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262731  a robot: *shakes fist* MILLENNIALS!

262701  Skinr: I'll bet Richard Hammond loves that joke.

262731  Solemn: I'm with toast.

262724  Not A Bot: Wow, having Hamsterdance flashbacks. It's 2001 all over again.

262707  Skinr: In the eyes of a skater, this is what will happen to most buildings after an earthquake.

262713  Skinr: "The smoke detector. AKA, the place to find a spare 9-volt."

262718  Skinr: Is it really any wonder that most people in Japan think Christianity is weird?

262727  Skinr: Pat Metheny's daughter?

262728  Skinr: *doots*

262728  Psymon: Hot blow reed

262728  dobbiesdoogs: blow hard to clear the spit valve

262737  dobbiesdoogs: we need a new truck, and an old truck

262724  Solemn: He's already addicted to the Dew. His life will be that of a working-class insomniac: too hyped to sleep, but too sleep to hype.

262728  Solemn: Excuse me while I polish my trumpet.

262701  Spazstatic: @lecj07 that's just acceleration in the opposite direction.

262711  Spazstatic: I don't need you to tell me how good my coffee is, Jules!

262655  Korrok: Nope.

262724  a robot: Never too early to learn how capitalism is going to rule your life, kid

262727  ChubbyBuddy: her crime? securities fraud

262647  lecj07: Looks like xylaria polymorphia aka "Dead man's fingers". Wikipedia says it is "not generally considered to be edible." Indeed.

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262425 Stumpwiz: One of those extremely rare left-handed flutes.

262461 Passive: please dont tell anyone how i live

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald



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Score:
897
 
 Science: @Dr Awkward: And Photoshop ability
 Vanna: This photographer would do well in real-estate photography!
 Dr Awkward: Honestly, I think this speaks volumes about this photographer's ability.
 dangerkeith3000: Oops! Somebody's water broke!
 charlemagne: that's a lovely metaphor though
 I Hate The Beatles: Glamour.
 sparenamelaptopdied: Ooooh. I know a linear polariser works better to darken the sky when the sun is to one side but I could never afford a circular one for my old 35mm stuff, would it help here?
Image 227374   01-17-18   Uploaded by    space
Score:
896
 
 romangreek: @Science huh?!!!
 Bluetocracy: You're my little green world... And I will eat you
 Science: @Side Boob: It always amazes me when they chew on the tennis balls (or Kong) and can smash it flat with seemingly no effort, and yet, it takes a considerable amount of strength from me to compress the thing.
 Side Boob: @Derp Herpigan I had a Doberman that would chew on tennis balls until they popped, then drop them at my feet and wait for a new ball. She would come running for the opening of canned food or tennis ball containers.
 Derp Herpigan: It's gonna skin every last scrap of felt from that tennis ball. I guarantee it.
Image 227373   01-17-18   Uploaded by    luxbu
Score:
978
 
 wolfpk: Glad it had a happy ending.
 charlemagne: that's worth a moonstone
 jochenau: *Sarah McLachlan song plays in reverse*
 Side Boob: Hooray for a healthy and loved doggie
Image 227372   01-17-18   Uploaded by    jackthesmack
Score:
746
 
 Frum Temps: @jochenau - depends on (mis)pronounciation a bit too. As a kid I would have I would have pronounced it as in 'to the Bat-tree' (I try to say it correct-like now, though).
 dangerkeith3000: Hahahahahahahahaha
 waynelord: Batguy take the term "strong jaw" to a whole new level - how does he even CHEW with that thing?
 Dresdenkeogh: He's my clone son, and he gets to be Batman. Not you Tim! Barring current DC rebirth continuity
 jochenau: Doesn't really work because the "t" sound in "battery" is hard to make at the start of a word (in English)...
Image 227371   01-17-18   Uploaded by    minimum max
Image 227370 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

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Score:
367
 
 logan: Rad for Bishop of Battle, synthesizer, grid, and warm colour palette
 Not A Bot: Or Playstation controller. Whatever.
 Shay: What about side C?
 Relp: To quote Martin Mull (and his Fabulous Furniture) from 1972 or so, "He says 'country,' I play doleful / he says 'Knee grow,' I play soulful / He says 'solo'; I can't wait until I'm through..."
 VeeKay: Dump it in the trash.
Image 227369   01-17-18   Uploaded by    jonz
Score:
538
 
 wolfpk: Become maiming is a lot more fun.
 Kevin II: This is the way America likes to ride.
 dangerkeith3000: That crappy (or so bad, it's good) Stephen King movie "Maximum Overdrive"
 dangerkeith3000: Ultimate bumper cars.
 sparenamelaptopdied: Then Trinity says:- "Dodge this!"
 jochenau: Bumper buses would be awesome, I'd pay for that.
 tomatosaws: "'Clang, clang, clang' goes the trolley..."
 VeeKay: Pixels
 Dr Awkward: Fake if true.
Image 227368   01-17-18   Uploaded by    Commodore 64
Score:
342
 
 Passive: It looks like the guy in the back in creepily trying to grab the woman in pink's thigh and she politely trying to stop him with hers.
 deadwombat: @Felicity My Grandma had a convertible Olds, she could put the top down (or up) at 110 mph!
 Commodore 64: I remember being able to fit three people on each bench of my grandfathers Oldsmobile Eighty-Eight.
 Vorm Gongo: We made it smaller, without reducing the inside size. Its a TARDIS!
 Ulillillia: Now it'd be six SUVs carrying one passenger each.
 grizzly: Heading to the orgy in style!
 Science: Lots of swapping going on in this photo
 Kevin II: @jochenau It was a Thing back then.
 jochenau: Flying through the windshield at 40 miles an hour?
 genius: @ignatz I had a '50 Pontiac that I paid $350 for many moons ago - you could play volleyball in that thing.
 night shift:
 Michael Tripe: Plenty of hatroom..
Image 227367   01-17-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
300
 
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Image 227366   01-17-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
512
 
 Aufziehvogel: @Robespierre : that's literally what the text in Crumbs cartoon says: "In anybody derserves a swirlie..." ha ha. I tried to upload that panel but it just got rejected. So sad.
 Bluetocracy: @Otterman I thought that was R. Crumb. You can't mistake it.
 mom: @Aufziehvogel Trump could use a swirly right about now.
 Aufziehvogel: @Aufziehvogel... *HEAD
 Aufziehvogel: Later in this cartoon they're pushing his he into the toilet. Harr harr
 antipatterns: Damn Crumb, you are a prophetic motherfucker
 Otterman: Are his fists supposed to be that large?
 dangerkeith3000: That is totally Chelsea Clinton on the far right.
 Ulillillia: Bernie and Donald's first encounter circa 1985
 stunt nuts: Back when Ill Dookie was known as "America's HOTTEST Billionaire."
Image 227365   01-17-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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