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227381  Dr Awkward: I don't want none unless you.... oh wait, are those buns? Thanks, Hon!

227388  dangerkeith3000: Try to play an F barred chord on THAT. I dare ya.

227388  Dr Awkward: Go on. Play a guitar. Just a tall one, even.

227275  glenalec: @Mr. Shine - :-D. The whole building (and all those around) are the university. The business school's post-grad department is on the floor above my (media-arts + graphic-design) department (technically two different departments themselves, but sharing facilities - universities are complex beasts!).

227386  Dr Awkward: @PenguinBartender Comment of the day material right here.

227380  Mr. Shine: @FabricMan It ain't. VVV

227380  Mr. Shine: @Himesama LOL no, it isn't: knowyourmeme.com/memes/…

227387  Dr Awkward: This is viscerally upsetting.

227380  FabricMan: If ever there was a clearer example of Poe's Law, I never saw it. I genuinely don't know if this is real or not

227188  Eleftheros: @Ulillillia That's how I found out about the 'ship in the first place!

222890  Mr Bleak: And "Today's weirdo item" is ... the "Bitch fist". I refuse to comment on this coincidence.

227238  Spazstatic: @Peter Pantsless I've been known to roll ships and SRV alike down mountains. Frontier got what I hope was a somewhat amusing bug report when my friend's game crashed when we were bowling for SRVs. Game went something like park your SRV at the bottom of a 5km mountain, other person zeroed throttle and went flight assist off at the top and tried to roll their AspE down the mountain into the SRV.

227380  Himesama: It's really abusurd but also it's really real and that's sad.

222894  Mr Bleak: @greg I'm hoping for a potty - the leg angles look about right and the coordination to squat like that at that age isn't easy.

227386  PenguinBartender: "MASS HYSTERIA!"

227357  dangerkeith3000: Make creepy body-sized pillows, not war.

227378  PenguinBartender: I will eat. For. Weeks.

227360  dangerkeith3000: Kosmo Kramer, is that you?

227361  dangerkeith3000: Facebook isn't real life. Tho some people act like it is.

227322  Spazstatic: I bet it smells great in there. Especially considering the stereotypical "outhouse" door.

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227156 digabigpig: Me too @SimonSaysGarfunkel

227338 Mad Collager: For an entire book devoted to this: amazon.com/Naughty-Victorian-Hand-Book-Rediscovered/dp/0894806246/…

227238 Spazstatic: @Peter Pantsless I've been known to roll ships and SRV alike down mountains. Frontier got what I hope was a somewhat amusing bug report when my friend's game crashed when we were bowling for SRVs. Game went something like park your SRV at the bottom of a 5km mountain, other person zeroed throttle and went flight assist off at the top and tried to roll their AspE down the mountain into the SRV.

227287 grizzly: Shut up, Meg.

227346 jochenau: @Mr. Shine I was surprised to find that Greek "porne" (prostitute) is not cognate, but comes from a root meaning "sell".

227162 Dr. Bathroom: Anybody else read this as "It's fun to be a lobster?"

227208 Science: "That's not fair, Chief! Our seabags are full of Jap skulls and war trophies, and he gets a dame?"

227283 White Rice: I guess after 3 repeats the bot finally recognized that it was literally the same image & wont allow the silliness to continue (which is odd, considering the number of classics, reclassics, and rereclassics that weve seen over time)

227214 Science: @funny in the wall: Couldn't say, though a few weeks without shouldn't be an issue, unless you ate like two pounds of cheese. If I had to take a pill to eat cheese, I would do it in a heartbeat. Cheese is wonderful.

227291 Robespierre: Crumple zones galore.



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Score:
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 Felicity: Jaredvogel
 glenalec: I'll take 4 and 20, thanks.
 fanny: @Teechur hey! quit robin all the good bird puns!
 Not A Bot: What the hell is on the bed? Is that what he's freaking out over?
 Teechur: Owl just see myself out.....
 Teechur: Maybe I'll just get the soup with grackles.
 Teechur: I'll have the Oriole cookies for dessert.
 Teechur: I've eaten so much, I don't think my pelican hold any more!
 Teechur: Hey! There's a heron my sandwich!
 Teechur: I wonder if they serve beakfast sandwiches there.
 Teechur: @Teechur Or just one if he's ravenously hungry.
 Teechur: That sandwich is so big, toucan share it.
 Teechur: Talk about eating crow....
 Aufziehvogel: Oh yisss
 Ulillillia: Cats love it
 dobbiesdoogs: i prefer my bird sandwiches to be a little less feathery
Image 226641   01-13-18   Uploaded by    redrex
Score:
653
 
 DarkTeddy: Finally aggor is restored to its pupper greatness
Image 226640   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Phum Munts
Score:
266
 
 Kaviri: Hes a big fan of using the internet.
 MasterTwig: They say you shouldn't judge someone for how they're dressed. I think this image proves otherwise.
 BavidDowie: @charlemagne you would know
 Side Boob: ...and we were doing so well :(
 charlemagne: western civilisation peaked a while ago, didn't it
 Mr. Shine: We literally bought the T-shirt of this for my nephew at Christmas.
 square44: Any reaction you may have is already part of the outfit. It's genius.
 Ulillillia: nono
Image 226639   01-13-18   Uploaded by    kensin
Score:
561
 
 BavidDowie: We call him Diamond Dog
 Derp Herpigan: Rad for heterochromia.
Image 226638   01-13-18   Uploaded by    greg
Score:
410
 
 Passive: "Blanche, Blanche!"
 shwoarty: Say it again @ignatz
 dobbiesdoogs: now remove the bathroom door
 ignatz: Active Pooper
Image 226637   01-13-18   Uploaded by    trucker
Score:
485
 
 Teechur: A little putty and paint makes me the carpenter I ain't.
 Not A Bot: ...mathmatics, engenering, anatomy, flight, ect. and that's just the blue one.
 Side Boob: KITTEN PILE!
 Ulillillia: @Nope It can't even cat.
 Nope: Hey, your cant printer ran out of ink
Image 226636   01-13-18   Uploaded by    midgetcastle
Score:
456
 
 Felicity: Her eyesight is so good she has to wear shades
 Kaviri: Bugs Bunny is into some nasty shit.
 Teechur: I heard you like carrots.
 charlemagne: @mexican we used to keep a washing machine out in the front garden. it was there local style
 tib gubb: I hope you like carrots!
 Side Boob: I wonder if she knows the muffin man
 mexican: Sure, let's have a bathtub in the garden. Why the fuck not?
 Aufziehvogel: "Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it!"
 Scoo: Mmm... carrot-ginger tea
Image 226635   01-13-18   Uploaded by    bubbles
Score:
222
 
 savvoy: No, look closer. It's spiders. Rainbow-colored jumping spiders, all the way down.
Image 226634   01-13-18   Uploaded by    doggggggie
Score:
698
 
No one else has dared to comment. Will you?
Image 226633   01-13-18   Uploaded by    SpamSpamSpamSpam
Score:
238
 
 VeeKay: @glenalec @glenalec I think.
 glenalec: @VeeKay - As an absolute, or compared to the designers of women's clothing?
 ignatz: So much awkward discomfort in one picture..
 Robespierre: The Goon Squad, eh? And I had a suit pretty much like that - in the '80s. What goes around...
 VeeKay: Exactly my facial expression would be if she walked past me dressed like that. "Am I really a misogynist? Am I? Am I?"
 Teechur: Lint rollers are cheap, dude.
Image 226632   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
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