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273191  Entertainmentalist: If a woman parks in this spot, is it okay to ask her if she's pregnant?

273170  Not A Bot: If he really loved her he would have nutted on it.

273196  Littlecraftywolf: better wake mom #273195

273196  KingTrebek: not worth waking mom for

273195  Littlecraftywolf: @Littlecraftywolf ah and here it is #273196

272795  Littlecraftywolf: @trelyate shut up baby i know it

273186  Remp Wulgus: OOOh. The legendary ass burrito.

273187  Littlecraftywolf: wtf is even going on and why does the owl and robot have fingers but none of the humans do?

273195  Littlecraftywolf: optional route: the second coming of jesus then wake her

272892  Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273193  Littlecraftywolf: this guy was up way too late. 8 hours of sleep!

273185  Littlecraftywolf: whats the number? i'd think i'd like to meet this "daisy".

273169  Mad Collager: Sniff, sniff, hey, could somebody order a couple of pizzas?

273168  GTA VII: The fun way to have fun.

273149  KingTrebek: @VoR sounds like a real badass

273062  Greifer: it skips a generation

273070  Greifer: @Greek Fire delendam esse... you greeks,

273174  hajjpodge: @Christina From murder, to more murder.

273079  Greifer: the beauty of north korea?

273180  Greek Fire: JJJ accusing Spider-Man of eating New York's pigeons was a highlight of the new game.

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272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272918 Mad Collager: @Sadbot I don't know where you live, but I, too, would like to help with a chance to meet your goats. I can't travel more than an hour from suburban Washington, DC though - kid responsibilities.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...

273043 UltraBeverly: I don't think it would be much of a leap to think his daughter was also his girlfriend.

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.



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Score:
898
 
 jazzjunkie: [doots microscopically]
 Skaalar: @dangerkeith3000 I havent been afraid of dangling my legs over the edge of the bed in 16 years. Thank you for the cringe that made me pulll them back under the covers.
 Jaunty Shrimp: So ugly, so unaware of it's ugliness. Endearing.
 dangerkeith3000: Imagine one of these 6 feet long.
 Side Boob: If you pinch it's nipples you can jump across the galaxy
 WTF: Organic life is really gross if you think about it.
 eykei: Water bear, on the move.
 barfolomew: I'd love to give you a perfect grade, but I'm afraid you've been tardy.
Image 227562   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
438
 
 romangreek: Wheeeeee!
 sirgallium: Cap'n she's going over
 WTF: "I regret nothing!"
 Rachelina: Equipped with SATO - Sluice-Assisted Take-Off
 Dr Awkward: Duck!
Image 227561   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Murm Gungus
Score:
1117
 
 Mumbo Dingus: This is more than mildly disturbing.
 Skaalar: I still want cats eyes. I wont be satisfied with living in the now till I get what I want.
 Entertainmentalist: This is such a satisfying image, even if a tiny bit unsettling.
 steve: Looking at this is like putting out a fire - WITH GASOLINE!
 funny in the wall: dude, what's with the eyeliner?
Image 227560   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
951
 
 Mr. Butt: Goats gonna goat.
 moogerator: blep
Image 227559   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
585
 
 XLY: She's got guts
 funny in the wall: @Dr Awkward also, it's clearly slavic. slavs are not always considered white even now so this is all kinds of fun
 Dr Awkward: Podolnick is an anagram for "Lick D Poon", as well as "Lop no Dick"
 Not A Bot: "So, yeah, you're 18! That's really old for a cat!" he expained, cutting her a slice of cake. "But we've been here for you the whole time and, honestly, it's time you start contributing to the bills. You're not a 10-year old cat anymore."
Image 227558   01-18-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
298
 
 El hefe: Ancient 2 factor authentication
 AlexDeLarge: Unfortunate typo.
Image 227557   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Horp Lello
Score:
1053
 
 Warrax: d'awww
Image 227556   01-18-18   Uploaded by    veryblue
Score:
1030
 
 NashtasticVoyage: I'm fawning over him.
 Ulillillia: d'awww
 Warrax: Now hold it over your cat for protection from the rain.
 funny in the wall: oh deer...
 Warren G Hardon: A boy named Belal from Bangladesh nearly drowns to save a baby deer from drowning. Faith in humanity++
Image 227555   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
407
 
 jazzjunkie: I approve of this musical selection.
 Skaalar: It must be very nice in the tiny box that separates you from the rest of the experiences in the world.
 Chest Rockwell: Better than being at a shopping mall.
 alex: Than doing what?
 Dr Awkward: I'm pretty sure this guy is Rob Thomas.
 Zukero: I don't.
 badger: Highly specific, if true.
Image 227554   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Never AFK
Score:
381
 
 Science: @VeeKay: He's not 6'3" (at least any more.) If you look at photos with him next to Obama, he's closer to 6'1" (probably due to shrinking with age, though he still claims 6'3" for "power" purposes.) I'd buy 230 at that height (due to personal experience.)
 weed poop: @Science Loving all the comparison pictures on the web of guys who are 6'3" and 230 or so pounds compaired to the Fatass in chief. Something does not add up.
 Spazstatic: Ah, crap, I drew a digital clock.
 jackthesmack: Version 7.1 is the original version?! Also, holy shit, I was able to do the visuospatial part. That never happens!
 Science: @VeeKay: Being an idiot doesn't mean you have Alzheimer's. That's how he passed.
 Aufziehvogel: @grizzly : Mr. Trump, is that you?
 grizzly: I failed.
 i peed a lil: TRUMP PASSED THIS! He is clearly a Stable Genius, and passing this PROVES it!
 Mr. Butt: [1] Cat from shithole country. [2] Pointy dog from shithole country. [3] Pony for terrorists.
 Uncle Phil: Sex: Yes Please.
 Dorb: No way did that idiot get a perfect score, no way. Love to know how much the bribe was though.
 Aufziehvogel: "Why didn't you draw a clock?" - "It's not tennpast eleven yet."
Image 227553   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Aufziehvogel
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