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263278  Not A Bot: this is both cool and sad

263262  wolfpk: Ethics!?

263304  VoR: You know someone would

263301  Butcherboy: And then Aristotle taught Alexander the Great. Not much of a philosopher but quite the ambitious young man

263281  wolfpk: Increase your odds of someone saying yes by offering to share the mushrooms.

263297  Scoo: In 5.1 Surround Sound!

263292  wolfpk: How about #261373

263306  sparename: A Regular Occurrence

263302  Robespierre: Lookit! Lookit my tongue! LOOKIT!!!

263297  Robespierre: Any minute now these three will be partying with Cardi B and the Kardashians.

263299  Robespierre: Take the quiz and get offers.

263301  Robespierre: When it comes to ethics, be like 49.95% of Today's Nu-Perfect Americans and listen to Trump.

263216  Robespierre: @Knice From the setting, the shirts, the ties, the "diversity training"/"team building exercise", I'd say it is somewhat like The Orifice (US), or some variation thereupon.

263246  trelyate: car comes with one subwoofer

263252  trelyate: Netflix marathoners are the right group to target

263260  trelyate: this makes cats Neutral Evil. Sounds about right

263272  AdaMan: They did a TV show of this called the Almighty Johnsons

263279  trelyate: and then it whispered to me, "Bring back 80's speed metal."

263281  trelyate: I usually just watch Adult Swim's Off the Air when I want to see something crazy while tripping

263293  Bohab: If your entire "coitus" is only 2/3rds the length of your "climax" I'm not sure how your wife is getting "satisfaction"

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263274 dangerkeith3000: Somebody just watched a live birth.

263009 Science: This is code for "We got shut down by the health department"

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

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263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

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Score:
512
 
 9inchfails: MEAT. Its whats for dinner!
 InfiniteZero: @funny in the wall Hm. Three seconds of intense internet research has revealed that Grabill Country Meats apparently no longer cans such a product - they seem to do "boneless chicken" only, whatever the hell that is, but something called Sweet Sue does. Pictures at 11, or whenever (or if ever) ImageBot gets around to posting them.
 wolfpk: "Meat"
 Mad Collager: I am outraged that the Friendly Spaceship is reduced to spamming!
 poetrysucks: @funny in the wall They are popular in Northeast Indiana - there is an Amish, I believe, chicken cannery in Grabill. You learn about such things when you have relatives from Fort Wayne - shockingly, it's rather proular with them, and even more shockingly, it really is pretty good for making casseroles, etc.
 funny in the wall: @Robespierre i've only seen pictures of the fabled canned chicken and i was beginning to suspect they were fake. well done, sir.
 peeper: @funny in the wall We did something similar with a canned whole chicken - it started in 1973, and my cousin is currently in possession of it.
 blue shoes: OK
 Science: S'Meat. By the way, Spam and Mac and Cheese is great. The saltiness really compliments the richness of the butter and cheese.
 charlemagne: flesh is flesh, meat is meat, man or animal, I must eat
 barfolomew: Guaranteed to be 100% animal product of some kind.
 funny in the wall: in high school, our group of friends had a can of spam that we kept regifting for birthdays and such. we thought it was clever. but then my grandmother came to the US from Ukraine and opened it and tried to eat it (it was too salty and she didn't like it)
 cj22: The resemblance is striking.
 dangerkeith3000: Yep. That is meat, all right.
Image 227748   01-19-18   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
622
 
 oregon man: Oh la la, wir haben eine Gast aus Frankreich!
 Amy Housewine: @Felicity I mishear lyrics a lot. I thought Madonna was inviting Bill Oddie to put his hands all over her body in "Erotic".
 reagan: I beg your what?
 Largehand: @Amy Housewine My coworker used to say that it sounded like Paula Abdul was saying: Ooh, Im in the funky wig! in the song Vibeology
 Warrax: Founding Borkfer.
 Amy Housewine: You get a dog with a funky wig?
 funny in the wall: but i don't want to sounds like a rube
 marxist: A raspberry?
 Teechur: Turn down for pardon
 fisto: ptf?
Image 227747   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
416
 
 karmakat: @Ulillillia yeah just let's blow his prostate.
 Ulillillia: @karmakat @Prostata Free your mind, and the yiff will follow
 trelyate: pardon?
 karmakat: @Prostata shot your trap and open your mind some.
 karmakat: @PenguinBartender you sure are...
 PenguinBartender: #227718 You sick bastards.
 Prostata: creepy af
 NoRagrets: @Mexico I does not like but I will not condemn
 reply: Wagyu cosplay is far more interesting than this.
 Mexico: I'll give this a pass. They put in the effort.
Image 227746   01-19-18   Uploaded by    shadebane
Score:
174
 
 MabelSyrup: @sparenamelaptopdied You just made me realise that Madonna and Louis from /Seeing Things/ have the same last name! Mind blown (but not in a /Scanners/ way)
 Side Boob: It's OK little girl. The furries in the picture above can't hurt you
 sparenamelaptopdied: Little Miss Ciccone?
Image 227745   01-19-18   Uploaded by    meh
Score:
342
 
 westerner: @Prostata We need a quick brown foxxo
 VeeKay: Lawful good - until the Amazon delivery guy knocks on the door.
 ptrain: Flop house.
 Ihminen: a total snooze fest
 Prostata: lazy doggos
Image 227744   01-19-18   Uploaded by    crappypants
Score:
155
 
 kazzy94: Is this a Kropotkin reference?
 funny in the wall: @Yam ugh... i rember that. when did spelling become elitist?
 DrinkMixMan: @dangerkeith3000 *your
 VeeKay: @Yam Actual drool fell out of my mouth when I saw that!
 Yam: Rember Perl Horber
 dangerkeith3000: Go home, Christian, you're drunk.
 agentpaint: I wish I knew what state this is from - although I might be able to guess...
 Ulillillia: with......out
 barfolomew: ... .... .... What?
 PenguinBartender: See, I'm conflicted: reducing the Eucharist to a pithy bumper sticker; but then the Jesus fish has a warp drive.
 Derp Herpigan: My toast what?
Image 227743   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Fantasy
Score:
913
 
 wolfpk: Without the bread of life... your toast
 Not A Bot: this man will never give you up, let you down, run around and desert you
 fanny: this kills the mascot :'(
 Teechur: @Side Boob I like to watch my wife's glutens.
 dangerkeith3000: Cookie!
 Ihminen: @Warrax *Is it getting rad in here?
 Taters: Part Of Your Good Breakfast.
 Ulillillia: Your toast? Yes, this is my toast!
 robocop: better get out of here, or we're toast!
 Side Boob: Is mascot gluten free? I'm watching my glutens!
 funny in the wall: yeah, but is it paleo?
 Warrax: Is it getting warm in here?
Image 227742   01-19-18   Uploaded by    namename
Score:
410
 
 Mr Bleak: @jochenau Preferably with .45 ACP
 apoxia: I guess if it's frozen it's easier to clean up.
 jochenau: This isn't a "leave a polite note" situation, this is a "find the bastard and fire him" situation.
 Amy Housewine: The crafty crapper strikes again.
 Teechur: I don't take dumps; I leave them. In freezers.
 antipatterns: Stop what?
 VeeKay: Presumably this was before DNA testing was discovered.
 dangerkeith3000: Remember to write your name on your dump or Donna in Accounts Payable will throw it away on Friday.
 dangerkeith3000: Jokes on you. I take a dump in your bed, put it in a bag, and THEN put it in the freezer.
 FatTigerWoods: "That's my dump that I'm saving for later. Leave it alone."
 Sprinkles: Is that the Periodic Table of Dumps I see there?
 barfolomew: @funny in the wall KIND OF gross?
 funny in the wall: true story: I worked in a butcher shop as a teenager and the owner would pee in the grease bucket in the walk-in fridge because he, allegedly, did not have time to go to the bathroom which was like 20 feet away. he would also smoke cigarettes and drink wine in the walk in. i guess it's well-ventilated, but still, kind of gross.
 Mr. Shine: Also, username/upload combooooo
 Mr. Shine: NEVAR!
Image 227741   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Gluten Fee
Score:
295
 
 Xeno: Silly girl, camels don't eat mummified falcons.
 karmakat: periscop
 VeeKay: Please do not taunt the camels
 jem: Listed in the index as "Tears - can only end in"
 PenguinBartender: *in tiny voice* "Soon."
Image 227740   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
Score:
200
 
 Teechur: Rollin' rollin' rollin' RAWHIDE!
 McMuff: Lotta lint, right there.
Image 227739   01-19-18   Uploaded by    ruiner
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