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249437  jochenau: Starbucks is branching out into the septic tank pumping business, I see.

249442  Musician: Looks like Doc Brown is having girlfriend problems.

249441  jochenau: Dear J. Edgar Hoover: @kimjongun infects our minds with insidious propaganda, while this endless stream of crappy classics evinces a plot to sabotage our beloved Spaceship. Tighten your corset, put on your best garters, and come to our rescue right away! Sincerely, A Concerned Citizen

249385  dangerkeith3000: rad

249391  dangerkeith3000: HA! He has a wet peter.

249392  dangerkeith3000: okay enough with the tide pod jokes

249400  dangerkeith3000: This is unbearable.

249405  dangerkeith3000: I would have never thought she was talking about boobs until the comments. I was just wondering how she was proud of her grades getting worse.

249374  raditzu: It's camouflage level is over 9000

249396  raditzu: Quato has to work for his living too

249431  dangerkeith3000: OKAY ENOUGH, DAD!

249437  WannaBee: Subliminal message.

249421  Dr. Bathroom: @Astanapan I was thinking exactly the same thing.

249437  dangerkeith3000: it's just dirt + water

249438  raditzu: Your duck looks sick.

249310  piranharama: Beauty of Korea?

249445  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

249429  jochenau: @Knice I'm wondering what happens if an EU person uses the site now. Do the EU Privacy Police storm their house?

249430  jochenau: The Deposition, by Raphael

249422  PenguinBartender: @Air Biscuit *slow clapping gradually escalating into standing applause*

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249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

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249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

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249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

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 apoxia: @Felicity But surely you would just say "everything" whether you order inside or out.
 celtic: They have drive-through Subways?! That would be great! I just assumed it wouldnt be practical because how would you go along the counter and point at the ingredients you want
 VeeKay: Smile while we give you diarrhea.
 VeeKay: Smile while we give you diarrhea.
 Donut: ...and then dash your hopes and dreams by giving you botulism.
 Dr Awkward: This sign is definitely more fresh than their ingredients
 entropy: By making a sandwich for me that looks like you sat on it? No, thank you.
 VoR: I didnt ask for puns in my sub..
Image 227721   01-19-18   Uploaded by    sir toke a lot
Score:
383
 
 Mr Bleak: @Yam Gummi Bears, obviously.
 apoxia: ummmm... No thanks?
 jochenau: Look and feel more natural than...your natural shape? I don't get it.
 DrinkMixMan: @Christina My secret kink!
 ptrain: Kirkland, eh? I used to live near the intersection of 124th and 124th in the then-just-developing Scrotum Lake area - a freaky time, 1980 was.
 Christina: At their site they have a nice gallery if breasts are your fetish.
 Dr Awkward: I'm looking for something that indicates that this is a joke ad, but I'm not finding it.
 Osiris: 12 months; no interest whatsoever.
 fanny: don't they mean "the BREAST"
 tokyopig: More like PADDINGTON plastic surgery and yellow rain jackets AMIRIGHT?
 Spazstatic: Username/upload combo!
 Yam: Not that Im complaining, but I just kind of realized its been so long since Ive been in a relationship with someone with big boobs, I forget what they feel like.
 Yurishiro: Nope. Although..if they come with a dispenser...maybe
Image 227720   01-19-18   Uploaded by    EndlessVanity
Score:
673
 
 apoxia: If you buy enough stuff one day you'll be happy. Or so I'm told.
 trelyate: whatever you do, don't spend your money on all the hotdogs
 VeeKay: Ah just go too Detroit. Get one free.
 Not A Bot: Who doesn't?
 FabricMan: "I have all the pik-a-nik baskets, but I still feel empty inside."
 tokyopig: I said the same thing about Zen Buddhism.
Image 227719   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Cory Trevor
Score:
444
 
 antipatterns: @dangerkeith3000 The worst part about fucking animals is when you see them a year later and they act like they don't even know you.
 PenguinBartender: return flight: #227746
 dangerkeith3000: @Dr Awkward Agreed. Only wild animals.
 Dr Awkward: Moral of the story: don't fuck pets
 tokyopig: dart to the neck!
Image 227718   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Handyman
Score:
538
 
 VoR: ..I'd have to introduce the 24 hour clock
Image 227717   01-19-18   Uploaded by    guccigucci
Score:
445
 
 jazzjunkie: Am I being detained?
 VeeKay: Uh oh, we're in trouble, somethings come along and it's burst our bubble
 Dresdenkeogh: When marandized after prostitution sting, all the pelican had to say was,"Bwaaaaark, It's a living..."
 tokyopig: Well Freddy, looks like there's something even you pelican't get away with. [SUNGLASSES PLUS WON'T GET FOOLED AGAIN]
 barfolomew: Looks like his beak held more than his belly can.
Image 227716   01-19-18   Uploaded by    berlin
Score:
413
 
 antipatterns: Fuck the president and the United $nakes of Amerikkka
 Ulillillia: This discount is YUGE!
 Dr Awkward: 3 hours later, zombie William Howard Taft kicks down the door and orders 42 pepperoni pizzas.
 tokyopig: No but seriously I really do miss Clinton era prosperity and also baggy silvertab jeans. And Star Trek.
 tokyopig: Just find some chubby young intern and Bill will totally get off AMIRIGHT?
 midgetcastle: Hey, somewhere for Vlad to eat! *(laugh track)*
Image 227715   01-19-18   Uploaded by    HighCactus
Score:
530
 
 younglink: Superoverenthusiastic - there must be something foodlike just off camera.
 Science: @tokyopig: Don't go on the away mission hooman - you're going to die!
 Yurishiro: DID YOU SAY PARK
 tokyopig: That's RIGHT boy, it IS time to watch Star Trek!
Image 227714   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Jorp Lulter
Score:
321
 
 Wooden Spoon: @Mr. Shine: keeps you from getting that burning sensation
 VoR: surely engineered is best here. The Nature is what I'm trying to stop.
 Mr. Shine: stay away from the "lava" one.
 Mr. Butt: Quality username/upload.
Image 227713   01-19-18   Uploaded by    bag o bones
Score:
729
 
 El Barto: @Coach Teacher Well, I'm convinced. No human could master the accent THAT well.
 Coach Teacher: @El Barto woof. Woo-oof.
 Coach Teacher: this went sideways.
 brown tony: @Coach Teacher indeed!
 El Barto: @Coach Teacher No decent human being would teach a dog English and then introduce them to the internet. Arabic, Hebrew, Mandarin, Hindi, sure...but not English. And not the internet. So let's just say...I am suspicious of your claim. If you were really a doggo, how did you tear yourself away from looking at the billions of doggo videos on the internets? And is it true that dogs don't feel shame and that it's actually fear?
 VoR: @Coach Teacher Dart to the neck
 Mr. Shine: smooshy doggy!
Image 227712   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Joetato
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