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262731  a robot: *shakes fist* MILLENNIALS!

262701  Skinr: I'll bet Richard Hammond loves that joke.

262731  Solemn: I'm with toast.

262724  Not A Bot: Wow, having Hamsterdance flashbacks. It's 2001 all over again.

262707  Skinr: In the eyes of a skater, this is what will happen to most buildings after an earthquake.

262713  Skinr: "The smoke detector. AKA, the place to find a spare 9-volt."

262718  Skinr: Is it really any wonder that most people in Japan think Christianity is weird?

262727  Skinr: Pat Metheny's daughter?

262728  Skinr: *doots*

262728  Psymon: Hot blow reed

262728  dobbiesdoogs: blow hard to clear the spit valve

262737  dobbiesdoogs: we need a new truck, and an old truck

262724  Solemn: He's already addicted to the Dew. His life will be that of a working-class insomniac: too hyped to sleep, but too sleep to hype.

262728  Solemn: Excuse me while I polish my trumpet.

262701  Spazstatic: @lecj07 that's just acceleration in the opposite direction.

262711  Spazstatic: I don't need you to tell me how good my coffee is, Jules!

262655  Korrok: Nope.

262724  a robot: Never too early to learn how capitalism is going to rule your life, kid

262727  ChubbyBuddy: her crime? securities fraud

262647  lecj07: Looks like xylaria polymorphia aka "Dead man's fingers". Wikipedia says it is "not generally considered to be edible." Indeed.

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262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262425 Stumpwiz: One of those extremely rare left-handed flutes.

262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262461 Passive: please dont tell anyone how i live



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Score:
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 wolfpk: Without the bread of life... your toast
 Not A Bot: this man will never give you up, let you down, run around and desert you
 fanny: this kills the mascot :'(
 Teechur: @Side Boob I like to watch my wife's glutens.
 dangerkeith3000: Cookie!
 Ihminen: @Warrax *Is it getting rad in here?
 Taters: Part Of Your Good Breakfast.
 Ulillillia: Your toast? Yes, this is my toast!
 robocop: better get out of here, or we're toast!
 Side Boob: Is mascot gluten free? I'm watching my glutens!
 funny in the wall: yeah, but is it paleo?
 Warrax: Is it getting warm in here?
Image 227742   01-19-18   Uploaded by    namename
Score:
410
 
 Mr Bleak: @jochenau Preferably with .45 ACP
 apoxia: I guess if it's frozen it's easier to clean up.
 jochenau: This isn't a "leave a polite note" situation, this is a "find the bastard and fire him" situation.
 Amy Housewine: The crafty crapper strikes again.
 Teechur: I don't take dumps; I leave them. In freezers.
 antipatterns: Stop what?
 VeeKay: Presumably this was before DNA testing was discovered.
 dangerkeith3000: Remember to write your name on your dump or Donna in Accounts Payable will throw it away on Friday.
 dangerkeith3000: Jokes on you. I take a dump in your bed, put it in a bag, and THEN put it in the freezer.
 FatTigerWoods: "That's my dump that I'm saving for later. Leave it alone."
 Sprinkles: Is that the Periodic Table of Dumps I see there?
 barfolomew: @funny in the wall KIND OF gross?
 funny in the wall: true story: I worked in a butcher shop as a teenager and the owner would pee in the grease bucket in the walk-in fridge because he, allegedly, did not have time to go to the bathroom which was like 20 feet away. he would also smoke cigarettes and drink wine in the walk in. i guess it's well-ventilated, but still, kind of gross.
 Mr. Shine: Also, username/upload combooooo
 Mr. Shine: NEVAR!
Image 227741   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Gluten Fee
Score:
295
 
 Xeno: Silly girl, camels don't eat mummified falcons.
 karmakat: periscop
 VeeKay: Please do not taunt the camels
 jem: Listed in the index as "Tears - can only end in"
 PenguinBartender: *in tiny voice* "Soon."
Image 227740   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
Score:
200
 
 Teechur: Rollin' rollin' rollin' RAWHIDE!
 McMuff: Lotta lint, right there.
Image 227739   01-19-18   Uploaded by    ruiner
Score:
349
 
 apoxia: "Point those toes!"
 Warrax: Left foot... good. Now right... okay. Now both at the same time...
 DrinkMixMan: Foot soldiers
 dangerkeith3000: I think they are ready for the dance competition.
 karmakat: since when Korea does 'cancan'?
 tess: Fascism of North Korea
 Derp Herpigan: And you shake it all about.
Image 227738   01-19-18   Uploaded by    night shift
Score:
339
 
 cybeq: They all seem equally happy for once. Rad
 jochenau: For my family it's whenever my mom gets around to starting cooking + cooking time + one hour...usually around 7pm.
 Science: It's so people can get the hell out of your house at a reasonable time.
 Ulillillia: So you have time to go shopping later, obviously.
 funny in the wall: fuck thanksgiving, unless i make the turkey
Image 227737   01-19-18   Uploaded by    CheezGrater
Score:
1120
 
 beyardo: I wonder if thats a 1970s carpet pattern
 VeeKay: Broken ankle coming right up...
 PenguinBartender: Bad for picture of only stairs.
 pirate: @Otterman For a friend?
 Peter Pantsless: "And that's how I broke all my limbs."
 barfolomew: It is remarkable, the adaptations felis domesticus has developed in pursuit of its wily prey, the canned mush
 Otterman: So, did they get the cat to match the carpet, or vice versa? Genuinely interested.
 Christina: Camo.
 In The Pocket: In mufti.
 Wet farts: More nervous than a long-tailed dog in a room full of rocking chairs..
Image 227736   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Mister Beef
Score:
707
 
 Greifer: camocat
 El Barto: My hormones have calmed the heck down now so please let me rephrase. I will befriend you in order to spend time with that pup. Why are you leaving? Come back. THIEF! YOU KNOW YOUR PUP HAS STOLEN MY HEART!
 Christina: Nice pupper is nice to see.
Image 227735   01-19-18   Uploaded by    TheTakeDown
Score:
460
 
 Teechur: @fanny I don't play them either. I watch my wife and kids play Animal Crossing and it puts me into a trance-like state.
 fanny: @Teechur omg after this week that sounds great. and i don't even play video games.
 elmosco: Y U NO CAN ENGRISH
 Teechur: @Spazstatic Ther will be no scool ENY wek so we can ALL stay home and play video games!
 Spazstatic: *Teechur
 Side Boob: Good try, kid
 Christina: Seems legit.
 Shay: Too cool for scool.
Image 227734   01-19-18   Uploaded by    bookcase
Score:
550
 
 apoxia: So that's what happens when you hit a soft object with a sword.
 FarmerWalk: @dangerkeith3000 Agreed! I radded it just for that
 Chile Quornwrap: Yup, that's the face of a zen mind
 dangerkeith3000: Nice gi.
 Yam: Zeeeero!
 Aufziehvogel: Can she chop wood, tire and strong wood? I know a guy who can chop anything.
 karmakat: MISS!
 Side Boob: My future ex-wife needs to work on her form :P
 Scoo: $400 REWARD for bringing me something I CANNOT CHOP
Image 227733   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
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