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263307  Amy Housewine: Something about that bitch having a nice pair of hooters.

263278  Not A Bot: this is both cool and sad

263262  wolfpk: Ethics!?

263304  VoR: You know someone would

263301  Butcherboy: And then Aristotle taught Alexander the Great. Not much of a philosopher but quite the ambitious young man

263281  wolfpk: Increase your odds of someone saying yes by offering to share the mushrooms.

263297  Scoo: In 5.1 Surround Sound!

263292  wolfpk: How about #261373

263306  sparename: A Regular Occurrence

263302  Robespierre: Lookit! Lookit my tongue! LOOKIT!!!

263297  Robespierre: Any minute now these three will be partying with Cardi B and the Kardashians.

263299  Robespierre: Take the quiz and get offers.

263301  Robespierre: When it comes to ethics, be like 49.95% of Today's Nu-Perfect Americans and listen to Trump.

263216  Robespierre: @Knice From the setting, the shirts, the ties, the "diversity training"/"team building exercise", I'd say it is somewhat like The Orifice (US), or some variation thereupon.

263246  trelyate: car comes with one subwoofer

263252  trelyate: Netflix marathoners are the right group to target

263260  trelyate: this makes cats Neutral Evil. Sounds about right

263272  AdaMan: They did a TV show of this called the Almighty Johnsons

263279  trelyate: and then it whispered to me, "Bring back 80's speed metal."

263281  trelyate: I usually just watch Adult Swim's Off the Air when I want to see something crazy while tripping

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263274 dangerkeith3000: Somebody just watched a live birth.

263009 Science: This is code for "We got shut down by the health department"

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.

263031 Not A Bot: I can attest that this guy still rides around also that sign is on the back of Dante's

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263215 antipatterns: FUCK THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERIKKKA



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Score:
357
 
 Mad Collager: Be sure and show up wearing Lady Gaga's dress.
 Mad Collager: Serve dinner in meatloafers!
 illBilliam: No thanks I like to eat my turkey out of brown shoes.
 Callahan: This set shoos away your guests.
 skylark: get a nice pair o one's an two's on yer plates o meat me ol china
Image 226590   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
669
 
 a robot: @SimonSaysGarfunkel How dare you disgrace the gentle and intelligent orangutans with a comparison to some ignorant shithead
 WTF: Between the two, I'd vote for the Dog. The Dog peeing on Theresa May's rug or humping Angela Merkel's leg would still be less embarrassing.
 phil: "Actually, ... no."
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: How dare OP disgrace this dog with a orangutans quote.
 Aufziehvogel: And last but not least I have great hair!
 Booty Kicker: You followed me for the Last time!
Image 226589   01-13-18   Uploaded by    VeeKay
Score:
727
 
 BavidDowie: Your sign will change zero of those minds, so thanks for preaching to the choir I guess
 westerner: @Yurishiro Except on a sign. However, she should have capitalised Is and not capitalised A
 VeeKay: Minus one point for failing to use the word 'sufficiently' between a and valid.
 Derp Herpigan: Back of the sign reads "Evidence Trumps Opinion" you don't know how much that hurt my eyes trying to find out.
 Rachelina: Your Putting Capital Letters At The Start Of Every Word Makes Anything You Say An Invalid Argument.
Image 226588   01-13-18   Uploaded by    gary
Score:
215
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Seems like a loving, light-hearted, dehydrated apple.
 someguynameded: @Ulillillia You left out Tito - man, I can't believe you'd leave out Tito.
 Ulillillia: @Mr. Shine Joe Jackson (father of Michael, Janet, and the other seven kids)
 Butcherboy: Laurel aitken?
 killme: Frank Gorshin CHANGED, man.
 Mr. Shine: Who was this?
Image 226587   01-13-18   Uploaded by    prospector
Score:
344
 
 cthulhu: Verizon again, eh? BAD.
Image 226586   01-13-18   Uploaded by    jem
Score:
606
 
 TurkeyVulture: Bearmageddon.
 Whatever: Well the second amendment says we have the right to arm bears according to dyslexic conservative talkers
 a robot: @illBilliam Eh, that's fine. There are worse ways to go.
 illBilliam: This is how the world ends
 sir toke a lot: You said the right to bear arms
 static xyz: The Future - if the Internet has its say.
 Amy Housewine: pew pew pew
 sparename: The Bruindestructibles
Image 226585   01-13-18   Uploaded by    gary
Score:
506
 
 Korrok: Korrok approves...
 Whatever: Couldnt find the road less traveled, so...
 celtic: "(huff, puff) ... Sasquatch coming ... (huff, puff)"
Image 226584   01-13-18   Uploaded by    oregon man
Score:
338
 
 bookcase: Eat your heart out, Spivey
 Whatever: A youthful Trump before his brain shriveled up
 fakeplastic: Wayne Cochran had hair like no other.
 Ulillillia: Rubber Johnny
 sparename: "Applying shaving cream is like making love to a beautiful woman..."
 Ihminen: Dr. Light shaving away his beard after losing a bet to Dr. Wily
Image 226583   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
357
 
 UltraBeverly: This is the cause AND result of twincest.
 tears as lube: Plot twist: its a twin study, and they were raised apart and only just met today
 mwoody: I don't know if it's nature or nurture, but one of you has f'ed up here.
 XLY: that product placement tho
 a robot: @sparename I dunno, everything that was once cool becomes stupid but if you save it long enough it circles back around to cool again. Kids these days are dressing like it's the 90s again for some godforsaken reason
 VeeKay: Don't believe in Jesus but, sweet fucking Jesus.
 Ignatius: Gamiss; amIrite?
 Shay: Based on that Diet Pepsi can, this was taken recently....
 WTF: Clones in love
 Bu7Z: "wait, have we been fucking the wrong wives for over a year now?
 sparename: Reminds me of a cool-patterned FM radio I bought in the early nineties that probably wouldn't look so cool any more if I actually found it
 Scoo: Double your pleasure, double your fun!
Image 226582   01-13-18   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
613
 
 wolfpk: I made it!!! Now, how do I get back down!!?
Image 226581   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
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