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249437  jochenau: Starbucks is branching out into the septic tank pumping business, I see.

249442  Musician: Looks like Doc Brown is having girlfriend problems.

249441  jochenau: Dear J. Edgar Hoover: @kimjongun infects our minds with insidious propaganda, while this endless stream of crappy classics evinces a plot to sabotage our beloved Spaceship. Tighten your corset, put on your best garters, and come to our rescue right away! Sincerely, A Concerned Citizen

249385  dangerkeith3000: rad

249391  dangerkeith3000: HA! He has a wet peter.

249392  dangerkeith3000: okay enough with the tide pod jokes

249400  dangerkeith3000: This is unbearable.

249405  dangerkeith3000: I would have never thought she was talking about boobs until the comments. I was just wondering how she was proud of her grades getting worse.

249374  raditzu: It's camouflage level is over 9000

249396  raditzu: Quato has to work for his living too

249431  dangerkeith3000: OKAY ENOUGH, DAD!

249437  WannaBee: Subliminal message.

249421  Dr. Bathroom: @Astanapan I was thinking exactly the same thing.

249437  dangerkeith3000: it's just dirt + water

249438  raditzu: Your duck looks sick.

249310  piranharama: Beauty of Korea?

249445  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

249429  jochenau: @Knice I'm wondering what happens if an EU person uses the site now. Do the EU Privacy Police storm their house?

249430  jochenau: The Deposition, by Raphael

249422  PenguinBartender: @Air Biscuit *slow clapping gradually escalating into standing applause*

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249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

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249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

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Score:
898
 
 jazzjunkie: [doots microscopically]
 Skaalar: @dangerkeith3000 I havent been afraid of dangling my legs over the edge of the bed in 16 years. Thank you for the cringe that made me pulll them back under the covers.
 Jaunty Shrimp: So ugly, so unaware of it's ugliness. Endearing.
 dangerkeith3000: Imagine one of these 6 feet long.
 Side Boob: If you pinch it's nipples you can jump across the galaxy
 WTF: Organic life is really gross if you think about it.
 eykei: Water bear, on the move.
 barfolomew: I'd love to give you a perfect grade, but I'm afraid you've been tardy.
Image 227562   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
438
 
 VeeKay: Wheeeeee!
 sirgallium: Cap'n she's going over
 WTF: "I regret nothing!"
 Rachelina: Equipped with SATO - Sluice-Assisted Take-Off
 Dr Awkward: Duck!
Image 227561   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Murm Gungus
Score:
1117
 
 VeeKay: This is more than mildly disturbing.
 Skaalar: I still want cats eyes. I wont be satisfied with living in the now till I get what I want.
 Entertainmentalist: This is such a satisfying image, even if a tiny bit unsettling.
 steve: Looking at this is like putting out a fire - WITH GASOLINE!
 funny in the wall: dude, what's with the eyeliner?
Image 227560   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
951
 
 Mr. Butt: Goats gonna goat.
 Yurishiro: blep
Image 227559   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
585
 
 XLY: She's got guts
 funny in the wall: @Dr Awkward also, it's clearly slavic. slavs are not always considered white even now so this is all kinds of fun
 Dr Awkward: Podolnick is an anagram for "Lick D Poon", as well as "Lop no Dick"
 Not A Bot: "So, yeah, you're 18! That's really old for a cat!" he expained, cutting her a slice of cake. "But we've been here for you the whole time and, honestly, it's time you start contributing to the bills. You're not a 10-year old cat anymore."
Image 227558   01-18-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
298
 
 El hefe: Ancient 2 factor authentication
 AlexDeLarge: Unfortunate typo.
Image 227557   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Horp Lello
Score:
1053
 
 Warrax: d'awww
Image 227556   01-18-18   Uploaded by    veryblue
Score:
1030
 
 NashtasticVoyage: I'm fawning over him.
 Ulillillia: d'awww
 Warrax: Now hold it over your cat for protection from the rain.
 funny in the wall: oh deer...
 Yurishiro: A boy named Belal from Bangladesh nearly drowns to save a baby deer from drowning. Faith in humanity++
Image 227555   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
407
 
 jazzjunkie: I approve of this musical selection.
 Skaalar: It must be very nice in the tiny box that separates you from the rest of the experiences in the world.
 Chest Rockwell: Better than being at a shopping mall.
 alex: Than doing what?
 Dr Awkward: I'm pretty sure this guy is Rob Thomas.
 Zukero: I don't.
 VeeKay: Highly specific, if true.
Image 227554   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Never AFK
Score:
381
 
 Science: @VeeKay: He's not 6'3" (at least any more.) If you look at photos with him next to Obama, he's closer to 6'1" (probably due to shrinking with age, though he still claims 6'3" for "power" purposes.) I'd buy 230 at that height (due to personal experience.)
 VeeKay: @Science Loving all the comparison pictures on the web of guys who are 6'3" and 230 or so pounds compaired to the Fatass in chief. Something does not add up.
 Spazstatic: Ah, crap, I drew a digital clock.
 jackthesmack: Version 7.1 is the original version?! Also, holy shit, I was able to do the visuospatial part. That never happens!
 Science: @VeeKay: Being an idiot doesn't mean you have Alzheimer's. That's how he passed.
 Aufziehvogel: @grizzly : Mr. Trump, is that you?
 grizzly: I failed.
 i peed a lil: TRUMP PASSED THIS! He is clearly a Stable Genius, and passing this PROVES it!
 Mr. Butt: [1] Cat from shithole country. [2] Pointy dog from shithole country. [3] Pony for terrorists.
 Uncle Phil: Sex: Yes Please.
 VeeKay: No way did that idiot get a perfect score, no way. Love to know how much the bribe was though.
 Aufziehvogel: "Why didn't you draw a clock?" - "It's not tennpast eleven yet."
Image 227553   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Aufziehvogel
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