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233378  Peter Pantsless: Backdoor friends are best

233380  Ulillillia: Classic.

233379  Ulillillia: If you know what I mean.

233362  Hokie333: 40 pounds of shit in a 40-pound bag

233370  Ulillillia: Now I gotta cut loose, footloose

233314  jazzjunkie: #233332 throws the best fiestas

233377  Ulillillia: It's Always Sunny in the Maternity Ward

233378  Ulillillia: This is golden

233367  jazzjunkie: Many thanks for the assistance, #233332

233359  White Rice: @Sage @tib gubb @Spazstatic I appreciate these references to true classics. Also, Jackie smells different.

233377  Scoo: And you got a croissant on yo/ head

233378  Scoo: tl;dr: "Trump" "Putin", "penetration"

233349  jazzjunkie: @Teechur Area Man would be outraged!

233370  fanny: except for those three days

232865  Mr Bleak: Instructions unclear: dick caught in ceiling fan. Again.

233366  Korrok: Korrok approves....

232874  Mr Bleak: @Side Boob Oh, Cod: you don't even feel gill-ty... have you no Sole?

233370  barfolomew: Specifically, 4chan.

233364  jazzjunkie: This is too timely

233372  Sadbot: @Side Boob The American male's

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10. Captain Marsupial



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233185 Ulillillia: And that's why BILL hasn't been around.

233167 glenalec: vv ASCII, do you speak it? Aggrogator! :-P

233169 vape station: my sides hurt @FabricMan

233267 Robespierre: I take it the Lord told them to do this

233166 Mr. Whiskers: Hep the titis

233217 VeeKay: Tom of Finland Police.

233237 Himesama: I really hate this.

233152 kornisjon: Rad for addressing bad behaviour.

233157 BavidDowie: Finder's keepers

233184 BavidDowie: I feel so tired.



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grizzly uploaded 233074 (1065 points)
Gentleman uploaded 233126 (1058 points)
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Mord Tingies uploaded 233165 (947 points)
Mr. Shine uploaded 233101 (942 points)
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 5. Mr. Shine: 3996 points
 6. E. HONDA: 3422 points
 7. Not A Bot: 2569 points
 8. fanny: 2473 points
 9. frankie: 2411 points
10. HatStand: 2333 points
11. Annoying Vegan : 2202 points
12. KEKOEKEOEK: 1964 points
13. cannabis: 1930 points
14. nimbus: 1906 points
15. fatman: 1831 points
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Score:
595
 
 apoxia: *brings a piece of rebar*
 fanny: *drops off mother-in-law, doesn't even stay for reward*
 mexican: "Book of Thump"
 VeeKay: Okay, great and hilarious website, I chopped my personal issues.
 dangerkeith3000: Go to whatichopped.com/ hahahhaha
 Annoying Vegan : That website changed my life
 wolfpk: Meaning "I have a saw that cut through most anything"
 PenguinBartender: I know, I know, it's not the point. But I can't look at this and not see "aobut"
 karmakat: and here is a NEW NUTJOB GUY LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...run while we distract him.
 Robespierre: But can you blend?
 Aufziehvogel: Can he chop off his own right arm?
 Dr Awkward: *brings Chopping Guy a memory foam pillow
Image 227726   01-19-18   Uploaded by    eumoria
Score:
488
 
 Robespierre: "I pooped ... THIS came out."
 Dr Awkward: How big is dog? Needs banana for scale
Image 227725   01-19-18   Uploaded by    NFLitGirl
Score:
328
 
 Ihminen: Let me quess.. a douchey boy racer with a car with """coool""" modifications
 Dr Awkward: "Well I was just going to tell you your left break light was out, 'cuz the police in the next town over are really ticket happy, but yeah, now I'm suspicious. License and registration please"
 Mr. Shine: That's a paddlin'.
 VoR: Just have it taped to the window...
 Butcherboy: Come back with a warrant
Image 227724   01-19-18   Uploaded by    obboma
Score:
184
 
 PenguinBartender: @Ulillillia More plusses for this person immediately!!!
 Ulillillia: Some Fries Motha F#cka
 Coach Teacher: Baptise!
 VoR: how rude
Image 227723   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Drunk Orc
Score:
443
 
 DrinkMixMan: I CAN CHOP ANYTHING
 El hefe: Life hacked
 Flarmie: @Robespierre That's how the cave men at their pizza.
 Robespierre: This delivery from Paleo Pizza looks raw as fuck.
 VoR: Tetris, helping kids pack since 1984
 skillet: Life finds a way.
Image 227722   01-19-18   Uploaded by    dope
Score:
231
 
 apoxia: @Felicity But surely you would just say "everything" whether you order inside or out.
 Felicity: They have drive-through Subways?! That would be great! I just assumed it wouldnt be practical because how would you go along the counter and point at the ingredients you want
 VeeKay: Smile while we give you diarrhea.
 VeeKay: Smile while we give you diarrhea.
 Donut: ...and then dash your hopes and dreams by giving you botulism.
 Dr Awkward: This sign is definitely more fresh than their ingredients
 Robespierre: By making a sandwich for me that looks like you sat on it? No, thank you.
 VoR: I didnt ask for puns in my sub..
Image 227721   01-19-18   Uploaded by    sir toke a lot
Score:
383
 
 Mr Bleak: @Yam Gummi Bears, obviously.
 apoxia: ummmm... No thanks?
 jochenau: Look and feel more natural than...your natural shape? I don't get it.
 DrinkMixMan: @Christina My secret kink!
 Robespierre: Kirkland, eh? I used to live near the intersection of 124th and 124th in the then-just-developing Scrotum Lake area - a freaky time, 1980 was.
 Christina: At their site they have a nice gallery if breasts are your fetish.
 Dr Awkward: I'm looking for something that indicates that this is a joke ad, but I'm not finding it.
 Robespierre: 12 months; no interest whatsoever.
 fanny: don't they mean "the BREAST"
 tokyopig: More like PADDINGTON plastic surgery and yellow rain jackets AMIRIGHT?
 Spazstatic: Username/upload combo!
 Yam: Not that Im complaining, but I just kind of realized its been so long since Ive been in a relationship with someone with big boobs, I forget what they feel like.
 Yurishiro: Nope. Although..if they come with a dispenser...maybe
Image 227720   01-19-18   Uploaded by    EndlessVanity
Score:
673
 
 apoxia: If you buy enough stuff one day you'll be happy. Or so I'm told.
 trelyate: whatever you do, don't spend your money on all the hotdogs
 VeeKay: Ah just go too Detroit. Get one free.
 Not A Bot: Who doesn't?
 FabricMan: "I have all the pik-a-nik baskets, but I still feel empty inside."
 tokyopig: I said the same thing about Zen Buddhism.
Image 227719   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Cory Trevor
Score:
444
 
 antipatterns: @dangerkeith3000 The worst part about fucking animals is when you see them a year later and they act like they don't even know you.
 PenguinBartender: return flight: #227746
 dangerkeith3000: @Dr Awkward Agreed. Only wild animals.
 Dr Awkward: Moral of the story: don't fuck pets
 tokyopig: dart to the neck!
Image 227718   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Handyman
Score:
538
 
 VoR: ..I'd have to introduce the 24 hour clock
Image 227717   01-19-18   Uploaded by    guccigucci
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