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257597  FabricMan: FUCK THIS LEAF ESPECIALLY!

255879  Mr Bleak: @Felicity Grace Jones, yes I can see that working. Samuel L Jackson ... yeah, OK. But Eddie Murphy? Nah, nah - not going to fly. That'd be like casting Nicolas Cage as the First Jedi ...

257487  Side Boob: @bubbles Which word didnt you understand?

257439  Science: @hajjpodge: I'm playing this and am at the point where all the current quests (including this one) require a minimum 50 skill in something, so now I'm just running around killing rando gangers to get my stats up.

257441  Science: @Annoying Vegan : Dog bat

257445  Science: Hey Bender, you ever killed a man with a sock? It ain't so hard.

257458  Science: saem

257461  Science: Firefox is in incognito mode

257597  Christina: When you are eating and someone tells you are fat.

257468  Science: @FabricMan: It's because the tribes sent out an advance party and they complained that the "Promised Land" wasn't nice enough. So God said, "Fine - then you won't make it there. Only your kids will see it." And when the last original tribe member died, they were able to enter. You do not screw with Old Testament God.

257606  Knice: *hits This is BAD*

257583  Shay: At least there's one benefit to live in NY.

257483  Science: @hajjpodge: You do realize that people of all races sag their pants, right? I don't care what color, creed, or religion you are, I don't want to see your ass while I'm trying to eat a meal.

257516  Science: Well, Well, Milton Bradley's got a def one / It's a Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister) / Yeah, all the girls and homeboys / Playin' Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister!) / Spin the spinner and call the shot / Twister ties you up in a knot

257609  rachel: Also, just wanted to mention that Mike did an amazing job. He gave that kid the works! Hot lather, full face shave, aftershave, and a hot towel treatment, as well as the back massage that comes with every shave!

257597  Shay: "Wait, this tastes funny. Oh crap, it's poison ivy."

257545  Science: Cap'n - it seems there is a wee problem with the transporter...

257561  Science: @Fiveninety: Some clocks are secured to the wall.

257487  bubbles: @Side Boob huh?

257598  WTF: "Your dog's bark sounds a little off." "Yeah, today he's a little hoarse."

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257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257301 Munkybut: That dude is 11 feet tall

257468 Science: @FabricMan: It's because the tribes sent out an advance party and they complained that the "Promised Land" wasn't nice enough. So God said, "Fine - then you won't make it there. Only your kids will see it." And when the last original tribe member died, they were able to enter. You do not screw with Old Testament God.

257558 Spazstatic: @a sedated moose thank goodness. Enjoy your vacation and drunkenness!

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257513 MasterTwig: People like this are 10 times more obnoxious than any so called "jocks".

257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie

257326 Not A Bot: So instead of smothering my victims with their pillow, I can just shoot them with their freedom blanket

257545 Science: Cap'n - it seems there is a wee problem with the transporter...

257442 Teechur: There should be a moooon orbiting her.



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Score:
588
 
 WTF: Cars 4 directed by Oliver Stone
Image 226571   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Fuzzpot
Score:
258
 
 grid: More incontrovertible proof that Florida is the Arizona of the Southeast.
 XLY: fuck florida
 VoR: Wat.
Image 226570   01-13-18   Uploaded by    togboat
Score:
699
 
 pewdiepie: @Felicity "tongue this D lightly in A minor"??! :((
 happier: @Yurishiro Actually, it looks like this is in A minor :-(
 Prostata: sound advice for every d
 Slug Wind: At least it's not that perv "flute in A minor"
 addend: (Blows horn.)
 sparename: Every Good Boy Deserves Fellatio
Image 226569   01-13-18   Uploaded by    xylophone
Score:
545
 
 Mad Collager: When Teletubbies have dogs.
 addend: "Every Good Boy..."
Image 226568   01-13-18   Uploaded by    KEKOEKEOEK
Score:
875
 
 Ihminen: *smashes hand against the screen in the hopes of being able to pet it*
 fumbduck: What up
Image 226567   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Natch
Score:
320
 
 dad: Charles Dance was great in /The Last Action Hero/ (1993)
 Himesama: Uzumaki!
 Teechur: You'll shoot your eye out!
Image 226566   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Gentleman
Score:
220
 
 Prostata: lookin' for a hallway
 agger gater: Not hot. Not dogs. BUT STILL
 Teechur: Did this come out of the 75 lb. bag?
 Aufziehvogel: "Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it!"
 fanny: please shove these inside cucumbers for me. thanks.
 duckfarts: hey dog, I heard you like dogs
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Shithole Dogs
Image 226565   01-13-18   Uploaded by    blue shoes
Score:
274
 
 UltraBeverly: I have an acquaintance named "Erick." He is not Scandinavian. I insist the "k" is not silent.
 duckfarts: @Bluetocracy Kylmie
 KnifeySpooney: @Eleftheros If the Q is pronounced in Chinese, yes
 E. HONDA: *Bakynn
 Bluetocracy: name your kid )$#(*%TY&, it's pronounced 'please kill me'
 Eleftheros: @duckfarts Utah strongly believes in your right to name your kid whatever poorly spelled atrocity of a noun you can come up with. I've met a Raitqel, who furiously corrected my pronunciation to "Rachel".
 addend: Lackin'.
 Teechur: That's an anagram of Nyklan, whom she will meet in studyhall and will marry, just to get the hell out of the house.
 duckfarts: god please let this be fake
 WTF: In the Navie, you can sail the seven seas. In the Navie, you can put your mind at ease.
 fanny: What about Poopty? Asskinty?
 sparenamelaptopdied: @Side Boob Pronounced like the french, Doo-mar (Dumas), of course
 tib gubb: just string them together!
 Side Boob: Dumbass
Image 226564   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Ment Thorp
Score:
455
 
 duckfarts: Kinder egg is getting nervous
 Scoo: 4 Finger Discount
 VoR: Go on. Snatch it.
 Not A Bot: If you get bitten, and come down with Johnny Fever, take 2 tabs of WKRP and you'll be fine.
 Mad Collager: Careful, one more finger, and it's a five-finger discount after you took it.
 i peed a lil: More Delft than most.
 Not A Bot: thispigishappy.jpg
 Coach Teacher: So when Delfi says it, it's ok for mass distribution, bt when i suggest it to a coworker, i lose my Netflix special, morning talk show, and nobody wants me to tell them jokes about how gross the mind of a fat, bald ginger can get? This is egregious.
 karmakat: seems to wants to take it DEEP!
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Not all at once!!! *whispers* you gotta work up to that
Image 226563   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Sharkface
Score:
319
 
 Coach Teacher: If i get it, does that make me a nerd or a dork?
 Kaviri: This exclusive patch is only given to our most illustrious members: those who have finally managed to catch the dragon.
Image 226562   01-13-18   Uploaded by    fracking
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