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249319  Greifer: did she have shrex?!

249329  Prostata: booped

249326  Whatever: In memory of all those who lost their lives eating at Jack in the Box

249328  Whatever: The Howling reboot looks pretty low tech ...

249328  tib gubb: please excuse me while i laugh hysterically

249321  tib gubb: @Dresdenkeogh or saying things like "ooh this is really fun" between bites

249329  Yam: Dude... man

249312  funny in the wall: Not to nitpick, actually, yes, to nitpick thats a Ukrainian plate @dangerkeith3000

249326  Teechur: *Pop Goes the Weasel* intensifies...

249312  brian greene: aeaeoooo

249321  Dresdenkeogh: @grizzly @tib gubb @FabricMan @dangerkeith3000 consider holding and tickling the peel and intermittently slapping yourself with it.

249322  Dresdenkeogh: @dangerkeith3000 No just assholes as a whole. Not to say you're an asshole, I just hate *your* asshole.

249321  FabricMan: Remove the peel with your chompers. Lovingly caress the fruit as you nibble, bit by bit. Maintain eye contact with others at the table the whole time.

249326  Dresdenkeogh: @tib gubb it's nice to be back

249319  Not A Bot: I mean, okay, but it was mens' decision to not let women in the US military previously, and also women are now in combat roles so

249324  FabricMan: Why hasn't it seen it's parents for almost a week?!

249326  tib gubb: now we're in shit-your-pants territory

249189  lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249324  grizzly: @dangerkeith3000 don't cry. Don't raise your eye. It's only infant wasteland.

249324  Teechur: @Knice Decided to wait until after you learned to skate?

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9. Dr Awkward
10. ignatz



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249148 Amy Housewine: Your halo is broken.

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249106 Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro

249073 addend: "Okay, Google, tell Siri to tell Alexa to tell the copier..."

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!



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 6. Not A Bot: 2936 points
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 9. tina: 2461 points
10. ChubbyBuddy: 2393 points
11. wordjones: 1999 points
12. dangerkeith3000: 1972 points
13. PlzPlzMe: 1820 points
14. Bad Dad: 1622 points
15. younglink: 1614 points
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Score:
518
 
 Mr Bleak: GranOLaLa
 Science: Slutty-O's!
 Science: Chock Full-O-Tits
 Science: Chix
 Science: Pimp Smacks
 Science: Cocoa Puffies
 Science: Special K-etamine
 Science: Apple Jack-Offs
 Sadbot: @Wooden Spoon I aim for verisimilitude
 Sadbot: @Wooden Spoon I aim for verisimilitude
 Wooden Spoon: @Sadbot: comment goes well with your user name
 addend: Apple Jacks Off.
 Spazstatic: @DrinkMixMan :D I thought harder about that one than I should probably admit
 fanny: Cheerio-o-OHs
 sparename: Horny Nut Clusterfucks
 DrinkMixMan: Count Cockula
 DrinkMixMan: Boob Berry
 DrinkMixMan: Cream of Skeet
 DrinkMixMan: @Spazstatic nice
 barfolomew: Apple nut crunch
 Spazstatic: Trixxx
 Sadbot: Fourth-shot-of-whiskey-because-your-life-isn't turning-out-like-you-wanted-and-also-you're-turning-into-your-dad-o's. With Marshmallow Shapes!
 Ulillillia: Doing Your Taxes Flakes
 RiderFan: Honey Bunches of Goatse.
 Mr. Butt: Bust-A-Nut Cheerios
 Yam: Wheatabitch
 Dan Tagonistic: Smack, Crack-le and Pot
 Yurishiro: Scrote meal
 Dr Awkward: Rape Nuts
 Ihminen: fucky charms
Image 227612   01-18-18   Uploaded by    morrissey
Image 227611 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by sunset blues. Your image was bad, sunset blues.
Score:
113
 
 glenalec: Adult serials.
 trelyate: ah, something to watch while I enjoy my adult cereal
 barfolomew: Wow, they have all four kinds of porn?
 Felicity: Orange is the new black
 Ulillillia: The Adult purple DVDs are in the back.
 Minnesotan: separate but equal
Image 227610   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Albo Grungus
Score:
648
 
 Nothing: Hell yeah, Goofus and Gallant rules
 moogerator: swiggity swooty
 antipatterns: This is why I'm trying to inject a poison into the internet
 Sadbot: @Robespierre it's poking fun at manchildren, but it's kinda cringey because these people actually exist
 Bad Dad: @Sadbot Don't know what the "chicken tendies poem" is, but I'm pretty sure that it's a good thing I wasn't able to listen to this at work.
 bad tony: @a robot Accurate.
 Sadbot: @Dr Awkward Chicken tenders, it's a...thing in these circles youtube.com/…
 Dr Awkward: @Sadbot What are "tendies?" I'm not sure that's something I want to google at work?
 ThoughtlessGentleman: everyones an asshole in their own special way.
 Shay: The blonde guy is actually a pedophile and has child porn on his hard drive. No one keeps a stupid looking grin like that all the time.
 Ihminen: @a robot sounds good
 a robot: Last time this was posted I think my feelings were something along the line of "you don't have to donate blood or give money to the homeless or do literally anything other than go to work and then walk your dog and go home and go to bed, and as long as you're not an aggressively awful asshole fucktard, you'll be fine." Opinion still stands.
 Yam: There was a guy that used to take the same bus as my girlfriend who would try and ask her out on dates and try and convince her I was shitty? We mostly just laughed at him.
 Sadbot: This seems out of date, change the Doritos to "tendies" and the /b/ con to any alt-right/white supremacist meetup.
Image 227609   01-18-18   Uploaded by    professional
Score:
567
 
 Defiance: American St. Bernard looks well-equipped for practically every American emergency.
 Kirtov: No one else has dared to order. Will you?
 Dr Awkward: Oh man, I should have stayed a barista.
Image 227608   01-18-18   Uploaded by    logan
Score:
361
 
 Mern Trulbo: "Watch me pour some coffee outta my cup! Nothin' up my sleeve..."
 fanny: "With enough practice, maybe someday i'll be good enough to be a Domino's Dog"
 charlemagne: will you please use a coaster
Image 227607   01-18-18   Uploaded by    ethernet
Score:
419
 
 McMuff: @Ulillillia Sure, Hannity; whatever the fuck you say, you fuckin' fuck.
 Ulillillia: @fanny "THIS JUST IN: THE PRESIDENT IS STILL AWESOME"
 Sadbot: you monster
 fanny: you seriously get Fox News alerts?
 Aufziehvogel: In my rifle missing seven bullets. Coincidence?
 lizzz: Only seven? Why is this even news?
Image 227606   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Sparkplug
Score:
875
 
 charlemagne: your memories are mine, all mine
 Yurishiro: There can be only one
 a robot: *CHOMP*
 bobby: A part of doge's good borkfast...
 Shay: It's a dog eat dog...well, yea.
Image 227605   01-18-18   Uploaded by    whipwing
Score:
324
 
 Mr Bleak: Still waiting for IE6 to load a page...
 addend: Yeah, I got the Web on my PC.
 Yurishiro: Jeez, use a kleenex
 Teechur: Dialup AOL was sloooooow
Image 227604   01-18-18   Uploaded by    KnifeySpooney
Score:
198
 
 Mr. Shine: *push*
 ethernet: This can only end in tears.
 Yurishiro: Human females
Image 227603   01-18-18   Uploaded by    twenty4
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