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233789  itskando: @Peter Pantsless Is that why you can't wear pants anymore? Glad to see you're a reformed person.

233789  itskando: @Peter Pantsless Oof.

233754  Munkybut: I have watched much porn this way

233795  itskando: Same

233788  Felicity: Surprisingly, Murakami Wolf and not Clasky Csupo

233789  Felicity: Im still not sure if its Robocop or RoboCop

233810  Dr Awkward: Ok, cool. Let me know when that happens

233809  Munkybut: I get it!

233798  Felicity: I am the arm

233799  Felicity: She reminds me of the good-looking Nosferatu in /Vampire: The Masquerade: Bloodlines/

233798  Starky15: Wasnt as creepy on a Stranger Things.

233814  Not A Bot: i like their tanned hands

233799  Scoo: Strokemon

233775  Warrax: This dog is good with kids.

233808  Warrax: I can smell it from here, too.

233794  john dough: jazz is my life.

233807  glenalec: A spikey-kitten!

233804  Psymon: I know we said 'til death do us part, but, c'mon...

233770  Hokie333: It's our old friend the Russian Fishing Cat! #189056 #226300

233804  a robot: Noooooooooo

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233762 FireBreathingMarmot: From tan lines and leg development, I'm a guess cycling sprinters. Or if they are famous right now probably speed skaters who cycle in the summer for cross-training. I would not want to race either in a velodrome, even if cycling is just their hobby.

233737 Wooden Spoon: Louis CK quote in a less repugnant package.

233686 Side Boob: This is what Bananarama actually believes

233578 Kaviri: Not pictured: all of the toppings get pulled off with the cheese.

233552 Felicity: I remember this episode of /Transformers/

233783 hajjpodge: This is too much for me.

233742 Teechur: @Robespierre Or Sammy Davis Jr.!

233730 White Rice: @barfolomew @jochenau happy to be of service (but not as happy as the creator has been...ugh, I made myself a little sick thinking about that :-P)

233701 Dr Awkward: @fanny Code red and cool ranch, to be precise, but yeah.

233553 DrinkMixMan: Forks out for Harambe



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Yurishiro uploaded 233320 (968 points)
titular role uploaded 233376 (956 points)
younglink uploaded 233392 (945 points)
Robespierre uploaded 233366 (943 points)
meh uploaded 233420 (918 points)
randomhobo uploaded 233347 (900 points)
night shift uploaded 233663 (886 points)
electrode uploaded 233373 (873 points)
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karpeles uploaded 233525 (849 points)


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 6. Not A Bot: 3293 points
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 8. ping: 2778 points
 9. Side Boob: 2401 points
10. barfolomew: 2248 points
11. Mord Tingies: 1996 points
12. DrinkMixMan: 1852 points
13. falling: 1836 points
14. Skinr: 1758 points
15. au bon pain: 1734 points
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 apoxia: @Felicity But surely you would just say "everything" whether you order inside or out.
 Felicity: They have drive-through Subways?! That would be great! I just assumed it wouldnt be practical because how would you go along the counter and point at the ingredients you want
 VeeKay: Smile while we give you diarrhea.
 VeeKay: Smile while we give you diarrhea.
 Donut: ...and then dash your hopes and dreams by giving you botulism.
 Dr Awkward: This sign is definitely more fresh than their ingredients
 Robespierre: By making a sandwich for me that looks like you sat on it? No, thank you.
 VoR: I didnt ask for puns in my sub..
Image 227721   01-19-18   Uploaded by    sir toke a lot
Score:
383
 
 Mr Bleak: @Yam Gummi Bears, obviously.
 apoxia: ummmm... No thanks?
 jochenau: Look and feel more natural than...your natural shape? I don't get it.
 DrinkMixMan: @Christina My secret kink!
 Robespierre: Kirkland, eh? I used to live near the intersection of 124th and 124th in the then-just-developing Scrotum Lake area - a freaky time, 1980 was.
 Christina: At their site they have a nice gallery if breasts are your fetish.
 Dr Awkward: I'm looking for something that indicates that this is a joke ad, but I'm not finding it.
 Robespierre: 12 months; no interest whatsoever.
 fanny: don't they mean "the BREAST"
 tokyopig: More like PADDINGTON plastic surgery and yellow rain jackets AMIRIGHT?
 Spazstatic: Username/upload combo!
 Yam: Not that Im complaining, but I just kind of realized its been so long since Ive been in a relationship with someone with big boobs, I forget what they feel like.
 Yurishiro: Nope. Although..if they come with a dispenser...maybe
Image 227720   01-19-18   Uploaded by    EndlessVanity
Score:
673
 
 apoxia: If you buy enough stuff one day you'll be happy. Or so I'm told.
 trelyate: whatever you do, don't spend your money on all the hotdogs
 VeeKay: Ah just go too Detroit. Get one free.
 Not A Bot: Who doesn't?
 FabricMan: "I have all the pik-a-nik baskets, but I still feel empty inside."
 tokyopig: I said the same thing about Zen Buddhism.
Image 227719   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Cory Trevor
Score:
444
 
 antipatterns: @dangerkeith3000 The worst part about fucking animals is when you see them a year later and they act like they don't even know you.
 PenguinBartender: return flight: #227746
 dangerkeith3000: @Dr Awkward Agreed. Only wild animals.
 Dr Awkward: Moral of the story: don't fuck pets
 tokyopig: dart to the neck!
Image 227718   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Handyman
Score:
538
 
 VoR: ..I'd have to introduce the 24 hour clock
Image 227717   01-19-18   Uploaded by    guccigucci
Score:
445
 
 jazzjunkie: Am I being detained?
 VeeKay: Uh oh, we're in trouble, somethings come along and it's burst our bubble
 Dresdenkeogh: When marandized after prostitution sting, all the pelican had to say was,"Bwaaaaark, It's a living..."
 tokyopig: Well Freddy, looks like there's something even you pelican't get away with. [SUNGLASSES PLUS WON'T GET FOOLED AGAIN]
 barfolomew: Looks like his beak held more than his belly can.
Image 227716   01-19-18   Uploaded by    berlin
Score:
413
 
 antipatterns: Fuck the president and the United $nakes of Amerikkka
 Ulillillia: This discount is YUGE!
 Dr Awkward: 3 hours later, zombie William Howard Taft kicks down the door and orders 42 pepperoni pizzas.
 tokyopig: No but seriously I really do miss Clinton era prosperity and also baggy silvertab jeans. And Star Trek.
 tokyopig: Just find some chubby young intern and Bill will totally get off AMIRIGHT?
 Felicity: Hey, somewhere for Vlad to eat! *(laugh track)*
Image 227715   01-19-18   Uploaded by    HighCactus
Score:
530
 
 Robespierre: Superoverenthusiastic - there must be something foodlike just off camera.
 Science: @tokyopig: Don't go on the away mission hooman - you're going to die!
 Yurishiro: DID YOU SAY PARK
 tokyopig: That's RIGHT boy, it IS time to watch Star Trek!
Image 227714   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Jorp Lulter
Score:
321
 
 Wooden Spoon: @Mr. Shine: keeps you from getting that burning sensation
 VoR: surely engineered is best here. The Nature is what I'm trying to stop.
 Mr. Shine: stay away from the "lava" one.
 Mr. Butt: Quality username/upload.
Image 227713   01-19-18   Uploaded by    bag o bones
Score:
729
 
 El Barto: @Coach Teacher Well, I'm convinced. No human could master the accent THAT well.
 Coach Teacher: @El Barto woof. Woo-oof.
 Coach Teacher: this went sideways.
 brown tony: @Coach Teacher indeed!
 El Barto: @Coach Teacher No decent human being would teach a dog English and then introduce them to the internet. Arabic, Hebrew, Mandarin, Hindi, sure...but not English. And not the internet. So let's just say...I am suspicious of your claim. If you were really a doggo, how did you tear yourself away from looking at the billions of doggo videos on the internets? And is it true that dogs don't feel shame and that it's actually fear?
 VoR: @Coach Teacher Dart to the neck
 Mr. Shine: smooshy doggy!
Image 227712   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Joetato
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