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249329  Prostata: booped

249326  Whatever: In memory of all those who lost their lives eating at Jack in the Box

249328  Whatever: The Howling reboot looks pretty low tech ...

249328  tib gubb: please excuse me while i laugh hysterically

249321  tib gubb: @Dresdenkeogh or saying things like "ooh this is really fun" between bites

249329  Yam: Dude... man

249312  funny in the wall: Not to nitpick, actually, yes, to nitpick thats a Ukrainian plate @dangerkeith3000

249326  Teechur: *Pop Goes the Weasel* intensifies...

249312  brian greene: aeaeoooo

249321  Dresdenkeogh: @grizzly @tib gubb @FabricMan @dangerkeith3000 consider holding and tickling the peel and intermittently slapping yourself with it.

249322  Dresdenkeogh: @dangerkeith3000 No just assholes as a whole. Not to say you're an asshole, I just hate *your* asshole.

249321  FabricMan: Remove the peel with your chompers. Lovingly caress the fruit as you nibble, bit by bit. Maintain eye contact with others at the table the whole time.

249326  Dresdenkeogh: @tib gubb it's nice to be back

249319  Not A Bot: I mean, okay, but it was mens' decision to not let women in the US military previously, and also women are now in combat roles so

249324  FabricMan: Why hasn't it seen it's parents for almost a week?!

249326  tib gubb: now we're in shit-your-pants territory

249189  lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249324  grizzly: @dangerkeith3000 don't cry. Don't raise your eye. It's only infant wasteland.

249324  Teechur: @Knice Decided to wait until after you learned to skate?

249317  barfolomew: @Otterman he might not be able to find an honest man, but it looks like he found a bunch of honest women

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249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249148 Amy Housewine: Your halo is broken.

249073 addend: "Okay, Google, tell Siri to tell Alexa to tell the copier..."

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249106 Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro



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 6. Not A Bot: 2936 points
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11. wordjones: 1999 points
12. dangerkeith3000: 1972 points
13. PlzPlzMe: 1820 points
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Score:
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 wolfpk: Cute couple
Image 227752   01-19-18   Uploaded by    ineedhepl
Score:
611
 
 apoxia: I think you're supposed to use these in cold weather.
 wolfpk: You only think that will protect you!
 sparenamelaptopdied: Hurry up, I'm touching cloth here!
 Warrax: Your masturbation hut has a design flaw.
 sirgallium: Trixy wimenzes
 sirgallium: No matter what she says, don't let her out!
 Side Boob: 2018 Agony Booth needs more work.
Image 227751   01-19-18   Uploaded by    danny
Score:
404
 
 earl: @Felicity Wait ... this is fiction?
 9inchfails: Is this a meme
 Ulillillia: @dangerkeith3000 The Olsen twins.
 Felicity: Also, Jimmy makes a very good-looking woman, when you see him in the completed look!
 Felicity: This is not the only time Jimmy did this. The Transgender Fiction Archive has the complete set, and when you see it all in one place it really gives you the impression that to Jimmy this is more than just a way to get stories
 dangerkeith3000: Nice rack, Olsen.
 Yurishiro: Man woman Who cares, you got the boobs you get the doods
 charlemagne: mr olson is no longer with us. miss olson will now be taking his correspondence
 Dr Awkward: Me too.
Image 227750   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
490
 
 booger: @Amy Housewine In the words of the prophet, "You done good."
 Amy Housewine: @Robespierre Alright, I'l confess. I'm not the new Official joke Explainer. I just wanted to feel important for a moment.
 Mord Tingies: @Amy Housewine But can you explain that Gribble thing lurching about in the background? What comedic conceit does IT represent?
 Amy Housewine: I am the new Official Joke Explainer. The idea here is that a sloppy translation of 'Bill Dauterive' into Japanese and then another sloppy translation back into English gives you "implement of the high ground", and as such Hank feels that this is an assault on his new rocket boosters and giant spatula. Bill's innocence in this terrible affair is symbolised by the fact that he has no clothes.
 tane: I'll tell you hwut...
 mexican: @Yurishiro Oh. Damn, I was hoping someone had stepped in to fill their shoes permanently.
 Yurishiro: @mexican No I don't have credentials, I'm just covering the role until they give the job to a new joke explainer.
 mexican: @Yurishiro Are you the new joke explainer or something?
 Yurishiro: @Charlemagne It's attack on titan, a japanese anime based on the manga series, but with a king of the hill theme, a hilarous american cartoon
 charlemagne: I don't get what is going on here, but I like it nonetheless
 Ihminen: bwah
Image 227749   01-19-18   Uploaded by    demonius
Score:
512
 
 Felicity: MEAT. Its whats for dinner!
 InfiniteZero: @funny in the wall Hm. Three seconds of intense internet research has revealed that Grabill Country Meats apparently no longer cans such a product - they seem to do "boneless chicken" only, whatever the hell that is, but something called Sweet Sue does. Pictures at 11, or whenever (or if ever) ImageBot gets around to posting them.
 wolfpk: "Meat"
 Mad Collager: I am outraged that the Friendly Spaceship is reduced to spamming!
 poetrysucks: @funny in the wall They are popular in Northeast Indiana - there is an Amish, I believe, chicken cannery in Grabill. You learn about such things when you have relatives from Fort Wayne - shockingly, it's rather proular with them, and even more shockingly, it really is pretty good for making casseroles, etc.
 funny in the wall: @Robespierre i've only seen pictures of the fabled canned chicken and i was beginning to suspect they were fake. well done, sir.
 peeper: @funny in the wall We did something similar with a canned whole chicken - it started in 1973, and my cousin is currently in possession of it.
 Yurishiro: OK
 Science: S'Meat. By the way, Spam and Mac and Cheese is great. The saltiness really compliments the richness of the butter and cheese.
 charlemagne: flesh is flesh, meat is meat, man or animal, I must eat
 barfolomew: Guaranteed to be 100% animal product of some kind.
 funny in the wall: in high school, our group of friends had a can of spam that we kept regifting for birthdays and such. we thought it was clever. but then my grandmother came to the US from Ukraine and opened it and tried to eat it (it was too salty and she didn't like it)
 cj22: The resemblance is striking.
 dangerkeith3000: Yep. That is meat, all right.
Image 227748   01-19-18   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
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 GoGo Robotto: Oh la la, wir haben eine Gast aus Frankreich!
 Amy Housewine: @Felicity I mishear lyrics a lot. I thought Madonna was inviting Bill Oddie to put his hands all over her body in "Erotic".
 Felicity: I beg your what?
 Felicity: @Amy Housewine My coworker used to say that it sounded like Paula Abdul was saying: Ooh, Im in the funky wig! in the song Vibeology
 Warrax: Founding Borkfer.
 Amy Housewine: You get a dog with a funky wig?
 funny in the wall: but i don't want to sounds like a rube
 marxist: A raspberry?
 Teechur: Turn down for pardon
 ignatz: ptf?
Image 227747   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
416
 
 karmakat: @Ulillillia yeah just let's blow his prostate.
 Ulillillia: @karmakat @Prostata Free your mind, and the yiff will follow
 trelyate: pardon?
 karmakat: @Prostata shot your trap and open your mind some.
 karmakat: @PenguinBartender you sure are...
 PenguinBartender: #227718 You sick bastards.
 Prostata: creepy af
 NoRagrets: @Mexico I does not like but I will not condemn
 reply: Wagyu cosplay is far more interesting than this.
 Mexico: I'll give this a pass. They put in the effort.
Image 227746   01-19-18   Uploaded by    shadebane
Score:
174
 
 Felicity: @sparenamelaptopdied You just made me realise that Madonna and Louis from /Seeing Things/ have the same last name! Mind blown (but not in a /Scanners/ way)
 Side Boob: It's OK little girl. The furries in the picture above can't hurt you
 sparenamelaptopdied: Little Miss Ciccone?
Image 227745   01-19-18   Uploaded by    meh
Score:
342
 
 Felicity: @Prostata We need a quick brown foxxo
 VeeKay: Lawful good - until the Amazon delivery guy knocks on the door.
 ptrain: Flop house.
 Ihminen: a total snooze fest
 Prostata: lazy doggos
Image 227744   01-19-18   Uploaded by    crappypants
Score:
155
 
 kazzy94: Is this a Kropotkin reference?
 funny in the wall: @Yam ugh... i rember that. when did spelling become elitist?
 DrinkMixMan: @dangerkeith3000 *your
 VeeKay: @Yam Actual drool fell out of my mouth when I saw that!
 Yam: Rember Perl Horber
 dangerkeith3000: Go home, Christian, you're drunk.
 agentpaint: I wish I knew what state this is from - although I might be able to guess...
 Ulillillia: with......out
 barfolomew: ... .... .... What?
 PenguinBartender: See, I'm conflicted: reducing the Eucharist to a pithy bumper sticker; but then the Jesus fish has a warp drive.
 Derp Herpigan: My toast what?
Image 227743   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Fantasy
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