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263278  Not A Bot: this is both cool and sad

263262  wolfpk: Ethics!?

263304  VoR: You know someone would

263301  Butcherboy: And then Aristotle taught Alexander the Great. Not much of a philosopher but quite the ambitious young man

263281  wolfpk: Increase your odds of someone saying yes by offering to share the mushrooms.

263297  Scoo: In 5.1 Surround Sound!

263292  wolfpk: How about #261373

263306  sparename: A Regular Occurrence

263302  Robespierre: Lookit! Lookit my tongue! LOOKIT!!!

263297  Robespierre: Any minute now these three will be partying with Cardi B and the Kardashians.

263299  Robespierre: Take the quiz and get offers.

263301  Robespierre: When it comes to ethics, be like 49.95% of Today's Nu-Perfect Americans and listen to Trump.

263216  Robespierre: @Knice From the setting, the shirts, the ties, the "diversity training"/"team building exercise", I'd say it is somewhat like The Orifice (US), or some variation thereupon.

263246  trelyate: car comes with one subwoofer

263252  trelyate: Netflix marathoners are the right group to target

263260  trelyate: this makes cats Neutral Evil. Sounds about right

263272  AdaMan: They did a TV show of this called the Almighty Johnsons

263279  trelyate: and then it whispered to me, "Bring back 80's speed metal."

263281  trelyate: I usually just watch Adult Swim's Off the Air when I want to see something crazy while tripping

263293  Bohab: If your entire "coitus" is only 2/3rds the length of your "climax" I'm not sure how your wife is getting "satisfaction"

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263274 dangerkeith3000: Somebody just watched a live birth.

263009 Science: This is code for "We got shut down by the health department"

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.

263031 Not A Bot: I can attest that this guy still rides around also that sign is on the back of Dante's

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

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 Mr Bleak: @Zukero It's where you drop a roofie before masturbating.
 Mr Bleak: @ThoughtlessGentleman I suspect wearing one of those in your everyday life will also have affects.
 Theimposter: Self raping is the extra-wierd stuff people do when occupying a hotel room alone.
 Zukero: WTF is self-raping? Doesn't "self-" imply consent?
 tib gubb: wouldn't be the least surprised if this were an actual thing
 Greifer: Kids love it
 grizzly: @Mr. Butt the ol' spectral stranger.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: self befuddle is great.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: does this come in adult sizes? i simply cant keep my hands off my sin zones and its starting to affect my day to day life.
 sparename: *with free packet of 'Itching Powder'
 Mr. Shine: @FabricMan It ain't. VVV
 Mr. Shine: @Himesama LOL no, it isn't: knowyourmeme.com/memes/…
 FabricMan: If ever there was a clearer example of Poe's Law, I never saw it. I genuinely don't know if this is real or not
 Himesama: It's really abusurd but also it's really real and that's sad.
 dangerkeith3000: Stand him up and he'll look like christ on the cross
 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Definitely NOT a torture device
 barfolomew: But just think of the great pieces of avant-garde art this kid will create!
 Mr. Butt: This is how we'll unlock the secrets of telekinesis.
Image 227380   01-17-18   Uploaded by    RimLickinGood
Score:
636
 
 Micro Jackson: Seal of approval?
 dangerkeith3000: Cool faceswap!
 Derp Herpigan: Seal 'n O'Neal.
Image 227379   01-17-18   Uploaded by    Handyman
Score:
478
 
 wolfpk: Don't underestimate that owl, and don't call it little!
 PenguinBartender: I will eat. For. Weeks.
 sodamachine: DOMINATING...
Image 227378   01-17-18   Uploaded by    ethernet
Score:
67
 
 Mad Collager: The Shroud of How'ya Duin
 Otterman: Gravy of Turin
 dangerkeith3000: I think this has already been through someone once already...
 Scoo: Username/upload combo!
 fanny: Hi!
 funny in the wall: delish
Image 227377   01-17-18   Uploaded by    butt poop
Score:
286
 
 Jabberwikket: And we'll use this glass to remove all hair from the planet? What? No, man, we're not. He said, "Save the world". I was there, and he said, "Shave the world". - No, he said "save". - He did. Mutiny. And who named us Click-Click?
 dangerkeith3000: For a nice sexy little landing strip.
 fisto: Something something Dollar Lawn Mower Club something.
 Derp Herpigan: This is how razor commercials should be like.
Image 227376   01-17-18   Uploaded by    violentwrath
Score:
632
 
 tib gubb: dis our kingdom
 Ulillillia: Beautiful tiny people
Image 227375   01-17-18   Uploaded by    InfiniteZero
Score:
897
 
 Science: @Dr Awkward: And Photoshop ability
 Vanna: This photographer would do well in real-estate photography!
 Dr Awkward: Honestly, I think this speaks volumes about this photographer's ability.
 dangerkeith3000: Oops! Somebody's water broke!
 charlemagne: that's a lovely metaphor though
 I Hate The Beatles: Glamour.
 sparenamelaptopdied: Ooooh. I know a linear polariser works better to darken the sky when the sun is to one side but I could never afford a circular one for my old 35mm stuff, would it help here?
Image 227374   01-17-18   Uploaded by    space
Score:
896
 
 romangreek: @Science huh?!!!
 Bluetocracy: You're my little green world... And I will eat you
 Science: @Side Boob: It always amazes me when they chew on the tennis balls (or Kong) and can smash it flat with seemingly no effort, and yet, it takes a considerable amount of strength from me to compress the thing.
 Side Boob: @Derp Herpigan I had a Doberman that would chew on tennis balls until they popped, then drop them at my feet and wait for a new ball. She would come running for the opening of canned food or tennis ball containers.
 Derp Herpigan: It's gonna skin every last scrap of felt from that tennis ball. I guarantee it.
Image 227373   01-17-18   Uploaded by    luxbu
Score:
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 wolfpk: Glad it had a happy ending.
 charlemagne: that's worth a moonstone
 jochenau: *Sarah McLachlan song plays in reverse*
 Side Boob: Hooray for a healthy and loved doggie
Image 227372   01-17-18   Uploaded by    jackthesmack
Score:
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 Frum Temps: @jochenau - depends on (mis)pronounciation a bit too. As a kid I would have I would have pronounced it as in 'to the Bat-tree' (I try to say it correct-like now, though).
 dangerkeith3000: Hahahahahahahahaha
 waynelord: Batguy take the term "strong jaw" to a whole new level - how does he even CHEW with that thing?
 Dresdenkeogh: He's my clone son, and he gets to be Batman. Not you Tim! Barring current DC rebirth continuity
 jochenau: Doesn't really work because the "t" sound in "battery" is hard to make at the start of a word (in English)...
Image 227371   01-17-18   Uploaded by    minimum max
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