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257606  Knice: *hits This is BAD*

257583  Shay: At least there's one benefit to live in NY.

257483  Science: @hajjpodge: You do realize that people of all races sag their pants, right? I don't care what color, creed, or religion you are, I don't want to see your ass while I'm trying to eat a meal.

257516  Science: Well, Well, Milton Bradley's got a def one / It's a Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister) / Yeah, all the girls and homeboys / Playin' Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister!) / Spin the spinner and call the shot / Twister ties you up in a knot

257609  rachel: Also, just wanted to mention that Mike did an amazing job. He gave that kid the works! Hot lather, full face shave, aftershave, and a hot towel treatment, as well as the back massage that comes with every shave!

257597  Shay: "Wait, this tastes funny. Oh crap, it's poison ivy."

257545  Science: Cap'n - it seems there is a wee problem with the transporter...

257561  Science: @Fiveninety: Some clocks are secured to the wall.

257487  bubbles: @Side Boob huh?

257598  WTF: "Your dog's bark sounds a little off." "Yeah, today he's a little hoarse."

257599  Knice: That's nice, dear.

257598  Teechur: Bye bye, Lil' Sebastian....

257442  Teechur: There should be a moooon orbiting her.

257586  Teechur: I hope you find your Dad, Buddy. Thanks, Mr. Narwhal.

257592  Teechur: A little Viagra and he should be up in no time.

257593  Teechur: Oh hai!

257597  Bohab: Bun-bun?

257574  WTF: I didn't think it possible but Melania looks even trashier.

257536  Side Boob: @Mr. Shine MUHAHAHAHA! *tents fingers evilly*

257545  Side Boob: Before joining Starfleet, Montgomery Scott was a cop.

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2. Robespierre
3. VeeKay
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257326 Not A Bot: So instead of smothering my victims with their pillow, I can just shoot them with their freedom blanket

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257555 tib gubb: the cribbler

257558 Spazstatic: @a sedated moose thank goodness. Enjoy your vacation and drunkenness!

257301 Munkybut: That dude is 11 feet tall

257513 MasterTwig: People like this are 10 times more obnoxious than any so called "jocks".

257348 Urn BooUrn: @FabricMan It's a Dinghy!

257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie

257545 Science: Cap'n - it seems there is a wee problem with the transporter...

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.



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11. Side Boob: 1867 points
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13. Hyphae: 1758 points
14. rip odb: 1663 points
15. RzK: 1628 points
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Score:
855
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: tuner octopus
 SpaceCow: Octopus got themselves some sweet ground effects.
 pirate: Show us some ankle!
 Peter Pantsless: Everybody loves discopus!
 apoxia: Lovely
 daisy picker: Humans cant be this graceful, only disgraceful.
 space: All dressed up, and nowhere to go but the bottom.
 sparenamelaptopdied: Fractopus
Image 227236   01-16-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
466
 
 barfolomew: C'mon little guy. Leave a comment. Don't be afraid.
Image 227235   01-16-18   Uploaded by    Sprinkles
Score:
309
 
 Disclosure: Wow @Yurishiro
 Science: *BREATHING INTO PAPER BAG*
 younglink: OMG WHY IS THAT WRITTEN THERE
 Scoo: It's very effective!
Image 227234   01-16-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
585
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: Papa-oom-mow-mow
 pawsies: We Pray thee, frog almighty!
 sparenamelaptopdied: FROOOOOGGGS-IIIIIINNNN-SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACCE
 wwwdotcom: Image: The Hubbell Space Frogoscope.
Image 227233   01-16-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
545
 
 discodisco: Diggin' that newborn colon scent.
 Dreforian: "Can't believe they left me with this burrito!"
Image 227232   01-16-18   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
Score:
391
 
 NoRagrets: @Robespierre all of them
 crazymothaofa: @Robespierre-those horrible ones
 Bad Dad: And which plants might those be?
Image 227231   01-16-18   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
Score:
322
 
 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Try it he said. It will revolutionize motoring he said
 Aufziehvogel: "Roads? Where we're going we don 't need uhn sorry, yes, we need roads, a lot of them..."
 mwoody: The Prodigy's new single looking good.
 MabelSyrup: Goin' up the country; baby, you wanna go?
 Ihminen: Calm down Keith Apicary what does this have to do with the virtual boy anyways?
Image 227230   01-16-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
554
 
 wooden boy: @Dr Awkward dang
 jokertothethief: Ned's been piough'd.
 fanny: #227192
 Ulillillia: Nopely dopely
 sparenamelaptopdied: "If it blee-diddly-eeds, we can kill it"
 sparenamelaptopdied: Nedator
 Ihminen: Stupid scary Flanders
 Dr Awkward: Hi-diddly ho, terror-ino!
Image 227229   01-16-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
177
 
 Science: I'm sure he isn't buying all that for a kids sports team or concession stand or anything. Nope, let's take a picture!
 Himesama: When you promise you're going to diet and you buy food for the whole month.
 Ulillillia: Billy Corgan needs electolytes
 fracking: This attempt at cornering the market is going to fall short.
 Uncle Phil: @glenalec I'm not sure that mannequin has internal organs.
 Stoner: I hope he is calling the hospital about his impending multiple-internal-organ failure!
Image 227228   01-16-18   Uploaded by    Rembo Prundus
Score:
258
 
 Dr Awkward: @Yam [dumps 2 liter bottle of Diet Mountain Dew in neighbor's pool]
 Scoo: FILTH DESTROYER is the name of my grindcore band
 Yam: Interestingly one of the best indicators of peeing in the pool is the presence of artificial sweeteners. They pass through pretty much undigested, take long time to decompose and are unlikely to be from a different source
Image 227227   01-16-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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