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249655  Air Biscuit: Best let sleeping and slithering things lie.

249643  Dresdenkeogh: Lorenzo's Oil.

249646  Dresdenkeogh: One tells only lies. The other only truth.

249647  Dresdenkeogh: Donald Duck/ Donald.... F$%#

249650  Dresdenkeogh: We sprinkle a bunch of oxy's in with the feed.

249643  charlemagne: a series of unfortunate events

248579  Mr Bleak: @DrNinjaman Those are "pinch pots" not remekins - and I have six of those, and a dozen or so ramekins. To the best of my knowledge, none of them fornicate.

248584  Mr Bleak: @Psymon Even then - you should see the bill traffic wardens presented Richard III with.

248626  Mr Bleak: @Yurishiro I know what you mean, but historically they have been treated pretty well - housed, fed, medically treated, protected from predators. It's only in recent times and the advent of factory production that life has become rather nasty. And don't forget: if everyone stopped eating chickens and eggs their population would probably be zero within a decade ...

249654  Yurishiro: Full tactical team at work

249591  Air Biscuit: @addend truely the end times, just as whatarethedogshumping predicted...

249651  Mr. Whiskers: @Dr. Bathroom Get it?

249578  Christina: 49548532856245283351219 won't you need my real name too?

248626  Yurishiro: @Mr Bleak well yeah ok but in the end I think I would go for better life for the individuals instead of higher quantity of individuals.

249592  Christina: A happy doggo with all of his toys.

249637  Air Biscuit: "How do you even have a drivers license?"

249651  Dr. Bathroom: Ha! Get it?!

249643  Air Biscuit: Gone in 60 seconds

249644  Air Biscuit: Maybe its time to stop enjoying everything, grow up and be an angry jerk cat...

249645  Air Biscuit: The horned tree squirrel is more commonly known by its nickname: "the woodpoker"

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249502 El hefe: Planet of the Crabs

249509 Lunimeow: Be right back, gotta take a me.

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249591 Air Biscuit: @addend truely the end times, just as whatarethedogshumping predicted...



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Score:
573
 
 Theimposter: As a part of the universe, I belong everywhere... which diffusion will more or less bring to pass, eventually.
 Hokie333: "You are a fluke of the universe. You have no right to be here. And whether you can hear it or not, The universe is laughing behind your back." --National Lampoon's "Deteriorata"
 grizzly: Come watch TV.
 Side Boob: Don't forget "Nothing matters!"
 tokyopig: Looks like someone needs a long talking to from Buckaroo Bonzai.
 Yurishiro: Promises, promises, I'll believe it when it happens.
Image 227521   01-18-18   Uploaded by    jayjay
Score:
345
 
 El hefe: Most expensive EV ever
 Colty Brumb: Don't forget to rake the sand trap once your ball has exited.
 Derp Herpigan: @tokyopig why did I read that as Sailor Moon Moon's Kingdom?
 tokyopig: Sailor Moon's Moon Kingdom is less glamorous than I expected.
 Yurishiro: Here you can see the famous infamous "moon" Hollywood set.
Image 227520   01-18-18   Uploaded by    livelovebarf
Score:
405
 
 Brain Thoughts: Stride on jauntily, mutant!
 Yurishiro: hip hop pants level:+100
 aristocat: [SFX: Theme from "The Rockford Files" (1974)]
 lavender: You'll look back at this and laugh one day.
 james: Don't be afraid of Billy, he's 'armless!
Image 227519   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Jorp Lulter
Score:
284
 
 Mr Bleak: What? No street view?
 Yurishiro: no islands allowed
Image 227518   01-18-18   Uploaded by    amputator
Score:
667
 
 VeeKay: Mmmmm cruciform
 Side Boob: X gon give it to ya
 Zukero: Captain planet reboot?
Image 227517   01-18-18   Uploaded by    a spider plan
Score:
262
 
 Mr Bleak: If everything is ready on the dark side of the moon ... play the five whatever the heck they are.
 tokyopig: oh wow, that's a hell of a rewrite.
 Ulillillia: @tokyopig stormfront should be slapped out of everyone.
 tokyopig: I'd say "Zelda is my jam" but then you'd probably want to slap the stormfront out of me.
 Borm Pumpies: @SimonSaysGarfunkel That would be way too hard to figure out. I was going by the heads of the notes themselves (in blue, green, pink, peach, and purple) next to the characters :-)
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @Felicity what body part coincides with a note? The head, feet, or torso? CEABCBE, FADGEFB, ACFAGGC?
 DerMantis: CFFACF
Image 227516   01-18-18   Uploaded by    buffalo
Score:
329
 
 Mr Bleak: Did your girlfriend fart?
 Kaviri: This years horse boxing competition was fierce, but Clive felt good about his chances.
 Yurishiro: 3...2...1...IGNITION
Image 227515   01-18-18   Uploaded by    macrocosm
Score:
399
 
 FatTigerWoods: What's wrong with using a apple? I don't get it.
 Not A Bot: Full marks to Jim!
 VeeKay: Time for a lobectomy I think Dad.
 Kaviri: Sometimes we do things that we know will piss them off, because watching them flail around is hilarious.
 El Barto: That makes sense. The dog was always a better dad than you.
 tokyopig: Dad's been spending too much time watching the dog not be a virgin.
 addend: "It's also like 3 x 1,5 tablecloth squares."
 john dough: Sometimes the truth hurts.
 Yurishiro: yawn
 Aufziehvogel: Dad knows nothing about the official scales used in the interwebs
Image 227514   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Vanna
Score:
452
 
 Yurishiro: Angry rotten turnip/apple/red onion?
 beep: Angry union.
Image 227513   01-18-18   Uploaded by    james
Score:
751
 
 UltraBeverly: Why yes, my penis is barbed, why do you ask?
 queezy farm: Demure as fuck.
 Fast Sloth: Hey there
Image 227512   01-18-18   Uploaded by    a robot
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