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233184  Mr Bleak: Cows and swings. Not a good combination.

233203  Mr Bleak: Provided consent is involved, fine - I'm up for it. But a better chat up line might help your chances. And dinner. Just sayin'

234180  addend: "What? You don't wash your food clean?"

233218  Mr Bleak: Did you pack your bags yourself Mr White?

233222  Mr Bleak: @redmonkey3 Fine. But ... they don't disintegrate like TP is designed to do, so they clog your plumbing. And if you haven't had the job of fixing a ten foot deep manhole full of effluent you soon will! Took me three hot showers to get the smell out of my nose ...

234198  Amy Housewine: @ping Fairly good username/comment synergy.

234179  addend: @a robot (Takes tray into bathtub.)

233235  Mr Bleak: Slodging for nuns.

233237  Mr Bleak: So ... I stick my fingers down my throat 6 times over a tile floor, and I get a BJ? OK, I can do that.

234201  Amy Housewine: I sent my bofktler for tea.

234138  Volwen: So is a calzone a ravioli?

233242  Mr Bleak: Having killed the cameraman, the drop bears take over the documentary.

234186  addend: kimjongunicycles

234148  Volwen: Carpet doesn't match the drapes? Get a rug!

234152  Volwen: @Mr. Whiskers Technically could be both

234158  Volwen: Now you just need a tattoo of a shirt and there is nowhere you can't go.

234165  Volwen: Explain THIS flat earthers

234188  addend: (Steals sign. Returns it later on with a proper frame.)

234193  addend: Ugh, ketchup.

234194  addend: Bert & Ernie.

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233960 Dr Awkward: Pizza hat

234099 Prostata: really?

234065 Entertainmentalist: Odds are very good that each thing on the list is there because someone tried it.

234036 Slerzy: Something something meat curtains

233978 Austin: Austinnnnn

234111 raditzu: this must smell awesome

234070 Demon Universe: Eh, close enough. *starts to eat breakfast*

234010 Felicity: OYTO?

234083 Robespierre: Don't have nuffin to do wif the weather, @Coolguy

234026 FatTigerWoods: Bout to cure this autism right quick



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Score:
897
 
 Science: @Dr Awkward: And Photoshop ability
 glenalec: This photographer would do well in real-estate photography!
 Dr Awkward: Honestly, I think this speaks volumes about this photographer's ability.
 dangerkeith3000: Oops! Somebody's water broke!
 charlemagne: that's a lovely metaphor though
 Robespierre: Glamour.
 sparenamelaptopdied: Ooooh. I know a linear polariser works better to darken the sky when the sun is to one side but I could never afford a circular one for my old 35mm stuff, would it help here?
Image 227374   01-17-18   Uploaded by    space
Score:
873
 
 romangreek: @Science huh?!!!
 Bluetocracy: You're my little green world... And I will eat you
 Science: @Side Boob: It always amazes me when they chew on the tennis balls (or Kong) and can smash it flat with seemingly no effort, and yet, it takes a considerable amount of strength from me to compress the thing.
 Side Boob: @Derp Herpigan I had a Doberman that would chew on tennis balls until they popped, then drop them at my feet and wait for a new ball. She would come running for the opening of canned food or tennis ball containers.
 Derp Herpigan: It's gonna skin every last scrap of felt from that tennis ball. I guarantee it.
Image 227373   01-17-18   Uploaded by    luxbu
Score:
978
 
 wolfpk: Glad it had a happy ending.
 charlemagne: that's worth a moonstone
 jochenau: *Sarah McLachlan song plays in reverse*
 Side Boob: Hooray for a healthy and loved doggie
Image 227372   01-17-18   Uploaded by    jackthesmack
Score:
746
 
 glenalec: @jochenau - depends on (mis)pronounciation a bit too. As a kid I would have I would have pronounced it as in 'to the Bat-tree' (I try to say it correct-like now, though).
 dangerkeith3000: Hahahahahahahahaha
 Robespierre: Batguy take the term "strong jaw" to a whole new level - how does he even CHEW with that thing?
 Dresdenkeogh: He's my clone son, and he gets to be Batman. Not you Tim! Barring current DC rebirth continuity
 jochenau: Doesn't really work because the "t" sound in "battery" is hard to make at the start of a word (in English)...
Image 227371   01-17-18   Uploaded by    minimum max
Image 227370 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by god666. Your image was bad, god666.
Score:
367
 
 Felicity: Rad for Bishop of Battle, synthesizer, grid, and warm colour palette
 Not A Bot: Or Playstation controller. Whatever.
 Shay: What about side C?
 Robespierre: To quote Martin Mull (and his Fabulous Furniture) from 1972 or so, "He says 'country,' I play doleful / he says 'Knee grow,' I play soulful / He says 'solo'; I can't wait until I'm through..."
 VeeKay: Dump it in the trash.
Image 227369   01-17-18   Uploaded by    jonz
Score:
538
 
 wolfpk: Become maiming is a lot more fun.
 glenalec: This is the way America likes to ride.
 dangerkeith3000: That crappy (or so bad, it's good) Stephen King movie "Maximum Overdrive"
 dangerkeith3000: Ultimate bumper cars.
 sparenamelaptopdied: Then Trinity says:- "Dodge this!"
 jochenau: Bumper buses would be awesome, I'd pay for that.
 Robespierre: "'Clang, clang, clang' goes the trolley..."
 VeeKay: Pixels
 Dr Awkward: Fake if true.
Image 227368   01-17-18   Uploaded by    Commodore 64
Score:
342
 
 Passive: It looks like the guy in the back in creepily trying to grab the woman in pink's thigh and she politely trying to stop him with hers.
 ignatz: @Felicity My Grandma had a convertible Olds, she could put the top down (or up) at 110 mph!
 Felicity: I remember being able to fit three people on each bench of my grandfathers Oldsmobile Eighty-Eight.
 Felicity: We made it smaller, without reducing the inside size. Its a TARDIS!
 Ulillillia: Now it'd be six SUVs carrying one passenger each.
 grizzly: Heading to the orgy in style!
 Science: Lots of swapping going on in this photo
 Robespierre: @jochenau It was a Thing back then.
 jochenau: Flying through the windshield at 40 miles an hour?
 Robespierre: @ignatz I had a '50 Pontiac that I paid $350 for many moons ago - you could play volleyball in that thing.
 Robespierre:
 ignatz: Plenty of hatroom..
Image 227367   01-17-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
300
 
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Image 227366   01-17-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
512
 
 Aufziehvogel: @Robespierre : that's literally what the text in Crumbs cartoon says: "In anybody derserves a swirlie..." ha ha. I tried to upload that panel but it just got rejected. So sad.
 Bluetocracy: @Otterman I thought that was R. Crumb. You can't mistake it.
 Robespierre: @Aufziehvogel Trump could use a swirly right about now.
 Aufziehvogel: @Aufziehvogel... *HEAD
 Aufziehvogel: Later in this cartoon they're pushing his he into the toilet. Harr harr
 antipatterns: Damn Crumb, you are a prophetic motherfucker
 Otterman: Are his fists supposed to be that large?
 dangerkeith3000: That is totally Chelsea Clinton on the far right.
 Ulillillia: Bernie and Donald's first encounter circa 1985
 Robespierre: Back when Ill Dookie was known as "America's HOTTEST Billionaire."
Image 227365   01-17-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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