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249470  Yurishiro: Someone hug that dog now

249470  Sandor: Nobody puts puppy in the corner

249448  Volwen: Girtle or Turaffe?

249472  Yurishiro: Big dinosaur detector*

249414  Teechur: I, too, would like a barrel of pig and goat, please.

249473  Ihminen: hmm might as well grab a couple of these and eat them while drinking the juice made from those round orange fruits

249419  Teechur: This looks like the graveyard of chargers my stoodints tried to use in my klasshole. Klasshole is my new word for classroom. The comments become infinitely more amusing.

249468  Ihminen: "this is fine"

249455  Ihminen: damnit i've been using mustard all this time and it has not been as effective as this! thanks ketchup!

249459  Ihminen: I bet he is knitting right as i'm typing this comment and whenever you are reading this said comment

249466  Ihminen: snoozefest 2018

249428  Teechur: Is that a table or chair behind the doggos? I'll bet that thing weighs as much as, like, a tree or somethin'

249377  tib gubb: if i says i fits, then i fits.

249451  Teechur: I just hope he didn't grab anything else before he stretched it that far.

249452  Teechur: @Yurishiro Everybody does

248861  Mr Bleak: @Ronick Hold the tip down for five seconds. If that doesn't work, turn it off and back on again.

249456  Teechur: You lost your ladder.

248871  Mr Bleak: Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh; Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh; Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh; Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh ...

249441  trelyate: "hey, FBI, there's this guy in the Oval Office you should look into..."

249467  Mr. Shine: *waves back*

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249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249205 UltraBeverly: I want in on whatever this is

249218 Telkwa: Cristo Redentor

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!



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Score:
158
 
 Mr Bleak: Look, just because you couldn't find a condom ...
 Prostata: @Felicity Keep your stick on the ice!
 a sedated moose: @Felicity sit down, sit down... I don't know, he likes it when we're all sitting. All rise!
 Mr. Shine: Next Day, at the morgue . . . .
 Yurishiro: I just noticed they are both men but the left one has the penis taped shut.
 turtled: And if my wifes watching, Ill be straight home after the meeting ;-)
 Yurishiro: SEX TAPE
 Aufziehvogel: Describe your sex life with one single picture
 piranharama: Yeah, why not?
 VoR: They nose each other quite well
 wolfpk: If he is not circumsized, he will be when that duct tape is removed!
 DrNinjaman: That's gotta chafe
Image 227689   01-19-18   Uploaded by    The Bees
Score:
681
 
 silver: *(tickle)*
 piranharama: Just waiting for an unwary hand
 Amy Housewine: Dreams of falling.
Image 227688   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Sharkface
Score:
462
 
 funny in the wall: Barack's new jam?
 sunset blues: Keyboardist #3 looks like Andy Kindler
 Peter Pantsless: Well let's just hear them out
Image 227687   01-18-18   Uploaded by    demonius
Score:
396
 
 Ulillillia: @VeeKay Partial credit
 VeeKay: @VeeKay Fail
 VeeKay: Humming 'Zambezi' by the Pirana's
 VeeKay: Humming 'Zambezi' by the Pirana's
 fatman: Free Harry.
 Festis: that sideye
 Peter Pantsless: *"Jaws" theme*
Image 227686   01-18-18   Uploaded by    caitelyn
Score:
970
 
 Mr. Shine: Facit Sejam!
 Yurishiro: *"Ride of the Valkyries" playing*
Image 227685   01-18-18   Uploaded by    meh
Score:
826
 
 Mr Bleak: @jazzjunkie Beat me to it!
 Austin: Win win
 jazzjunkie: Truck question; Nicholas Cage isn't capable of making a variety of facial expressions!
 Amy Housewine: @Felicity The meeting of Cage and Anti-Cage will destroy the universe.
 Zukero: Where can I get this button?
 Emoji: @Amy Housewine Unless your mother pushes the button--then she will never die, and there will be two Nicolas Cages
 Lemonator: Yes. Always be in great health? Yes
 Demon Universe: I pressed it a dozen times: I have 12 Nicks eating breakfast with me right now!
 Yurishiro: YES YES YES
 Amy Housewine: The buffet after your mother's funeral will be amazing.
 White Rice: This would be stupid-fun at parties & the like. Might be a bit awkward on a date or business function, but otherwise itd be pretty fun.
 DrinkMixMan: Sounds like a win-win to me.
 Peter Pantsless: Psh. I've got a standing lunch date with Nic.
 Nope: Will you be granted this great treasure?
Image 227684   01-18-18   Uploaded by    twisty
Score:
291
 
 jochenau: @Yurishiro I've tried to convince my compatriots that these things are both terrible but I haven't been very successful.
 filthylaw: Doritos are good, but once you try Arribas (Old Dutchs equivalent) theres no going back
 Yurishiro: I really don't get this american obsession with these 2 things
 DrNinjaman: Xtremetini!
Image 227683   01-18-18   Uploaded by    shwoarty
Score:
719
 
 El Barto: *inner voice: oh a husky! Does it have full dick and balls? Yes, yes it does.*
Image 227682   01-18-18   Uploaded by    skittles
Score:
296
 
 El Barto: Evidence that your Father-in-Law clearly loves you.
 DrNinjaman: Things are about to get Radical!
 Peter Pantsless: That's one way to spike the punch
Image 227681   01-18-18   Uploaded by    aoaoaoao
Score:
317
 
 RiderFan: Barelegged school girl is someones fetish. Not mine though.
 Ulillillia: @a robot Boy, I say, boy
 Spazstatic: @a robot needs more Foghorn
 Yurishiro: They should pixelate the area between the "fingers"
 apoxia: This is someone's porn.
 Peter Pantsless: Yet again, I'm completely ignorant about female anatomy
 a robot: I LIKE LEGHORN
 White Rice: Something something, do the legs go all the way up? Something something.
Image 227680   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Baby Jesus
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