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249312  funny in the wall: Not to nitpick, actually, yes, to nitpick thats a Ukrainian plate @dangerkeith3000

249326  Teechur: *Pop Goes the Weasel* intensifies...

249312  brian greene: aeaeoooo

249321  Dresdenkeogh: @grizzly @tib gubb @FabricMan @dangerkeith3000 consider holding and tickling the peel and intermittently slapping yourself with it.

249322  Dresdenkeogh: @dangerkeith3000 No just assholes as a whole. Not to say you're an asshole, I just hate *your* asshole.

249321  FabricMan: Remove the peel with your chompers. Lovingly caress the fruit as you nibble, bit by bit. Maintain eye contact with others at the table the whole time.

249326  Dresdenkeogh: @tib gubb it's nice to be back

249319  Not A Bot: I mean, okay, but it was mens' decision to not let women in the US military previously, and also women are now in combat roles so

249324  FabricMan: Why hasn't it seen it's parents for almost a week?!

249326  tib gubb: now we're in shit-your-pants territory

249189  lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249324  grizzly: @dangerkeith3000 don't cry. Don't raise your eye. It's only infant wasteland.

249324  Teechur: @Knice Decided to wait until after you learned to skate?

249317  barfolomew: @Otterman he might not be able to find an honest man, but it looks like he found a bunch of honest women

249323  tib gubb: ready for a ride on the rainbow

249324  dangerkeith3000: Baby Riley is a cool name I guess, but I would have went for Baba O'Reily.

249324  Knice: Wow, I was at least three weeks old before I could write!

151373  dangerkeith3000: Oh god he's stuck in a fart bubble!

249298  dangerkeith3000: Can't wait for May 29th.

249318  barfolomew: Well you should have specified

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1. Felicity
2. tib gubb
3. Yurishiro
4. dangerkeith3000
5. Side Boob
6. Robespierre
7. Scoo
8. Teechur
9. Dr Awkward
10. ignatz



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249073 addend: "Okay, Google, tell Siri to tell Alexa to tell the copier..."

249205 UltraBeverly: I want in on whatever this is

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249148 Amy Housewine: Your halo is broken.

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249106 Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.



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Bad Dad uploaded 248893 (1157 points)
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Commodore 64 uploaded 249129 (939 points)
Supermansbrother uploaded 248861 (933 points)
Fursona uploaded 248879 (888 points)
east bay uploaded 249180 (877 points)
Supermansbrother uploaded 248855 (877 points)
Warrax uploaded 248880 (859 points)
Fast Sloth uploaded 248920 (846 points)
Vanna uploaded 248979 (834 points)
aeroaero uploaded 248815 (831 points)
Fuzzpot uploaded 249097 (828 points)


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 2. Side Boob: 5722 points
 3. barfolomew: 5548 points
 4. WannaBee: 3551 points
 5. Annoying Vegan : 3081 points
 6. Not A Bot: 2936 points
 7. fanny: 2648 points
 8. Warrax: 2601 points
 9. tina: 2461 points
10. ChubbyBuddy: 2393 points
11. wordjones: 1999 points
12. dangerkeith3000: 1972 points
13. PlzPlzMe: 1820 points
14. Bad Dad: 1622 points
15. younglink: 1614 points
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Score:
855
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: tuner octopus
 SpaceCow: Octopus got themselves some sweet ground effects.
 glenalec: Show us some ankle!
 Peter Pantsless: Everybody loves discopus!
 apoxia: Lovely
 Yurishiro: Humans cant be this graceful, only disgraceful.
 space: All dressed up, and nowhere to go but the bottom.
 sparenamelaptopdied: Fractopus
Image 227236   01-16-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
Score:
466
 
 barfolomew: C'mon little guy. Leave a comment. Don't be afraid.
Image 227235   01-16-18   Uploaded by    Sprinkles
Score:
309
 
 Disclosure: Wow @Yurishiro
 Science: *BREATHING INTO PAPER BAG*
 Yurishiro: OMG WHY IS THAT WRITTEN THERE
 Scoo: It's very effective!
Image 227234   01-16-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
585
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: Papa-oom-mow-mow
 Yurishiro: We Pray thee, frog almighty!
 sparenamelaptopdied: FROOOOOGGGS-IIIIIINNNN-SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACCE
 wwwdotcom: Image: The Hubbell Space Frogoscope.
Image 227233   01-16-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
545
 
 discodisco: Diggin' that newborn colon scent.
 Dreforian: "Can't believe they left me with this burrito!"
Image 227232   01-16-18   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
Score:
391
 
 NoRagrets: @Robespierre all of them
 crazymothaofa: @Robespierre-those horrible ones
 Bad Dad: And which plants might those be?
Image 227231   01-16-18   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
Score:
322
 
 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Try it he said. It will revolutionize motoring he said
 Aufziehvogel: "Roads? Where we're going we don 't need uhn sorry, yes, we need roads, a lot of them..."
 mwoody: The Prodigy's new single looking good.
 MabelSyrup: Goin' up the country; baby, you wanna go?
 Ihminen: Calm down Keith Apicary what does this have to do with the virtual boy anyways?
Image 227230   01-16-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
554
 
 wooden boy: @Dr Awkward dang
 jokertothethief: Ned's been piough'd.
 fanny: #227192
 Ulillillia: Nopely dopely
 sparenamelaptopdied: "If it blee-diddly-eeds, we can kill it"
 sparenamelaptopdied: Nedator
 Ihminen: Stupid scary Flanders
 Dr Awkward: Hi-diddly ho, terror-ino!
Image 227229   01-16-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
Score:
177
 
 Science: I'm sure he isn't buying all that for a kids sports team or concession stand or anything. Nope, let's take a picture!
 Himesama: When you promise you're going to diet and you buy food for the whole month.
 Ulillillia: Billy Corgan needs electolytes
 fracking: This attempt at cornering the market is going to fall short.
 Uncle Phil: @glenalec I'm not sure that mannequin has internal organs.
 glenalec: I hope he is calling the hospital about his impending multiple-internal-organ failure!
Image 227228   01-16-18   Uploaded by    Rembo Prundus
Score:
258
 
 Dr Awkward: @Yam [dumps 2 liter bottle of Diet Mountain Dew in neighbor's pool]
 Scoo: FILTH DESTROYER is the name of my grindcore band
 Yam: Interestingly one of the best indicators of peeing in the pool is the presence of artificial sweeteners. They pass through pretty much undigested, take long time to decompose and are unlikely to be from a different source
Image 227227   01-16-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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