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272622  Dr Awkward: Spittin rhymes about his medical bracelet

272631  a robot: I had to reverse image search this to figure out what the fuck that second picture is. It's a duckling, top down view. Dad fell into the pool rescuing the duckling, apparently

272627  Dr Awkward: Alternate title: Brute Squad

272632  Prostata: is netfux advertising on the friendly spaceship now?

272617  UltraBeverly: Actually, all these images convince me that North Korea looks a lot like northern Ohio.

272434  Mr Bleak: Now, what did we say about feeding them after midnight?

272638  Chowdahead: That's why I always call them "Honey."

272638  Chowdahead: That's why I always call them "Honey."

272639  Annoying Vegan : Poetry?! Oh, noetry!

272618  Annoying Vegan : This synchronized swimming team is aquaphobic.

272629  Dr Awkward: Classic not-Kevin.

272641  Spray Tan: he just wanted a little head

272600  lecj07: @hajjpodge Domo Arigato, fister roboto

272634  Korrok: Kinky...

272633  Dr Awkward: A) African American Mystery is a sub genre? B) This book title is an anagram for British Atherogenic Hoochers C) 4.5 out of 5 stars!

272614  lecj07: The disapproving librarian. Before makeup.

272635  WannaBee: So long, and thanks for all the fish!

272636  lecj07: Should have been sleeping beauty. Then it would be twisted, but still accurate to source material.

272635  Dr Awkward: This years UCLA waterpolo team is suspiciously good.

272636  Dr Awkward: Im sure this would get all the rad votes on Ron Paul, but not around here.

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272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

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272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

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385
 
 WTF: ...and still doesn't.
 tokyopig: Move it football head.
 Ulillillia: st
Image 227332   01-17-18   Uploaded by    sir toke a lot
Score:
583
 
 nimbus: Sleep is the closest you can get in life to not being alive
 Dr Awkward: Yes, laying down for a peaceful nap is simple when you're stuffing from crushing anxiety!
 Kaviri: Who are we kidding, itll feel much worse.
Image 227331   01-17-18   Uploaded by    Natch
Score:
350
 
 San DoDo: Haha @David
 kazzy94: And hes still positive about it,good on him.
 funny in the wall: you can use them to roll a cig that's all kind of flavorful. sadly, we sometimes did that as teenagers because the closest gas 24 hour gas station was kind of far away
 XLY: its because of ads like these that i smoked unswitcherinoeds back when i used to smoke
 Jonananathan: No ifs ands or butts.
Image 227330   01-17-18   Uploaded by    younglink
Score:
580
 
 Korrok: Where did this come from....
 Mad Collager: Oh, and here's the best part: We get to watch as they clean up our poop! (Try not to laugh, though.)
 Kaviri: And doth survive the fittest.
 Side Boob: @Yurishiro Still a good deal
 redpeepee: "Oh Danny..another thing.. part of the deal is that we have to obey stupid commands, dress as ridiculous objects/other animals and getting our pics taken several thousands times per day."
Image 227329   01-17-18   Uploaded by    snekeyes
Score:
873
 
 Otterman: Excuse me, sir, but do you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ?
 Kaviri: I heard you was talkin shit!
 FabricMan: I got the promotion!
 Mr. Shine: Heeeeeere's Doggy!
 trucker: Im cat!
Image 227328   01-17-18   Uploaded by    CompletelyJoking
Score:
634
 
 Dreforian: We dare not defy our lord Fluffy of the Upper Planes lest we draw its ire.
 Skaalar: Usually you gotta pay double for that kinda action.
 El hefe: David Blaine's cat
 guccigucci: Hovercat's cheating.
 Spazstatic: Deploy landing gear
 Soviette: Talk about flat chested
Image 227327   01-17-18   Uploaded by    celtic
Score:
527
 
 sergeant: @El hefe But will it BLEND?
 ironmaiden: FLEX-a-bump-bump-bump-bump, POWER TIRES!
 El hefe: I bet it floats
 Dr Awkward: Something something torque
 Kaviri: Well, I mean the parts were just laying there, so I just went ahead and did it.
 Ihminen: When you really want a mosnter truck but you're scared that people will start thinking you have a tiny dick
 karmakat: GEEZ LOUISE! Is the handles REALLY answering?
 sparename: Just how big is the radio-control handset?
Image 227326   01-17-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
460
 
 sodamachine: @Dr Awkward I cannot for the life of me think of a better usage for your brain
 Dr Awkward: @Yurishiro I've been walking through my daily life for the last month with my brain just arbitrarily making up Spoonerisms and I can't stop it. My wife will say something like "get some dog food" and some part of my brain will be like "hehe, Fog Dude" and the rest of my brain will be like "WTF?"
 Kaviri: And this is the bosss office, youll probably meet him later.
 mackdaddy: Reer Boom
 tib gubb: it's really more of a closet
 sparename: "You can't drink in here, this is the Beer Room..!"
 dobbiesdoogs: please don't post pictures of my office
Image 227325   01-17-18   Uploaded by    westerner
Score:
440
 
 Aufziehvogel: Noone mentions that this resembles the White Dragon Noodle Bar in the 1st Blade Runner?
 SpaceCow: Star shaped noodles or their entertainer goes by Noodle? You have to come in to find out.
 Otterman: That seems nice.
Image 227324   01-17-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
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 rip odb: Something something smell of a man's colon something.
 Mad Collager: Early Minions were much taller.
 tokyopig: This is the face of a man impatient to get to work on the day's many vivisections.
 dope: Ancestor of Lord Buckethead
 funy speling: well? how do I look?
 Teechur: I'm ready for our date. Do you think you're ready?
Image 227323   01-17-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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