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249329  Prostata: booped

249326  Whatever: In memory of all those who lost their lives eating at Jack in the Box

249328  Whatever: The Howling reboot looks pretty low tech ...

249328  tib gubb: please excuse me while i laugh hysterically

249321  tib gubb: @Dresdenkeogh or saying things like "ooh this is really fun" between bites

249329  Yam: Dude... man

249312  funny in the wall: Not to nitpick, actually, yes, to nitpick thats a Ukrainian plate @dangerkeith3000

249326  Teechur: *Pop Goes the Weasel* intensifies...

249312  brian greene: aeaeoooo

249321  Dresdenkeogh: @grizzly @tib gubb @FabricMan @dangerkeith3000 consider holding and tickling the peel and intermittently slapping yourself with it.

249322  Dresdenkeogh: @dangerkeith3000 No just assholes as a whole. Not to say you're an asshole, I just hate *your* asshole.

249321  FabricMan: Remove the peel with your chompers. Lovingly caress the fruit as you nibble, bit by bit. Maintain eye contact with others at the table the whole time.

249326  Dresdenkeogh: @tib gubb it's nice to be back

249319  Not A Bot: I mean, okay, but it was mens' decision to not let women in the US military previously, and also women are now in combat roles so

249324  FabricMan: Why hasn't it seen it's parents for almost a week?!

249326  tib gubb: now we're in shit-your-pants territory

249189  lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249324  grizzly: @dangerkeith3000 don't cry. Don't raise your eye. It's only infant wasteland.

249324  Teechur: @Knice Decided to wait until after you learned to skate?

249317  barfolomew: @Otterman he might not be able to find an honest man, but it looks like he found a bunch of honest women

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3. Yurishiro
4. dangerkeith3000
5. Side Boob
6. Robespierre
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8. Teechur
9. Dr Awkward
10. Micro Jackson



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249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249148 Amy Housewine: Your halo is broken.

249073 addend: "Okay, Google, tell Siri to tell Alexa to tell the copier..."

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249106 Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro



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Supermansbrother uploaded 248855 (877 points)
Warrax uploaded 248880 (859 points)
Fast Sloth uploaded 248920 (846 points)
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aeroaero uploaded 248815 (831 points)
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 3. barfolomew: 5548 points
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 5. Annoying Vegan : 3081 points
 6. Not A Bot: 2936 points
 7. fanny: 2648 points
 8. Warrax: 2601 points
 9. tina: 2461 points
10. ChubbyBuddy: 2393 points
11. wordjones: 1999 points
12. dangerkeith3000: 1972 points
13. PlzPlzMe: 1820 points
14. Bad Dad: 1622 points
15. younglink: 1614 points
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Score:
873
 
 Otterman: Excuse me, sir, but do you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ?
 Kaviri: I heard you was talkin shit!
 FabricMan: I got the promotion!
 Mr. Shine: Heeeeeere's Doggy!
 Yurishiro: Im cat!
Image 227328   01-17-18   Uploaded by    CompletelyJoking
Score:
634
 
 Dreforian: We dare not defy our lord Fluffy of the Upper Planes lest we draw its ire.
 Skaalar: Usually you gotta pay double for that kinda action.
 El hefe: David Blaine's cat
 guccigucci: Hovercat's cheating.
 Spazstatic: Deploy landing gear
 Yurishiro: Talk about flat chested
Image 227327   01-17-18   Uploaded by    celtic
Score:
527
 
 sergeant: @El hefe But will it BLEND?
 Felicity: FLEX-a-bump-bump-bump-bump, POWER TIRES!
 El hefe: I bet it floats
 Dr Awkward: Something something torque
 Kaviri: Well, I mean the parts were just laying there, so I just went ahead and did it.
 Ihminen: When you really want a mosnter truck but you're scared that people will start thinking you have a tiny dick
 karmakat: GEEZ LOUISE! Is the handles REALLY answering?
 sparename: Just how big is the radio-control handset?
Image 227326   01-17-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
460
 
 Yurishiro: @Dr Awkward I cannot for the life of me think of a better usage for your brain
 Dr Awkward: @Yurishiro I've been walking through my daily life for the last month with my brain just arbitrarily making up Spoonerisms and I can't stop it. My wife will say something like "get some dog food" and some part of my brain will be like "hehe, Fog Dude" and the rest of my brain will be like "WTF?"
 Kaviri: And this is the bosss office, youll probably meet him later.
 Yurishiro: Reer Boom
 tib gubb: it's really more of a closet
 sparename: "You can't drink in here, this is the Beer Room..!"
 dobbiesdoogs: please don't post pictures of my office
Image 227325   01-17-18   Uploaded by    westerner
Score:
440
 
 Aufziehvogel: Noone mentions that this resembles the White Dragon Noodle Bar in the 1st Blade Runner?
 SpaceCow: Star shaped noodles or their entertainer goes by Noodle? You have to come in to find out.
 Otterman: That seems nice.
Image 227324   01-17-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
553
 
 rip odb: Something something smell of a man's colon something.
 Mad Collager: Early Minions were much taller.
 tokyopig: This is the face of a man impatient to get to work on the day's many vivisections.
 Felicity: Ancestor of Lord Buckethead
 Yurishiro: well? how do I look?
 Teechur: I'm ready for our date. Do you think you're ready?
Image 227323   01-17-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
502
 
 Spazstatic: I bet it smells great in there. Especially considering the stereotypical "outhouse" door.
 twenty4: Travelocity's clearly about to hit bottom.
 Mad Collager: This gnome enjoys the privy of his own car.
 Mr. Shine: There's not mush room, but the driver is a fun gi!
 ignatz: Road trip!
Image 227322   01-17-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
406
 
 Skaalar: Ive been told it rocks.
 Kaviri: Wait, where are you running off to?
 Ihminen: Spinal Tap playing a concert on this roof: "hellooo-uh... what was it again?"
 Yurishiro: I can tell you're a badass from the socks.
 Mr. Shine: This building is near Portland, on the airport approach path.
 Teechur: Greetings, fellow aliens.
 dobbiesdoogs: pilots: "thanks, brave hero! [all bank away]"
Image 227321   01-17-18   Uploaded by    lizzz
Score:
305
 
 Science: @Yurishiro: A hand with a dildo is the gladdest hand around
 Yurishiro: at least it's a knife and not a dildo
 Chest Rockwell: This guy tried to sell me a used car.
 charlemagne: they smile at your face, all the time they want to take your place
Image 227320   01-17-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
363
 
 Passive: An AR-Purrteen
 El hefe: Meowser
 Greek Fire: "What's that?" "A cat, 47"
 Mr. Shine: This cat is illegal in California.
 Side Boob: Also more accurate than an AK :P
 Side Boob: Tacticat!
 dobbiesdoogs: catlashnikov
 ignatz: Catticaltacticalcat or something..
 Zukero: Postal 2 in a nutshell
Image 227319   01-17-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
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