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227783  Teechur: I would not like a baked pinata.

227736  Felicity: I wonder if thats a 1970s carpet pattern

227737  Felicity: They all seem equally happy for once. Rad

227786  Teechur: This telescope shows that something wicked this way comes.

227662  jazzjunkie: @Yurishiro Destroyed again 2008

227667  jazzjunkie: Sounds like something from the "nihilist Arby's" Twitter account.

227660  jochenau: Linguistics is the science of discovering patterns and rules we have zero conscious awareness of, yet use and manipulate effortlessly every day as we communicate.

227731  SimonSaysGarfunkel: @jochenau HAL open pod bay doors

227674  jazzjunkie: Having life figured out is overrated.

227684  jazzjunkie: Truck question; Nicholas Cage isn't capable of making a variety of facial expressions!

227716  jazzjunkie: Am I being detained?

227744  Felicity: @Prostata We need a quick brown foxxo

227745  Felicity: @sparenamelaptopdied You just made me realise that Madonna and Louis from /Seeing Things/ have the same last name! Mind blown (but not in a /Scanners/ way)

227679  jochenau: @Mr. Shine I did Google Juliana Wetmore. It seems that her condition was surprising to both the parents and the doctors, indicating that the parents don't have the condition, so you can't say they shouldn't have tried to have children. So...should she have been immediately euthanized upon discovery? She does require medical intervention for eating and breathing but she's far from a vegetable, can hear and communicate, and generally doesn't seem to feel she's been treated cruelly.

227747  Felicity: I beg your what?

227747  Felicity: @Amy Housewine My coworker used to say that it sounded like Paula Abdul was saying: Ooh, Im in the funky wig! in the song Vibeology

227784  antipatterns: "finally, someone i can relate to."

227758  jazzjunkie: It's more about the notes you *don't* play.

227761  Not A Bot: Best self prostate exam ever.

227783  Ulillillia: That has to be intentional.

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3. Yurishiro
4. Ulillillia
5. dangerkeith3000
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9. Science
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

227742 wolfpk: Without the bread of life... your toast

227748 Felicity: MEAT. Its whats for dinner!

227731 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @jochenau HAL open pod bay doors

227609 Nothing: Hell yeah, Goofus and Gallant rules

227726 fanny: *drops off mother-in-law, doesn't even stay for reward*

227689 Prostata: @Felicity Keep your stick on the ice!

227720 jochenau: Look and feel more natural than...your natural shape? I don't get it.

227741 jochenau: This isn't a "leave a polite note" situation, this is a "find the bastard and fire him" situation.

227684 jazzjunkie: Truck question; Nicholas Cage isn't capable of making a variety of facial expressions!

227612 Science: Slutty-O's!



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10. Handyman: 1880 points
11. Emoji: 1872 points
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 Astanapan: Is the alert admissible evidence if I wasn't made aware that my mattress is smart?
 Felicity: Smarttress is a great bad portmanteau word
 XLY: I'm glad my college roommate didn't have one of these because he still thinks I never pushed together our beds and used them for fucking on when he was out of town
 addend: Dumbttress(TM) don't care how you handle your business.
 Robespierre: (I was concerned that it had something to do with goats. Or ponies)
 Robespierre: @Nope Ah. My fears have been allayed.
 Nope: @Robespierre gyroscope
 Robespierre: @Nope, I mean the technology.
 Nope: @Robespierre I believe its the "If the van is a rocking don't come knocking" principle.
 Warrax: It was me, all along. I broke in to your house and jumped on the bed. I'm sorry.
 Robespierre: Yeah ... but HOW?
Image 226711   01-13-18   Uploaded by    nimbus
Score:
661
 
 wolfpk: It's so fluffy!
 addend: ...versus #226692.
 Robespierre: Being actively recruited by the Winnipeg Blue Bombers
Image 226710   01-13-18   Uploaded by    male anon
Score:
691
 
 Robespierre: Smol kett i'smol.
Image 226709   01-13-18   Uploaded by    weed poop
Score:
241
 
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Silly lady, youre not sharing that wine.
 Teechur: I call this my Cat Lady Cupboard
 Robespierre: "This is where I stow the good stuff."
 tib gubb: rich people diet
Image 226708   01-13-18   Uploaded by    PornoPedler
Score:
309
 
 E. HONDA: youtube.com/…
 Felicity: I admire his hair, chin, and thinness.
 addend: iDropper.
 Robespierre: Finalizing the lease - he'll be moving in next week.
Image 226707   01-13-18   Uploaded by    twenty4
Score:
382
 
 Felicity: I miss /Andy Richter, P.I./
 ignatz: To be stupid, you need the capacity for intelligence..
 addend: "This is a mirror You are a written sentence".
 Nope: No, you are thinking of the internet.
 Robespierre: Hey, man, is that a URL I detect?
 Ulillillia: Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity
 Yurishiro: Is this poetry? Because I hate poetry.
Image 226706   01-13-18   Uploaded by    phailsauce
Score:
429
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Human Dadnopede
 Nope: Ol Papa Greg has a 9 year old for legs
Image 226705   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Chile Quornwrap
Score:
391
 
 glenalec: Lifestyle and diet choices lead to an early death from complications arising from pneumonia.
 Yurishiro: They fatten him To later eat angus steak
 furneim: My spirit animal
 Ulillillia: same
 tib gubb: you dog fat
Image 226704   01-13-18   Uploaded by    greg
Score:
462
 
 Felicity: Thats why you complete me, cat
 WotGives: Reminds me of that one Weakerthans song
 Yurishiro: No shit
 tib gubb: you sure don't, you arrogant little shit.
 Nope: Well yeah, you are a cat. What responsibilities do you have?
Image 226703   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
508
 
 Robespierre: The Abominable Terrier.
 necronomicon: Your snownauzer is done with its business and wants to come in.
 dobbiesdoogs: heard you were talking shit
Image 226702   01-13-18   Uploaded by    BFHoodrich
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