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273182  Sadpygmy: F'n birds

273289  Double-Munched Tacotito: Which Pink Floyd album cover is this again?

273263  Dr Awkward: @ignatz But also because theyre assholes

273275  Dr Awkward: @Not A Bot That falls a bit out of the scope of a postmans job description

273300  Not A Bot: Cucahbah wata fo custamah only!

273283  WannaBee: Lieutenant Dan! You got new legs!

273255  AlexDeLarge: Always rad for pet rats

273225  KickassHellyeah: same here @addend!!!

273297  Kevin II: Obviously the other pic of them all 25 years older dressed up and posing in the same way got whack offped...

273293  tib gubb: the forest - it is haunted

273267  a robot: The apocalypse is happening but at least we have tacos?

273294  Annoying Vegan : This is me trying to eat less sugar even though my husband is really good at baking.

273265  El hefe: The world leader in nilla wafer research

273279  HermwoodLitmajor: Despite the geometry, would.

273290  Prostata: gtfo with this shit

273292  Prostata: good doggo

273292  ignatz: Yeah but it's Coors Light so what's the point?

273296  ignatz: Is this a sportish thing? I normally associate those marshmallow microphone headsets with sportsing..

273282  tib gubb: turns out granny keeps it realer

273233  Prostata: wtf were you eating in May?

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272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273224 Uncle Phil: In the beginning of the year and I have a few questions about the Genesee county and I will be there at the same time as the new index finger in your where are you located and what are you looking for?



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10. Never AFK: 1775 points
11. Mexico: 1724 points
12. norgu5: 1648 points
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Score:
324
 
 Astanapan: Is the alert admissible evidence if I wasn't made aware that my mattress is smart?
 Hungy Dingus: Smarttress is a great bad portmanteau word
 XLY: I'm glad my college roommate didn't have one of these because he still thinks I never pushed together our beds and used them for fucking on when he was out of town
 addend: Dumbttress(TM) don't care how you handle your business.
 Fuzzpot: (I was concerned that it had something to do with goats. Or ponies)
 georgerino: @Nope Ah. My fears have been allayed.
 Nope: @Robespierre gyroscope
 Stephen Milkmus: @Nope, I mean the technology.
 Nope: @Robespierre I believe its the "If the van is a rocking don't come knocking" principle.
 Warrax: It was me, all along. I broke in to your house and jumped on the bed. I'm sorry.
 toaster: Yeah ... but HOW?
Image 226711   01-13-18   Uploaded by    nimbus
Score:
686
 
 wolfpk: It's so fluffy!
 addend: ...versus #226692.
 NFLitGirl: Being actively recruited by the Winnipeg Blue Bombers
Image 226710   01-13-18   Uploaded by    male anon
Score:
688
 
 horny horn: Smol kett i'smol.
Image 226709   01-13-18   Uploaded by    weed poop
Score:
241
 
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Silly lady, youre not sharing that wine.
 Teechur: I call this my Cat Lady Cupboard
 Crim Tender: "This is where I stow the good stuff."
 tib gubb: rich people diet
Image 226708   01-13-18   Uploaded by    PornoPedler
Score:
309
 
 E. HONDA: youtube.com/…
 Rachelina: I admire his hair, chin, and thinness.
 addend: iDropper.
 skunkrocker: Finalizing the lease - he'll be moving in next week.
Image 226707   01-13-18   Uploaded by    twenty4
Score:
382
 
 Aaron Spacemuseum: I miss /Andy Richter, P.I./
 dad: To be stupid, you need the capacity for intelligence..
 addend: "This is a mirror You are a written sentence".
 Nope: No, you are thinking of the internet.
 sergeant: Hey, man, is that a URL I detect?
 Ulillillia: Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity
 beyardo: Is this poetry? Because I hate poetry.
Image 226706   01-13-18   Uploaded by    phailsauce
Score:
429
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Human Dadnopede
 Nope: Ol Papa Greg has a 9 year old for legs
Image 226705   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Chile Quornwrap
Score:
391
 
 elmstreet: Lifestyle and diet choices lead to an early death from complications arising from pneumonia.
 communist: They fatten him To later eat angus steak
 furneim: My spirit animal
 Ulillillia: same
 tib gubb: you dog fat
Image 226704   01-13-18   Uploaded by    greg
Score:
462
 
 skunkrocker: Thats why you complete me, cat
 WotGives: Reminds me of that one Weakerthans song
 majorchamp: No shit
 tib gubb: you sure don't, you arrogant little shit.
 Nope: Well yeah, you are a cat. What responsibilities do you have?
Image 226703   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
508
 
 kate2point0: The Abominable Terrier.
 necronomicon: Your snownauzer is done with its business and wants to come in.
 dobbiesdoogs: heard you were talking shit
Image 226702   01-13-18   Uploaded by    BFHoodrich
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