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249326  Whatever: In memory of all those who lost their lives eating at Jack in the Box

249328  Whatever: The Howling reboot looks pretty low tech ...

249328  tib gubb: please excuse me while i laugh hysterically

249321  tib gubb: @Dresdenkeogh or saying things like "ooh this is really fun" between bites

249329  Yam: Dude... man

249312  funny in the wall: Not to nitpick, actually, yes, to nitpick thats a Ukrainian plate @dangerkeith3000

249326  Teechur: *Pop Goes the Weasel* intensifies...

249312  brian greene: aeaeoooo

249321  Dresdenkeogh: @grizzly @tib gubb @FabricMan @dangerkeith3000 consider holding and tickling the peel and intermittently slapping yourself with it.

249322  Dresdenkeogh: @dangerkeith3000 No just assholes as a whole. Not to say you're an asshole, I just hate *your* asshole.

249321  FabricMan: Remove the peel with your chompers. Lovingly caress the fruit as you nibble, bit by bit. Maintain eye contact with others at the table the whole time.

249326  Dresdenkeogh: @tib gubb it's nice to be back

249319  Not A Bot: I mean, okay, but it was mens' decision to not let women in the US military previously, and also women are now in combat roles so

249324  FabricMan: Why hasn't it seen it's parents for almost a week?!

249326  tib gubb: now we're in shit-your-pants territory

249189  lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249324  grizzly: @dangerkeith3000 don't cry. Don't raise your eye. It's only infant wasteland.

249324  Teechur: @Knice Decided to wait until after you learned to skate?

249317  barfolomew: @Otterman he might not be able to find an honest man, but it looks like he found a bunch of honest women

249323  tib gubb: ready for a ride on the rainbow

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249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249106 Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro

249073 addend: "Okay, Google, tell Siri to tell Alexa to tell the copier..."

249148 Amy Housewine: Your halo is broken.

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?



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Score:
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 romangreek: @Science huh?!!!
 Bluetocracy: You're my little green world... And I will eat you
 Science: @Side Boob: It always amazes me when they chew on the tennis balls (or Kong) and can smash it flat with seemingly no effort, and yet, it takes a considerable amount of strength from me to compress the thing.
 Side Boob: @Derp Herpigan I had a Doberman that would chew on tennis balls until they popped, then drop them at my feet and wait for a new ball. She would come running for the opening of canned food or tennis ball containers.
 Derp Herpigan: It's gonna skin every last scrap of felt from that tennis ball. I guarantee it.
Image 227373   01-17-18   Uploaded by    luxbu
Score:
978
 
 wolfpk: Glad it had a happy ending.
 charlemagne: that's worth a moonstone
 jochenau: *Sarah McLachlan song plays in reverse*
 Side Boob: Hooray for a healthy and loved doggie
Image 227372   01-17-18   Uploaded by    jackthesmack
Score:
746
 
 glenalec: @jochenau - depends on (mis)pronounciation a bit too. As a kid I would have I would have pronounced it as in 'to the Bat-tree' (I try to say it correct-like now, though).
 dangerkeith3000: Hahahahahahahahaha
 waynelord: Batguy take the term "strong jaw" to a whole new level - how does he even CHEW with that thing?
 Dresdenkeogh: He's my clone son, and he gets to be Batman. Not you Tim! Barring current DC rebirth continuity
 jochenau: Doesn't really work because the "t" sound in "battery" is hard to make at the start of a word (in English)...
Image 227371   01-17-18   Uploaded by    minimum max
Image 227370 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by god666. Boo, god666.
Score:
367
 
 Felicity: Rad for Bishop of Battle, synthesizer, grid, and warm colour palette
 Not A Bot: Or Playstation controller. Whatever.
 Shay: What about side C?
 Relp: To quote Martin Mull (and his Fabulous Furniture) from 1972 or so, "He says 'country,' I play doleful / he says 'Knee grow,' I play soulful / He says 'solo'; I can't wait until I'm through..."
 VeeKay: Dump it in the trash.
Image 227369   01-17-18   Uploaded by    jonz
Score:
538
 
 wolfpk: Become maiming is a lot more fun.
 glenalec: This is the way America likes to ride.
 dangerkeith3000: That crappy (or so bad, it's good) Stephen King movie "Maximum Overdrive"
 dangerkeith3000: Ultimate bumper cars.
 sparenamelaptopdied: Then Trinity says:- "Dodge this!"
 jochenau: Bumper buses would be awesome, I'd pay for that.
 tomatosaws: "'Clang, clang, clang' goes the trolley..."
 VeeKay: Pixels
 Dr Awkward: Fake if true.
Image 227368   01-17-18   Uploaded by    Commodore 64
Score:
342
 
 Passive: It looks like the guy in the back in creepily trying to grab the woman in pink's thigh and she politely trying to stop him with hers.
 ignatz: @Felicity My Grandma had a convertible Olds, she could put the top down (or up) at 110 mph!
 Felicity: I remember being able to fit three people on each bench of my grandfathers Oldsmobile Eighty-Eight.
 Felicity: We made it smaller, without reducing the inside size. Its a TARDIS!
 Ulillillia: Now it'd be six SUVs carrying one passenger each.
 grizzly: Heading to the orgy in style!
 Science: Lots of swapping going on in this photo
 Kevin II: @jochenau It was a Thing back then.
 jochenau: Flying through the windshield at 40 miles an hour?
 genius: @ignatz I had a '50 Pontiac that I paid $350 for many moons ago - you could play volleyball in that thing.
 night shift:
 ignatz: Plenty of hatroom..
Image 227367   01-17-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
300
 
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Image 227366   01-17-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
512
 
 Aufziehvogel: @Robespierre : that's literally what the text in Crumbs cartoon says: "In anybody derserves a swirlie..." ha ha. I tried to upload that panel but it just got rejected. So sad.
 Bluetocracy: @Otterman I thought that was R. Crumb. You can't mistake it.
 mom: @Aufziehvogel Trump could use a swirly right about now.
 Aufziehvogel: @Aufziehvogel... *HEAD
 Aufziehvogel: Later in this cartoon they're pushing his he into the toilet. Harr harr
 antipatterns: Damn Crumb, you are a prophetic motherfucker
 Otterman: Are his fists supposed to be that large?
 dangerkeith3000: That is totally Chelsea Clinton on the far right.
 Ulillillia: Bernie and Donald's first encounter circa 1985
 stunt nuts: Back when Ill Dookie was known as "America's HOTTEST Billionaire."
Image 227365   01-17-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
413
 
 Dresdenkeogh: @ThoughtlessGentleman Lord of Gourds
 Punt Numbles: He sells squash shells by the straw shore.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i have gathered assorted squashes, gourds and pumpkins as you requested my liege.
Image 227364   01-17-18   Uploaded by    Brain Thoughts
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