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253285  satoshi: Straining through muslin works better if you blend the baby first

253272  Dr Awkward: I have bonerphobia, so this kind of makes sense

253276  Dr Awkward: Pupper-splosion

253277  Dr Awkward: Mlem

253278  Dr Awkward: If you ain't got buns, I don't want none, Hon.

253287  Prumbo: He's right.

253287  epitasis: celsius, farenheit or kelvin?

253287  Punt Numbles: Literally Dad humor.

253274  charlemagne: see diagram 2c titled 'motivation'

253285  Toasted Taco Brunchito: Funny, thats the same way I feel about baby photo shoots too.

253253  addend: Catch the World Cup fever!

253261  addend: This. This is the right person.

253266  addend: 5 minutes ago: "Wanna hump".

253270  addend: Directed by Wes Anderson.

253157  Sprinkles: agreed @Robespierre

253274  addend: Run, Anselmo! Run!

253275  addend: Mmm... can haz pumpkin spice.

253234  Bohab: I love it when restaurants branch out into selling racist memorabilia

253283  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

253282  FunkyDrunk: Wow, I feel a bit too close to that cat.

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253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

253159 Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: maybe he sued Big Porkchop. They have the deepest pockets.

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

252985 Dr Awkward: I have this same license plate on my horse

252990 xylophone: lolz @Jabberwikket

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.



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Score:
279
 
 Derp Herpigan: 5. Three, sir! Three! *Lobs grenade*
 Annoying Vegan : On a sunny day, its perfectly safe to blow dry your hair in the bathtub.
 SpaceCow: 4. By this time the casserole should be golden brown and may be left to cool on a rack before serving.
 Mr. Whiskers: 3. Dont pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger
 ignatz: Died before they got to the third..
Image 227337   01-17-18   Uploaded by    cj22
Score:
521
 
 Dr Awkward: Cute doggo, but Jesus, put it on a diet. *reluctantly Bads dog picture*
 redrex: Still beautiful.
 ignatz: Don't take it out on your pets tho..
Image 227336   01-17-18   Uploaded by    watwatwat
Score:
396
 
 Borm Pumpies: @ignatz Technically arranged.
 Kaviri: Ah, the bread made me laugh out loud.
 Sadbot: Good job skewering a taco shell without shattering it
 Not A Bot: That's just a good joke.
 ignatz: Technically edible
Image 227335   01-17-18   Uploaded by    Dorb
Score:
509
 
 Kess: "You won't take me alive, coppah!"
 1979: TAG. You're it.
 Korrok: Korrok refuses....
 Skaalar: @Yurishiro Its a cardigan, thanks for noticing though.
 Dr Awkward: What kind of dinosaur is this?
 tea: Try ropin' 'im.
 Slickbrew: I SAID PULL OVER
Image 227334   01-17-18   Uploaded by    redbranch
Score:
317
 
 deadwombat: Smart! Presumably it folds up if he needs to make room for other people to get by
 2Berries: This is sad.
 Dr Awkward: Everyday I'm shufflin' (my iTunes playlist)
 Side Boob: I would have organ grinder music playing on a loop. And a little monkey collecting money.
Image 227333   01-17-18   Uploaded by    psyops
Score:
385
 
 WTF: ...and still doesn't.
 tokyopig: Move it football head.
 Ulillillia: st
Image 227332   01-17-18   Uploaded by    sir toke a lot
Score:
583
 
 nimbus: Sleep is the closest you can get in life to not being alive
 Dr Awkward: Yes, laying down for a peaceful nap is simple when you're stuffing from crushing anxiety!
 Kaviri: Who are we kidding, itll feel much worse.
Image 227331   01-17-18   Uploaded by    Natch
Score:
350
 
 San DoDo: Haha @David
 kazzy94: And hes still positive about it,good on him.
 funny in the wall: you can use them to roll a cig that's all kind of flavorful. sadly, we sometimes did that as teenagers because the closest gas 24 hour gas station was kind of far away
 XLY: its because of ads like these that i smoked unswitcherinoeds back when i used to smoke
 Jonananathan: No ifs ands or butts.
Image 227330   01-17-18   Uploaded by    younglink
Score:
580
 
 Korrok: Where did this come from....
 Mad Collager: Oh, and here's the best part: We get to watch as they clean up our poop! (Try not to laugh, though.)
 Kaviri: And doth survive the fittest.
 Side Boob: @Yurishiro Still a good deal
 redpeepee: "Oh Danny..another thing.. part of the deal is that we have to obey stupid commands, dress as ridiculous objects/other animals and getting our pics taken several thousands times per day."
Image 227329   01-17-18   Uploaded by    snekeyes
Score:
873
 
 Otterman: Excuse me, sir, but do you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ?
 Kaviri: I heard you was talkin shit!
 FabricMan: I got the promotion!
 Mr. Shine: Heeeeeere's Doggy!
 trucker: Im cat!
Image 227328   01-17-18   Uploaded by    CompletelyJoking
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