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262731  a robot: *shakes fist* MILLENNIALS!

262701  Skinr: I'll bet Richard Hammond loves that joke.

262731  Solemn: I'm with toast.

262724  Not A Bot: Wow, having Hamsterdance flashbacks. It's 2001 all over again.

262707  Skinr: In the eyes of a skater, this is what will happen to most buildings after an earthquake.

262713  Skinr: "The smoke detector. AKA, the place to find a spare 9-volt."

262718  Skinr: Is it really any wonder that most people in Japan think Christianity is weird?

262727  Skinr: Pat Metheny's daughter?

262728  Skinr: *doots*

262728  Psymon: Hot blow reed

262728  dobbiesdoogs: blow hard to clear the spit valve

262737  dobbiesdoogs: we need a new truck, and an old truck

262724  Solemn: He's already addicted to the Dew. His life will be that of a working-class insomniac: too hyped to sleep, but too sleep to hype.

262728  Solemn: Excuse me while I polish my trumpet.

262701  Spazstatic: @lecj07 that's just acceleration in the opposite direction.

262711  Spazstatic: I don't need you to tell me how good my coffee is, Jules!

262655  Korrok: Nope.

262724  a robot: Never too early to learn how capitalism is going to rule your life, kid

262727  ChubbyBuddy: her crime? securities fraud

262647  lecj07: Looks like xylaria polymorphia aka "Dead man's fingers". Wikipedia says it is "not generally considered to be edible." Indeed.

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262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262425 Stumpwiz: One of those extremely rare left-handed flutes.

262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262461 Passive: please dont tell anyone how i live

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11. Prombom: 1480 points
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14. dangerkeith3000: 1398 points
15. Pizza: 1387 points
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 virtualman: SMOL CHERKENZ
 Shay: Look guize, I build my own murder farm!
 carlin: The cat is saying: Aw! Small fuzzy things are cute! Have you ever noticed that?
 raditzu: Food almost ready!
 Ulillillia: Fresh!
 Mr Bleak: This is not going to end well for somebody.
 beckybecky: Can I haz?
Image 227572   01-18-18   Uploaded by    myrealname
 Mr. Butt: Is that cheese for me? / Oh, I guess not.
 Dr Awkward: Before and after I firmly asked my dog "WHAT DID YOU DO?"
 Vorm Gongo: Confidence vs. Guilt.
Image 227571   01-18-18   Uploaded by    gutwheat
 TurkeyVulture: He looks just like my little one when he was little. Now he's 70 pounds and doing that.
 Science: Get used to it. He's going to be 70 lbs and doing that in six months
 Ulillillia: I can't feel my face when I'm with you
Image 227570   01-18-18   Uploaded by    whaleshark
 Mr Bleak: @namaste "it"
 namaste: @Mr Bleak say it again
 Mr Bleak: Can we have you greedy bastards moving away from the buffet and towards the rear of the airship, please?
 grizzly: Boop
Image 227569   01-18-18   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
 mwoody: These things come in Vampire?
 Dank Means: Joey Winter, checkin' it all out.
Image 227568   01-18-18   Uploaded by    eurotrash
 jazzjunkie: At least it's not Tide Pods
 hapi papi: Pour some Coke to stop the fire!
 RiderFan: Next on fox news: "NEW FAD HAS TEENS IN THE HOSPITAL! All the fault of liberals!"
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: The children are the future
 barfolomew: @Dr Awkward doo, doo doo doo doo, doo-ah
 Dr Awkward: "The Freshmaker!"
Image 227567   01-18-18   Uploaded by    shark
 Skaalar: Nothing quite like being born into debt.
 tib gubb: I TOTALLY DID
 fanny: that goodness my parents started a parking fund for me before i was born!
 Warrax: I exist, therefore I must have paid the fee already and I now owe you nothing.
Image 227566   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Religion X
 Skaalar: .... Not act like the neighborhood spastic?
 Spazstatic: I think you pay for it and (hopefully) enjoy a (hopefully) tasty beverage. That is a beverage, right?
 tea: Nope. What?
 jochenau: Take off every zig?
 Dr Awkward: Nope. I am proud to say I have no fucking clue what to do.
Image 227565   01-18-18   Uploaded by    NanananananananaCATMAN
 Entertainmentalist: @Side Boob That's just natural escalation in response to the paramilitarization of the citizenry.
 kazzy94: ACAB
 FireBreathingMarmot: haha you lovable rascals! how many poor people has your gang murdered or imprisoned this month?
 Uncle Phil: Thank you for reading my doormat and respecting my constitutional rights.
 Sadbot: Real professional there, soldier cosplayers
 Ulillillia: @Robespierre Tastes so good make a grown man cry
 Minnesotan: To be fair, yeah, that is how that works.
 Side Boob: The militarization of our police is nothing to worry about, citizen. Now pick up that can!
 artfulcodger: Come Back With Cherry Pie
 barfolomew: #227542
Image 227564   01-18-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
 Dr Awkward: @fanny Thanks. He eventually passed the stuff, but he had diarrhea during a road trip to Colorado, which wasn't a ton of fun. I hope he gets over this phase soon too!
 fanny: @Dr Awkward aw poor pupper :( I hope he's ok (and grows out of that phase soon!)
 karmakat: I was trying to knit a sweater for you mommy...I swear.
 Dr Awkward: @fanny My border collie puppy is in the "I lick and eat every-fucking-thing" phase and he had enteritis from eating stuffing from his dog bed in his kennel. He even chewed through one that was supposed to be chew-proof.
 fanny: string and yarn is super dangerous for pets! they can eat it and it cuts off their intestines :(
 Warrax: Really nice knit work. Looks EXACTLY like a mess a puppy would make. Uncanny.
 barfolomew: Also, I think that's a Brittany Spaniel. I had one growing up, I loved her.
 barfolomew: Puppies, man. It's a good thing they're adorable.
Image 227563   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Admiral Alan
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