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262279  Teechur: You axolotl questions

262281  Teechur: @Zarathustra *are on stripclub

262267  wolfpk: Corgis: What are you planning on doing with that!

262269  wolfpk: Apartments overlooking the river.

262289  robocop: Or he wants to suffocate you. One or the other.

262281  Zarathustra: Did u see*

262270  wolfpk: Aww, poor puppy! Your still a good boy!

262285  Knice: Not all heroes wear capes.

262271  Side Boob: @Knice At least you aren't the type of person that would snapchat it with 'bruh' as the caption.

262273  Side Boob: Poor pupper :(

262241  SuedeOxford: I like ricehorn

262256  BavidDowie: he ded

262260  a robot: If that's the case, you're doing it wrong

262284  toad: Genius. Lets the mother / father sit the child down whilst they do their business. You don't want the child sitting on / touching the dirty floor.

262269  Teechur: Unfetter a Bork Yahoo

262267  a robot: corgi's what?

262268  a robot: This looks EXACTLY like my cat! Only I don't have a deck and she'd never be left out unsupervised.

262255  lecj07: Winter came.

262116  Apple IIe: Im dead @jazzjunkie

262273  lecj07: Mmm. Giant cheeto

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262160 Felicity: @Prostata It's like Kinski from Nightbreed

262176 Teechur: Please DO NOT brew a new pot of coffee if you take the last cup. (Some reverse psychology for the Fakulty Room)

261949 Felicity: Pigloaf

262084 Felicity: @VeeKay Jean Baptiste Emanuel Zorg

262235 UltraBeverly: I'm just glad it has a USB connection?!?

262089 Felicity: Aooooo! Don't forget to send away for your three dee glasses kids!

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262107 Felicity: No heartbeat, you fork

261976 antipatterns: isn't even better than Polar fercrissakes

262086 Felicity: @DrNinjaman I want to kiss something that will turn ME into a beautiful princess!



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Score:
279
 
 Derp Herpigan: 5. Three, sir! Three! *Lobs grenade*
 Annoying Vegan : On a sunny day, its perfectly safe to blow dry your hair in the bathtub.
 SpaceCow: 4. By this time the casserole should be golden brown and may be left to cool on a rack before serving.
 Mr. Whiskers: 3. Dont pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger
 frankie: Died before they got to the third..
Image 227337   01-17-18   Uploaded by    cj22
Score:
521
 
 Dr Awkward: Cute doggo, but Jesus, put it on a diet. *reluctantly Bads dog picture*
 redrex: Still beautiful.
 Ignatius: Don't take it out on your pets tho..
Image 227336   01-17-18   Uploaded by    watwatwat
Score:
396
 
 Borm Pumpies: @ignatz Technically arranged.
 Kaviri: Ah, the bread made me laugh out loud.
 Sadbot: Good job skewering a taco shell without shattering it
 Not A Bot: That's just a good joke.
 demonius: Technically edible
Image 227335   01-17-18   Uploaded by    Dorb
Score:
509
 
 Kess: "You won't take me alive, coppah!"
 1979: TAG. You're it.
 Korrok: Korrok refuses....
 Skaalar: @Yurishiro Its a cardigan, thanks for noticing though.
 Dr Awkward: What kind of dinosaur is this?
 tea: Try ropin' 'im.
 Slickbrew: I SAID PULL OVER
Image 227334   01-17-18   Uploaded by    redbranch
Score:
317
 
 deadwombat: Smart! Presumably it folds up if he needs to make room for other people to get by
 2Berries: This is sad.
 Dr Awkward: Everyday I'm shufflin' (my iTunes playlist)
 Side Boob: I would have organ grinder music playing on a loop. And a little monkey collecting money.
Image 227333   01-17-18   Uploaded by    psyops
Score:
385
 
 WTF: ...and still doesn't.
 tokyopig: Move it football head.
 Ulillillia: st
Image 227332   01-17-18   Uploaded by    sir toke a lot
Score:
583
 
 nimbus: Sleep is the closest you can get in life to not being alive
 Dr Awkward: Yes, laying down for a peaceful nap is simple when you're stuffing from crushing anxiety!
 Kaviri: Who are we kidding, itll feel much worse.
Image 227331   01-17-18   Uploaded by    Natch
Score:
350
 
 San DoDo: Haha @David
 kazzy94: And hes still positive about it,good on him.
 funny in the wall: you can use them to roll a cig that's all kind of flavorful. sadly, we sometimes did that as teenagers because the closest gas 24 hour gas station was kind of far away
 XLY: its because of ads like these that i smoked unswitcherinoeds back when i used to smoke
 Jonananathan: No ifs ands or butts.
Image 227330   01-17-18   Uploaded by    younglink
Score:
580
 
 Korrok: Where did this come from....
 Mad Collager: Oh, and here's the best part: We get to watch as they clean up our poop! (Try not to laugh, though.)
 Kaviri: And doth survive the fittest.
 Side Boob: @Yurishiro Still a good deal
 redpeepee: "Oh Danny..another thing.. part of the deal is that we have to obey stupid commands, dress as ridiculous objects/other animals and getting our pics taken several thousands times per day."
Image 227329   01-17-18   Uploaded by    snekeyes
Score:
873
 
 Otterman: Excuse me, sir, but do you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ?
 Kaviri: I heard you was talkin shit!
 FabricMan: I got the promotion!
 Mr. Shine: Heeeeeere's Doggy!
 trucker: Im cat!
Image 227328   01-17-18   Uploaded by    CompletelyJoking
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