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263495  Otterman: I don't know what I'm doing!

263499  Solemn: When you raid with your friends...

263483  Robespierre: Designed to mesmerize

263498  Robespierre: Shit seen

263499  Robespierre: Something's touching me! Halp! HAAAAAAALP!

263489  VeeKay: That's cruel.

263491  VeeKay: Goanna rock down to Electric Avenue

263496  VeeKay: Unsubscribe

263498  VeeKay: "We wants it. We needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little Hobbitses. Wicked. Tricksy. False."

263480  VeeKay: @Scoo Literally choking on bile here dud

263498  piranharama: That face when you can see time

263496  WTF: Porntub Time Machine

263507  norgu5: Aaaaand you're touching it. Gross.

263495  Solemn: The only way to dog paddle.

263497  Solemn: ;3

263465  Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263466  Solemn: "Hey, here's a cane! Now it's a crutch! Now it's a baby! And now I've ABSORBED the baby! Take that, David Copperfield!"

263470  Solemn: $3.49 here. On the beach, it's $4.29, and don't even get me started on the $5.35 guy that camps out about 30 miles up the highway. That's guy's about 16 kinds of an arschgeige.

263427  Air Biscuit: "Cats love it!"

263485  Solemn: We need more bathroom signs like this.

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263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263465 Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263428 Jesse P: Really, the cat did it!

263215 tib gubb: PLEASE, LET'S NOT DO THIS ON THE SPACESHIP :((



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Score:
573
 
 Theimposter: As a part of the universe, I belong everywhere... which diffusion will more or less bring to pass, eventually.
 Hokie333: "You are a fluke of the universe. You have no right to be here. And whether you can hear it or not, The universe is laughing behind your back." --National Lampoon's "Deteriorata"
 grizzly: Come watch TV.
 Side Boob: Don't forget "Nothing matters!"
 tokyopig: Looks like someone needs a long talking to from Buckaroo Bonzai.
 earl: Promises, promises, I'll believe it when it happens.
Image 227521   01-18-18   Uploaded by    jayjay
Score:
345
 
 El hefe: Most expensive EV ever
 Colty Brumb: Don't forget to rake the sand trap once your ball has exited.
 Derp Herpigan: @tokyopig why did I read that as Sailor Moon Moon's Kingdom?
 tokyopig: Sailor Moon's Moon Kingdom is less glamorous than I expected.
 BoiledEggs: Here you can see the famous infamous "moon" Hollywood set.
Image 227520   01-18-18   Uploaded by    livelovebarf
Score:
405
 
 Brain Thoughts: Stride on jauntily, mutant!
 depression: hip hop pants level:+100
 aristocat: [SFX: Theme from "The Rockford Files" (1974)]
 lavender: You'll look back at this and laugh one day.
 james: Don't be afraid of Billy, he's 'armless!
Image 227519   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Jorp Lulter
Score:
284
 
 Mr Bleak: What? No street view?
 Sauce Packets: no islands allowed
Image 227518   01-18-18   Uploaded by    amputator
Score:
667
 
 VeeKay: Mmmmm cruciform
 Side Boob: X gon give it to ya
 Zukero: Captain planet reboot?
Image 227517   01-18-18   Uploaded by    a spider plan
Score:
262
 
 Mr Bleak: If everything is ready on the dark side of the moon ... play the five whatever the heck they are.
 tokyopig: oh wow, that's a hell of a rewrite.
 Ulillillia: @tokyopig stormfront should be slapped out of everyone.
 tokyopig: I'd say "Zelda is my jam" but then you'd probably want to slap the stormfront out of me.
 Borm Pumpies: @SimonSaysGarfunkel That would be way too hard to figure out. I was going by the heads of the notes themselves (in blue, green, pink, peach, and purple) next to the characters :-)
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @Felicity what body part coincides with a note? The head, feet, or torso? CEABCBE, FADGEFB, ACFAGGC?
 DerMantis: CFFACF
Image 227516   01-18-18   Uploaded by    buffalo
Score:
329
 
 Mr Bleak: Did your girlfriend fart?
 Kaviri: This years horse boxing competition was fierce, but Clive felt good about his chances.
 twitter: 3...2...1...IGNITION
Image 227515   01-18-18   Uploaded by    macrocosm
Score:
399
 
 FatTigerWoods: What's wrong with using a apple? I don't get it.
 Not A Bot: Full marks to Jim!
 VeeKay: Time for a lobectomy I think Dad.
 Kaviri: Sometimes we do things that we know will piss them off, because watching them flail around is hilarious.
 El Barto: That makes sense. The dog was always a better dad than you.
 tokyopig: Dad's been spending too much time watching the dog not be a virgin.
 addend: "It's also like 3 x 1,5 tablecloth squares."
 john dough: Sometimes the truth hurts.
 Grandmaster Fat: yawn
 Aufziehvogel: Dad knows nothing about the official scales used in the interwebs
Image 227514   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Vanna
Score:
452
 
 MikeWhiskey: Angry rotten turnip/apple/red onion?
 beep: Angry union.
Image 227513   01-18-18   Uploaded by    james
Score:
751
 
 UltraBeverly: Why yes, my penis is barbed, why do you ask?
 queezy farm: Demure as fuck.
 Fast Sloth: Hey there
Image 227512   01-18-18   Uploaded by    a robot
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