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249312  brian greene: aeaeoooo

249321  Dresdenkeogh: @grizzly @tib gubb @FabricMan @dangerkeith3000 consider holding and tickling the peel and intermittently slapping yourself with it.

249322  Dresdenkeogh: @dangerkeith3000 No just assholes as a whole. Not to say you're an asshole, I just hate *your* asshole.

249321  FabricMan: Remove the peel with your chompers. Lovingly caress the fruit as you nibble, bit by bit. Maintain eye contact with others at the table the whole time.

249326  Dresdenkeogh: @tib gubb it's nice to be back

249319  Not A Bot: I mean, okay, but it was mens' decision to not let women in the US military previously, and also women are now in combat roles so

249324  FabricMan: Why hasn't it seen it's parents for almost a week?!

249326  tib gubb: now we're in shit-your-pants territory

249189  lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249324  grizzly: @dangerkeith3000 don't cry. Don't raise your eye. It's only infant wasteland.

249324  Teechur: @Knice Decided to wait until after you learned to skate?

249317  barfolomew: @Otterman he might not be able to find an honest man, but it looks like he found a bunch of honest women

249323  tib gubb: ready for a ride on the rainbow

249324  dangerkeith3000: Baby Riley is a cool name I guess, but I would have went for Baba O'Reily.

249324  Knice: Wow, I was at least three weeks old before I could write!

151373  dangerkeith3000: Oh god he's stuck in a fart bubble!

249298  dangerkeith3000: Can't wait for May 29th.

249318  barfolomew: Well you should have specified

249300  dangerkeith3000: Robo-Dog

249320  barfolomew: Don't forget to check under the seat, sometimes one is hiding there.

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249106 Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249148 Amy Housewine: Your halo is broken.

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249218 Telkwa: Cristo Redentor

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249073 addend: "Okay, Google, tell Siri to tell Alexa to tell the copier..."

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!



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Score:
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 Mr. Shine: Facit Sejam!
 Yurishiro: *"Ride of the Valkyries" playing*
Image 227685   01-18-18   Uploaded by    meh
Score:
826
 
 Mr Bleak: @jazzjunkie Beat me to it!
 Austin: Win win
 jazzjunkie: Truck question; Nicholas Cage isn't capable of making a variety of facial expressions!
 Amy Housewine: @Felicity The meeting of Cage and Anti-Cage will destroy the universe.
 Zukero: Where can I get this button?
 Felicity: @Amy Housewine Unless your mother pushes the button--then she will never die, and there will be two Nicolas Cages
 Felicity: Yes. Always be in great health? Yes
 Demon Universe: I pressed it a dozen times: I have 12 Nicks eating breakfast with me right now!
 Yurishiro: YES YES YES
 Amy Housewine: The buffet after your mother's funeral will be amazing.
 White Rice: This would be stupid-fun at parties & the like. Might be a bit awkward on a date or business function, but otherwise itd be pretty fun.
 DrinkMixMan: Sounds like a win-win to me.
 Peter Pantsless: Psh. I've got a standing lunch date with Nic.
 Nope: Will you be granted this great treasure?
Image 227684   01-18-18   Uploaded by    twisty
Score:
291
 
 jochenau: @Yurishiro I've tried to convince my compatriots that these things are both terrible but I haven't been very successful.
 Felicity: Doritos are good, but once you try Arribas (Old Dutchs equivalent) theres no going back
 Yurishiro: I really don't get this american obsession with these 2 things
 DrNinjaman: Xtremetini!
Image 227683   01-18-18   Uploaded by    shwoarty
Score:
719
 
 El Barto: *inner voice: oh a husky! Does it have full dick and balls? Yes, yes it does.*
Image 227682   01-18-18   Uploaded by    skittles
Score:
296
 
 El Barto: Evidence that your Father-in-Law clearly loves you.
 DrNinjaman: Things are about to get Radical!
 Peter Pantsless: That's one way to spike the punch
Image 227681   01-18-18   Uploaded by    aoaoaoao
Score:
317
 
 RiderFan: Barelegged school girl is someones fetish. Not mine though.
 Ulillillia: @a robot Boy, I say, boy
 Spazstatic: @a robot needs more Foghorn
 Yurishiro: They should pixelate the area between the "fingers"
 apoxia: This is someone's porn.
 Peter Pantsless: Yet again, I'm completely ignorant about female anatomy
 a robot: I LIKE LEGHORN
 White Rice: Something something, do the legs go all the way up? Something something.
Image 227680   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Baby Jesus
Score:
152
 
 Mr. Shine: @jochenau I'm NOT talking about euthanasia (or eugenics), and I was referring to Ms. Wetmore as an example of someone who will need regular hospitalization and constant medical care/ surgery. In cases where such an extremely tortured existence is medically predictable (and many life-destroying conditions are) adoption is the unselfish choice.
 jochenau: @Mr. Shine I did Google Juliana Wetmore. It seems that her condition was surprising to both the parents and the doctors, indicating that the parents don't have the condition, so you can't say they shouldn't have tried to have children. So...should she have been immediately euthanized upon discovery? She does require medical intervention for eating and breathing but she's far from a vegetable, can hear and communicate, and generally doesn't seem to feel she's been treated cruelly.
 Mr. Shine: @Science In good conscience, you should adopt and provide a stable home life for an existing kid who needs it. Bringing a child into the world who can't breathe and needs 24-hour medical care (google Juliana Wetmore) is nothing but cruelty.
 Science: @Mr. Shine: Yeah, that's a tough one. But, in this case, the condition is rarely life-threatening, so as long as the parents can provide a stable home life, they should be treated like everyone else and afforded the opportunity. Hell, there are plenty of perfectly healthy people that make their perfectly healthy kid's lives awful.
 Mr. Shine: I respect this guy for doing what he does, trying to raise awareness and helping people born with this serious genetic defect, but God Almighty am i conflicted about the people who knowingly decide to reproduce when they know there is a 50% or higher chance that the child will be born without a face/skeleton.
 Aufziehvogel: Funny gene cocktail
 apoxia: This father and child both have Treacher Collins syndrome which affects the growth of their facial bones.
Image 227679   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Booty Kicker
Score:
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 eurotrash: "Yo, crabcakes ... wot'cha lookin' at?"
 piranharama: Or a seeing-eye crab for the blind!
 piranharama: Imagine that! A swarm of guard crabs instead of dogs!
 Peter Pantsless: They keep getting sideways glances, but it's okay
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: This looks like a man I could be best friends with.
Image 227678   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Colty Brumb
Score:
339
 
 Yurishiro: Careful, that dog is armed and dangerous!
 Ulillillia: They wear them like that.
 Spazstatic: They even did the shadow. Kudos.
Image 227677   01-18-18   Uploaded by    moogerator
Score:
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 Yurishiro: @Ulillillia I am not ashamed to say I had to Google it. I am a bit ashamed to say I still don't know what it is
 Ulillillia: @Yurishiro But the candy contains sodium benzoate.
 Yurishiro: @Yurishiro and that ipod nano is also candy
 Yurishiro: Plot twist, inside the apple there's an ipod nano
 ethanterry: @wolfpk Now thats a heart after my own... naw. We aint doin this. Im sorry.
 DrNinjaman: It always surprises me how much flesh it takes to fill an iPhone box.
 wolfpk: Now that's an asshole after my own heart!!
 apoxia: Now go and get a decent phone.
 Dr Awkward: My favorite! Food inside a box inside other food.
 Ulillillia: ya filthy animal
Image 227676   01-18-18   Uploaded by    DogsRGreat
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