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232865  Mr Bleak: Instructions unclear: dick caught in ceiling fan. Again.

233366  Korrok: Korrok approves....

232874  Mr Bleak: @Side Boob Oh, Cod: you don't even feel gill-ty... have you no Sole?

233370  barfolomew: Specifically, 4chan.

233364  jazzjunkie: This is too timely

233372  Sadbot: @Side Boob The American male's

233385  glenalec: I suck goats!

233376  jazzjunkie: Mmmmmm, blueberry!

233376  barfolomew: Being female on Halloween: the two options.

233269  trelyate: You can always rely on the Polish!

233334  AlexDeLarge: @Mad Collager Yvan Eht Nioj

233379  sparename: Widening the circle of one's friends

233376  Side Boob: Step right this way, Ms. Beauregarde. The Oompa Loompas will take care of you.

233372  Side Boob: @Sadbot Who's ideals are we talking about here?

233363  VoR: Stranger things has taught me to stay away from trees

233367  VoR: She's crying cos she wants pineapple.

233364  DrNinjaman: Eh, I'd hit that

233382  glenalec: #thirdworldproblems

233373  VoR: I thumbed up myself right now. I could only see my hand cos the mirror is much higher than the loo. I know I mean well though

233373  trelyate: when you (+) your own comment

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233169 vape station: my sides hurt @FabricMan

233177 Teechur: @fanny Yes, as you said, a good piece of fruitcake is delicious. I've had enough of the other kind by accident to avoid it altogether.

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233167 glenalec: vv ASCII, do you speak it? Aggrogator! :-P

233267 Robespierre: I take it the Lord told them to do this

233152 kornisjon: Rad for addressing bad behaviour.

233157 BavidDowie: Finder's keepers

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233185 Ulillillia: And that's why BILL hasn't been around.

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Score:
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 Teechur: @Prostata Even though I deny it...and my cronies back me up .... I said it.
 RiderFan: Butthead would be a better president.
 well duh: I personally feel that this is a deep insult to the fine, outstanding legacy that is Beavis and Butthead.
 Robespierre: @Hyphae Pissed-Off Gym Teacher = Campaign Trail Don.
 dangerkeith3000: heh heh heh....VLADIMIR POOTIN'
 Mr. Butt: ARE YOU THREATENING ME!!? I NEED ICBMs FOR MY BUNGHOLE.
 Mr. Whiskers: @Hyphae No, Sanders is the Principal. They have the same voice.
 Sadbot: @Hyphae Alex Jones
 Ulillillia: Heh m heh heh, you said grab them by the...
 Hyphae: (Offscreen is Daria as Hilary Clinton, that hippy teacher dude as Sanders, and the Hank Hill prototype neighbor as Mitch McConnell) ...don't kow who the pissed off gym teacher would be, though
 Sadbot: "Here lies Pence; he scored with a horse"
 tib gubb: uhhuhuh europeans are fartknockers... heheheh yeah
 Prostata: heh heh heh heh heh heh... i said "shithole"... heh heh heh
 Robespierre: And here they are: Tanning Bed Don and Ghost Hair Liah!
Image 227004   01-15-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
329
 
 Felicity: Is that that talking dog that tells you not smoke pot?
 addend: The night is dark, but not dark enough.
 Annoying Vegan : I love you too, cool dog!
 Robespierre: That's a weird case of the hiccups, right there.
Image 227003   01-15-18   Uploaded by    Uncle Larry
Score:
713
 
 Felicity: That wacky Harrison Ford
 carpwoman: @RiderFan - Is that why she didn't see the cliff?
 VeeKay: For Christ's fucking sake Sullenberger, how many times have we had to talk about this?
 Not A Bot: oh my god
 RiderFan: "Here we see the airliner on the hillside laying her eyes, so that her young may hatch in safety."
 Side Boob: That'll buff right out
 a robot: The airplane just wanted a drink of water, ok?
 Prostata: see also: "Doing it wrong"
 Robespierre: Ripped from yesterday's front pages!
Image 227002   01-15-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
1139
 
 Mr. Shine: *flap*
 tib gubb: the latest in stealth technology...
Image 227001   01-15-18   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
374
 
 Mr Bleak: After the collapse of Wayne Enterprises Batman had to make economies.
 well duh: Quick! To the battery-assisted, internal gear hub driven BatCommuterCycle! *ring ring!*
 Robespierre: The Cycle of Life applies to Batman, too.
Image 227000   01-15-18   Uploaded by    Vivian
Score:
407
 
 addend: "Let's place it there, beside the vase."
 Weedheart: Stupid...
 Mad Collager: It's adjustable - just rub it a few times.
 VeeKay: Grandma's favorite seat in the house.
 VoR: Penis
 Robespierre: Choadstool.
Image 226999   01-15-18   Uploaded by    Prostata
Score:
508
 
 ping: That's a nice cock... I mean mug. Mug. Er... yeah.
 Mr. Shine: Now discredited!
 VeeKay: Talking about my Atom Heart Mother to Pink Freud.
 Shay: Word to your brother...I mean mother!
 Yurishiro: Motherloving Freud!
 VoR: I'd love an average mother
Image 226998   01-15-18   Uploaded by    kswat
Score:
212
 
 Yurishiro: Man remember the eighties? What?? 2012??
 Science: Face. FACE!
 Mr. Butt: These are my people.
 Robespierre: Livin' on the EDGE, lads.
Image 226997   01-15-18   Uploaded by    Ignatius
Score:
362
 
 addend: I hope this rainstorm is brief.
 Bohab: Strictly enforced by your biology
 a sedated moose: A wise man once said "Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!"
 WTF: Unless you are a fish then please do.
Image 226996   01-15-18   Uploaded by    Mord Tingies
Score:
146
 
 Side Boob: @Yam I agree. There are always other factors at play, and you have named quite a few good ones (don't get me started on corn subsidies). I still maintain that in most cases, 98% of the blame rests on the individual. Just my $.02
 Mr. Butt: @Yurishiro July 9. Easy to remember, because it's also Tom Hanks' birthday.
 Yam: @Side Boob Theres a lot of truth and insight in what youre saying, and I think personal responsibility is a major contributor, but I do think there are other factors at play. I think the food pyramid and decades of telling people to eat low fat have done a lot of harm. I think corn subsidies have too. Propagation of fad diets and supplements and super foods have fucked with a lot of peoples good intentions. Food desserts are a real problem. There are a lot of changes we can make as a society to help the problem, apart from solely relying on every individuals sense of responsibility.
 Side Boob: @Yurishiro Tolerance and support are what everyone needs. Unfortunately it's in short supply.
 Yurishiro: @Mr. Butt Wow, some memory you have there mr butt I bet you never forget mrs butt birthday!
 Yurishiro: @Side Boob I completely agree, but it's not so easy for most People to be as brave as you to admit all of that. Facing ourselves and Facing our faults and responsibilities, realizing where we are wrong and where we are right requires very deep thinking, courage and strenght of character. Some People can easily, other not easily at all. There even are some People Who when forcefully put to face their faults, upon realization can't even bear to live with it and commit suicide. The key is in tolerance and supportive advice
 Side Boob: Real Talk: I'm overweight because I'm lazy. It's all my fault. I eat too much crap food, even though there are healthy choices available to me. I can cook, but I choose not to. If I'm too large for an airline seat, automobile, whatever, it's my fault. Nobody owes me wider seats or larger doors. Getting fat is easy. Like really easy. Losing the weight is hard. It's been this way forever, long before fast food and fizzy sodas that everyone likes to blame. The problem, outside of glandular issues and drug side effects, rests solely on the person. I'd love someone to blame for my being overweight, but it's my fault. The REAL issue is that nobody wants to accept responsibility for their actions.
 Yam: @Sadbot I agree with that as well. There are a lot of systemic challenges to attaining better health as it relates to weight, as well as when it doesnt. The economic realities of a huge portion of people in western society make healthy living incredibly difficult. The North American food system is at the very least misguided, if not broken. Access to competent health care is still not nearly as universal as I feel it ought to be. My feeling on fat acceptance is that its a positive thing and helps everyone to feel good in their body, I just worry at times it covers for some of the more societal level challenges people face, and in some extreme cases, counteracts attempts to help people live healthier lives (for example, the backlash against Michele Obamas work to improve the qualit
 Yam: @jochenau Completely agree. I think the best way forward is to encourage everyone to make heathiet lifestyle choices by being supportive, not judgemental. Fat acceptance is a great thing on the whole, I just feel like at times it gets seen as being in opposition to fitness and nutrition influencers, when I think the two can be quite complementary.
 Sadbot: @jochenau @Yam Unfortunately most people like to attack the victims of systemic problems rather than the systems. I would bet my meager savings on an enforced 36hr work week reducing the average weight of U.S. citizens. I used to have a job around those hours and I felt great having an entire afternoon mid-week to get some exercise or cook a decent meal. The real disgusting moral failures are the people who work us to death with no time off for stress release.
 Robespierre: @Yam If that's the case, perhaps we should also be more realistic about the challenges the widespread plague of people living past the age of 50 poses to the healthcare system as well.
 jochenau: @Yam I think we should definitely acknowledge and be aware of the health problems associated with obesity, but I also think we should stop treating fat people as moral failures and objects of disgust.
 Yam: Im all for fat acceptance as long as were still realistic about the challenges widespread obesity poses to the healthcare system, if that makes sense?
 Side Boob: How is it decolonization? Are you being kicked out of America? Denied the opportunity to go to Mars, maybe?
 WTF: @Mr. Butt Unfortunately she's still waiting.
 dangerkeith3000: I don't get it.
 Mr. Butt: Got it! #63761
 Mr. Butt: I remember that this was posted over two years ago, and I commented something like: "I bet this is what it's like to read freshman philosophy essays."
 Micro Jackson: Colon joke?
Image 226995   01-15-18   Uploaded by    Beer 30
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