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268405  redmonkey3: Better than alternative

268459  copunter: vvv also, loops on the door handle so's you could hang yer onion there while driving, such as was the style at that time

268454  Mr. Butt: @Annoying Vegan My Neighbor Contortoro

268459  copunter: those keyless entry pads on cars in the Eighties would have two numbers on each button so they could issue more different access codes even though the series of keys pressed would be the same

268120  Mr Bleak: They are little sods, really - dunno why we love 'em.

268422  redmonkey3: Love.

268427  redmonkey3: Go Back To Brazzers, Please... Thanks.

268440  VeeKay: *wiggle wiggle*

268431  redmonkey3: "Private Read - Do Not Sign" (gets out sharpie)

268444  Otterman: I must have this elongated pup

268459  ThoughtlessGentleman: looking good.

268445  sparename: @Yam Nooooo, get wet in shower, get washed on towel

268457  redmonkey3: Never. EVER. make eye contact with the goose - he has many other stops to make & no time for yr human flirtations

268451  Air Biscuit: But you wont know till after im gone anyway...

268452  Air Biscuit: Never trust people walking on water.

268455  Air Biscuit: Hungry for worrrrds?

268447  Ihminen: i like how the grey smear that is just censoring the letter I is also shaped like a letter I

268448  MrBoffo: Imagine a whole "Guernica" using faces like these - chilling.

268445  MrBoffo: You DID. I SEEN it.

268447  MrBoffo: Thank you, Grey Smear, from saving me from having to confess that I sinned by reading ... uh ... an "obscenity" ... or something.

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268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

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Score:
403
 
 1979: He fell for that "America's Most Famous Foods Shipped To Your Door" scam, I see.
 Zukero: If he stops reading, they kill him.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: auto erotic asphyxiation part 3
 Teechur: So, I heard you like snakes. Like, a LOT.
 JollyWell: "..and then he killed the snak--aaAAARGHHaaa-I mean he said hello to the snake and they both lived happily ever after."
 Coach Teacher: Mogli: Unchained
 Aufziehvogel: Gotta read faster if you wanna finish this book within your lifetime
Image 227549   01-18-18   Uploaded by    dobbiesdoogs
Score:
204
 
 DerMantis: Unicron?
 Teechur: So THAT'S where I left that!
Image 227548   01-18-18   Uploaded by    dirtstick
Score:
1250
 
 Yam: Babby rhino is best rhino
 Coach Teacher: @dangerkeith3000 always wear a rubber.
 Coach Teacher: rhymenocerous?
 Teechur: Rhinoplastered
 dangerkeith3000: Don't currently have any offspring, but radded to be on the safe side. Plus it's cute af.
Image 227547   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
486
 
 Dr Awkward: Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth; [...] I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference. -Robert Frost
 FabricMan: "And that was when I carried you, my son
 Ulillillia: And that has made all the difference.
 Butcherboy: I feel as though John Cleese could do this
 Demon Universe: @Yurishiro practice your splits every day.
 doindabs: but- the- how- *explodes*
Image 227546   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Psymon
Score:
453
 
 FatTigerWoods: Don't shame whatever religion this has to be
 craftjunk: Theres a comedian (my Google-fu wasnt good enough to track down the name) that says he misses being a baby and getting a round of applause after pooing...not that it *never* happens now, you just have to *ask*
 Mr Bleak: This porn is ... unwanted.
 VeeKay: "Did as a bet. The the office manager told me productivity was up by 57%. So fuck 'em".
 Side Boob: Hey guys! Watch this!
 Dr Awkward: "Filmed in from of a live studio audience"
 Aufziehvogel: Trumps toilet room. He likes to get applause for what he proudly produces.
 sylveon: No bidet. Yuck.
Image 227545   01-18-18   Uploaded by    dobbiesdoogs
Score:
298
 
 fanny: monkey business: more?
 Coach Teacher: @tib gubb no more monkey business!
 Coach Teacher: @tib gubb no more monkey business!
 tib gubb: all about that monkey business
Image 227544   01-18-18   Uploaded by    John Blender
Score:
599
 
 Jabberwikket: @some guy pretty sure that's 4th
 bromide: @Jabberwikket Or is it Macaulay Culkin from My Girl?
 Jabberwikket: @NoRagrets, pretty sure that he is the 3rd button from the top
 TheTakeDown: Congrats on your Medal of Freedom, @KyleisBobDole - although I would be remiss if I didn't say that you're looking pretty rugged these days.
 Mr Bleak: @barfolomew Bees! What did you think you would get? She'd never fit in that slot.
 huskyboy: This machine is getting buzz.
 NoRagrets: Nicholas Cage would love one of these in his house.
 Coach Teacher: y'all act like you aint goin exctinct. But Coach knows.
 Teechur: Which button is for Bee Arthur?
 KyleisBobDole: @barfolomew beesbeesbees.com
 Otterman: You get bees! And you get bees! Everyone gets bees!
 barfolomew: Is that button third from the bottom... Oprah?
 Demon Universe: This would a good thing.
 gutwheat: at least it's not hornets
Image 227543   01-18-18   Uploaded by    some guy
Score:
496
 
 Teechur: @Coach Teacher My stoodints live in neighborhoods that are in a constant state of war. In my daughter's skool, there is a war on drugs. Not sure who's winning that one, but boy, could I rant....
 Coach Teacher: @Teechur in my day, we only had one war.
 FireBreathingMarmot: apt that an assertion of rights is now assumed to be trodden upon
 Teechur: Is there a particular war you would like a rant about?
 Ulillillia: She's my cherry pie
 Coach Teacher: we do not take kindly to your type, G-man.
 Side Boob: Fuck da po-lice!
 Warrax: You have a prescription card grandma, no need to be all hardcore about it.
Image 227542   01-18-18   Uploaded by    cassette1
Score:
270
 
 Pop That Ponzi: @UltraBeverly And timely, too.
 UltraBeverly: Majestic. Rad.
Image 227541   01-18-18   Uploaded by    john dough
Score:
551
 
 Not A Bot: Jet powered.
 Dr Awkward: Just kidding the printer is never working.
 Coach Teacher: @Robespierre No way, man. No way.
 El hefe: It's ok I have backups on the... Oops, I destroyed the internet.
 crunchymush: "And ... (in tone of disgust) he popped it up" - Harry Carey
Image 227540   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Zukero
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