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258381  Knice: Do you get to say that you're a published writer if you do this? Otherwise, why?

258386  Knice: Yeah, no.

258387  Knice: "Is it me? It tastes like me."

258388  Knice: Just high-quality sticks, my friendf.

258304  dangerkeith3000: HA

258313  dangerkeith3000: This is how it should be.

258373  Solemn: Engage in coital relations with members of the female persuasion, collect currency specific to the country of residence.

258327  dangerkeith3000: I don't like this photograph.

258376  Solemn: Nice buns!

258337  dangerkeith3000: "Im rather embarrassed. but it appears that you are to be the main course at a banquet in my honor."

258337  dangerkeith3000: Judge me by my size, do you?

258337  dangerkeith3000: "We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner; now I am the master.

258376  dobbiesdoogs: cutest ringwraith ever

258376  Peter Pantsless: And another brilliant username/upload combo!

258342  dangerkeith3000: She's staring down the Borg!

258342  dangerkeith3000: @a robot I did want to know. Thank you! She was very good in those acting roles.

258358  Whatever: On a space bar. No wonder the guy is drinking

258373  Mr. Butt: My high school didn't have year book quotes, because it's a manifestly terrible idea.

258343  dangerkeith3000: He got that tattoo in middle school.

258361  Whatever: Well, sure- Dog spelled backwards is God...

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258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258337 dangerkeith3000: "Im rather embarrassed. but it appears that you are to be the main course at a banquet in my honor."

258103 Jaunty Shrimp: Your arms r 2 big

258106 RiderFan: @Scoo Says you.

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258111 Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258270 berlin: me too



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Score:
403
 
 1979: He fell for that "America's Most Famous Foods Shipped To Your Door" scam, I see.
 Zukero: If he stops reading, they kill him.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: auto erotic asphyxiation part 3
 Teechur: So, I heard you like snakes. Like, a LOT.
 JollyWell: "..and then he killed the snak--aaAAARGHHaaa-I mean he said hello to the snake and they both lived happily ever after."
 Coach Teacher: Mogli: Unchained
 Aufziehvogel: Gotta read faster if you wanna finish this book within your lifetime
Image 227549   01-18-18   Uploaded by    dobbiesdoogs
Score:
204
 
 DerMantis: Unicron?
 Teechur: So THAT'S where I left that!
Image 227548   01-18-18   Uploaded by    dirtstick
Score:
1250
 
 Yam: Babby rhino is best rhino
 Coach Teacher: @dangerkeith3000 always wear a rubber.
 Coach Teacher: rhymenocerous?
 Teechur: Rhinoplastered
 dangerkeith3000: Don't currently have any offspring, but radded to be on the safe side. Plus it's cute af.
Image 227547   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
486
 
 Dr Awkward: Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth; [...] I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference. -Robert Frost
 FabricMan: "And that was when I carried you, my son
 Ulillillia: And that has made all the difference.
 Butcherboy: I feel as though John Cleese could do this
 Demon Universe: @Yurishiro practice your splits every day.
 doindabs: but- the- how- *explodes*
Image 227546   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Psymon
Score:
453
 
 FatTigerWoods: Don't shame whatever religion this has to be
 craftjunk: Theres a comedian (my Google-fu wasnt good enough to track down the name) that says he misses being a baby and getting a round of applause after pooing...not that it *never* happens now, you just have to *ask*
 Mr Bleak: This porn is ... unwanted.
 VeeKay: "Did as a bet. The the office manager told me productivity was up by 57%. So fuck 'em".
 Side Boob: Hey guys! Watch this!
 Dr Awkward: "Filmed in from of a live studio audience"
 Aufziehvogel: Trumps toilet room. He likes to get applause for what he proudly produces.
 sylveon: No bidet. Yuck.
Image 227545   01-18-18   Uploaded by    dobbiesdoogs
Score:
298
 
 fanny: monkey business: more?
 Coach Teacher: @tib gubb no more monkey business!
 Coach Teacher: @tib gubb no more monkey business!
 tib gubb: all about that monkey business
Image 227544   01-18-18   Uploaded by    John Blender
Score:
599
 
 Jabberwikket: @some guy pretty sure that's 4th
 bromide: @Jabberwikket Or is it Macaulay Culkin from My Girl?
 Jabberwikket: @NoRagrets, pretty sure that he is the 3rd button from the top
 TheTakeDown: Congrats on your Medal of Freedom, @KyleisBobDole - although I would be remiss if I didn't say that you're looking pretty rugged these days.
 Mr Bleak: @barfolomew Bees! What did you think you would get? She'd never fit in that slot.
 huskyboy: This machine is getting buzz.
 NoRagrets: Nicholas Cage would love one of these in his house.
 Coach Teacher: y'all act like you aint goin exctinct. But Coach knows.
 Teechur: Which button is for Bee Arthur?
 KyleisBobDole: @barfolomew beesbeesbees.com
 Otterman: You get bees! And you get bees! Everyone gets bees!
 barfolomew: Is that button third from the bottom... Oprah?
 Demon Universe: This would a good thing.
 gutwheat: at least it's not hornets
Image 227543   01-18-18   Uploaded by    some guy
Score:
496
 
 Teechur: @Coach Teacher My stoodints live in neighborhoods that are in a constant state of war. In my daughter's skool, there is a war on drugs. Not sure who's winning that one, but boy, could I rant....
 Coach Teacher: @Teechur in my day, we only had one war.
 FireBreathingMarmot: apt that an assertion of rights is now assumed to be trodden upon
 Teechur: Is there a particular war you would like a rant about?
 Ulillillia: She's my cherry pie
 Coach Teacher: we do not take kindly to your type, G-man.
 Side Boob: Fuck da po-lice!
 Warrax: You have a prescription card grandma, no need to be all hardcore about it.
Image 227542   01-18-18   Uploaded by    cassette1
Score:
270
 
 Pop That Ponzi: @UltraBeverly And timely, too.
 UltraBeverly: Majestic. Rad.
Image 227541   01-18-18   Uploaded by    john dough
Score:
551
 
 Not A Bot: Jet powered.
 Dr Awkward: Just kidding the printer is never working.
 Coach Teacher: @Robespierre No way, man. No way.
 El hefe: It's ok I have backups on the... Oops, I destroyed the internet.
 crunchymush: "And ... (in tone of disgust) he popped it up" - Harry Carey
Image 227540   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Zukero
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