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262731  a robot: *shakes fist* MILLENNIALS!

262701  Skinr: I'll bet Richard Hammond loves that joke.

262731  Solemn: I'm with toast.

262724  Not A Bot: Wow, having Hamsterdance flashbacks. It's 2001 all over again.

262707  Skinr: In the eyes of a skater, this is what will happen to most buildings after an earthquake.

262713  Skinr: "The smoke detector. AKA, the place to find a spare 9-volt."

262718  Skinr: Is it really any wonder that most people in Japan think Christianity is weird?

262727  Skinr: Pat Metheny's daughter?

262728  Skinr: *doots*

262728  Psymon: Hot blow reed

262728  dobbiesdoogs: blow hard to clear the spit valve

262737  dobbiesdoogs: we need a new truck, and an old truck

262724  Solemn: He's already addicted to the Dew. His life will be that of a working-class insomniac: too hyped to sleep, but too sleep to hype.

262728  Solemn: Excuse me while I polish my trumpet.

262701  Spazstatic: @lecj07 that's just acceleration in the opposite direction.

262711  Spazstatic: I don't need you to tell me how good my coffee is, Jules!

262655  Korrok: Nope.

262724  a robot: Never too early to learn how capitalism is going to rule your life, kid

262727  ChubbyBuddy: her crime? securities fraud

262647  lecj07: Looks like xylaria polymorphia aka "Dead man's fingers". Wikipedia says it is "not generally considered to be edible." Indeed.

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262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262425 Stumpwiz: One of those extremely rare left-handed flutes.

262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262461 Passive: please dont tell anyone how i live



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Score:
158
 
 Mr Bleak: Look, just because you couldn't find a condom ...
 Prostata: @Felicity Keep your stick on the ice!
 a sedated moose: @Felicity sit down, sit down... I don't know, he likes it when we're all sitting. All rise!
 Mr. Shine: Next Day, at the morgue . . . .
 nanananana: I just noticed they are both men but the left one has the penis taped shut.
 turtled: And if my wifes watching, Ill be straight home after the meeting ;-)
 aeroaero: SEX TAPE
 Aufziehvogel: Describe your sex life with one single picture
 piranharama: Yeah, why not?
 VoR: They nose each other quite well
 wolfpk: If he is not circumsized, he will be when that duct tape is removed!
 DrNinjaman: That's gotta chafe
Image 227689   01-19-18   Uploaded by    The Bees
Score:
681
 
 silver: *(tickle)*
 piranharama: Just waiting for an unwary hand
 Amy Housewine: Dreams of falling.
Image 227688   01-19-18   Uploaded by    Sharkface
Score:
462
 
 funny in the wall: Barack's new jam?
 sunset blues: Keyboardist #3 looks like Andy Kindler
 Peter Pantsless: Well let's just hear them out
Image 227687   01-18-18   Uploaded by    demonius
Score:
396
 
 Ulillillia: @VeeKay Partial credit
 VeeKay: @VeeKay Fail
 VeeKay: Humming 'Zambezi' by the Pirana's
 VeeKay: Humming 'Zambezi' by the Pirana's
 fatman: Free Harry.
 Festis: that sideye
 Peter Pantsless: *"Jaws" theme*
Image 227686   01-18-18   Uploaded by    caitelyn
Score:
970
 
 Mr. Shine: Facit Sejam!
 norgu5: *"Ride of the Valkyries" playing*
Image 227685   01-18-18   Uploaded by    meh
Score:
826
 
 Mr Bleak: @jazzjunkie Beat me to it!
 Austin: Win win
 jazzjunkie: Truck question; Nicholas Cage isn't capable of making a variety of facial expressions!
 Amy Housewine: @Felicity The meeting of Cage and Anti-Cage will destroy the universe.
 Zukero: Where can I get this button?
 Emoji: @Amy Housewine Unless your mother pushes the button--then she will never die, and there will be two Nicolas Cages
 Lemonator: Yes. Always be in great health? Yes
 Demon Universe: I pressed it a dozen times: I have 12 Nicks eating breakfast with me right now!
 digabigpig: YES YES YES
 Amy Housewine: The buffet after your mother's funeral will be amazing.
 White Rice: This would be stupid-fun at parties & the like. Might be a bit awkward on a date or business function, but otherwise itd be pretty fun.
 DrinkMixMan: Sounds like a win-win to me.
 Peter Pantsless: Psh. I've got a standing lunch date with Nic.
 Nope: Will you be granted this great treasure?
Image 227684   01-18-18   Uploaded by    twisty
Score:
291
 
 jochenau: @Yurishiro I've tried to convince my compatriots that these things are both terrible but I haven't been very successful.
 filthylaw: Doritos are good, but once you try Arribas (Old Dutchs equivalent) theres no going back
 habbekratz: I really don't get this american obsession with these 2 things
 DrNinjaman: Xtremetini!
Image 227683   01-18-18   Uploaded by    shwoarty
Score:
719
 
 El Barto: *inner voice: oh a husky! Does it have full dick and balls? Yes, yes it does.*
Image 227682   01-18-18   Uploaded by    skittles
Score:
296
 
 El Barto: Evidence that your Father-in-Law clearly loves you.
 DrNinjaman: Things are about to get Radical!
 Peter Pantsless: That's one way to spike the punch
Image 227681   01-18-18   Uploaded by    aoaoaoao
Score:
317
 
 RiderFan: Barelegged school girl is someones fetish. Not mine though.
 Ulillillia: @a robot Boy, I say, boy
 Spazstatic: @a robot needs more Foghorn
 bag o bones: They should pixelate the area between the "fingers"
 apoxia: This is someone's porn.
 Peter Pantsless: Yet again, I'm completely ignorant about female anatomy
 a robot: I LIKE LEGHORN
 White Rice: Something something, do the legs go all the way up? Something something.
Image 227680   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Baby Jesus
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