Aggro-Gator is a socially-progressive site. We do not accept comments or images which are racist, sexist, or politically hostile. We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize. Read our mission statement if you're new here!

By using Aggro-Gator, you certify that (1) you are not a citizen of a state within the European Union, and (2) that you have read and agree with our Privacy Policy.

The Aggro-Gator Privacy Policy was last updated 5/24/2018.



272705  Littlecraftywolf: fuck you i was a member and there were thousands at least

272721  Nope: Man Jeff Foxworthy let himself go

272674  Mustyrats: Really? another screen shot?

272724  professional: $500?

272632  KingTrebek: [assistant to the regional]

272713  Dr. Bathroom: I ffffart in your general direction.

272707  Not A Bot: 'murica, 2086

272663  SuedeOxford: What are these, allergies for ants?

272645  skittles: perfect @The Man...

272676  Scoo: I should have gotten off at Crackton

272711  Shay: Other dog is thinking "Damn, he's majestic AF"

272699  Butcherboy: I thought it was the night the lights went out in Georgia @charlemagne

272641  Sadpygmy: Smash the patriarchy

272709  UltraBeverly: Ah, the ol combine in a cotton field image again I see.

272701  Peter Pantsless: I FUCKING LOVE NOODLES

272708  Peter Pantsless: Twist: it's an ad for a heavy metal festival they're putting on

272684  Annoying Vegan : It is super pretty kitty day on the Spaceship

272680  Apple IIe: If it makes you happy and doesn't affect me in any way go for it, you damn weirdo.

272694  Annoying Vegan : @Korrok Once upon a time, there were wolves...

272699  charlemagne: that day I'll always remember, yes I will, cause that was the day that daddy died

Search comments:



These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. tib gubb
2. dangerkeith3000
3. Mr Bleak
4. Not A Bot
5. Dr Awkward
6. Teechur
7. Shay
8. Air Biscuit
9. lecj07
10. Side Boob



The top ten most commented-on images today:

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272448 Eleftheros: As voiced by Ron Perlman

272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass

272554 Kaviri: It's your old pal. Ricky Rat!

272475 Uncle Phil: I guess a steak is a salad too. Cows are made of plants.

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.



The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272363 (1052 points)
grizzly uploaded 272448 (1013 points)
waynelord uploaded 272315 (904 points)
grizzly uploaded 272443 (886 points)
Side Boob uploaded 272360 (849 points)
grimes uploaded 272379 (848 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272351 (845 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272438 (801 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 272407 (800 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 272366 (798 points)
bubbles uploaded 272386 (794 points)
twitter uploaded 272261 (793 points)
SS Keith uploaded 272458 (791 points)
SomeCanadian uploaded 272521 (772 points)
Jack Daniels uploaded 272244 (759 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. ChubbyBuddy: 9496 points
 2. Mexico: 5016 points
 3. Annoying Vegan : 4188 points
 4. Side Boob: 2818 points
 5. grizzly: 2736 points
 6. dangerkeith3000: 2630 points
 7. E. HONDA: 2296 points
 8. grimes: 1870 points
 9. youshall: 1815 points
10. Surprising: 1715 points
11. westerner: 1714 points
12. NoOneImportant: 1706 points
13. kshoxx: 1682 points
14. 99.9 Percent: 1601 points
15. Snow Plow: 1583 points
Only 79 out of 4800+ users have pledged $1 or more to Aggro-Gator. We need your tiny donation to cover our costs.

The site is being funded out of our own pockets, and we're one of the only sites explicitly dedicated to anti-racist, anti-sexist, safe-for-work content. Here's how you can help us stay open.


These features are only available for users ranked purple.

View all comments of the past 24 hours

Edit your own comments

Top 50 images of all time

(NEW!) 1000+ point images of the past 7 days

Purple users can also display more information on user profile pages, and flag problem users for disagreeable comments/images.



Users ranked blue or green have a customized page showing their uploads, as well as other images they have marked as favorites.You aren't logged in. You can get your own user page by logging in!

Here's a random example of a user page: Nope.aggro-gator.com

Today's weirdo item:

Updates once an hour.

Current queue length: 871
Registered users online in past hour: 2263

Average image score (last 24 hours): 307

Total number of comments: 1409957
Total number of images: 272692



To link to another image in a comment, type # before the image name, like this: #36995

To notify another user that you've responded to them, type @ before their name, like this: @Freddie Mercury

Uploads are queued. Your image(s) will not be posted immediately, but will usually show up in the feed within 12 hours (max 24h.)



The higher your ranking, the more features you can access. Purple-ranked users are able to moderate comments and images.

Avoid being flagged as a racist, creep, or whiner. If other users flag you as one or more of these, your ranking will suffer.

Reposts are part of life. If you visit often you may see the same image twice. No one needs to be notified that you've seen something already.

Moonmoon's FAQ: #1

Moonmoon's FAQ: #2

RANKINGS:

Best Worst

Improve your ranking by receiving (+) on your comment, uploading new images, and inviting new users. The XP needed for each rank goes up daily, so keep up, or you'll fall behind!

The elusive purple rank is available to the most prodigious commenters and uploaders. If you lack the time or effort to comment and upload, you can become purple by supporting our fund-raiser.

XP algorithm last updated 1/23/17 -- Moonmoon

XP needed for blue ranking: 140166
XP needed for green ranking: 38306
XP needed for yellow ranking: 0

You need to register an account and log in to see your rank.


Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.



 



 

 



 
Score:
648
 
 Nothing: Hell yeah, Goofus and Gallant rules
 moogerator: swiggity swooty
 tomatosaws: This is why I'm trying to inject a poison into the internet
 Sadbot: @Robespierre it's poking fun at manchildren, but it's kinda cringey because these people actually exist
 Bad Dad: @Sadbot Don't know what the "chicken tendies poem" is, but I'm pretty sure that it's a good thing I wasn't able to listen to this at work.
 bad tony: @a robot Accurate.
 Sadbot: @Dr Awkward Chicken tenders, it's a...thing in these circles youtube.com/…
 Dr Awkward: @Sadbot What are "tendies?" I'm not sure that's something I want to google at work?
 ThoughtlessGentleman: everyones an asshole in their own special way.
 Shay: The blonde guy is actually a pedophile and has child porn on his hard drive. No one keeps a stupid looking grin like that all the time.
 Ihminen: @a robot sounds good
 a robot: Last time this was posted I think my feelings were something along the line of "you don't have to donate blood or give money to the homeless or do literally anything other than go to work and then walk your dog and go home and go to bed, and as long as you're not an aggressively awful asshole fucktard, you'll be fine." Opinion still stands.
 Yam: There was a guy that used to take the same bus as my girlfriend who would try and ask her out on dates and try and convince her I was shitty? We mostly just laughed at him.
 Sadbot: This seems out of date, change the Doritos to "tendies" and the /b/ con to any alt-right/white supremacist meetup.
Image 227609   01-18-18   Uploaded by    professional
Score:
567
 
 Defiance: American St. Bernard looks well-equipped for practically every American emergency.
 Kirtov: No one else has dared to order. Will you?
 Dr Awkward: Oh man, I should have stayed a barista.
Image 227608   01-18-18   Uploaded by    logan
Score:
361
 
 Mern Trulbo: "Watch me pour some coffee outta my cup! Nothin' up my sleeve..."
 fanny: "With enough practice, maybe someday i'll be good enough to be a Domino's Dog"
 charlemagne: will you please use a coaster
Image 227607   01-18-18   Uploaded by    ethernet
Score:
419
 
 McMuff: @Ulillillia Sure, Hannity; whatever the fuck you say, you fuckin' fuck.
 Ulillillia: @fanny "THIS JUST IN: THE PRESIDENT IS STILL AWESOME"
 Sadbot: you monster
 fanny: you seriously get Fox News alerts?
 Aufziehvogel: In my rifle missing seven bullets. Coincidence?
 lizzz: Only seven? Why is this even news?
Image 227606   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Sparkplug
Score:
875
 
 charlemagne: your memories are mine, all mine
 poetrysucks: There can be only one
 a robot: *CHOMP*
 bobby: A part of doge's good borkfast...
 Shay: It's a dog eat dog...well, yea.
Image 227605   01-18-18   Uploaded by    whipwing
Score:
324
 
 Mr Bleak: Still waiting for IE6 to load a page...
 addend: Yeah, I got the Web on my PC.
 berlin: Jeez, use a kleenex
 Teechur: Dialup AOL was sloooooow
Image 227604   01-18-18   Uploaded by    KnifeySpooney
Score:
198
 
 Mr. Shine: *push*
 ethernet: This can only end in tears.
 totaljihad: Human females
Image 227603   01-18-18   Uploaded by    twenty4
Score:
446
 
 Ihminen: stop shrinking capybaras
 Prostata: peeeeegz!
 sparename: There's over 20 quid there
 Himesama: My harvest is coming along nicely.
 Ulillillia: Pig pen
Image 227602   01-18-18   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
Score:
499
 
 alborland: @Derp Herpigan Contagious?
 Derp Herpigan: WARNING: Wrinkles.
 Ulillillia: WARNING: Baby.
Image 227601   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Amiga 1000
Score:
639
 
 Seven Eight Nine: WARNING: Floofy.
 sad face: @fanny having a horse girlfriend actually has many benefits
 fanny: @Himesama lol me too, but for some reason my ankle hair is longer so i look like a clydesdale (shit maybe I am a horse after all? now i'm thinkin' bout those gems)
 Himesama: It's winter my legs look like that too.
 Ulillillia: Very fuzzy. And the cat is, too.
Image 227600   01-18-18   Uploaded by    seahawks
Page 1 ... 4506 4507 4508 4509 4510 4511 4512 ... 27269 pages total

<< Prev Page   Next Page >>







Comments left on Aggro-Gator are written by guests. We take no responsibility for the content of comments, images, or other user-created content. To report an inappropriate image or comment, email info@aggro-gator.com.


Aggro-Gator is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to amazon.com.

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.