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249312  funny in the wall: Not to nitpick, actually, yes, to nitpick thats a Ukrainian plate @dangerkeith3000

249326  Teechur: *Pop Goes the Weasel* intensifies...

249312  brian greene: aeaeoooo

249321  Dresdenkeogh: @grizzly @tib gubb @FabricMan @dangerkeith3000 consider holding and tickling the peel and intermittently slapping yourself with it.

249322  Dresdenkeogh: @dangerkeith3000 No just assholes as a whole. Not to say you're an asshole, I just hate *your* asshole.

249321  FabricMan: Remove the peel with your chompers. Lovingly caress the fruit as you nibble, bit by bit. Maintain eye contact with others at the table the whole time.

249326  Dresdenkeogh: @tib gubb it's nice to be back

249319  Not A Bot: I mean, okay, but it was mens' decision to not let women in the US military previously, and also women are now in combat roles so

249324  FabricMan: Why hasn't it seen it's parents for almost a week?!

249326  tib gubb: now we're in shit-your-pants territory

249189  lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249324  grizzly: @dangerkeith3000 don't cry. Don't raise your eye. It's only infant wasteland.

249324  Teechur: @Knice Decided to wait until after you learned to skate?

249317  barfolomew: @Otterman he might not be able to find an honest man, but it looks like he found a bunch of honest women

249323  tib gubb: ready for a ride on the rainbow

249324  dangerkeith3000: Baby Riley is a cool name I guess, but I would have went for Baba O'Reily.

249324  Knice: Wow, I was at least three weeks old before I could write!

151373  dangerkeith3000: Oh god he's stuck in a fart bubble!

249298  dangerkeith3000: Can't wait for May 29th.

249318  barfolomew: Well you should have specified

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2. tib gubb
3. Yurishiro
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249073 addend: "Okay, Google, tell Siri to tell Alexa to tell the copier..."

249205 UltraBeverly: I want in on whatever this is

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249148 Amy Housewine: Your halo is broken.

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249106 Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.



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 6. Not A Bot: 2936 points
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 9. tina: 2461 points
10. ChubbyBuddy: 2393 points
11. wordjones: 1999 points
12. dangerkeith3000: 1972 points
13. PlzPlzMe: 1820 points
14. Bad Dad: 1622 points
15. younglink: 1614 points
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Score:
595
 
 apoxia: *brings a piece of rebar*
 fanny: *drops off mother-in-law, doesn't even stay for reward*
 mexican: "Book of Thump"
 VeeKay: Okay, great and hilarious website, I chopped my personal issues.
 dangerkeith3000: Go to whatichopped.com/ hahahhaha
 Annoying Vegan : That website changed my life
 wolfpk: Meaning "I have a saw that cut through most anything"
 PenguinBartender: I know, I know, it's not the point. But I can't look at this and not see "aobut"
 karmakat: and here is a NEW NUTJOB GUY LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...run while we distract him.
 Prefuse: But can you blend?
 Aufziehvogel: Can he chop off his own right arm?
 Dr Awkward: *brings Chopping Guy a memory foam pillow
Image 227726   01-19-18   Uploaded by    eumoria
Score:
488
 
 BaconCake: "I pooped ... THIS came out."
 Dr Awkward: How big is dog? Needs banana for scale
Image 227725   01-19-18   Uploaded by    NFLitGirl
Score:
328
 
 Ihminen: Let me quess.. a douchey boy racer with a car with """coool""" modifications
 Dr Awkward: "Well I was just going to tell you your left break light was out, 'cuz the police in the next town over are really ticket happy, but yeah, now I'm suspicious. License and registration please"
 Mr. Shine: That's a paddlin'.
 VoR: Just have it taped to the window...
 Butcherboy: Come back with a warrant
Image 227724   01-19-18   Uploaded by    obboma
Score:
184
 
 PenguinBartender: @Ulillillia More plusses for this person immediately!!!
 Ulillillia: Some Fries Motha F#cka
 Coach Teacher: Baptise!
 VoR: how rude
Image 227723   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Drunk Orc
Score:
443
 
 DrinkMixMan: I CAN CHOP ANYTHING
 El hefe: Life hacked
 Flarmie: @Robespierre That's how the cave men at their pizza.
 waffle iron: This delivery from Paleo Pizza looks raw as fuck.
 VoR: Tetris, helping kids pack since 1984
 skillet: Life finds a way.
Image 227722   01-19-18   Uploaded by    dope
Score:
231
 
 apoxia: @Felicity But surely you would just say "everything" whether you order inside or out.
 Felicity: They have drive-through Subways?! That would be great! I just assumed it wouldnt be practical because how would you go along the counter and point at the ingredients you want
 VeeKay: Smile while we give you diarrhea.
 VeeKay: Smile while we give you diarrhea.
 Donut: ...and then dash your hopes and dreams by giving you botulism.
 Dr Awkward: This sign is definitely more fresh than their ingredients
 entropy: By making a sandwich for me that looks like you sat on it? No, thank you.
 VoR: I didnt ask for puns in my sub..
Image 227721   01-19-18   Uploaded by    sir toke a lot
Score:
383
 
 Mr Bleak: @Yam Gummi Bears, obviously.
 apoxia: ummmm... No thanks?
 jochenau: Look and feel more natural than...your natural shape? I don't get it.
 DrinkMixMan: @Christina My secret kink!
 ptrain: Kirkland, eh? I used to live near the intersection of 124th and 124th in the then-just-developing Scrotum Lake area - a freaky time, 1980 was.
 Christina: At their site they have a nice gallery if breasts are your fetish.
 Dr Awkward: I'm looking for something that indicates that this is a joke ad, but I'm not finding it.
 Osiris: 12 months; no interest whatsoever.
 fanny: don't they mean "the BREAST"
 tokyopig: More like PADDINGTON plastic surgery and yellow rain jackets AMIRIGHT?
 Spazstatic: Username/upload combo!
 Yam: Not that Im complaining, but I just kind of realized its been so long since Ive been in a relationship with someone with big boobs, I forget what they feel like.
 Yurishiro: Nope. Although..if they come with a dispenser...maybe
Image 227720   01-19-18   Uploaded by    EndlessVanity
Score:
673
 
 apoxia: If you buy enough stuff one day you'll be happy. Or so I'm told.
 trelyate: whatever you do, don't spend your money on all the hotdogs
 VeeKay: Ah just go too Detroit. Get one free.
 Not A Bot: Who doesn't?
 FabricMan: "I have all the pik-a-nik baskets, but I still feel empty inside."
 tokyopig: I said the same thing about Zen Buddhism.
Image 227719   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Cory Trevor
Score:
444
 
 antipatterns: @dangerkeith3000 The worst part about fucking animals is when you see them a year later and they act like they don't even know you.
 PenguinBartender: return flight: #227746
 dangerkeith3000: @Dr Awkward Agreed. Only wild animals.
 Dr Awkward: Moral of the story: don't fuck pets
 tokyopig: dart to the neck!
Image 227718   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Handyman
Score:
538
 
 VoR: ..I'd have to introduce the 24 hour clock
Image 227717   01-19-18   Uploaded by    guccigucci
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