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262731  a robot: *shakes fist* MILLENNIALS!

262701  Skinr: I'll bet Richard Hammond loves that joke.

262731  Solemn: I'm with toast.

262724  Not A Bot: Wow, having Hamsterdance flashbacks. It's 2001 all over again.

262707  Skinr: In the eyes of a skater, this is what will happen to most buildings after an earthquake.

262713  Skinr: "The smoke detector. AKA, the place to find a spare 9-volt."

262718  Skinr: Is it really any wonder that most people in Japan think Christianity is weird?

262727  Skinr: Pat Metheny's daughter?

262728  Skinr: *doots*

262728  Psymon: Hot blow reed

262728  dobbiesdoogs: blow hard to clear the spit valve

262737  dobbiesdoogs: we need a new truck, and an old truck

262724  Solemn: He's already addicted to the Dew. His life will be that of a working-class insomniac: too hyped to sleep, but too sleep to hype.

262728  Solemn: Excuse me while I polish my trumpet.

262701  Spazstatic: @lecj07 that's just acceleration in the opposite direction.

262711  Spazstatic: I don't need you to tell me how good my coffee is, Jules!

262655  Korrok: Nope.

262724  a robot: Never too early to learn how capitalism is going to rule your life, kid

262727  ChubbyBuddy: her crime? securities fraud

262647  lecj07: Looks like xylaria polymorphia aka "Dead man's fingers". Wikipedia says it is "not generally considered to be edible." Indeed.

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262425 Stumpwiz: One of those extremely rare left-handed flutes.

262461 Passive: please dont tell anyone how i live

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald



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Score:
1250
 
 Yam: Babby rhino is best rhino
 Coach Teacher: @dangerkeith3000 always wear a rubber.
 Coach Teacher: rhymenocerous?
 Teechur: Rhinoplastered
 dangerkeith3000: Don't currently have any offspring, but radded to be on the safe side. Plus it's cute af.
Image 227547   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
486
 
 Dr Awkward: Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth; [...] I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference. -Robert Frost
 FabricMan: "And that was when I carried you, my son
 Ulillillia: And that has made all the difference.
 Butcherboy: I feel as though John Cleese could do this
 Demon Universe: @Yurishiro practice your splits every day.
 doindabs: but- the- how- *explodes*
Image 227546   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Psymon
Score:
453
 
 FatTigerWoods: Don't shame whatever religion this has to be
 craftjunk: Theres a comedian (my Google-fu wasnt good enough to track down the name) that says he misses being a baby and getting a round of applause after pooing...not that it *never* happens now, you just have to *ask*
 Mr Bleak: This porn is ... unwanted.
 VeeKay: "Did as a bet. The the office manager told me productivity was up by 57%. So fuck 'em".
 Side Boob: Hey guys! Watch this!
 Dr Awkward: "Filmed in from of a live studio audience"
 Aufziehvogel: Trumps toilet room. He likes to get applause for what he proudly produces.
 sylveon: No bidet. Yuck.
Image 227545   01-18-18   Uploaded by    dobbiesdoogs
Score:
298
 
 fanny: monkey business: more?
 Coach Teacher: @tib gubb no more monkey business!
 Coach Teacher: @tib gubb no more monkey business!
 tib gubb: all about that monkey business
Image 227544   01-18-18   Uploaded by    John Blender
Score:
599
 
 Jabberwikket: @some guy pretty sure that's 4th
 bromide: @Jabberwikket Or is it Macaulay Culkin from My Girl?
 Jabberwikket: @NoRagrets, pretty sure that he is the 3rd button from the top
 TheTakeDown: Congrats on your Medal of Freedom, @KyleisBobDole - although I would be remiss if I didn't say that you're looking pretty rugged these days.
 Mr Bleak: @barfolomew Bees! What did you think you would get? She'd never fit in that slot.
 huskyboy: This machine is getting buzz.
 NoRagrets: Nicholas Cage would love one of these in his house.
 Coach Teacher: y'all act like you aint goin exctinct. But Coach knows.
 Teechur: Which button is for Bee Arthur?
 KyleisBobDole: @barfolomew beesbeesbees.com
 Otterman: You get bees! And you get bees! Everyone gets bees!
 barfolomew: Is that button third from the bottom... Oprah?
 Demon Universe: This would a good thing.
 gutwheat: at least it's not hornets
Image 227543   01-18-18   Uploaded by    some guy
Score:
496
 
 Teechur: @Coach Teacher My stoodints live in neighborhoods that are in a constant state of war. In my daughter's skool, there is a war on drugs. Not sure who's winning that one, but boy, could I rant....
 Coach Teacher: @Teechur in my day, we only had one war.
 FireBreathingMarmot: apt that an assertion of rights is now assumed to be trodden upon
 Teechur: Is there a particular war you would like a rant about?
 Ulillillia: She's my cherry pie
 Coach Teacher: we do not take kindly to your type, G-man.
 Side Boob: Fuck da po-lice!
 Warrax: You have a prescription card grandma, no need to be all hardcore about it.
Image 227542   01-18-18   Uploaded by    cassette1
Score:
270
 
 Pop That Ponzi: @UltraBeverly And timely, too.
 UltraBeverly: Majestic. Rad.
Image 227541   01-18-18   Uploaded by    john dough
Score:
551
 
 Not A Bot: Jet powered.
 Dr Awkward: Just kidding the printer is never working.
 Coach Teacher: @Robespierre No way, man. No way.
 El hefe: It's ok I have backups on the... Oops, I destroyed the internet.
 crunchymush: "And ... (in tone of disgust) he popped it up" - Harry Carey
Image 227540   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Zukero
Score:
310
 
 weed poop: Good. We must protect Charles Band
 soccer: Joker caught by Thailand police?
 jokertothethief: That's so Thai.
Image 227539   01-18-18   Uploaded by    fullofwind
Score:
279
 
 Skaalar: @Science .... Im picturing Hetalia, but infinitely more awesome.
 Ulillillia: Ye Olde Furrye Con
 Demon Universe: Egyptian Gods going native. Groovy. Welcome to America. It will be okay Sekmet.
 Science: Get outta here, England! America's for bird-people!
 logan: @Yurishiro Constipation will do that to a lion.
 Black Jesus: The lion seems uncomfortable.
Image 227538   01-18-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
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