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233107  Teechur: That poor grey duck.

233108  Teechur: My friends and family always look forward to the Arbor Day cards I send out each year.

233109  glenalec: Pictures of my grillfriend!

233067  ping: @jochenau @addend Just a "one of these things is not like the others" moment. They're all called something-hedron apart from the cube. And since Mascot is in assassin/secret agent mode from #232800...

232713  glenalec: @Nope - I was working in a developing country at the time. Just having a retro-fitted sit-on toilet was a rather big deal! My next place there was a brand new dormitory for 12 with plenty of mod-cons, and I had it all to myself!

233067  ping: @zrj235 There are others but they only work in higher dimensional space. In 3D this is all you get.

232322  glenalec: @Mr Bleak - so that's what she looks like! TBH I honestly have no idea who my own country's PM is or looks like just now.

233029  glenalec: Looks handy!

233063  ping: Backstage at a theatre. I don't know which one.

233038  glenalec: Some people call me the Broccoly Cowboy. Some people call me the gangster of peas.

233056  glenalec: Fore SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!

233059  glenalec: There is a tool in mum's nail-file kit for that.

233087  glenalec: @Robespierre - Your Aunt is also apparently content with no freshly trained doctors, engineers, mechanics, etc. to do all the things she will presumably need to have done for the rest of her life :-/

233106  Peter Pantsless: "Hey, let's go." "Can't. Kitty."

233104  glenalec: Not many people know that you call a badly crushed hand a 'hamd'.

233107  bug: AFLAAAACKKK

233085  bug: @Not A Bot Bottom left.

233077  well duh: Well, spiders do tend to like the shower area of the average home.

233098  Coolguy: Not shown: Now Im an engineer at Google, so its all good.

233099  Coolguy: Keep em off my lefts too!

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233004 Robespierre: @Nope This is somehow OK because the NRA has bought and paid for all of the politicians they need; i.e., Marco Rubio alone has received $17.5 million from the NRA over the years

233032 zrj235: @GoGo Robotto i remember the original of that game from like 15 years ago. fuck yes.

233027 bug: Box full of cats unrelated.

233056 glenalec: Fore SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!

233022 zrj235: @copunter but people poop in there

233068 Teechur: @Mr. Shine The dentist examined him and said, "Aaaah. Here's the problem. You have an abscess." "WHAT!? How the heck did that guy know I have an abscess?" The dentist replied, "The monk in the Himalayans" I get a lot of business from that wise man. You see, 'Abscess makes the fart go Honda.'"

232910 zrj235: @Peter Pantsless seconded. didn't need to feel worse than i already did. this isn't 4chan even tho i might shitpost while drunk. there are limits.

232934 kornisjon: This is rather aggressive. I hope that she will find someone who is interested.

233067 ping: @jochenau @addend Just a "one of these things is not like the others" moment. They're all called something-hedron apart from the cube. And since Mascot is in assassin/secret agent mode from #232800...

233055 Coolguy: @a robot ah, good looking out. I figured the random ass modern baby name thing. But would have never imagined the names were from an old Japanese baseball game. Oh Japan, what will I do with you.



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Score:
797
 
 Side Boob: Fido just saw Blade Runner 2049
 Annoying Vegan : Is your girlfriend good with dogs?
 Robespierre: Nex'time, try ropin' 'im.
 DarkTeddy: Got the fucker for ya boss
Image 227626   01-18-18   Uploaded by    adeadcrab
Score:
453
 
 jochenau: "Zolotoy Larets" - "Gold Chest", the internet tells me.
 Robespierre: He's got the MEATS
 Ulillillia: There's cropping, then there's this.
Image 227625   01-18-18   Uploaded by    lionstrong
Score:
418
 
 raditzu: Nope, a velociraptor.
 glenalec: Well, the mis-management and abuse of Australia's "Baby Bonus" got it the nick-name "Plasma TV bonus" a few years back.
 Theimposter: A baby is always a suprise when a passerby hurls one at you, or any number of other odd circumstances. Deep space baby, ect.
 apoxia: @Wooden Spoon What you've noticed there is that the field of fertility and obstetrics in general suffer from a lack of research findings to base their recommendations on. This became apparent to me when I was trying to get pregnant with my first child. You really have to take most things with a teaspoon of salt since a lot of it is opinions and hunches.
 Wooden Spoon: @apoxia: I'm beginning to think telling you you can't get pregnant is part of some modern fertility treatment. I know 2 people who conceived pretty soon after being told they couldn't.
 apoxia: That's pretty judgemental. The prime minister of my country just announced her pregnancy today. She said it had come as 100% a surprise as she had been told she and her partner would need medical intervention to conceive. Perhaps the person who wrote this note hasn't experienced problems with fertility.
 Uncle Phil: Are those packs of microwave popcorn to go with my new TV?
 DrinkMixMan: Can I at least trade?
 DrinkMixMan: Well... no, no, I guess not. :(
 funny in the wall: actually...
 Ulillillia: You only have to deal with a plasma TV for 4-5 years.
 Derp Herpigan: A baby is most definitely a surprise when your wife is 6 months pregnant and you've been gone for 7.
Image 227624   01-18-18   Uploaded by    prius
Score:
780
 
 Robespierre: @barfolomew Whatever breed it is, it's paws are (in Impact font) ENORMOUS.
 barfolomew: Is that a Vizsla puppy? This may be the only way to get one to stop moving.
Image 227623   01-18-18   Uploaded by    saluted
Score:
245
 
 Mr. Shine: *Climbs in, pulls cheese over like cover, goes happily to sleep*
 piranharama: I hate having to buy the premium content
 Ulillillia: Cheeseburger in paradise
Image 227622   01-18-18   Uploaded by    bad tony
Score:
245
 
 Mr. Shine: And then the rechargeable razor ran out of battery.
Image 227621   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Borm Pumpies
Score:
370
 
 barfolomew: @Scoo buh-BWEE-buh, buh-buh-BWEE-buh
 Yam: hey professor, whats another name for pirate treasure? Well I think its [expletive deleted]
 Scoo: That Fluhhhmmm Monnhhhy
Image 227620   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Mr Mumble
Score:
253
 
 Austin: I don't know, if I found my car like this I would probably laugh so hard. Am I okay?
 Mr. Shine: BOOP
 drtofu: Subarus famous rings of safety around the passenger compartment at work.
 Side Boob: Man that's just shit luck. What god did you piss off?
 Fiveninety: that'll buff out
 barfolomew: Your insurance company declares it totalled, and gives you $20.
 Derp Herpigan: @Robespierre That blows.
 Robespierre: Wind. It can be a bitch.
Image 227619   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Call Of Pooty
Score:
484
 
 charlemagne: fifteen years I have that company and they just decided fire me without a care
 Felicity: No I want you to fuck it. Shit, yes, pour the fuckin beer!
 Robespierre: "What do you mean, you can drink me under the table? I was BORN under the table, foo'."
Image 227618   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Mark As Read
Score:
313
 
 Mr. Shine: haha i get it.
 addend: (Regrets scrolling down.)
 Robespierre: Beauty Of Korea
 funny in the wall: well duh
 Shay: Gesundheit
 Ulillillia: same
Image 227617   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Pingu IRL
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