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263011  AlexDeLarge: @Mr. Butt 2-4-6-8, homer's crime was really great! Great, meaning large or immense; we use it in the pejorative sense!

263013  a robot: @a robot You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies??

263013  a robot: I used to be a bank teller and we would collect and save money that was really old, beat up, drawn/written on or otherwise mutilated, and send it back to the government. I'm not saying that system is perfect but I just don't think it's very likely that this kind of bill would end up in an ATM

263004  Bluetocracy: Critical fail on your walk roll. It's definitely a Monday.

263005  Bluetocracy: I want some part of our planet to really be a steampunk culture, so we can go there to visit.

262993  FormerLurker: @Zarathustra youre right, totally gay. And thats why its rad.

263011  Bluetocracy: You are what you eat... Oh, so you ARE fingernails.

262994  FormerLurker: Healthy as a horse now.

262946  Whatever: Fact: theres sexual innuendo in every successful fast food franchise logo if you look at it right

262949  Whatever: On the bright side, you only have to buy one of these horrors, and it coordinates with Halloween

262997  Not A Bot: looks like the fence won a few, too

263011  Mr. Butt: Some words are both nouns and adjectives, depending on how you use them.

263009  FormerLurker: For the record, despite my criticisms, I still voted rad.

262956  Whatever: But is it kosher?

263009  FormerLurker: See, thats awesome that they literally ran out of everything... but as a former restaurant manager, I feel like what they shouldve done is go to the grocery store and pay full prices for more ingredients. Even the most unusual ingredients can typically be found at restaurant supply stores that are in even medium sized cities. As I always used to tell my staff, the customer is more valuable than the product. But hey, Im out of the restaurant industry now entirely, so its not my problem!

262959  Whatever: Obviously poaching from Chipotle

263008  Shay: And you see kids, this is why daddy drinks.

262901  Side Boob: Please state the nature of the fashion emergency.

262965  Whatever: Trumps new lawyer looks pretty darn sharp

262968  Whatever: And thats the last time anyone saw Santa alive

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262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262685 Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262697 piranharama: Great band name

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos



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 Snow Plow: I prefer mine with a side of lingonberries.
 AlexDeLarge: Cat breading has come full circle.
 Peter Pantsless: Aww, smooth like butter
Image 227288   01-16-18   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
442
 
 grizzly: Shut up, Meg.
 jem: "Urban Decay" is a fine name for a skin care product.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Before I even read anything I said Not Interested. Then I got it. Now I feel like I should appologize to someone or something.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Before I even read anything I said Not Interested. Then I got it. Now I feel like I should appologize to someone or something.
 Annoying Vegan : @glenalec please do not break the internet by typing Google into Google.
 Ulillillia: Just close your eyes and pretend it's Mila Kunis.
 Mexico: Hyper-specific porn is the chief product and authenticating sign of civilization.
 professorpig: @Peter Pantsless - THE INTERNET!!!
 Peter Pantsless: what even is this
 Nope: No thanks
Image 227287   01-16-18   Uploaded by    waffle iron
Score:
463
 
 jayjay: And then you found out that the Uber driver is really a DJ ... and all of the pieces just fell into place.
 funny in the wall: yes, that or he'll try to rape you
 tokyopig: Back in my day the taxi driver would just say "damn you smell like weed." Later we both got old and died.
Image 227286   01-16-18   Uploaded by    logono
Score:
280
 
 addend: Peter Porker.
Image 227285   01-16-18   Uploaded by    edvard
Score:
420
 
 Youll Cowards: @john dough Alleged humour is blurry in Japan as well.
 Side Boob: Thank god that's pixelated. I'd hate for a cartoon to be flipping me off.
 john dough: *were sorry
 john dough: I was under the impression that only genitals we're blurry in Japan.
 tokyopig: Ten out of ten fingering work.
 square44: how rude
 White Rice: @a sedated moose someones...-stylized- take on Pop Team Epic would be my guess.
 a sedated moose: Uh, what?
Image 227284   01-16-18   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
978
 
 White Rice: I guess after 3 repeats the bot finally recognized that it was literally the same image & wont allow the silliness to continue (which is odd, considering the number of classics, reclassics, and rereclassics that weve seen over time)
 fanny: return #227216
 m o l e m a n: Joker ... JOKER ... IT'S A TRIPLE!!!
 fanny: aww yisss!!
 tokyopig: Meanwhile on the Recursive Friendly Spaceship...
 Ulillillia: At least it's not a Tumblr screenshot.
 Lantry: somebody needs to shop the old watermark onto the bottom again, just for a little more flavor
 Jabberwikket: Needs an extra horse head, for each layer
 Teechur: A horse is a horse is a horse of course of course of course...
 White Rice: Oh man, were doing this, arent we?
 Nope: Gates on Gates on Gates
 Unicorn: Oh dear. This again! :-)
Image 227283   01-16-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
234
 
 stunt nuts: "Everyone hates the Science Fair" - it's a classic!
 tokyopig: Thesis defenses are just science fair projects for adults.
 Annoying Vegan : Boycott shampoo! Demand real poo!
 mrd0t: Personal Hygiene: A Land of Contrasts
Image 227282   01-16-18   Uploaded by    BabyVaccine
Score:
384
 
 satoshi: @Mr Bleak - to be honest, us aliens are never quite sure which end of you guys is which anyway.
 Mr Bleak: @glenalec Alien experimentation is the other end of the digestive system, apparently.
 Science: This Cyclops cosplay is all wrong - you'll never win first prize at Comic-Con!
 Mr. Shine: FIRIN' MAH LAZOORRRRRRR!!!
 tokyopig: Bob and Margaret really went super downhill after they moved the setting to Canada.
 Annoying Vegan : This Mentos commercial is weird.
 Jabberwikket: We get it, you consume irradiated antimatter plasma
 Gazden: Tooth whitening or alien experimentation? You decide.
Image 227281   01-16-18   Uploaded by    shwoarty
Score:
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 Skaalar: I need a hero.
 tokyopig: Its like staring into a tasteless infinity.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: I think I found my new best friend.
 MamboNumber6: Theyre bringing back Max Moon?
 bug: I just found my new dating profile pic.
Image 227280   01-16-18   Uploaded by    mrmrmr
Score:
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 reply: They keep calling me a bonehead, but I'm just Karl.
 Side Boob: They keep calling me fatty but i'm just...oh :P
 Niels Bohr: They keep calling me nazi but I'm just a white supremacist.
 tokyopig: They keep calling me Kevin Spacey but I'm actually just Kevin Airhead.
 Teechur: They keep calling my car rusty. It's just Ohioan.
 Gonzo: * I am actually from a part of Australia that is noticeably non-racist, which makes it a rather pleasant place to be in much of the time.
 Gallifrasian: They keep calling me racist, but I'm just Australian.*
Image 227279   01-16-18   Uploaded by    edgarallendoh
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