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262800  ignatz: *sigh* recycled trees

120649  Mr. Angry: just for a second i thought one of the geese was standing on the other one.

262792  Mexico: And I thought the anticipation would kill me!

120536  Mr. Angry: "...Ms. Frizzle, are we going to learn anything about fast food today? Ms. Frizzle?..."

262784  VoR: It's OK. I suited up earlier.

262799  mission2mars: Wooo Morgantown

262780  Off Topic: @Rocktor Dockward I know your secret.

262782  Whatever: Voldemort and his grandnephew Donnie Trump in the days of yore

262785  Whatever: Where lurks the Lorax?

262776  Not A Bot: That kid must have a huge cock to land a fly honey with an ass like dat!

262785  sparename: Mr Mimoggy

262786  sparename: This clownfish looks funny

262631  Porm Munties: me also @Air Biscuit

262773  Robespierre: Is that glitter? Please, tell me that's not glitter.

262795  Peter Pantsless: I can see your pepperoni!

262782  Robespierre: Older than the WebNets, this image is.

262785  CaptainCatbreath: I want to be told that it knows Kung Fu.

262744  Robespierre: @Science Well, THAT's rather irresponsible of them. Of course, "they" will never have to live with the consequences ... more than sorta like ignoring global warming.

262782  raditzu: @Dr Awkward ummm, baby? i thought it was her/his meal...

262762  Science: @Dr Awkward: It's only about ejaculation if you understand the Internet. You mom and her friend are completely innocent and, therefore, safe.

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262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262570 dangerkeith3000: Tom wanted to be everyone's friend.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.



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 chelseachels: Shoulda been 'melted' sweaters but the writer had a cold
 alex: The belt helps keep the sweater from falling down
 gorilla: As long as you're genuinely suave and sybaritic about it, @Skaalar, I'm good with your fetishes, whatever they may be and whichever dark alleys they may lead you down.
 Skaalar: @Robespierre @Mr. Shine Do not be jealous of my suave styles that are timelessly cool.
 mwoody: Alright alright alright
 a robot: That guy has terrifying hands
 Prostata: who's the intended audience for this porn?
 Theimposter: This looks like a magazine from a Fallout game
 Mr. Shine: @Robespierre Yeah, @Skaalar's apparently.
 Chile Quornwrap: This is someone's fetish.
 Skaalar: Im ashamed to admit... I kinda want a belted sweater now.
Image 226577   01-13-18   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
409
 
 twenty4: Thatll show Margaret Thatcher! [Rik Mayall face]
 Bluetocracy: I commented about kittens on a dog post. Total anarchy
 VoR: I made sunny D into a sauce for duck once
 highdra: It's people like you wot cause unrest.
 Skaalar: Anybody else ever fold their Capri sun pouch into a flip phone? You could use the straw as an antenna.
 Amy Housewine: When I saw the new Capri Suns with the litle valve thing on, I knew that we truly lived in the future.
Image 226576   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Sparkplug
Score:
578
 
 VoR: Vantablack
 Theimposter: Or he could be called 'Buttplug.' I see a buttplug, Dr. Rorschack. (sp)
 Teechur: Looks like a bird in flight to me.
 Urn BooUrn: @sparename Why not both?
 sparename: Are you called "Smudge"? Smudge would be a good name, I'm sure you'll be called Smudge. Or Shitface
Image 226575   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Slug Wind
Score:
230
 
 Mumbo Dingus: @WTF - It is to match the SD slot and USB ports on the back of the machine (guaranteed to collect memory cards/sticks in lab environments)
 addend: Does he still deejay?
 wolfpk: I am sure smarter than thou Apple (I'm not an Apple fanboy) thought that if you put the charger in the bottom, it can't be used while charging. Using while charging shortens a battery life. So Apple (one reason I hate them) decided for you that battery life is more important.
 Amy Housewine: Someone poisoned my pet mouse.
 NoRagrets: Yeah, its not the smartest design in the world.
 WTF: Thanks Apple for putting the port on the bottom making the mouse completely useless while charging.
Image 226574   01-13-18   Uploaded by    marxist
Score:
290
 
 FireBreathingMarmot: Celebrate them. CELEBRATE!
 dad: Jus' me 'n' my bush
 Aufziehvogel: Who is this dumb looking guy? - He's an ex POTUS! - Oh, and the nice guy on the left?
 winwolf: Miss me yet?
Image 226573   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Jak
Score:
316
 
 sparename: Back to t'other one #227438
 Scoo: Let's not celebrate racism, ok?
 E. HONDA: Hitler & Mussolini
 sparename: Can't tell if this is real or a joke reply to their advert for the "Coolest Monkey In The Jungle" hoodie on a black kid
 Spray Tan: Lacist.
Image 226572   01-13-18   Uploaded by    trucker
Score:
588
 
 WTF: Cars 4 directed by Oliver Stone
Image 226571   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
258
 
 grid: More incontrovertible proof that Florida is the Arizona of the Southeast.
 XLY: fuck florida
 VoR: Wat.
Image 226570   01-13-18   Uploaded by    togboat
Score:
699
 
 pewdiepie: @Felicity "tongue this D lightly in A minor"??! :((
 happier: @Yurishiro Actually, it looks like this is in A minor :-(
 Prostata: sound advice for every d
 Slug Wind: At least it's not that perv "flute in A minor"
 addend: (Blows horn.)
 sparename: Every Good Boy Deserves Fellatio
Image 226569   01-13-18   Uploaded by    xylophone
Score:
545
 
 Mad Collager: When Teletubbies have dogs.
 addend: "Every Good Boy..."
Image 226568   01-13-18   Uploaded by    KEKOEKEOEK
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