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272527  lecj07: I take a look at my enormous penis/ and my troubles start a-meltin' away

272542  Not A Bot: Just today, I've watched my dog eat cat poop and spiderwebs and lick not one but three mysterious stains on the concrete. Soggy is probably ok

272568  tib gubb: i'd hire him

272551  tib gubb: no time like the present... to partay

272554  tib gubb: first god is dead, now god is fake? make up your mind creepy capitalism mouse

272537  cassette1: facepalm.ninja takes a selfie

272556  Dr. Bathroom: The biker's name is tiny.

272564  Yam: mlem

272564  Shay: A pigoat.

272558  Shay: Fuckin' A!

272471  Shay: Vroom, vroom!

272479  Shay: I hate to say it, but I'm going with Adolf Hitler School For Friendship and Tolerance

272488  Shay: @Mr Bleak Tums.

272379  mwoody: Found the rest. NSFW. kengarex.com/the-beauty-of-female-body-by-david-dubnitskiy-30-photos/

272492  Shay: Who do you think I am? Spider-Man?

272572  NoOneImportant: That is an awesome picture! You took it at the perfect moment. Also awww

272496  Shay: @charlemagne Just found out I'm 15% Welsh, so I'm covered.

272539  Nothing:

272546  Shay: My god, its eyes are turquoise.

272511  Darmstadtium: A job for the rest of your life! That's the joke!

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272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272155 White Rice: @Science oh no!

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272205 Mr Bleak: Anythings a building if you're ...

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.



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Score:
1250
 
 Yam: Babby rhino is best rhino
 Coach Teacher: @dangerkeith3000 always wear a rubber.
 Coach Teacher: rhymenocerous?
 Teechur: Rhinoplastered
 dangerkeith3000: Don't currently have any offspring, but radded to be on the safe side. Plus it's cute af.
Image 227547   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
486
 
 Dr Awkward: Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth; [...] I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference. -Robert Frost
 FabricMan: "And that was when I carried you, my son
 Ulillillia: And that has made all the difference.
 Butcherboy: I feel as though John Cleese could do this
 Demon Universe: @Yurishiro practice your splits every day.
 doindabs: but- the- how- *explodes*
Image 227546   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Psymon
Score:
453
 
 FatTigerWoods: Don't shame whatever religion this has to be
 craftjunk: Theres a comedian (my Google-fu wasnt good enough to track down the name) that says he misses being a baby and getting a round of applause after pooing...not that it *never* happens now, you just have to *ask*
 Mr Bleak: This porn is ... unwanted.
 earl: "Did as a bet. The the office manager told me productivity was up by 57%. So fuck 'em".
 Side Boob: Hey guys! Watch this!
 Dr Awkward: "Filmed in from of a live studio audience"
 Aufziehvogel: Trumps toilet room. He likes to get applause for what he proudly produces.
 sylveon: No bidet. Yuck.
Image 227545   01-18-18   Uploaded by    dobbiesdoogs
Score:
298
 
 fanny: monkey business: more?
 Coach Teacher: @tib gubb no more monkey business!
 Coach Teacher: @tib gubb no more monkey business!
 tib gubb: all about that monkey business
Image 227544   01-18-18   Uploaded by    John Blender
Score:
599
 
 Jabberwikket: @some guy pretty sure that's 4th
 bromide: @Jabberwikket Or is it Macaulay Culkin from My Girl?
 Jabberwikket: @NoRagrets, pretty sure that he is the 3rd button from the top
 TheTakeDown: Congrats on your Medal of Freedom, @KyleisBobDole - although I would be remiss if I didn't say that you're looking pretty rugged these days.
 Mr Bleak: @barfolomew Bees! What did you think you would get? She'd never fit in that slot.
 huskyboy: This machine is getting buzz.
 NoRagrets: Nicholas Cage would love one of these in his house.
 Coach Teacher: y'all act like you aint goin exctinct. But Coach knows.
 Teechur: Which button is for Bee Arthur?
 KyleisBobDole: @barfolomew beesbeesbees.com
 Otterman: You get bees! And you get bees! Everyone gets bees!
 barfolomew: Is that button third from the bottom... Oprah?
 Demon Universe: This would a good thing.
 gutwheat: at least it's not hornets
Image 227543   01-18-18   Uploaded by    some guy
Score:
496
 
 Teechur: @Coach Teacher My stoodints live in neighborhoods that are in a constant state of war. In my daughter's skool, there is a war on drugs. Not sure who's winning that one, but boy, could I rant....
 Coach Teacher: @Teechur in my day, we only had one war.
 FireBreathingMarmot: apt that an assertion of rights is now assumed to be trodden upon
 Teechur: Is there a particular war you would like a rant about?
 Ulillillia: She's my cherry pie
 Coach Teacher: we do not take kindly to your type, G-man.
 Side Boob: Fuck da po-lice!
 Warrax: You have a prescription card grandma, no need to be all hardcore about it.
Image 227542   01-18-18   Uploaded by    cassette1
Score:
270
 
 Pop That Ponzi: @UltraBeverly And timely, too.
 UltraBeverly: Majestic. Rad.
Image 227541   01-18-18   Uploaded by    john dough
Score:
551
 
 Not A Bot: Jet powered.
 Dr Awkward: Just kidding the printer is never working.
 Coach Teacher: @Robespierre No way, man. No way.
 El hefe: It's ok I have backups on the... Oops, I destroyed the internet.
 crunchymush: "And ... (in tone of disgust) he popped it up" - Harry Carey
Image 227540   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Zukero
Score:
310
 
 weed poop: Good. We must protect Charles Band
 soccer: Joker caught by Thailand police?
 jokertothethief: That's so Thai.
Image 227539   01-18-18   Uploaded by    fullofwind
Score:
279
 
 Skaalar: @Science .... Im picturing Hetalia, but infinitely more awesome.
 Ulillillia: Ye Olde Furrye Con
 Demon Universe: Egyptian Gods going native. Groovy. Welcome to America. It will be okay Sekmet.
 Science: Get outta here, England! America's for bird-people!
 logan: @Yurishiro Constipation will do that to a lion.
 Black Jesus: The lion seems uncomfortable.
Image 227538   01-18-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
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