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262536  Felicity: Dietary restrictions dictate you must eat six or more people? Add 20 percent

262538  Felicity: Ben Franklin's friendship bracelet

262581  Zarathustra: @Barm Albongo so that's why there's so many oversized pickups in Texas?

262549  AdaMan: I support this

262571  AdaMan: That wouldnt stop me

262525  jazzjunkie: I need dis

262577  Teechur: Captain Americorg

262578  tib gubb: nice kitty... look, i have salmon!

262539  jazzjunkie: Apparently it's a Swedish ad campaign for some amusement park, but man. This is some high-octane dream candy!

262558  tib gubb: it's actually because you're fat there, champ

262575  tib gubb: little hellraisers

262575  White Rice: So, my current game on here is "spot @Not a Bot" (which is only a game due to the shifting red names we all have currently). Anyway, Im officially guessing the first comment on this image (regarding hotdogs & being lady like) is Not a Bot.

262574  Sadbot: 4-door Jeeps are for people who think they're too cool for mini-vans. Spoiler: they are not.

262539  jazzjunkie: Download The Laughing app for your smartphone? This is some dark shit O.o

262493  Amy Housewine: @Beft Flumumple YES WE CAN

262550  lecj07: Don't think he can pull of pink Chanel though.

262560  lecj07: @Craple Dampungo Can confirm. I swing from "I CAN DO ALL THE THINGS!" To periods of relative normalcy to "getting out of bed is hard enough. Do I really need to shower/eat/go to work too?"

262589  A duck: Is it me, or the dog to the right looks mutated?

262561  lecj07: The cure for all of life's blues.

262506  Air Biscuit: Hard work pays other people.

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262560 lecj07: @Craple Dampungo Can confirm. I swing from "I CAN DO ALL THE THINGS!" To periods of relative normalcy to "getting out of bed is hard enough. Do I really need to shower/eat/go to work too?"

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262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262342 Ihminen: what is happening haha

262469 Spazstatic: Ajit has bandwidth if you have coin.

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262377 Staida: We get it, you vape

262343 DimeBoxSammie: Its only a flesh wound



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Score:
595
 
 Bing Horpuble: *brings a piece of rebar*
 Crild Grunongo: *drops off mother-in-law, doesn't even stay for reward*
 Berbo Floble: "Book of Thump"
 Rongo Plemupert: Okay, great and hilarious website, I chopped my personal issues.
 Trift Plemoble: Go to whatichopped.com/ hahahhaha
 Flirt Morpomple: That website changed my life
 Dirbo Albongo: Meaning "I have a saw that cut through most anything"
 Cring Horpuble: I know, I know, it's not the point. But I can't look at this and not see "aobut"
 Thong Brupert: and here is a NEW NUTJOB GUY LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...run while we distract him.
 Lump Brombies: But can you blend?
 Garbo Albopert: Can he chop off his own right arm?
 Jarm Horpombies: *brings Chopping Guy a memory foam pillow
Image 227726   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Gown Rempungo
Score:
488
 
 Dalm Rempuble: "I pooped ... THIS came out."
 Bart Albopert: How big is dog? Needs banana for scale
Image 227725   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Vold Morpoble
Score:
328
 
 Perm Grumple: Let me quess.. a douchey boy racer with a car with """coool""" modifications
 Rimpo Grunongo: "Well I was just going to tell you your left break light was out, 'cuz the police in the next town over are really ticket happy, but yeah, now I'm suspicious. License and registration please"
 Dingo Flumbies: That's a paddlin'.
 Hiwn Plemopert: Just have it taped to the window...
 Frawn Drumumbies: Come back with a warrant
Image 227724   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Flump Brumple
Score:
184
 
 Bople Flumumple: @Ulillillia More plusses for this person immediately!!!
 Borb Plemumple: Some Fries Motha F#cka
 Huwn Morpomple: Baptise!
 Lomp Flumomple: how rude
Image 227723   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Ruft Dampuble
Score:
443
 
 Mampo Albupert: I CAN CHOP ANYTHING
 Trolm Grunumbies: Life hacked
 Vong Cremomple: @Robespierre That's how the cave men at their pizza.
 Duld Dampumple: This delivery from Paleo Pizza looks raw as fuck.
 Jald Broble: Tetris, helping kids pack since 1984
 Lurb Cremomple: Life finds a way.
Image 227722   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Beld Morpoble
Score:
231
 
 Jirbo Flongo: @Felicity But surely you would just say "everything" whether you order inside or out.
 Crempo Plombies: They have drive-through Subways?! That would be great! I just assumed it wouldnt be practical because how would you go along the counter and point at the ingredients you want
 Trawn Plemomple: Smile while we give you diarrhea.
 Gort Rempopert: Smile while we give you diarrhea.
 Himp Brungo: ...and then dash your hopes and dreams by giving you botulism.
 Leng Gruble: This sign is definitely more fresh than their ingredients
 Mong Brungus: By making a sandwich for me that looks like you sat on it? No, thank you.
 Fleld Dampongo: I didnt ask for puns in my sub..
Image 227721   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Rirt Brongus
Score:
383
 
 Hing Flumongus: @Yam Gummi Bears, obviously.
 Puft Flombies: ummmm... No thanks?
 Flarb Grupert: Look and feel more natural than...your natural shape? I don't get it.
 Juld Dampongo: @Christina My secret kink!
 Virb Dampongus: Kirkland, eh? I used to live near the intersection of 124th and 124th in the then-just-developing Scrotum Lake area - a freaky time, 1980 was.
 Frert Brongo: At their site they have a nice gallery if breasts are your fetish.
 Crart Plemomple: I'm looking for something that indicates that this is a joke ad, but I'm not finding it.
 Purb Rempumbies: 12 months; no interest whatsoever.
 Flirb Plemombies: don't they mean "the BREAST"
 Flaft Dampongus: More like PADDINGTON plastic surgery and yellow rain jackets AMIRIGHT?
 Parm Grumple: Username/upload combo!
 Mirt Morpumple: Not that Im complaining, but I just kind of realized its been so long since Ive been in a relationship with someone with big boobs, I forget what they feel like.
 Mold Plemuble: Nope. Although..if they come with a dispenser...maybe
Image 227720   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Darm Rempupert
Score:
673
 
 Trengo Cremomple: If you buy enough stuff one day you'll be happy. Or so I'm told.
 Lerb Albombies: whatever you do, don't spend your money on all the hotdogs
 Frang Grombies: Ah just go too Detroit. Get one free.
 Crilm Horpongo: Who doesn't?
 Mamp Plemongus: "I have all the pik-a-nik baskets, but I still feel empty inside."
 Hing Alboble: I said the same thing about Zen Buddhism.
Image 227719   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Limpo Brombies
Score:
444
 
 Rald Rempungo: @dangerkeith3000 The worst part about fucking animals is when you see them a year later and they act like they don't even know you.
 Lople Dampongo: return flight: #227746
 Lerm Rempungo: @Dr Awkward Agreed. Only wild animals.
 Vild Plupert: Moral of the story: don't fuck pets
 Lurbo Dampombies: dart to the neck!
Image 227718   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Pempo Drumungus
Score:
538
 
 Thiple Fluble: ..I'd have to introduce the 24 hour clock
Image 227717   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Mungo Dampongo
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