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234176  Darmstadtium: In Soviet Russia, fish catches you!

233184  Mr Bleak: Cows and swings. Not a good combination.

233203  Mr Bleak: Provided consent is involved, fine - I'm up for it. But a better chat up line might help your chances. And dinner. Just sayin'

234180  addend: "What? You don't wash your food clean?"

233218  Mr Bleak: Did you pack your bags yourself Mr White?

233222  Mr Bleak: @redmonkey3 Fine. But ... they don't disintegrate like TP is designed to do, so they clog your plumbing. And if you haven't had the job of fixing a ten foot deep manhole full of effluent you soon will! Took me three hot showers to get the smell out of my nose ...

234198  Amy Housewine: @ping Fairly good username/comment synergy.

234179  addend: @a robot (Takes tray into bathtub.)

233235  Mr Bleak: Slodging for nuns.

233237  Mr Bleak: So ... I stick my fingers down my throat 6 times over a tile floor, and I get a BJ? OK, I can do that.

234201  Amy Housewine: I sent my bofktler for tea.

234138  Volwen: So is a calzone a ravioli?

233242  Mr Bleak: Having killed the cameraman, the drop bears take over the documentary.

234186  addend: kimjongunicycles

234148  Volwen: Carpet doesn't match the drapes? Get a rug!

234152  Volwen: @Mr. Whiskers Technically could be both

234158  Volwen: Now you just need a tattoo of a shirt and there is nowhere you can't go.

234165  Volwen: Explain THIS flat earthers

234188  addend: (Steals sign. Returns it later on with a proper frame.)

234193  addend: Ugh, ketchup.

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234111 raditzu: this must smell awesome

234036 Slerzy: Something something meat curtains

234083 Robespierre: Don't have nuffin to do wif the weather, @Coolguy

233978 Austin: Austinnnnn

234026 FatTigerWoods: Bout to cure this autism right quick

234010 Felicity: OYTO?

233960 Dr Awkward: Pizza hat

234065 Entertainmentalist: Odds are very good that each thing on the list is there because someone tried it.

234027 Felicity: And Elon Musk wants to park there

234099 Prostata: really?



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 4. barfolomew: 3982 points
 5. Annoying Vegan : 3012 points
 6. Not A Bot: 2969 points
 7. Side Boob: 2630 points
 8. Ulillillia: 2459 points
 9. dangerkeith3000: 2253 points
10. Shay: 2219 points
11. DrinkMixMan: 2180 points
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Score:
1250
 
 Yam: Babby rhino is best rhino
 Coach Teacher: @dangerkeith3000 always wear a rubber.
 Coach Teacher: rhymenocerous?
 Teechur: Rhinoplastered
 dangerkeith3000: Don't currently have any offspring, but radded to be on the safe side. Plus it's cute af.
Image 227547   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
486
 
 Dr Awkward: Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth; [...] I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference. -Robert Frost
 FabricMan: "And that was when I carried you, my son
 Ulillillia: And that has made all the difference.
 Butcherboy: I feel as though John Cleese could do this
 Demon Universe: @Yurishiro practice your splits every day.
 Yurishiro: but- the- how- *explodes*
Image 227546   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Psymon
Score:
453
 
 FatTigerWoods: Don't shame whatever religion this has to be
 Felicity: Theres a comedian (my Google-fu wasnt good enough to track down the name) that says he misses being a baby and getting a round of applause after pooing...not that it *never* happens now, you just have to *ask*
 Mr Bleak: This porn is ... unwanted.
 VeeKay: "Did as a bet. The the office manager told me productivity was up by 57%. So fuck 'em".
 Side Boob: Hey guys! Watch this!
 Dr Awkward: "Filmed in from of a live studio audience"
 Aufziehvogel: Trumps toilet room. He likes to get applause for what he proudly produces.
 Yurishiro: No bidet. Yuck.
Image 227545   01-18-18   Uploaded by    dobbiesdoogs
Score:
298
 
 fanny: monkey business: more?
 Coach Teacher: @tib gubb no more monkey business!
 Coach Teacher: @tib gubb no more monkey business!
 tib gubb: all about that monkey business
Image 227544   01-18-18   Uploaded by    John Blender
Score:
545
 
 Jabberwikket: @some guy pretty sure that's 4th
 some guy : @Jabberwikket Or is it Macaulay Culkin from My Girl?
 Jabberwikket: @NoRagrets, pretty sure that he is the 3rd button from the top
 Robespierre: Congrats on your Medal of Freedom, @KyleisBobDole - although I would be remiss if I didn't say that you're looking pretty rugged these days.
 Mr Bleak: @barfolomew Bees! What did you think you would get? She'd never fit in that slot.
 Robespierre: This machine is getting buzz.
 NoRagrets: Nicholas Cage would love one of these in his house.
 Coach Teacher: y'all act like you aint goin exctinct. But Coach knows.
 Teechur: Which button is for Bee Arthur?
 KyleisBobDole: @barfolomew beesbeesbees.com
 Otterman: You get bees! And you get bees! Everyone gets bees!
 barfolomew: Is that button third from the bottom... Oprah?
 Demon Universe: This would a good thing.
 Yurishiro: at least it's not hornets
Image 227543   01-18-18   Uploaded by    some guy
Score:
496
 
 Teechur: @Coach Teacher My stoodints live in neighborhoods that are in a constant state of war. In my daughter's skool, there is a war on drugs. Not sure who's winning that one, but boy, could I rant....
 Coach Teacher: @Teechur in my day, we only had one war.
 FireBreathingMarmot: apt that an assertion of rights is now assumed to be trodden upon
 Teechur: Is there a particular war you would like a rant about?
 Ulillillia: She's my cherry pie
 Coach Teacher: we do not take kindly to your type, G-man.
 Side Boob: Fuck da po-lice!
 Warrax: You have a prescription card grandma, no need to be all hardcore about it.
Image 227542   01-18-18   Uploaded by    cassette1
Score:
270
 
 Robespierre: @UltraBeverly And timely, too.
 UltraBeverly: Majestic. Rad.
Image 227541   01-18-18   Uploaded by    john dough
Score:
551
 
 Not A Bot: Jet powered.
 Dr Awkward: Just kidding the printer is never working.
 Coach Teacher: @Robespierre No way, man. No way.
 El hefe: It's ok I have backups on the... Oops, I destroyed the internet.
 Robespierre: "And ... (in tone of disgust) he popped it up" - Harry Carey
Image 227540   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Zukero
Score:
310
 
 Felicity: Good. We must protect Charles Band
 Yurishiro: Joker caught by Thailand police?
 Robespierre: That's so Thai.
Image 227539   01-18-18   Uploaded by    fullofwind
Score:
279
 
 Skaalar: @Science .... Im picturing Hetalia, but infinitely more awesome.
 Ulillillia: Ye Olde Furrye Con
 Demon Universe: Egyptian Gods going native. Groovy. Welcome to America. It will be okay Sekmet.
 Science: Get outta here, England! America's for bird-people!
 Robespierre: @Yurishiro Constipation will do that to a lion.
 Yurishiro: The lion seems uncomfortable.
Image 227538   01-18-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
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