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262731  a robot: *shakes fist* MILLENNIALS!

262701  Skinr: I'll bet Richard Hammond loves that joke.

262731  Solemn: I'm with toast.

262724  Not A Bot: Wow, having Hamsterdance flashbacks. It's 2001 all over again.

262707  Skinr: In the eyes of a skater, this is what will happen to most buildings after an earthquake.

262713  Skinr: "The smoke detector. AKA, the place to find a spare 9-volt."

262718  Skinr: Is it really any wonder that most people in Japan think Christianity is weird?

262727  Skinr: Pat Metheny's daughter?

262728  Skinr: *doots*

262728  Psymon: Hot blow reed

262728  dobbiesdoogs: blow hard to clear the spit valve

262737  dobbiesdoogs: we need a new truck, and an old truck

262724  Solemn: He's already addicted to the Dew. His life will be that of a working-class insomniac: too hyped to sleep, but too sleep to hype.

262728  Solemn: Excuse me while I polish my trumpet.

262701  Spazstatic: @lecj07 that's just acceleration in the opposite direction.

262711  Spazstatic: I don't need you to tell me how good my coffee is, Jules!

262655  Korrok: Nope.

262724  a robot: Never too early to learn how capitalism is going to rule your life, kid

262727  ChubbyBuddy: her crime? securities fraud

262647  lecj07: Looks like xylaria polymorphia aka "Dead man's fingers". Wikipedia says it is "not generally considered to be edible." Indeed.

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262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262425 Stumpwiz: One of those extremely rare left-handed flutes.

262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262461 Passive: please dont tell anyone how i live



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 Passive: It looks like the guy in the back in creepily trying to grab the woman in pink's thigh and she politely trying to stop him with hers.
 deadwombat: @Felicity My Grandma had a convertible Olds, she could put the top down (or up) at 110 mph!
 Commodore 64: I remember being able to fit three people on each bench of my grandfathers Oldsmobile Eighty-Eight.
 Vorm Gongo: We made it smaller, without reducing the inside size. Its a TARDIS!
 Ulillillia: Now it'd be six SUVs carrying one passenger each.
 grizzly: Heading to the orgy in style!
 Science: Lots of swapping going on in this photo
 Kevin II: @jochenau It was a Thing back then.
 jochenau: Flying through the windshield at 40 miles an hour?
 genius: @ignatz I had a '50 Pontiac that I paid $350 for many moons ago - you could play volleyball in that thing.
 night shift:
 Michael Tripe: Plenty of hatroom..
Image 227367   01-17-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
300
 
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Image 227366   01-17-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
512
 
 Aufziehvogel: @Robespierre : that's literally what the text in Crumbs cartoon says: "In anybody derserves a swirlie..." ha ha. I tried to upload that panel but it just got rejected. So sad.
 Bluetocracy: @Otterman I thought that was R. Crumb. You can't mistake it.
 mom: @Aufziehvogel Trump could use a swirly right about now.
 Aufziehvogel: @Aufziehvogel... *HEAD
 Aufziehvogel: Later in this cartoon they're pushing his he into the toilet. Harr harr
 antipatterns: Damn Crumb, you are a prophetic motherfucker
 Otterman: Are his fists supposed to be that large?
 dangerkeith3000: That is totally Chelsea Clinton on the far right.
 Ulillillia: Bernie and Donald's first encounter circa 1985
 stunt nuts: Back when Ill Dookie was known as "America's HOTTEST Billionaire."
Image 227365   01-17-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
413
 
 Dresdenkeogh: @ThoughtlessGentleman Lord of Gourds
 Punt Numbles: He sells squash shells by the straw shore.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: i have gathered assorted squashes, gourds and pumpkins as you requested my liege.
Image 227364   01-17-18   Uploaded by    Brain Thoughts
Score:
534
 
 Dreforian: Orange Cream is one of those flavors that can be really good when it's done right but it's easy to mess up.
 Hungy Dingus: Comfort such as they have never experienced before.
Image 227363   01-17-18   Uploaded by    Mumbles
Score:
323
 
 dangerkeith3000: The Secret of NIMH 3
 Ulillillia: *sad trombone*
 charlemagne: @Robespierre each week shrewsbury has to implement another cunning scheme to not be eaten. I already have the storyboard in my head
 Jorp Lulter: The Further Adventure of Tommy the Talking Owl and Shrewsbury, his next meal.
Image 227362   01-17-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
365
 
 dangerkeith3000: Facebook isn't real life. Tho some people act like it is.
 charlemagne: I just look at young women while they holiday on the beach
 KyleisBobDole: Haha modern social interaction isn't the same as it used to be! This must mean it is worthy of mockery!
Image 227361   01-17-18   Uploaded by    watwatwat
Score:
492
 
 Shay: Oh you can just call me by my full legal name: Richard Buttgentleman.
 Dresdenkeogh: Ironically he is really more of a breast-man
 caitelyn: @dangerkeith3000 No, Cosmo Kramer is that lump on Dick's head.
 dangerkeith3000: Kosmo Kramer, is that you?
 Ulillillia: youtube.com/…
 VoR: Oick As-sman is my name!
 Greifer: He a dancer?
 Pront Remp: well I give up
Image 227360   01-17-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
283
 
 whipwing: @Ulillillia @Otterman POO!
 Shay: SNATCH! *gets dragged away* What?!? That's the right sound! *slams door shut*
 Otterman: @Ulillillia BORT!
 Pegged Lamb: GLYPH!
 Ulillillia: SNUH!
 San DoDo: It's a bust
Image 227359   01-17-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
950
 
 Bluetocracy: Baby, you're the fox in my henhouse.
 Prostata: shnuggles
 San DoDo: Awwww..also all the chickens are dead..
Image 227358   01-17-18   Uploaded by    Mr Mumble
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