need.
 dangerkeith3000: Nickelback only knows 5 notes, so I'm sure the person who owns this will do just fine too.
 Robespierre: I've always loved Hawkwind's "Doremi Faso Latido" album.
 VeeKay: Ha ha, yeah, that Cardi B track.
 Dr Awkward: Do-re-mi
Image 227758   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Beerarchy
Score:
570
 
 Off Topic: A certain AC/DC song comes to mind.
 Mr. Butt: Buals.
 VeeKay: He got him some balls
 mexican: Talented.
 Yurishiro: "This" has a name
Image 227757   01-19-18   Uploaded by    omgpro
Score:
568
 
 Robespierre: In mufti.
Image 227756   01-19-18   Uploaded by    augustus
Score:
41
 
 Jotun: Embarrassing hats
 apoxia: I'm bad voting these from now on.
 drtofu: Bitcoin is down!
 Felicity: Im going to say their names are...Jon, Eric, and Jack
 Amy Housewine: Helllooooo... Helllooooo... Helllooooo... hello my baby, hello my darling, hello my ragtime gal...
 Robespierre: The Four Seasons, minus Frankie Valli - they sure look like Jersey boys, alright.
 VeeKay: Who the hell is radding these?
 Dr Awkward: @Yurishiro Like I said... soon it's all we'll have left.. #227218
 barfolomew: At least these guys opted for an impromptu barbershop performance.
 Yurishiro: Again?
Image 227755   01-19-18   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
Score:
385
 
 DrinkMixMan: Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
 wolfpk: This is why you don't look a gift horse in the mouth. True is most horses mouths are nasty.
 antipatterns: @Science When will the cute animal pictures taken from my weird aunts FB feed stop?
 Peter Pantsless: I get this reaction from all of my girlfriends
 Amy Housewine: aaawwwww hyuck hyuck hyuck
 Science: When will these Haunted House reaction house photos stop?
 Yurishiro: She needs to floss more often
 funny in the wall: your girlfriend looks fun
Image 227754   01-19-18   Uploaded by    digabigpig
Score:
685
 
 GoGo Robotto: playful and nice dog!
 Shay: God damn, look at all that drool.
 Teechur: Water you looking at? I'm having a bath.
 Dr Awkward: What kind of otter is this?
Image 227753   01-19-18   Uploaded by    minimum max
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