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233939  Robespierre: Laziness taken to a whole new level - and I'll bet it's loud as fuck, too

233941  Jabberwikket: Is this about Milkman Dan? Cause if its not about him, I'm not gonna get my ant to read it to me.

233926  trelyate: test taker: Donald Trump

233941  a robot: What the hell is the point of this

233922  WTF: So good you won't believe it's not Spam!

233940  Robespierre: Guess those Volvos really aren't all THAT safe after all

233944  sparename: This missile follows the little red dot

233924  WTF: Sleeps through the routine and Russia still gives her a 10.0

233942  Robespierre: Hm. I want this wall cloud in my living room. And those mammatus would make for a pretty cool ceiling, too

233926  9mm: this is me

233937  WTF: Reducing the Oval Office down to the level of a Wal-Mart bathroom.

233941  Shay: Something something milk and then I nodded off to sleep.

233937  Ulillillia: It's rare when Sarah Palin is the smartest person in a room.

233941  Ulillillia: tinytxt.jpg

233939  Sadbot: A weapon to surpass Metal Gear

233939  Scoo: Edison invented that, didn't he?

233940  Scoo: Now you can party all day

233930  Robespierre: "Everybody says she's lookin' good / And the lady knows it's understood / Strutter..."

233914  Not A Bot: They're all on A-G! Just kidding you're gonna die alone like me.

233938  glenalec: The friendly escape-pod.

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3. Yurishiro
4. dangerkeith3000
5. Felicity
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9. Side Boob
10. Scoo



The top ten most commented-on images today:

233783 hajjpodge: This is too much for me.

233737 Wooden Spoon: Louis CK quote in a less repugnant package.

233910 Felicity: In Soviet Russia, food smells you

233730 White Rice: @barfolomew @jochenau happy to be of service (but not as happy as the creator has been...ugh, I made myself a little sick thinking about that :-P)

233742 Teechur: @Robespierre Or Sammy Davis Jr.!

233819 Felicity: @Beef Supreme To paraphrase an old quote, Aspergers is Gods way of insuring that the truly gifted arent burdened with children

233762 Science: GIS results are inconclusive, but look like Track Cyclist. When I rode a bike, my calves were huge, but I never had thighs like these...

233823 Beef Supreme: @dangerkeith3000 that's when you swing a leg over the back of a chair when sitting down. The sculpture is clearly airing out his wedding tackle on a warm day.

233867 glenalec: 14 hours With Out Oxygen.

233880 FatTigerWoods: Cover up, your genius is showing



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nclaw uploaded 233533 (828 points)
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Punt Numbles uploaded 233548 (817 points)
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 3. Yurishiro: 5836 points
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 5. Mr. Shine: 3362 points
 6. barfolomew: 3015 points
 7. ping: 2778 points
 8. Side Boob: 2607 points
 9. Ulillillia: 2459 points
10. Annoying Vegan : 2197 points
11. DrinkMixMan: 2113 points
12. Skinr: 1787 points
13. VeeKay: 1769 points
14. Shay: 1740 points
15. Gomi Day: 1735 points
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Score:
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 ignatz: @dangerkeith3000 this is a good one of these
 dangerkeith3000: All the light lines are vertical and all the blue lines are horizontal. This is a great optical illusion.
 Robespierre: Looks like a fine pattern for boxers OR briefs.
 Annoying Vegan : Classic Victoria
Image 226694   01-13-18   Uploaded by    PygmyGremlin
Score:
195
 
 RiderFan: @Prostata Since it wont show an underscore in the youtube link, just look up Elmo and Cookie Monster have some Adult Fun.
 Mr. Shine: @WTF plug it in during your next shower and find out?
 addend: (Buys body wash.)
 WTF: Does it still vibrate like the Tickle Me Elmo?
 Prostata: it's bugger-me elmo
Image 226693   01-13-18   Uploaded by    FarmerWalk
Score:
620
 
 Mr Bleak: Borkf! You gonna finish that sandwich, or ...
 wolfpk: Some used a can opener
 tib gubb: new meaning to the term 'friend zone'
 Yurishiro: "who's a good b-" *dies trampled*
 Robespierre: Hail, hail, the dogs' all here...
 Annoying Vegan : Squad goals!
 Nope: I would pet all them doggos
 Urn BooUrn: You've come to the right neighborhood, mother-friended.
Image 226692   01-13-18   Uploaded by    shark
Score:
265
 
 Not A Bot: "Body" Wand... Seems legit.
 Robespierre: Nothing but the dead and dying back in my little town...
Image 226691   01-13-18   Uploaded by    drilldo
Score:
295
 
 Mr. Shine: As a retail worker, I want to force the owner to eat whatever is left on the floor.
 dangerkeith3000: When you gotta go you gotta go
 Not A Bot: This fish has a strong odor
Image 226690   01-13-18   Uploaded by    RzK
Score:
408
 
 Not A Bot: Nicholas Cage's worst nightmare
Image 226689   01-13-18   Uploaded by    sassysass
Score:
146
 
 dangerkeith3000: Where's my Bitchat?
 OldKentuckyShark: BITCH WHAT!?
Image 226688   01-13-18   Uploaded by    gggina
Score:
421
 
 Teechur: @dangerkeith3000 I lichen it to some other sort of vegetation.
 dangerkeith3000: It's amazing how the trees are growing sideways.
Image 226687   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Black Jesus
Score:
302
 
 Mr Bleak: OK ... now who wants to open one? FFFFOOOSH!
 glenalec: @charlemagne - throw me the Pepsi, I'll throw you the whip.
 Mr. Shine: Good one.
 charlemagne: I'll never make it across, through me a rope
 sparename: "There's got to be a 'Lakynn' in here, somewhere"
 tib gubb: uh... he did it.
 Yurishiro: Can not
 BavidDowie: Someone's got a bit of a coke problem
 a robot: "Well, I quit."
Image 226686   01-13-18   Uploaded by    CompletelyJoking
Score:
528
 
 sparename: "Back To The Furniture"
 Xeno: @Xeno Eszett not allowed, eh?
 Xeno: CalvinGro
 XLY: I don't normally rad cat pics but dam this got me good
 Yurishiro: Cows don't make great indoor pets.
 Annoying Vegan : Stop over feeding your pets
 Nope: Marky Mark and the Chunky Bunch
Image 226685   01-13-18   Uploaded by    NotHuman
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