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273569  Mentos Pormer: How...uh...whaa?

273590  burritos: Create a problem, sell the solution.

273590  Rent A Dog: Remember, remember! The fifth of November, The Gunpowder treason and plot; I know of no reason Why the Gunpowder treason Should ever be forgot!

273589  boxboxbox: But yet both have always been a bathroom

273395  Mustyrats: @Spazstatic woooooo

273575  TrumpyTrump: Now that's what I call surf music

273579  tib gubb: "I AM SO GREAT. I AM SO GREAT. HEY LOOK AT ME. I AM SO GREAT."

273501  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/blog/… - All hail The Oatmeal!

273587  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

273585  a spider plan: Crumbs in your bed are usually the worst, but I wouldn't mind that one.

273551  miller: That's how Japan does, foo'!

273556  addend: Welcome to Kansas City.

273569  addend: "Pampers?" / "Depends."

273564  Whatever: Such a waste - like most of their products, their packaging is better than average

273568  Whatever: Mark Twain would have approved

273544  Amy Housewine: This was my favourite episode.

273569  Whatever: Its the circle of life...

273573  a robot: @Amy Housewine BOOP, boop

273570  a robot: If your name is Elizabeth, some dumb kid on the playground will inevitably start calling you "Lizard Breath." Source: sibling named Elizabeth

273573  Amy Housewine: This boop is a big job. Make sure you're well-prepared.

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273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273441 Knice: @Annoying Vegan I am going to use this.

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273365 Littlecraftywolf: @isosceleswaffle i am a furry i know that my point is going through security is the nightmare

273474 trelyate: ojom rof



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 Fiasco: @VoR - there it is: #226291
 breadtoaster: @VoR - how about a nice blood ice cream
 Jolly Well: Heart desires blood. Only blood.
Image 226578   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Vivian
Score:
525
 
 chelseachels: Shoulda been 'melted' sweaters but the writer had a cold
 alex: The belt helps keep the sweater from falling down
 gorilla: As long as you're genuinely suave and sybaritic about it, @Skaalar, I'm good with your fetishes, whatever they may be and whichever dark alleys they may lead you down.
 Skaalar: @Robespierre @Mr. Shine Do not be jealous of my suave styles that are timelessly cool.
 mwoody: Alright alright alright
 a robot: That guy has terrifying hands
 Prostata: who's the intended audience for this porn?
 Theimposter: This looks like a magazine from a Fallout game
 Mr. Shine: @Robespierre Yeah, @Skaalar's apparently.
 Chile Quornwrap: This is someone's fetish.
 Skaalar: Im ashamed to admit... I kinda want a belted sweater now.
Image 226577   01-13-18   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
409
 
 twenty4: Thatll show Margaret Thatcher! [Rik Mayall face]
 Bluetocracy: I commented about kittens on a dog post. Total anarchy
 GiveMePlus: I made sunny D into a sauce for duck once
 highdra: It's people like you wot cause unrest.
 Skaalar: Anybody else ever fold their Capri sun pouch into a flip phone? You could use the straw as an antenna.
 Amy Housewine: When I saw the new Capri Suns with the litle valve thing on, I knew that we truly lived in the future.
Image 226576   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Sparkplug
Score:
578
 
 l0dan: Vantablack
 Theimposter: Or he could be called 'Buttplug.' I see a buttplug, Dr. Rorschack. (sp)
 Teechur: Looks like a bird in flight to me.
 Urn BooUrn: @sparename Why not both?
 sparename: Are you called "Smudge"? Smudge would be a good name, I'm sure you'll be called Smudge. Or Shitface
Image 226575   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Slug Wind
Score:
230
 
 Mumbo Dingus: @WTF - It is to match the SD slot and USB ports on the back of the machine (guaranteed to collect memory cards/sticks in lab environments)
 addend: Does he still deejay?
 wolfpk: I am sure smarter than thou Apple (I'm not an Apple fanboy) thought that if you put the charger in the bottom, it can't be used while charging. Using while charging shortens a battery life. So Apple (one reason I hate them) decided for you that battery life is more important.
 Amy Housewine: Someone poisoned my pet mouse.
 NoRagrets: Yeah, its not the smartest design in the world.
 WTF: Thanks Apple for putting the port on the bottom making the mouse completely useless while charging.
Image 226574   01-13-18   Uploaded by    marxist
Score:
290
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Celebrate them. CELEBRATE!
 dad: Jus' me 'n' my bush
 Aufziehvogel: Who is this dumb looking guy? - He's an ex POTUS! - Oh, and the nice guy on the left?
 winwolf: Miss me yet?
Image 226573   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Jak
Score:
316
 
 sparename: Back to t'other one #227438
 Scoo: Let's not celebrate racism, ok?
 E. HONDA: Hitler & Mussolini
 sparename: Can't tell if this is real or a joke reply to their advert for the "Coolest Monkey In The Jungle" hoodie on a black kid
 Spray Tan: Lacist.
Image 226572   01-13-18   Uploaded by    trucker
Score:
588
 
 WTF: Cars 4 directed by Oliver Stone
Image 226571   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
258
 
 grid: More incontrovertible proof that Florida is the Arizona of the Southeast.
 XLY: fuck florida
 minimum max: Wat.
Image 226570   01-13-18   Uploaded by    togboat
Score:
699
 
 pewdiepie: @Felicity "tongue this D lightly in A minor"??! :((
 happier: @Yurishiro Actually, it looks like this is in A minor :-(
 Prostata: sound advice for every d
 Slug Wind: At least it's not that perv "flute in A minor"
 addend: (Blows horn.)
 sparename: Every Good Boy Deserves Fellatio
Image 226569   01-13-18   Uploaded by    xylophone
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