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262382  charlemagne: the meek have inherited the earth

262393  Not A Bot: I'm pretty curious what that handwritten sign in the window says...

262380  Fiveninety: doesn't have "should've," "should of" and "should'em"

262391  Shay: So one advantage of tripping on acid is it rejuvenates your hair?

262384  Fiveninety: @Herm Cremombies i can't -- we only have plus here

262387  Magdra: J:man you're so full of shit your eyes are brown. C: so are yours

262235  Shay: When Predator takes a shit.

262386  Robespierre: Image could use a red circle

262386  a sedated moose: Okay, why's everybody a random red name now?

262385  Robespierre: Needs a little adjustment in hue

262387  Robespierre: Dude's a reg'lar raconteur

262386  a sedated moose: Really?

262384  FabricMan: Whatever you do, don't send me large amounts of money!

262386  a sedated moose: eSam.

262385  FabricMan: After drinking blue Koolaid

262379  Robespierre: Install with the pointy end toward the front

262361  Robespierre: @Annoying Vegan Annoying yes, but I like it too.

262357  Robespierre: @Gold Morpumple Look to the left - Recent Comments - and our usernames appear there properly. Or at least as properly as our usernames can appear.

262385  WannaBee: All hail Hypnotoad.

262390  bigjim: Gotta love E! Youre the non-important minorities.

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262342 charlemagne: I no longer wish to be known by my slave name

262343 ChubbyBuddy: i lava what you've done w the place

262151 VeeKay: Husbands instagram just two pictures of his tractor

262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!

262195 Felicity: 150 percent

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

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 Tromp Grunungus: @Felicity But surely you would just say "everything" whether you order inside or out.
 Truwn Cremomple: They have drive-through Subways?! That would be great! I just assumed it wouldnt be practical because how would you go along the counter and point at the ingredients you want
 Craft Flumbies: Smile while we give you diarrhea.
 Berm Brungo: Smile while we give you diarrhea.
 Thart Horpuble: ...and then dash your hopes and dreams by giving you botulism.
 Jump Albopert: This sign is definitely more fresh than their ingredients
 Gawn Morpumple: By making a sandwich for me that looks like you sat on it? No, thank you.
 Theng Grunupert: I didnt ask for puns in my sub..
Image 227721   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Gorbo Morpumple
 Rople Plungus: @Yam Gummi Bears, obviously.
 Fleple Plemungus: ummmm... No thanks?
 Trorbo Flumopert: Look and feel more natural than...your natural shape? I don't get it.
 Peld Grunomple: @Christina My secret kink!
 Garm Flopert: Kirkland, eh? I used to live near the intersection of 124th and 124th in the then-just-developing Scrotum Lake area - a freaky time, 1980 was.
 Crarm Flongo: At their site they have a nice gallery if breasts are your fetish.
 Gongo Morpumple: I'm looking for something that indicates that this is a joke ad, but I'm not finding it.
 Veld Albupert: 12 months; no interest whatsoever.
 Barbo Broble: don't they mean "the BREAST"
 Thurb Grombies: More like PADDINGTON plastic surgery and yellow rain jackets AMIRIGHT?
 Fremp Morpumple: Username/upload combo!
 Ling Flumuble: Not that Im complaining, but I just kind of realized its been so long since Ive been in a relationship with someone with big boobs, I forget what they feel like.
 Gemp Grunungus: Nope. Although..if they come with a dispenser...maybe
Image 227720   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Flerm Cremungo
 Jorm Albungus: If you buy enough stuff one day you'll be happy. Or so I'm told.
 Voft Flumopert: whatever you do, don't spend your money on all the hotdogs
 Hungo Plombies: Ah just go too Detroit. Get one free.
 Trarb Broble: Who doesn't?
 Dorb Rempupert: "I have all the pik-a-nik baskets, but I still feel empty inside."
 Thango Drumongo: I said the same thing about Zen Buddhism.
Image 227719   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Rung Brumple
 Creple Horpumbies: @dangerkeith3000 The worst part about fucking animals is when you see them a year later and they act like they don't even know you.
 Bart Ploble: return flight: #227746
 Pown Plombies: @Dr Awkward Agreed. Only wild animals.
 Fluld Dampomple: Moral of the story: don't fuck pets
 Derbo Flumoble: dart to the neck!
Image 227718   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Raple Rempungo
 Frilm Flumoble: ..I'd have to introduce the 24 hour clock
Image 227717   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Dempo Dampumple
 Flalm Morpungo: Am I being detained?
 Veft Drumoble: Uh oh, we're in trouble, somethings come along and it's burst our bubble
 Frirbo Horpombies: When marandized after prostitution sting, all the pelican had to say was,"Bwaaaaark, It's a living..."
 Thople Pluble: Well Freddy, looks like there's something even you pelican't get away with. [SUNGLASSES PLUS WON'T GET FOOLED AGAIN]
 Beng Cremuble: Looks like his beak held more than his belly can.
Image 227716   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Milm Cremongus
 Derm Horpomple: Fuck the president and the United $nakes of Amerikkka
 Gong Cremungo: This discount is YUGE!
 Duple Cremumbies: 3 hours later, zombie William Howard Taft kicks down the door and orders 42 pepperoni pizzas.
 Molm Bropert: No but seriously I really do miss Clinton era prosperity and also baggy silvertab jeans. And Star Trek.
 Damp Plemongo: Just find some chubby young intern and Bill will totally get off AMIRIGHT?
 Cremp Bruble: Hey, somewhere for Vlad to eat! *(laugh track)*
Image 227715   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Meple Rempongo
 Flilm Dampopert: Superoverenthusiastic - there must be something foodlike just off camera.
 Thirt Flumumple: @tokyopig: Don't go on the away mission hooman - you're going to die!
 Flulm Plemoble: DID YOU SAY PARK
 Rarbo Bromple: That's RIGHT boy, it IS time to watch Star Trek!
Image 227714   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Thuple Flumumple
 Crimpo Cremupert: @Mr. Shine: keeps you from getting that burning sensation
 Merm Grunungus: surely engineered is best here. The Nature is what I'm trying to stop.
 Miple Cremupert: stay away from the "lava" one.
 Thald Grunupert: Quality username/upload.
Image 227713   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Truwn Grunombies
 Crirbo Plemungus: @Coach Teacher Well, I'm convinced. No human could master the accent THAT well.
 Trango Gromple: @El Barto woof. Woo-oof.
 Fraft Albuble: this went sideways.
 Mamp Morpumbies: @Coach Teacher indeed!
 Troft Dampuble: @Coach Teacher No decent human being would teach a dog English and then introduce them to the internet. Arabic, Hebrew, Mandarin, Hindi, sure...but not English. And not the internet. So let's just say...I am suspicious of your claim. If you were really a doggo, how did you tear yourself away from looking at the billions of doggo videos on the internets? And is it true that dogs don't feel shame and that it's actually fear?
 Thampo Drumongus: @Coach Teacher Dart to the neck
 Bift Cremungus: smooshy doggy!
Image 227712   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Trurb Plemopert
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