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234020  Teechur: @Sadbot Don't worry! It looks like threads he pulled from that poly tarp on the ground.

234020  barfolomew: I sure hope that's an ambulance down there.

234016  Zukero: There was a spider on it.

234019  addend: @Yurishiro We can talk later. Just eat up!

234020  Sadbot: the OSHA thread makes me hella anxious

234018  Sadbot: but why, I'm already sleepy

234019  tib gubb: new contra game looking good

234017  addend: "Now where is this Big Bird we keep hearing about?"

234019  Yurishiro: I'm at a loss for words

233988  barfolomew: You know what would remedy this? A straw!

234015  addend: "Lemme get Ctrl and Alt, then you press Delete, okay?"

233999  barfolomew: @Ulillillia I actually live near this, it's quite uncomfortable to lie down in. It's far too narrow at the bottom.

234018  Yurishiro: Jason McLargemouth

234009  Yurishiro: @addend I couldn't.

234010  Yurishiro: That was the weirdest bachelor party

234012  Yurishiro: Kanye Worst

234013  Yurishiro: mleeh

234014  Yurishiro: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?? There's a chessboard on the wall!

233923  Yurishiro: "I will get on that couch..."

233924  Yurishiro: 10

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233978 Felicity: Juan Sanchez Villalobos Ramirez, chief metallurgist to King Charles V of Spain

233783 hajjpodge: This is too much for me.

233867 glenalec: 14 hours With Out Oxygen.

233924 Yurishiro: 10

233819 Felicity: @Beef Supreme To paraphrase an old quote, Aspergers is Gods way of insuring that the truly gifted arent burdened with children

233910 Teechur: I went camping with friends in Spain. They didn't let me know what they were cooking for dinner. They served me a pig's snout on bread. A little chewy, but delicious!

233941 Dr Awkward: I'm mostly bothered by the oscillation between present and past tense.

233901 Jabberwikket: @fanny, Dancing with Himself (Myself)

233880 FatTigerWoods: Cover up, your genius is showing

233823 Beef Supreme: @dangerkeith3000 that's when you swing a leg over the back of a chair when sitting down. The sculpture is clearly airing out his wedding tackle on a warm day.



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Score:
547
 
 Theimposter: As a part of the universe, I belong everywhere... which diffusion will more or less bring to pass, eventually.
 Hokie333: "You are a fluke of the universe. You have no right to be here. And whether you can hear it or not, The universe is laughing behind your back." --National Lampoon's "Deteriorata"
 grizzly: Come watch TV.
 Side Boob: Don't forget "Nothing matters!"
 tokyopig: Looks like someone needs a long talking to from Buckaroo Bonzai.
 Yurishiro: Promises, promises, I'll believe it when it happens.
Image 227521   01-18-18   Uploaded by    jayjay
Score:
345
 
 El hefe: Most expensive EV ever
 Robespierre: Don't forget to rake the sand trap once your ball has exited.
 Derp Herpigan: @tokyopig why did I read that as Sailor Moon Moon's Kingdom?
 tokyopig: Sailor Moon's Moon Kingdom is less glamorous than I expected.
 Yurishiro: Here you can see the famous infamous "moon" Hollywood set.
Image 227520   01-18-18   Uploaded by    livelovebarf
Score:
405
 
 Robespierre: Stride on jauntily, mutant!
 Yurishiro: hip hop pants level:+100
 aristocat: [SFX: Theme from "The Rockford Files" (1974)]
 lavender: You'll look back at this and laugh one day.
 james: Don't be afraid of Billy, he's 'armless!
Image 227519   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Jorp Lulter
Score:
284
 
 Mr Bleak: What? No street view?
 Yurishiro: no islands allowed
Image 227518   01-18-18   Uploaded by    amputator
Score:
667
 
 VeeKay: Mmmmm cruciform
 Side Boob: X gon give it to ya
 Zukero: Captain planet reboot?
Image 227517   01-18-18   Uploaded by    a spider plan
Score:
262
 
 Mr Bleak: If everything is ready on the dark side of the moon ... play the five whatever the heck they are.
 tokyopig: oh wow, that's a hell of a rewrite.
 Ulillillia: @tokyopig stormfront should be slapped out of everyone.
 tokyopig: I'd say "Zelda is my jam" but then you'd probably want to slap the stormfront out of me.
 Felicity: @SimonSaysGarfunkel That would be way too hard to figure out. I was going by the heads of the notes themselves (in blue, green, pink, peach, and purple) next to the characters :-)
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @Felicity what body part coincides with a note? The head, feet, or torso? CEABCBE, FADGEFB, ACFAGGC?
 Felicity: CFFACF
Image 227516   01-18-18   Uploaded by    buffalo
Score:
329
 
 Mr Bleak: Did your girlfriend fart?
 Kaviri: This years horse boxing competition was fierce, but Clive felt good about his chances.
 Yurishiro: 3...2...1...IGNITION
Image 227515   01-18-18   Uploaded by    macrocosm
Score:
399
 
 FatTigerWoods: What's wrong with using a apple? I don't get it.
 Not A Bot: Full marks to Jim!
 VeeKay: Time for a lobectomy I think Dad.
 Kaviri: Sometimes we do things that we know will piss them off, because watching them flail around is hilarious.
 El Barto: That makes sense. The dog was always a better dad than you.
 tokyopig: Dad's been spending too much time watching the dog not be a virgin.
 addend: "It's also like 3 x 1,5 tablecloth squares."
 john dough: Sometimes the truth hurts.
 Yurishiro: yawn
 Aufziehvogel: Dad knows nothing about the official scales used in the interwebs
Image 227514   01-18-18   Uploaded by    Vanna
Score:
452
 
 Yurishiro: Angry rotten turnip/apple/red onion?
 beep: Angry union.
Image 227513   01-18-18   Uploaded by    james
Score:
724
 
 UltraBeverly: Why yes, my penis is barbed, why do you ask?
 Robespierre: Demure as fuck.
 Felicity: Hey there
Image 227512   01-18-18   Uploaded by    a robot
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