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253158  dangerkeith3000: Lethal Weapon 6 is great.

253159  dangerkeith3000: So did the guy sue the bar or the pork chop guy?

253158  Annoying Vegan : He just read about the pork chops.

253147  Teechur: BABKETBILL

253150  Teechur: And I, I chose the utensil less painted on.

253170  jackthesmack: There was a basketball player named Charles Shackleford at NC State a while back who bragged about being amphibious because he could dribble with both hands.

253162  sparename: These Polo Fruits have been misprinted

253166  sparename: "THE MIGHTY CLOR (hammer)"

253150  AstoriaBum: Take it.

253164  Not A Bot: Pigeon is checking cat still want's the execution order carried throug.

253153  WTF: Kids today grow up so fast.

253159  tib gubb: australian man and florida man... separated at birth?

253131  Robespierre: Sounds like a threat to me

253149  sparename: "very little helps"

253148  Robespierre: Dubious shortcut - but my wife's Fiat might make it

253152  Robespierre: It's true - beards have no grasp of the logical

253155  Robespierre: "What are you doing?" ears

253157  Robespierre: The Legend Of a Wheelman

253155  Side Boob: My cat warps time and space.

252956  Robespierre: @Winterneuro As I said, PRACTICALLY everything.

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252976 Robespierre: @Mr. Shine Juan Motime - (fei hu dui)

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253018 Ironass: He's hogging the whole float!

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

252985 Dr Awkward: I have this same license plate on my horse

252977 FireBreathingMarmot: I'm a bet on you when it comes to ag skills.

252895 hajjpodge: I've worked in retail since I graduated from High School, and I've been a dumpy supervisor and department manager. In my 7 years in this industry I can confidently state it is the Baby Boomers and affluent 40+ year olds who are the worst human beings I have to deal with on a regular basis. It is no surprise they've fucked the future of the country and the planet when they're so spiteful and selfish.

253003 FireBreathingMarmot: While weighing these radical lifestyle choices, consider eating a normal f-ing diet.

253037 FireBreathingMarmot: They spend their money on people - what a bunch of morons.

252990 xylophone: lolz @Jabberwikket



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Score:
385
 
 WTF: ...and still doesn't.
 tokyopig: Move it football head.
 Ulillillia: st
Image 227332   01-17-18   Uploaded by    sir toke a lot
Score:
583
 
 nimbus: Sleep is the closest you can get in life to not being alive
 Dr Awkward: Yes, laying down for a peaceful nap is simple when you're stuffing from crushing anxiety!
 Kaviri: Who are we kidding, itll feel much worse.
Image 227331   01-17-18   Uploaded by    Natch
Score:
350
 
 San DoDo: Haha @David
 kazzy94: And hes still positive about it,good on him.
 funny in the wall: you can use them to roll a cig that's all kind of flavorful. sadly, we sometimes did that as teenagers because the closest gas 24 hour gas station was kind of far away
 XLY: its because of ads like these that i smoked unswitcherinoeds back when i used to smoke
 Jonananathan: No ifs ands or butts.
Image 227330   01-17-18   Uploaded by    younglink
Score:
580
 
 Korrok: Where did this come from....
 Mad Collager: Oh, and here's the best part: We get to watch as they clean up our poop! (Try not to laugh, though.)
 Kaviri: And doth survive the fittest.
 Side Boob: @Yurishiro Still a good deal
 redpeepee: "Oh Danny..another thing.. part of the deal is that we have to obey stupid commands, dress as ridiculous objects/other animals and getting our pics taken several thousands times per day."
Image 227329   01-17-18   Uploaded by    snekeyes
Score:
873
 
 Otterman: Excuse me, sir, but do you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ?
 Kaviri: I heard you was talkin shit!
 FabricMan: I got the promotion!
 Mr. Shine: Heeeeeere's Doggy!
 trucker: Im cat!
Image 227328   01-17-18   Uploaded by    CompletelyJoking
Score:
634
 
 Dreforian: We dare not defy our lord Fluffy of the Upper Planes lest we draw its ire.
 Skaalar: Usually you gotta pay double for that kinda action.
 El hefe: David Blaine's cat
 guccigucci: Hovercat's cheating.
 Spazstatic: Deploy landing gear
 Soviette: Talk about flat chested
Image 227327   01-17-18   Uploaded by    celtic
Score:
527
 
 sergeant: @El hefe But will it BLEND?
 ironmaiden: FLEX-a-bump-bump-bump-bump, POWER TIRES!
 El hefe: I bet it floats
 Dr Awkward: Something something torque
 Kaviri: Well, I mean the parts were just laying there, so I just went ahead and did it.
 Ihminen: When you really want a mosnter truck but you're scared that people will start thinking you have a tiny dick
 karmakat: GEEZ LOUISE! Is the handles REALLY answering?
 sparename: Just how big is the radio-control handset?
Image 227326   01-17-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
460
 
 sodamachine: @Dr Awkward I cannot for the life of me think of a better usage for your brain
 Dr Awkward: @Yurishiro I've been walking through my daily life for the last month with my brain just arbitrarily making up Spoonerisms and I can't stop it. My wife will say something like "get some dog food" and some part of my brain will be like "hehe, Fog Dude" and the rest of my brain will be like "WTF?"
 Kaviri: And this is the bosss office, youll probably meet him later.
 mackdaddy: Reer Boom
 tib gubb: it's really more of a closet
 sparename: "You can't drink in here, this is the Beer Room..!"
 dobbiesdoogs: please don't post pictures of my office
Image 227325   01-17-18   Uploaded by    westerner
Score:
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 Aufziehvogel: Noone mentions that this resembles the White Dragon Noodle Bar in the 1st Blade Runner?
 SpaceCow: Star shaped noodles or their entertainer goes by Noodle? You have to come in to find out.
 Otterman: That seems nice.
Image 227324   01-17-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
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 rip odb: Something something smell of a man's colon something.
 Mad Collager: Early Minions were much taller.
 tokyopig: This is the face of a man impatient to get to work on the day's many vivisections.
 dope: Ancestor of Lord Buckethead
 funy speling: well? how do I look?
 Teechur: I'm ready for our date. Do you think you're ready?
Image 227323   01-17-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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