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262393  Not A Bot: I'm pretty curious what that handwritten sign in the window says...

262380  Fiveninety: doesn't have "should've," "should of" and "should'em"

262391  Shay: So one advantage of tripping on acid is it rejuvenates your hair?

262384  Fiveninety: @Herm Cremombies i can't -- we only have plus here

262387  Magdra: J:man you're so full of shit your eyes are brown. C: so are yours

262235  Shay: When Predator takes a shit.

262386  Robespierre: Image could use a red circle

262386  a sedated moose: Okay, why's everybody a random red name now?

262385  Robespierre: Needs a little adjustment in hue

262387  Robespierre: Dude's a reg'lar raconteur

262386  a sedated moose: Really?

262384  FabricMan: Whatever you do, don't send me large amounts of money!

262386  a sedated moose: eSam.

262385  FabricMan: After drinking blue Koolaid

262379  Robespierre: Install with the pointy end toward the front

262361  Robespierre: @Annoying Vegan Annoying yes, but I like it too.

262357  Robespierre: @Gold Morpumple Look to the left - Recent Comments - and our usernames appear there properly. Or at least as properly as our usernames can appear.

262385  WannaBee: All hail Hypnotoad.

262390  bigjim: Gotta love E! Youre the non-important minorities.

262384  trelyate: whatever you do, don't like this comment

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262338 Shay: This is some Tower of Babel shit going on 'ere.

262342 charlemagne: I no longer wish to be known by my slave name

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262151 VeeKay: Husbands instagram just two pictures of his tractor

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262195 Felicity: 150 percent

262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

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