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273191  Entertainmentalist: If a woman parks in this spot, is it okay to ask her if she's pregnant?

273170  Not A Bot: If he really loved her he would have nutted on it.

273196  Littlecraftywolf: better wake mom #273195

273196  KingTrebek: not worth waking mom for

273195  Littlecraftywolf: @Littlecraftywolf ah and here it is #273196

272795  Littlecraftywolf: @trelyate shut up baby i know it

273186  Remp Wulgus: OOOh. The legendary ass burrito.

273187  Littlecraftywolf: wtf is even going on and why does the owl and robot have fingers but none of the humans do?

273195  Littlecraftywolf: optional route: the second coming of jesus then wake her

272892  Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273193  Littlecraftywolf: this guy was up way too late. 8 hours of sleep!

273185  Littlecraftywolf: whats the number? i'd think i'd like to meet this "daisy".

273169  Mad Collager: Sniff, sniff, hey, could somebody order a couple of pizzas?

273168  GTA VII: The fun way to have fun.

273149  KingTrebek: @VoR sounds like a real badass

273062  Greifer: it skips a generation

273070  Greifer: @Greek Fire delendam esse... you greeks,

273174  hajjpodge: @Christina From murder, to more murder.

273079  Greifer: the beauty of north korea?

273180  Greek Fire: JJJ accusing Spider-Man of eating New York's pigeons was a highlight of the new game.

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272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272918 Mad Collager: @Sadbot I don't know where you live, but I, too, would like to help with a chance to meet your goats. I can't travel more than an hour from suburban Washington, DC though - kid responsibilities.

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874



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 apoxia: @Felicity But surely you would just say "everything" whether you order inside or out.
 celtic: They have drive-through Subways?! That would be great! I just assumed it wouldnt be practical because how would you go along the counter and point at the ingredients you want
 tears as lube: Smile while we give you diarrhea.
 firesoup: Smile while we give you diarrhea.
 Donut: ...and then dash your hopes and dreams by giving you botulism.
 Dr Awkward: This sign is definitely more fresh than their ingredients
 entropy: By making a sandwich for me that looks like you sat on it? No, thank you.
 rubix1924: I didnt ask for puns in my sub..
Image 227721   01-19-18   Uploaded by    sir toke a lot
Score:
383
 
 Mr Bleak: @Yam Gummi Bears, obviously.
 apoxia: ummmm... No thanks?
 jochenau: Look and feel more natural than...your natural shape? I don't get it.
 DrinkMixMan: @Christina My secret kink!
 ptrain: Kirkland, eh? I used to live near the intersection of 124th and 124th in the then-just-developing Scrotum Lake area - a freaky time, 1980 was.
 Christina: At their site they have a nice gallery if breasts are your fetish.
 Dr Awkward: I'm looking for something that indicates that this is a joke ad, but I'm not finding it.
 Osiris: 12 months; no interest whatsoever.
 fanny: don't they mean "the BREAST"
 tokyopig: More like PADDINGTON plastic surgery and yellow rain jackets AMIRIGHT?
 Spazstatic: Username/upload combo!
 Yam: Not that Im complaining, but I just kind of realized its been so long since Ive been in a relationship with someone with big boobs, I forget what they feel like.
 Largehand: Nope. Although..if they come with a dispenser...maybe
Image 227720   01-19-18   Uploaded by    EndlessVanity
Score:
673
 
 apoxia: If you buy enough stuff one day you'll be happy. Or so I'm told.
 trelyate: whatever you do, don't spend your money on all the hotdogs
 Toasted Taco Brunchito: Ah just go too Detroit. Get one free.
 Not A Bot: Who doesn't?
 FabricMan: "I have all the pik-a-nik baskets, but I still feel empty inside."
 tokyopig: I said the same thing about Zen Buddhism.
Image 227719   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Cory Trevor
Score:
444
 
 No Penguins Allowed: @dangerkeith3000 The worst part about fucking animals is when you see them a year later and they act like they don't even know you.
 PenguinBartender: return flight: #227746
 dangerkeith3000: @Dr Awkward Agreed. Only wild animals.
 Dr Awkward: Moral of the story: don't fuck pets
 tokyopig: dart to the neck!
Image 227718   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Handyman
Score:
538
 
 genius: ..I'd have to introduce the 24 hour clock
Image 227717   01-19-18   Uploaded by    guccigucci
Score:
445
 
 jazzjunkie: Am I being detained?
 dorian: Uh oh, we're in trouble, somethings come along and it's burst our bubble
 Dresdenkeogh: When marandized after prostitution sting, all the pelican had to say was,"Bwaaaaark, It's a living..."
 tokyopig: Well Freddy, looks like there's something even you pelican't get away with. [SUNGLASSES PLUS WON'T GET FOOLED AGAIN]
 barfolomew: Looks like his beak held more than his belly can.
Image 227716   01-19-18   Uploaded by    berlin
Score:
413
 
 Fast Sloth: Fuck the president and the United $nakes of Amerikkka
 Ulillillia: This discount is YUGE!
 Dr Awkward: 3 hours later, zombie William Howard Taft kicks down the door and orders 42 pepperoni pizzas.
 tokyopig: No but seriously I really do miss Clinton era prosperity and also baggy silvertab jeans. And Star Trek.
 tokyopig: Just find some chubby young intern and Bill will totally get off AMIRIGHT?
 midgetcastle: Hey, somewhere for Vlad to eat! *(laugh track)*
Image 227715   01-19-18   Uploaded by    HighCactus
Score:
530
 
 younglink: Superoverenthusiastic - there must be something foodlike just off camera.
 Science: @tokyopig: Don't go on the away mission hooman - you're going to die!
 pirate: DID YOU SAY PARK
 tokyopig: That's RIGHT boy, it IS time to watch Star Trek!
Image 227714   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Jorp Lulter
Score:
321
 
 Wooden Spoon: @Mr. Shine: keeps you from getting that burning sensation
 jackthesmack: surely engineered is best here. The Nature is what I'm trying to stop.
 Mr. Shine: stay away from the "lava" one.
 Mr. Butt: Quality username/upload.
Image 227713   01-19-18   Uploaded by    bag o bones
Score:
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 El Barto: @Coach Teacher Well, I'm convinced. No human could master the accent THAT well.
 Coach Teacher: @El Barto woof. Woo-oof.
 Coach Teacher: this went sideways.
 brown tony: @Coach Teacher indeed!
 El Barto: @Coach Teacher No decent human being would teach a dog English and then introduce them to the internet. Arabic, Hebrew, Mandarin, Hindi, sure...but not English. And not the internet. So let's just say...I am suspicious of your claim. If you were really a doggo, how did you tear yourself away from looking at the billions of doggo videos on the internets? And is it true that dogs don't feel shame and that it's actually fear?
 suckit: @Coach Teacher Dart to the neck
 Mr. Shine: smooshy doggy!
Image 227712   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Joetato
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