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262425  sparename: Can she play the pink flute?

262398  addend: "No, don't hold the apple, just balance it there."

262432  highdra: Serious question whats with the socks

262404  addend: Heh, "position".

262409  addend: Is is your serve again?

262412  addend: @Crarbo Albungo "Relax, it's only in dog years."

262413  addend: Congrats, Penelope!

262416  addend: I want a new car with no environmental impact. Can you do that?

262416  sparename: "I'm goin' on a BEAR hunt, I'm gonna catch a BIG one.. "

262425  addend: (Cleans spit valve.)

262418  addend: Jeff Lynne of ELO.

262140  Mr Bleak: When the roomba hits the dog poo for adults.

262416  charlemagne: I'd like to hire you both for a gladiator battle... yes, to the death... around eight pm

262424  addend: *smooch*

262415  addend: "Hmm, 2 hoomans who will do what I want..."

262417  addend: Didn't even have to ask him to hold that pose.

262419  addend: @Mort Gruble But "15 minutes can save you 15 percent or more..."

262432  Largehand: Serious question where can I get that blanket??

262425  Sadbot: Is there...a Mr. Fudge?

262418  addend: @Therb Horpumple Hi, my name is @addend... I think.

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262151 Mr Bleak: @Pawn Morpongus Because two nipples won't fit the same butthole.

262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262343 ChubbyBuddy: i lava what you've done w the place

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

262235 Shay: When Predator takes a shit.

262195 Felicity: 150 percent

262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

262338 KyleisBobDole: Come to Aggro Gator in the past few hours for a name breaking.

262342 charlemagne: I no longer wish to be known by my slave name

262176 Felicity: Even in the future nothin' works!



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Score:
274
 
 Bople Flumungo: I have an acquaintance named "Erick." He is not Scandinavian. I insist the "k" is not silent.
 Treple Flumumple: @Bluetocracy Kylmie
 Hiple Albumbies: @Eleftheros If the Q is pronounced in Chinese, yes
 Thampo Flupert: *Bakynn
 Ruft Drumupert: name your kid )$#(*%TY&, it's pronounced 'please kill me'
 Freld Rempumple: @duckfarts Utah strongly believes in your right to name your kid whatever poorly spelled atrocity of a noun you can come up with. I've met a Raitqel, who furiously corrected my pronunciation to "Rachel".
 Truple Grongus: Lackin'.
 Ruft Floble: That's an anagram of Nyklan, whom she will meet in studyhall and will marry, just to get the hell out of the house.
 Dempo Drumomple: god please let this be fake
 Dewn Morpuble: In the Navie, you can sail the seven seas. In the Navie, you can put your mind at ease.
 Freft Flumuble: What about Poopty? Asskinty?
 Morb Flumumple: @Side Boob Pronounced like the french, Doo-mar (Dumas), of course
 Virb Rempumple: just string them together!
 Pemp Dampungo: Dumbass
Image 226564   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Frang Dampungo
Score:
455
 
 Miwn Plemopert: Kinder egg is getting nervous
 Hump Groble: 4 Finger Discount
 Jirbo Cremupert: Go on. Snatch it.
 Jorm Drumombies: If you get bitten, and come down with Johnny Fever, take 2 tabs of WKRP and you'll be fine.
 Frort Pluble: Careful, one more finger, and it's a five-finger discount after you took it.
 Crift Dampoble: More Delft than most.
 Mamp Drumombies: thispigishappy.jpg
 Frong Plombies: So when Delfi says it, it's ok for mass distribution, bt when i suggest it to a coworker, i lose my Netflix special, morning talk show, and nobody wants me to tell them jokes about how gross the mind of a fat, bald ginger can get? This is egregious.
 Pomp Grunungo: seems to wants to take it DEEP!
 Gingo Brumbies: Not all at once!!! *whispers* you gotta work up to that
Image 226563   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Bimp Plombies
Score:
319
 
 Treld Cremongus: If i get it, does that make me a nerd or a dork?
 Rongo Cremoble: This exclusive patch is only given to our most illustrious members: those who have finally managed to catch the dragon.
Image 226562   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Laft Brongus
Score:
445
 
 Mold Flumple: I'm real fuckin sorry
 Pomp Flumumple: @Coach Teacher I would say something vulgar, but i believe my president will do that for me in a few moments so hold tight.
 Lampo Grombies: I'm sorry to be sorry so often. damn!
 Riwn Horpuble: I would have to have a "My bad" jar in my klassrum. And an overflow swear jar for the "I'll bring it tomorrow" notes that will live in them for eternity.
 Dimp Rempuble: America vs Canada
Image 226561   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Beft Plemungo
Image 226560 is unbelievably bad (score -4) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by silver. Boo, silver.
Score:
964
 
 Dilm Flumombies: It's weird that the order is counter clockwise
 Miple Dampupert: Me this morning before work.
 Bert Cremupert: I really didn't want to make a comment about afterglow, but I guess I am...
 Raple Plemoble: feels good, man
 Muple Brongo: You have a problem, Kathleen.
Image 226559   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Juwn Flumoble
Score:
447
 
 Thurb Albumbies: @Felicity aren't we doing it already?
 Gold Drumongo: Should we do something?
 Darm Horpongus: i once worked in an injection molding plastics factory, we made parts for bunn coffeemakers. ya had to initial the inside in case there were cosmetic defects they could trace it back to you. anyways, in one of em i wrote, "help, im being held prisoner in a plastic factory".
 Mart Flumongus: No. You won't learn anything if I do.
 Vuft Grumple: I was locked in a junkyard once while searching for electric lock actuators for my van. Wasn't too bad until the dog found me and let me know in no uncertain terms that it was past closing time.
 Thirm Rempumple: I thought i was trapped at work once; turned out i was just really bored; then, it turned out i had mono and kept falling asleep before the end of each workday. So the only thing i was prisoner to was the Epstein-Barr virus. Then they fired me for incompetence.
Image 226558   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Poft Gromple
Score:
521
 
 Gerb Plemumple: I can swimming? Please? I can swimming?
 Vert Plemombies: Cmon Norbert, at least try to give us a smile.
 Flarbo Flumungus: oh. my. god, becky, look at that leg
 Gewn Plupert: No way, man. No way!
Image 226557   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Trert Cremomple
Score:
315
 
 Vumpo Bropert: Some songs need not apply.
 Crelm Flumopert: For those nights when Tuxedo Mask is out of town.
 Dirm Brungus: The other edge to this sword is how My Sharona is an eternal part of the american consciousness. Just repeat shit until people believe it's true and good. And we're all terrible people for letting it get elected President. All hail Emperor Sharona!
 Crampo Cremuble: But then he could be listening to Little Boots - "Stuck On Repeat"
Image 226556   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Jift Flungo
Score:
614
 
 Vump Cremumple: @confession A handsome, fit, genius billionaire! With a sportscar!
 Flald Dampombies: This proves that they truly know memes.
 Vungo Grunuble: Why do you look so nonplussed? You asked for this.
 Morb Drumupert: A fucking billionare
Image 226555   01-13-18   Uploaded by    Merbo Morpumple
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