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234202  El hefe: Do your premiums go up if you don't crash into things?

234176  Darmstadtium: In Soviet Russia, fish catches you!

233184  Mr Bleak: Cows and swings. Not a good combination.

233203  Mr Bleak: Provided consent is involved, fine - I'm up for it. But a better chat up line might help your chances. And dinner. Just sayin'

234180  addend: "What? You don't wash your food clean?"

233218  Mr Bleak: Did you pack your bags yourself Mr White?

233222  Mr Bleak: @redmonkey3 Fine. But ... they don't disintegrate like TP is designed to do, so they clog your plumbing. And if you haven't had the job of fixing a ten foot deep manhole full of effluent you soon will! Took me three hot showers to get the smell out of my nose ...

234198  Amy Housewine: @ping Fairly good username/comment synergy.

234179  addend: @a robot (Takes tray into bathtub.)

233235  Mr Bleak: Slodging for nuns.

233237  Mr Bleak: So ... I stick my fingers down my throat 6 times over a tile floor, and I get a BJ? OK, I can do that.

234201  Amy Housewine: I sent my bofktler for tea.

234138  Volwen: So is a calzone a ravioli?

233242  Mr Bleak: Having killed the cameraman, the drop bears take over the documentary.

234186  addend: kimjongunicycles

234148  Volwen: Carpet doesn't match the drapes? Get a rug!

234152  Volwen: @Mr. Whiskers Technically could be both

234158  Volwen: Now you just need a tattoo of a shirt and there is nowhere you can't go.

234165  Volwen: Explain THIS flat earthers

234188  addend: (Steals sign. Returns it later on with a proper frame.)

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234036 Slerzy: Something something meat curtains

234026 FatTigerWoods: Bout to cure this autism right quick

234027 Felicity: And Elon Musk wants to park there

233978 Austin: Austinnnnn

234099 Prostata: really?

233960 Dr Awkward: Pizza hat

234111 raditzu: this must smell awesome

234010 Felicity: OYTO?

234065 Entertainmentalist: Odds are very good that each thing on the list is there because someone tried it.

234083 Robespierre: Don't have nuffin to do wif the weather, @Coolguy



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Score:
1096
 
 Felicity: I wonder if thats a 1970s carpet pattern
 VeeKay: Broken ankle coming right up...
 PenguinBartender: Bad for picture of only stairs.
 Robespierre: @Otterman For a friend?
 Peter Pantsless: "And that's how I broke all my limbs."
 barfolomew: It is remarkable, the adaptations felis domesticus has developed in pursuit of its wily prey, the canned mush
 Otterman: So, did they get the cat to match the carpet, or vice versa? Genuinely interested.
 Christina: Camo.
 Robespierre: In mufti.
 ignatz: More nervous than a long-tailed dog in a room full of rocking chairs..
Image 227736   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Mister Beef
Score:
707
 
 Greifer: camocat
 El Barto: My hormones have calmed the heck down now so please let me rephrase. I will befriend you in order to spend time with that pup. Why are you leaving? Come back. THIEF! YOU KNOW YOUR PUP HAS STOLEN MY HEART!
 Christina: Nice pupper is nice to see.
Image 227735   01-19-18   Uploaded by    TheTakeDown
Score:
460
 
 Teechur: @fanny I don't play them either. I watch my wife and kids play Animal Crossing and it puts me into a trance-like state.
 fanny: @Teechur omg after this week that sounds great. and i don't even play video games.
 Yurishiro: Y U NO CAN ENGRISH
 Teechur: @Spazstatic Ther will be no scool ENY wek so we can ALL stay home and play video games!
 Spazstatic: *Teechur
 Side Boob: Good try, kid
 Christina: Seems legit.
 Shay: Too cool for scool.
Image 227734   01-19-18   Uploaded by    bookcase
Score:
550
 
 apoxia: So that's what happens when you hit a soft object with a sword.
 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 Agreed! I radded it just for that
 Yurishiro: Yup, that's the face of a zen mind
 dangerkeith3000: Nice gi.
 Yam: Zeeeero!
 Aufziehvogel: Can she chop wood, tire and strong wood? I know a guy who can chop anything.
 karmakat: MISS!
 Side Boob: My future ex-wife needs to work on her form :P
 Scoo: $400 REWARD for bringing me something I CANNOT CHOP
Image 227733   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
Score:
324
 
 Warrax: My weekend is set.
 dangerkeith3000: SAD CUM
 Mr. Shine: Those anal beads look excruciating!
 Christina: Something starter pack.
 Donut: Relics of St. Elton John.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Lips, Nips and hips. You gotta make it sexy, ok or you dont eat.
Image 227732   01-19-18   Uploaded by    original og
Score:
474
 
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @jochenau HAL open pod bay doors
 jochenau: @SimonSaysGarfunkel Let's not have an argument about religion on the Spaceship.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @Science I will say I know a lot of Christians that are good and I know other religions harber wonderful people. However, I can judge religion as bad when all different sects/beliefs/races do fucked up shit in the name of god. Or you know, just be a complete ass hat. Cant you be an asshole with out all the righteousness? Not saying you are an asshole, just saying to those fucked up folks.
 Science: @sparenamelaptopdied: Probably just one (Judaism,) but Islam hung onto it as well. It's a lot easier to enforce moral and societal rules if a "deity" is the one giving those rules out. Of course, the majority of that society has to believe in the deity and the potential repercussions of not following those rules.
 Science: @SimonSaysGarfunkel: You can't judge people embracing religion or faith on a subset of maniacs.
 dangerkeith3000: It's people!
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @Slerzy not triggered, just making a point.
 sparenamelaptopdied: A few thousand years ago someone said "Oooh, I ate some pork after a few days in the desert and it made me a bit ill", Chinese Whispers ensued.. "pork doesn't keep in the heat" .. "don't eat pork on a hot day, it's bad for you" .. "if you eat pork, you're bad" .. "God hates you eating pork" .. "pork eaters will go to hell" .. etc. How many religions that started in hot places avoid pig?
 Slerzy: SimonSaysGarfunkel is triggered
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Isnt faith an overshadowing of common sense? @Science common sense should tell a person that god is no more than an ideal and yet because of god you have two people that chain their children to their beds, let them shower once a year, and dont let them use the bathroom because they washed their hands above their wrists.
 Science: @SimonSaysGarfunkel: It's ok to have faith as long it doesn't overshadow common sense.
 Prostata: Momma always kept us fed she never did forget us. And even when she died she died upon a bed of lettuce.
 Donut: "Dude, that's PORK! My dad told you about pork. Why are you still eating it? Stop! STOOOOOOOP!"
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Christianity got fucked yo because in the age of science, people still believe in fairy tales @Dr Awkward
 Dr Awkward: See, this is how Christianity got all fucked up. Jesus doesn't give a FUCK if you eat your mom's shitty tasting pork chops, Jimmy.
Image 227731   01-19-18   Uploaded by    wootman
Score:
403
 
 Felicity: V for Venti
 dangerkeith3000: GAHHHH!!!
 Annoying Vegan : Nightman (ah-ah-ah)!
 Not A Bot: but leave OFF the -ck .... Just 'fuh'
 Shay: Your face makes me so distressed in the morning
Image 227730   01-19-18   Uploaded by    trumpet
Score:
439
 
 Entertainmentalist: According to an image search, he wanted to lick the medicine, which had just been applied to his nose.
 Vivian: @Dr Awkward me too
 Yam: The look in that dogs eyes is heartbreaking
 Dr Awkward: Pill swallowing time? Otherwise, I'm concerned.
Image 227729   01-19-18   Uploaded by    bag o bones
Score:
455
 
 Wooden Spoon: Is that Johnny Depp from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory?
 DrinkMixMan: I tried my hardest, damn it!
 dangerkeith3000: OXYMORON
 dangerkeith3000: yo quiero taco bell
 Ulillillia: I waited 'til I saw the sun, I don't know why I didn't come
 tokyopig: Explains why I don't see you wearing any socks.
 Dr Awkward: "Mas cud" (por favor)
Image 227728   01-19-18   Uploaded by    pisspig
Score:
253
 
 dangerkeith3000: This cactus is weird.
 Annoying Vegan : I CAN SNIP ANYTHING. Bring me Anything and Ill snip it
 Robespierre: Crustacean prosthetics are weird.
Image 227727   01-19-18   Uploaded by    dorian
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