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258442  Ironass: Was this playing at the time? #258448

258449  grizzly: @grizzly oh. I was talking about my wife. I forgot I left that part out of the story...

258448  Ironass: The closing theme to "Jaws"?

258449  grizzly: @VoR not open enough sometimes, but I try!

258450  Ironass: Try and get me now, cat!

258456  FabricMan: Better than "Contains: Chicken"

258463  Ironass: I think that ball gag is a little big for him.

258314  Knice: Return flight: #258466

258451  XLY: lucky dog

258466  Knice: This post gave me mesothelioma. #258314

258457  XLY: @a robot this is stupid

258469  Ironass: That's a shitty joke.

258404  raditzu: 100% Australia!

258450  raditzu: Skaven.

258434  Mr. Shine: @WTF No, no idea what that is.

258470  Sandor: Bun tired

258477  Ihminen: never had that happen but i have had it happen a million times where the cord of my earbuds get caught in the handle of a door i walk by and holy shit is it infuriating

258467  Warrax: @Spazstatic America was named after someone's child.

258434  WTF: @Mr. Shine Off topic, do you post on Wapo's mobile app. I saw someone with your handle on there.

258459  Not A Bot: CHAOS!

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258272 Felicity: Excellent

258337 charlemagne: but I have no sister

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258297 isosceleswaffle: Gradually becomes a disaster.

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258270 berlin: me too

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

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 Entertainmentalist: I want to believe this packaging is real, intentional, and somehow got past all the marketing execs who might have had better judgment.
 effzeeceekay: *shudders*
 BavidDowie: gd furries ruin everything
 addend: Bring back Mr. Whipple already.
 Scoo: Removes more flecks of feces faster than the leading brand! Also, bear tits.
 Warrax: Wash that filthy crack.
 Mr. Butt: Dios mio
 dangerkeith3000: tiddies
 a sedated moose: Them's some silver dollars right there.
Image 226876   01-14-18   Uploaded by    Wumph Morms
 Mr Bleak: @Annoying Vegan And they double up as cocktail shakers for vampires.
 Peddy Tenderglass: Apparently the most rad product. First search engine suggestion for the word 'diva' now. Put a cork in it!
 jochenau: @Annoying Vegan It looks like they weren't even really on the market until the late 80's, so maybe your mom's off the hook? And I don't think I've ever seen an ad or commercial for these...methinks pad and tampon manufacturers are probably spending a fair bit to keep things quiet.
 a robot: I mean I am fully in favor of these and I think they are rad. But I'm still not sure why someone saw fit to post a random sideways photo of one.
 Annoying Vegan : @jochenau They are the BEST. Spent $40 on one 8 years ago, and have not spent a dime on hygiene products since. I am still livid that no doctor or nurse, not even my own mother bothered to tell me this existed.
 Teechur: Great. Yet ANOTHER option my poor daughter has to choose from. We had an exasperating trip to the store this evening.
 Mexico: Since I'm a guy, my possible uses for this are "tiny hat" and "tiny horns."
 jochenau: I had no idea these existed until recently, they're pretty nifty I guess?
 Nope: Haha, women get menstrual cycles!
Image 226875   01-14-18   Uploaded by    randomhobo
 Scoo: Ruh roh Raggy!
 Not A Bot: llama
 tib gubb: that's what a space fart looks like
 Side Boob: I yelled at this picture because Im old
Image 226874   01-14-18   Uploaded by    Handyman
 El Barto: @Science And now I will too haha. Dang.
 Science: Whenever I see a squat like this, I always feel that the person's arms are just about ready to snap backwards, ripping them out of the sockets.
 El Barto: This isn't actually dumb, the truth is i'm just jealous.
 Wet farts: Their braces are locked.
 ignatz: Swolemates
 Side Boob: Girls squatting form is good. Man is obvious Western spy.
 Nope: Ugh, makes me sick, they should really be squatting in shoes with less arch support.
Image 226873   01-14-18   Uploaded by    Frum Temps
Image 226872   01-14-18   Uploaded by    falling
 addend: Try a tic-tac.
 jochenau: Guess you know what you're wishing for now.
Image 226871   01-14-18   Uploaded by    redpeepee
 Hokie333: "o/' Life's a game that you're bound to lose / Like using a hammer to pound in screws / Fuck up once and you break your thumb / If you're happy at all then you're goddamn dumb..."
 Teechur: Left-handed threads on that screw.
 Skinr: "All right you primitive screwhead, listen up!"
Image 226870   01-14-18   Uploaded by    tears as lube
 Teechur: Not usually a comment guy, but.... ok, yes I am.
 WTF: Geez nuts
 Shay: Awwww geez....
Image 226869   01-14-18   Uploaded by    topcity
 ineedhepl: Want to get baked and watch Peoples Court?
 beckybecky: Celebrity is a cruel mistress.
 duckfarts: yes
Image 226868   01-14-18   Uploaded by    effzeeceekay
 LKoroton: Venezuela!
 charlemagne: those are good quality shelves, I'll take seven
 Warrax: I missed it, as usual.
 tib gubb: like bottled water in an georgia snow flurry
 Annoying Vegan : Not usually a sign guy but wow
 FabricMan: Such empty!
Image 226867   01-14-18   Uploaded by    craftjunk
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