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272527  lecj07: I take a look at my enormous penis/ and my troubles start a-meltin' away

272542  Not A Bot: Just today, I've watched my dog eat cat poop and spiderwebs and lick not one but three mysterious stains on the concrete. Soggy is probably ok

272568  tib gubb: i'd hire him

272551  tib gubb: no time like the present... to partay

272554  tib gubb: first god is dead, now god is fake? make up your mind creepy capitalism mouse

272537  cassette1: facepalm.ninja takes a selfie

272556  Dr. Bathroom: The biker's name is tiny.

272564  Yam: mlem

272564  Shay: A pigoat.

272558  Shay: Fuckin' A!

272471  Shay: Vroom, vroom!

272479  Shay: I hate to say it, but I'm going with Adolf Hitler School For Friendship and Tolerance

272488  Shay: @Mr Bleak Tums.

272379  mwoody: Found the rest. NSFW. kengarex.com/the-beauty-of-female-body-by-david-dubnitskiy-30-photos/

272492  Shay: Who do you think I am? Spider-Man?

272572  NoOneImportant: That is an awesome picture! You took it at the perfect moment. Also awww

272496  Shay: @charlemagne Just found out I'm 15% Welsh, so I'm covered.

272539  Nothing:

272546  Shay: My god, its eyes are turquoise.

272511  Darmstadtium: A job for the rest of your life! That's the joke!

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272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272205 Mr Bleak: Anythings a building if you're ...

272155 White Rice: @Science oh no!

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!



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11. youshall: 1789 points
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Score:
797
 
 Side Boob: Fido just saw Blade Runner 2049
 Annoying Vegan : Is your girlfriend good with dogs?
 burritos: Nex'time, try ropin' 'im.
 DarkTeddy: Got the fucker for ya boss
Image 227626   01-18-18   Uploaded by    adeadcrab
Score:
453
 
 jochenau: "Zolotoy Larets" - "Gold Chest", the internet tells me.
 KickassHellyeah: He's got the MEATS
 Ulillillia: There's cropping, then there's this.
Image 227625   01-18-18   Uploaded by    lionstrong
Score:
418
 
 raditzu: Nope, a velociraptor.
 shipotle: Well, the mis-management and abuse of Australia's "Baby Bonus" got it the nick-name "Plasma TV bonus" a few years back.
 Theimposter: A baby is always a suprise when a passerby hurls one at you, or any number of other odd circumstances. Deep space baby, ect.
 apoxia: @Wooden Spoon What you've noticed there is that the field of fertility and obstetrics in general suffer from a lack of research findings to base their recommendations on. This became apparent to me when I was trying to get pregnant with my first child. You really have to take most things with a teaspoon of salt since a lot of it is opinions and hunches.
 Wooden Spoon: @apoxia: I'm beginning to think telling you you can't get pregnant is part of some modern fertility treatment. I know 2 people who conceived pretty soon after being told they couldn't.
 apoxia: That's pretty judgemental. The prime minister of my country just announced her pregnancy today. She said it had come as 100% a surprise as she had been told she and her partner would need medical intervention to conceive. Perhaps the person who wrote this note hasn't experienced problems with fertility.
 Uncle Phil: Are those packs of microwave popcorn to go with my new TV?
 DrinkMixMan: Can I at least trade?
 DrinkMixMan: Well... no, no, I guess not. :(
 funny in the wall: actually...
 Ulillillia: You only have to deal with a plasma TV for 4-5 years.
 Derp Herpigan: A baby is most definitely a surprise when your wife is 6 months pregnant and you've been gone for 7.
Image 227624   01-18-18   Uploaded by    prius
Score:
803
 
 boozer: @barfolomew Whatever breed it is, it's paws are (in Impact font) ENORMOUS.
 barfolomew: Is that a Vizsla puppy? This may be the only way to get one to stop moving.
Image 227623   01-18-18   Uploaded by    saluted
Score:
245
 
 Mr. Shine: *Climbs in, pulls cheese over like cover, goes happily to sleep*
 piranharama: I hate having to buy the premium content
 Ulillillia: Cheeseburger in paradise
Image 227622   01-18-18   Uploaded by    bad tony
Score:
245
 
 Mr. Shine: And then the rechargeable razor ran out of battery.
Image 227621   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Borm Pumpies
Score:
370
 
 barfolomew: @Scoo buh-BWEE-buh, buh-buh-BWEE-buh
 Yam: hey professor, whats another name for pirate treasure? Well I think its [expletive deleted]
 Scoo: That Fluhhhmmm Monnhhhy
Image 227620   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Mr Mumble
Score:
253
 
 Austin: I don't know, if I found my car like this I would probably laugh so hard. Am I okay?
 Mr. Shine: BOOP
 drtofu: Subarus famous rings of safety around the passenger compartment at work.
 Side Boob: Man that's just shit luck. What god did you piss off?
 Fiveninety: that'll buff out
 barfolomew: Your insurance company declares it totalled, and gives you $20.
 Derp Herpigan: @Robespierre That blows.
 angry: Wind. It can be a bitch.
Image 227619   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Call Of Pooty
Score:
507
 
 charlemagne: fifteen years I have that company and they just decided fire me without a care
 kate shutupton: No I want you to fuck it. Shit, yes, pour the fuckin beer!
 Amiga 1000: "What do you mean, you can drink me under the table? I was BORN under the table, foo'."
Image 227618   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Mark As Read
Score:
313
 
 Mr. Shine: haha i get it.
 addend: (Regrets scrolling down.)
 metallica: Beauty Of Korea
 funny in the wall: well duh
 Shay: Gesundheit
 Ulillillia: same
Image 227617   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Pingu IRL
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