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253723  Prostata: he wants to help pre-wash the dishes

253725  Prostata: this pic implies that there are nature photographer photographers who take photos of nature photographers in their natural habitat

253729  Prostata: that is a really gneiss stone. (really, i joke but it's very pretty and we miss ya mitch)

253729  Side Boob: You should just stand on his grave and do his act.

253716  Bluetocracy: so, wait, 25 Danny DeVitos... that's about 8 feet, right?

253717  Bluetocracy: It's a settler of Catan

253737  Bernie 2016: Cool if real

253737  HermwoodLitmajor: "Shhhh...I don't think they see us."

253737  sandwiches: What is this? A Gopro for ants?

253677  brian greene: and americans will have a dipshit for president

253724  Butcherboy: What are you? A gay fish

253725  Bluetocracy: I want to see the 5 years later picture

253701  brian greene: its a mummery

253736  Messed Up Dog: She might want to lay off the Monster Energy drinks as well.

253726  charlemagne: I don't care

253717  charlemagne: @sporky they're buddhist

253725  Robespierre: Wildlife magnet

253664  Robespierre: Exile on Main Street

253730  Ihminen: she seems fun.

253701  Christina: Birdnado.

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253507 Austin: For "2". Just like that velveeta and shells meal that I made for me and a... friend

253433 redmonkey3: Someone needs pet time / play time and you need rests from maus time - win win

253673 sporky: Don't look d.... too late

253597 Zochrot: this phone deserves worse for having candy crush on it

253636 Zochrot: everybodys sick of your shit Scott

253571 dangerkeith3000: Trump of North Korea

253494 Robespierre: Sorry, Billy Bob, but I'm expensive this weekend.

253470 DrinkMixMan: Can we stop doing this?

253573 Zochrot: if they are a couple, can you imagine their sex life?

253446 SurfNTurf: @dangerkeith3000 huh?...



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Score:
875
 
 Ihminen: *smashes hand against the screen in the hopes of being able to pet it*
 fumbduck: What up
Image 226567   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Natch
Score:
320
 
 dad: Charles Dance was great in /The Last Action Hero/ (1993)
 Himesama: Uzumaki!
 Teechur: You'll shoot your eye out!
Image 226566   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Gentleman
Score:
220
 
 Prostata: lookin' for a hallway
 agger gater: Not hot. Not dogs. BUT STILL
 Teechur: Did this come out of the 75 lb. bag?
 Aufziehvogel: "Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it!"
 fanny: please shove these inside cucumbers for me. thanks.
 duckfarts: hey dog, I heard you like dogs
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Shithole Dogs
Image 226565   01-13-18   Uploaded by    blue shoes
Score:
274
 
 UltraBeverly: I have an acquaintance named "Erick." He is not Scandinavian. I insist the "k" is not silent.
 duckfarts: @Bluetocracy Kylmie
 KnifeySpooney: @Eleftheros If the Q is pronounced in Chinese, yes
 E. HONDA: *Bakynn
 Bluetocracy: name your kid )$#(*%TY&, it's pronounced 'please kill me'
 Eleftheros: @duckfarts Utah strongly believes in your right to name your kid whatever poorly spelled atrocity of a noun you can come up with. I've met a Raitqel, who furiously corrected my pronunciation to "Rachel".
 addend: Lackin'.
 Teechur: That's an anagram of Nyklan, whom she will meet in studyhall and will marry, just to get the hell out of the house.
 duckfarts: god please let this be fake
 WTF: In the Navie, you can sail the seven seas. In the Navie, you can put your mind at ease.
 fanny: What about Poopty? Asskinty?
 sparenamelaptopdied: @Side Boob Pronounced like the french, Doo-mar (Dumas), of course
 tib gubb: just string them together!
 Side Boob: Dumbass
Image 226564   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Ment Thorp
Score:
455
 
 duckfarts: Kinder egg is getting nervous
 Scoo: 4 Finger Discount
 VoR: Go on. Snatch it.
 Not A Bot: If you get bitten, and come down with Johnny Fever, take 2 tabs of WKRP and you'll be fine.
 Mad Collager: Careful, one more finger, and it's a five-finger discount after you took it.
 i peed a lil: More Delft than most.
 Not A Bot: thispigishappy.jpg
 Coach Teacher: So when Delfi says it, it's ok for mass distribution, bt when i suggest it to a coworker, i lose my Netflix special, morning talk show, and nobody wants me to tell them jokes about how gross the mind of a fat, bald ginger can get? This is egregious.
 karmakat: seems to wants to take it DEEP!
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: Not all at once!!! *whispers* you gotta work up to that
Image 226563   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Sharkface
Score:
319
 
 Coach Teacher: If i get it, does that make me a nerd or a dork?
 Kaviri: This exclusive patch is only given to our most illustrious members: those who have finally managed to catch the dragon.
Image 226562   01-13-18   Uploaded by    fracking
Score:
445
 
 E. HONDA: I'm real fuckin sorry
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: @Coach Teacher I would say something vulgar, but i believe my president will do that for me in a few moments so hold tight.
 deadwombat: I'm sorry to be sorry so often. damn!
 Teechur: I would have to have a "My bad" jar in my klassrum. And an overflow swear jar for the "I'll bring it tomorrow" notes that will live in them for eternity.
 SimonSaysGarfunkel: America vs Canada
Image 226561   01-13-18   Uploaded by    lizzz
Image 226560 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by silver. We'll pray for you, silver.
Score:
964
 
 au bon pain: It's weird that the order is counter clockwise
 Himesama: Me this morning before work.
 Teechur: I really didn't want to make a comment about afterglow, but I guess I am...
 duckfarts: feels good, man
 Not A Bot: You have a problem, Kathleen.
Image 226559   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Hungy Dingus
Score:
447
 
 Coach Teacher: @Felicity aren't we doing it already?
 livelovebarf: Should we do something?
 Life Whacker: i once worked in an injection molding plastics factory, we made parts for bunn coffeemakers. ya had to initial the inside in case there were cosmetic defects they could trace it back to you. anyways, in one of em i wrote, "help, im being held prisoner in a plastic factory".
 shadebane: No. You won't learn anything if I do.
 Teechur: I was locked in a junkyard once while searching for electric lock actuators for my van. Wasn't too bad until the dog found me and let me know in no uncertain terms that it was past closing time.
 Coach Teacher: I thought i was trapped at work once; turned out i was just really bored; then, it turned out i had mono and kept falling asleep before the end of each workday. So the only thing i was prisoner to was the Epstein-Barr virus. Then they fired me for incompetence.
Image 226558   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Soaps Pierre
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